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TopicIn your lifetime, will the US switch to the metric system?
Thaumaturge
07/20/21 8:53:13 AM
#10
Metric system is garbage. Fahrenheit is far more precise than Celsius. And yet I still see jokers who think they are smarter for using it.
Topic'The Big Bang Theory' with extra laugh tracks added in
Thaumaturge
07/20/21 8:37:27 AM
#2
You can add in a million laugh tracks. A funeral will still be funnier than BBT.
TopicSoooooo Sasuke & Sakura *all naruto related series spoilers*
Thaumaturge
07/20/21 8:23:00 AM
#72
MadDewg posted...


Do you remember that one dude from bleach, mayuri? This guy:


Naruto and co. keep orochimaru around for damn near the same reason the shinigami keep that asshat around. Basically they are very, very smart, and despite how insane and just how many random dudes they killed, they are the ones that help come up with solutions when shit really hits the fan. I agree it doesn't make sense to let these dudes walk free and especially being near kids, but I like to headcanon it as both of them have ankle bracelets on where everyone can track their every move. We at least know that kakashi has put yamato on permanent orochimaru status.....and hokage naruto forgot to give him co-workers/different shifts, =/ God yamato's life sucks.

Both also just so happened to have created artificial life, which is pretty damn nuts if you think about it. (Hell mayuri is already a spirit dude, so he basically created like, a spirit spirit, lmao).

Well, the Seireitei is very, very corrupt as we learn in the Thousand Year Blood War Arc. They don't just keep Mayuri around because they need him. They keep him around because they have no reason to get rid of him. They condone his actions. Even Urahara knew what kind of deranged psycho he was and still let him into his Squad.
TopicSomeone wanna explain to me what is happening in Boruto? *spoilers for manga*
Thaumaturge
07/20/21 8:16:23 AM
#12
SpiritSephiroth posted...
Introducing aliens into the show is interesting.

Not in the least. The series jumped the shark in the War Arc, but that shark was eaten by a sea dragon, which was sucked into the Mariana Trench, which collapsed in a seaquake when the aliens were introduced.
TopicSomeone wanna explain to me what is happening in Boruto? *spoilers for manga*
Thaumaturge
07/20/21 8:03:54 AM
#10
I really wish everyone would stop calling the Kyuubi 'Kurama.' The names thing was such bullshit and we already knew it didn't mean anything because the Ichibi told us his name as soon as he awakened in Part 1.
TopicStock Market General #38
Thaumaturge
07/19/21 4:19:11 PM
#143
Just couldn't keep my big fucking mouth shut.
TopicStock Market General #38
Thaumaturge
07/19/21 2:58:26 PM
#132
Now ENZC is climbing up the .22 wall. Money dance!
TopicAccessory to murder suspect caught after commenting on Tulsa PD Facebook post
Thaumaturge
07/19/21 2:54:47 PM
#3
I actually have a phrase for someone like this. It's 'dumbfuck chickenshit.'
TopicWe have the technology to pay for gas with contactless credit cards...
Thaumaturge
07/19/21 2:48:52 PM
#6
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...


I haven't looked at every gas station I've ever stopped at but a lot of them I noticed have disposable gloves on/near the pumps.

Oh, I carry my own disposable gloves for my fillups. I just hate that gas pump. I hate it with every fiber of my being.
TopicWe have the technology to pay for gas with contactless credit cards...
Thaumaturge
07/19/21 2:41:38 PM
#4
PatrickMahomes posted...
...but we still have to flip up that little lever on the pump station to get the gas to start flowing?

...No? I mean I've seen that before, but it's rare in my area. The fact that I have to touch the filthy gas pump itself is what gets me.
TopicStock Market General #38
Thaumaturge
07/19/21 1:57:00 PM
#130
Tyranthraxus posted...
Remember that time $ENZC was 0.90?

Good times.

I bought at .17 Good for me that it fell like crazy.
TopicStock Market General #38
Thaumaturge
07/19/21 1:43:26 PM
#128
ENZC just can't break the .21 wall. Come on!
TopicMmm time for fight Sephiroth on KH1
Thaumaturge
07/19/21 12:48:35 AM
#3
Loved that fight. Might be my favorite boss fight ever.
TopicAdult man dating Stranger Things girl makes sexual comments on IG Live
Thaumaturge
07/19/21 12:46:39 AM
#73
20-year old MAN. 16-year old GIRL.

Idiots: "Jail that pedo!"

4 year age difference.

Idiots: *crickets chirping"
TopicSomeone wanna explain to me what is happening in Boruto? *spoilers for manga*
Thaumaturge
07/19/21 12:41:06 AM
#2
Haven't read it and never will, but you seriously think Bort is dead? The anime's namesake is dead?
TopicIs it bad to drink a bottle of wine a day?
Thaumaturge
07/19/21 12:39:27 AM
#8
A bottle? Yes. What did your poor liver ever do to you?
TopicRiley Reid brutally trolled after getting married as haters mock porn star job
Thaumaturge
07/19/21 12:34:52 AM
#90
Zikten posted...


I didn't say it was. The people who watch porn but think they are better than the porn stars, are trash

Anyone who insults porn stars is a piece of shit

Not nearly as much of one as someone who simps for them.
TopicIf you talk to an underage girl, it's grooming.
Thaumaturge
07/19/21 12:27:23 AM
#3
16 is legal in North Carolina.
TopicMarvel's executive vice president: "more gays are coming"
Thaumaturge
07/19/21 12:18:35 AM
#30
Also Marvel's executive vice president: "less money is coming"
TopicBible: Obey your government. Pay your taxes.
Thaumaturge
07/19/21 12:17:29 AM
#16
DuranOfForcena posted...

no, the line is "i'm not driving, i'm traveling"

I don't understand what driving has to do with it. I already said they don't fix my roads. Besides, it's not like I don't pay taxes. I just... underreport.
TopicIf Bezos dies, they should divide his money between everyone on earth
Thaumaturge
07/18/21 5:15:23 AM
#12
David1988 posted...
Say theres 10 billion people, if he has $100 billion in wealth, thats $100,000 each no cap

No, it's $10 each.
TopicWords that start with the letter B
Thaumaturge
07/18/21 4:08:51 AM
#260
Police.
Topicc/d: piper perri is the most beautiful porn star
Thaumaturge
07/18/21 4:05:27 AM
#20
No, Tori Black is.
TopicStock Market General #38
Thaumaturge
07/18/21 3:52:29 AM
#97
DandyQuackShot posted...


FDA approval for their first drug Vicineum which will initially be used to treat NMIBC bladder cancer in patients who failed to react to BCG (the standard treatment). Aug. 18th is PDUFA date so will know by then on approval. So far they have a very high chance of approval but shorts are currently bailing out after dilution news came with a very good late cycle FDA meeting this week. But dilution is only for commercialization purposes so holding long on this one. 2022 will be a very good year.

Thanks. So it's all but guaranteed to go up?
TopicSoooooo Sasuke & Sakura *all naruto related series spoilers*
Thaumaturge
07/18/21 3:45:46 AM
#57
BipBapBam posted...
Sasuke has to be one of the least, if not <u>the</u> least likeable rival/main characters in a fighting shounen ever. Like, the only people that like him are edgelord teenagers. It upsets me greatly whenever I remember that he faced literally no consequences at all for acting like a giant shit for years.

Bakugo is worse. Considerably worse.
TopicBible: Obey your government. Pay your taxes.
Thaumaturge
07/18/21 3:44:30 AM
#10
mobilebloechel posted...


Do you drive?

Yes.

DeadBankerDream posted...

Libertarians are sociopaths.

I'm not a Libertarian. I just don't like giving away money for nothing. Especially when the rich avoid taxes like Neo avoids bullets in The Matrix. I probably pay more in taxes than Jeff Bezos does.
TopicIs Wendy Williams the most evil non-political / non-criminal celebrity on Earth?
Thaumaturge
07/18/21 3:39:27 AM
#15
James Parnell Spears, Britney Spears's father.
TopicSoooooo Sasuke & Sakura *all naruto related series spoilers*
Thaumaturge
07/18/21 3:34:40 AM
#55
s0nicfan posted...


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TopicBible: Obey your government. Pay your taxes.
Thaumaturge
07/18/21 3:30:49 AM
#4
I don't go to public school anymore, I don't go to the hospital, I've never called the police, and my city's roads haven't been fixed in over 5 years. I don't owe the government one red cent.
TopicFBI finds "white privilege card" on Trump supporter.
Thaumaturge
07/17/21 1:27:17 AM
#16
NGL, that's pretty funny. The card, not white privilege.
TopicFellas! Do not date your employees
Thaumaturge
07/17/21 1:22:52 AM
#3
Too late. Did it and regret it.
TopicIf given a chance to meet Trump, what would you do?
Thaumaturge
07/17/21 1:21:00 AM
#20
3PiesAndAFork posted...
Where's the option to punch him in his face?

This. I'm reminded of that Star Trek line that I can't properly remember. The one about being seated with your enemy.
TopicBackstreet Boy says Britney Spears seems like a shell of her former self.
Thaumaturge
07/17/21 12:59:39 AM
#27
pogo_rabid posted...
Should she have autonomy? Yes

Is she batshit crazy? Absolutely

Crazy people still have rights.
TopicBritney Spears slams fake supporters of hers
Thaumaturge
07/17/21 12:58:17 AM
#13
She's been enslaved for almost 20 years. At this point, the only justice she can ever have is for her to get her money and control back, leave the country to a non-extraditable country, then hire people to... take care of everyone who stole her life. Extrajudicially...
TopicStar Trek vs Star Wars
Thaumaturge
07/17/21 12:51:41 AM
#3
Star Wars. Star Trek was made too early. The advances in cinema weren't created until the tail end of the 20th century and Star Trek suffered the most from the lack of it.
TopicDon't hate on this low level alt fellas.
Thaumaturge
07/16/21 9:26:02 PM
#18
God_chad posted...
i'm not here to be a *troll* account like most alts.

No, you're here to *get banned* like all alts.

God_chad posted...
But i do need a new sig. Any ideas?

Don't ban me now, I'm havin' such a derp time, I'm trolling the alts, don't ban me now, if you want to troll some d-bags, just gimme a call.

Don't ban me now, I'm havin' such a herp time, and I don't wanna stop at all!
TopicTexas offering $10,000 bounties to people who turn in women getting abortions.
Thaumaturge
07/15/21 6:50:37 PM
#91
Failed. State.
TopicStock Market General #38
Thaumaturge
07/15/21 12:53:12 AM
#53
DandyQuackShot posted...
35 days left to buy SESN as a penny stock

What happens in 35 days?
TopicThe perfect Body n Mind but you die when you turn 60.
Thaumaturge
07/14/21 3:17:14 PM
#3
Kanaya413 posted...
Absolutely
TopicSchumer introduces measure for federal decriminalization of marijuana
Thaumaturge
07/14/21 2:02:58 PM
#4
Okay SNDL, now's your time to go up!
TopicWoman faces year in prison for crumpling blue lives matter sign and 'smirking'
Thaumaturge
07/14/21 1:08:54 PM
#158
ledbowman posted...
free speech doesn't include antagonizing law enforcment

It does.
TopicMy local Denny's still can't find staff after Ohio killed bonus UI 3 weeks ago
Thaumaturge
07/14/21 11:38:03 AM
#78
bigblu89 posted...
I just got back yesterday from a long weekend at HersheyPark in Pennsylvania.

Literally every place we went to eat was short staffed. 30 minute wait times to be seated in places that were MAYBE 1/4th full, simply because they had no waitstaff available.

One place made me laugh, because they had a sign that said "Please be patient, due to the 'pandemic' (yes in quotes) no one wants to work, so we are extremely short staffed", with another sign next to it saying "Finding willing employees: The New Pandemic".

Rich owners are stupid and out of touch? Nowai!
TopicUniversal is SUED for 30K after a MINIONS character flashed WHITE POWER Sign!!
Thaumaturge
07/12/21 8:43:55 PM
#118
Full Throttle posted...
2 Sets of Worthless Filth are suing Universal Orlando for 30,000 smackers after they realized they could get a big payoff by lying and being BITCHES!

Fixed. Hope Universal makes them "disappear."
Topicif you want to commit a crime, just make sure you
Thaumaturge
07/12/21 5:59:22 PM
#11
nothanks1 posted...
Is mayonnaise a crime?

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not a crime.
Topicif you want to commit a crime, just make sure you
Thaumaturge
07/12/21 5:54:36 PM
#7
Instructions unclear, got arrested.

BloodMoon7 posted...
Instructions unclear, I am now the head of a vast criminal empire dedicated to forcing the public to wear nothing but diapers and a bib.

Damn, this was better.
TopicC/D: This man is white
Thaumaturge
07/11/21 1:26:02 PM
#6
Unsugarized_Foo posted...


Hes black

He doesn't appear to have a drop of African blood in him.
TopicRabbids were a mistake
Thaumaturge
07/11/21 1:14:52 PM
#2
Of all the Twitter posts I have seen... that is definitely one of them.
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