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TopicMy aunts and uncles all already bought their burial plots
Saxon
04/04/21 8:10:51 PM
#23
Yeah, they sometimes send corpses that are donated to body farms where they lay you out inside a cage and study the decomposition process.

The cage is to make sure you aren't devoured by animals when left out in the open.
TopicMy aunts and uncles all already bought their burial plots
Saxon
04/04/21 7:09:14 PM
#20
Maybe ya'll should consider selling your body to science?

When you're dead, a med school will come claim your corpse and slice it up for study in pickle jars and such.
TopicMy aunts and uncles all already bought their burial plots
Saxon
04/04/21 7:04:21 PM
#18
As far as I'm concerned the funeral industry ain't getting a penny out of me.

They can just throw me in a ditch when I'm dead or put me in potter's field.

That's where people go who die without burial insurance.
TopicMy aunts and uncles all already bought their burial plots
Saxon
04/04/21 6:55:44 PM
#16
Remember, you're going be dead for all eternity...so wouldn't you rather spend it as a pile of ashes than a slimy rotting corpse six feet in the ground?

And it takes up to 100 years or more to reduce a body that is well buried to a skeleton and it takes even longer than that to turn that skeleton into a pile of dust.
TopicMy aunts and uncles all already bought their burial plots
Saxon
04/04/21 6:47:09 PM
#12
You can get cremated for as low as $800 with your ashes placed in a paper bag afterwards to be given to next of kin to do with as they please.

Burial costs up to 10 grand or more.

It's really an easy decision on what to do don't you think? .
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