Lurker > David1988

LurkerFAQs, Active DB, DB1, DB2, DB3, DB4, DB5, DB6, DB7, Database 8 ( 02.18.2021-09-28-2021 ), DB9, DB10, DB11, DB12, Clear
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ... 44
TopicIf I were a woman would you respect me?
David1988
07/28/21 12:50:12 AM
#6
That would make you someones daughter, so yes I would respect you

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicHow comes there way less demand for male prostitutes than female?
David1988
07/26/21 10:41:08 PM
#1
Is it because the average girl gets blasted by limitless Chad dick for free?

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicAlaskan swimmer just won a gold medal
David1988
07/26/21 10:37:50 PM
#7
The-Apostle posted...
That's it, I'm staying off CE until the Olympics are over. Damn spoilers that won't be modded because they're more news than spoilers... >_>


---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicRepublicans pick France over the US bascetkball team.
David1988
07/26/21 10:10:44 PM
#17
limp-bizkit-89 posted...
another patriot.

i bet youd root for a Norwegian golf player over tiger woods too

he was criticizing the guy for rooting against America...I think

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicRepublicans pick France over the US bascetkball team.
David1988
07/26/21 10:07:07 PM
#10
Only KD hating Americans rooted against America

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicTrump setting up a HUGE bash in the middle of a pandemic
David1988
07/26/21 9:38:30 PM
#4
Damnit, I had something snarky prepared but I like Obama so whatevs


---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicYorkie protects 10 y/o girl from coyote
David1988
07/26/21 9:32:40 PM
#18
Coyote wasnt going after her to begin with

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicShe looks across the room and says, "hey cutie, don't look now..."
David1988
07/26/21 9:30:47 PM
#2
Hes too cute for someone so busted

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicJump scares are one of the lowest forms of horror.
David1988
07/26/21 9:29:43 PM
#2
Imagine getting scared by a film, you get its fiction right? Lol

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicWait you nean the skies were still blue during the dark ages??
David1988
07/26/21 9:27:22 PM
#2
Wat? Reality was in black and white till the 50s

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicThings you don't understand the popularity of
David1988
07/26/21 8:50:50 PM
#25
I understand the popularity of everything so nothing

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
Topicshould video games have a sin tax ala cigarettes and alcohol
David1988
07/26/21 8:38:05 PM
#9
Gamers are already an oppressed minority, you want to hurt them even more?

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicWhat's your favourite country for music other than, U.S., Canada and U.K.?
David1988
07/26/21 8:36:06 PM
#14
I like Hindi music so Indian

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicI wonder if COVID will have an effect on Republican turnout next year
David1988
07/26/21 8:32:32 PM
#14
I doubt it, theres a total of around 600k covid deaths so far, even assuming 500k of those were Republican voters it still wouldnt make much of a dent in the overall turnout.

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicBusinesses coming to terms with the new wage reality... NOT!
David1988
07/26/21 6:51:31 PM
#14
I thought minimum wage workers were wage slaves, how do they afford to not work because of low pay?

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicDoes anyone drink a lot of soda?
David1988
07/26/21 6:39:23 PM
#4
Depends what you mean by a lot, I drink 8 ounces of soda a day, no more no less

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicI just got to the beach and wow there's a lot nice titties >_>
David1988
07/26/21 6:28:02 PM
#14
You have to pay to get into the beach?

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicC/D: Gamers are the most oppressed minority in society today.
David1988
07/26/21 6:23:12 PM
#4
Today? Try all time.

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicEarlier this month, I moved in with people I met on GameFAQs in NYC
David1988
07/26/21 6:21:54 PM
#3
Are they also CEmen?

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicExtinct Internet lingo?
David1988
07/26/21 6:21:17 PM
#77
Golfer

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicWithin the next few decades monopolies will bring back company scrip as crypto.
David1988
07/26/21 6:14:33 PM
#2
Sounds like a cool movie

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicEver notice how redditors are proud of being physically elderly at age 30
David1988
07/26/21 6:08:50 PM
#28
I try to workout each day typing on a keyboard, CE is my gym

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicWTF Max Payne came out 20 years ago???
David1988
07/25/21 8:32:37 PM
#2
feels like 30 years ago tbh

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
Topici think of myself as a dexter morgan type
David1988
07/25/21 8:26:40 PM
#7
3PiesAndAFork posted...
Doesn't he have sex with his sister?


No? His sister wants to have sex with him

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicAny of you play golf? I hit my first birdie ever today
David1988
07/25/21 8:21:42 PM
#8
I double eagled in a third of the front 9 course one time

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicJust found out I'm 5'8"
David1988
07/25/21 8:19:13 PM
#15
MARKINGRAM22 posted...
I do the same for penis size.

but how can you tell if the other guy actually has a 6 or not?

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicTampa Bay Bucs having vaxed/unvaxed players wear different coloured wristbands
David1988
07/25/21 7:05:09 PM
#6
What color is Brady? My bet is yellow

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicIs 4k noticeable?
David1988
07/25/21 6:26:46 AM
#18
Anything past 480p isnt really noticeable to the human eye

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
Topicimagine if scooby doo was a pitbull
David1988
07/25/21 12:08:07 AM
#4
Rip Scrappy
Rip elves
Rip Astor
Rip Penny
Rip Mickey

I dont know who Muttley is

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicPitbulls CHARGE and injure a woman while out on a walk with her granddaughter
David1988
07/24/21 11:11:10 PM
#3
Isolated pibble incident #987654321

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicIs it true that people 'buy' gamefaqs accounts?
David1988
07/24/21 8:47:12 PM
#2
I dont know about that but I know people buy premium subscriptions

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicCop caught on video planting evidence.
David1988
07/24/21 8:45:40 PM
#2
Indeed, cops are the pibbles of the human world

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
Topicpitbull latches onto beagle. cops had to taze it 3x.
David1988
07/24/21 8:37:41 PM
#7
ModLogic posted...
publicfreakout



goddamn so the pibble was getting beat with a bat to force it to let go and still wouldnt? Savage

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
Topicwhy is CE always so mad at me lmao
David1988
07/24/21 8:35:35 PM
#7
3PiesAndAFork posted...
Nobody is mad my dude. We just don't believe you.

I mean, some people definitely have a hostile attitude towards the TC, I dont generally do that unless Im mad or dislike someone

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicRussian Woman goes fishing with bear in tiny boat to prove he is safe.
David1988
07/24/21 8:24:33 PM
#3
Still safer than being with a pitbull

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicWhich CEman is dis
David1988
07/24/21 8:18:15 PM
#14
I dont get it

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicThink of two people in your life
David1988
07/24/21 8:01:33 PM
#11
But theyre brother and sister o.o

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicConservative children publisher Brave Books debuts with Elephants Are Not Birds
David1988
07/24/21 7:47:51 PM
#50
CyricZ posted...
Like what?

I mean, authors have been pushing for eons how great and free America is to children, thats how you end up with so many people believing in American exceptionalism

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
Topicfinally sucked it up, went into the rolex dealer and schmoozed some ass
David1988
07/24/21 6:46:16 PM
#5
I like how you tied in saving on your condo and that money going to your watches, more users can learn a thing or two from your story continuity

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicI am conservative and think antivax people are stupid.
David1988
07/23/21 11:23:02 PM
#6
Doe posted...
You live in a two party state where the options are dumb and dumber, it's not worth engaging with mainstream politics

Just like theres leftists who dont engage with mainstream politicians Im sure theres self identified conservatives like that too, though you rarely hear about it.

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicI am conservative and think antivax people are stupid.
David1988
07/23/21 11:16:52 PM
#2
You cant, people like to be outraged and mentioning theres sensible conservatives get in the way of fully feeling that outrage, dont kill their buzz bro

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicI'm in guys, my Gf said when I spend the night at her house shed have sex wi me.
David1988
07/23/21 11:14:05 PM
#7
Hope her parents give permission for you to respect her! :)

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicPitbull that jumped out of a car and killed a Maltese to be put down
David1988
07/23/21 11:09:46 PM
#25
If some humans can be psychopaths why cant some dogs?

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicWhen are they going to make mouse rumble?
David1988
07/23/21 11:03:35 PM
#3
Vibrating gaming mouses are a thing

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicMan killed by dog that climbed through window
David1988
07/23/21 10:58:18 PM
#8
Isolated incident #987654321

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicPitbulls MIGHT bite your balls
David1988
07/23/21 9:43:19 PM
#9
only of its bad owner, but its hard to tell whos a bad owner or not, so its just safe to stay clear of pitbulls all together

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
TopicBig capitalist corporation loses some money, will close a store. Locals angry
David1988
07/23/21 7:23:59 PM
#7
They should be forced to run their business there even if theyre taking a loss imo

---
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die.
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ... 44