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| Topic | Pictures of the First BLACK ARIEL of the LITTLE MERMAID is out!! Is She Hot?? |
| cjs28 06/16/21 8:02:17 PM #19 | eston posted... lol this --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | Historical retelling of a gamefaqs user's quest to steal some baja blast |
| cjs28 06/16/21 7:56:46 PM #20 | bump --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | I miss Moxilaq |
| cjs28 06/16/21 7:55:53 PM #8 | ssj3vegeta2 posted... You have her confused with Julia <_<Hold up, Julia has an OF? >_> --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | I miss Moxilaq |
| cjs28 06/16/21 7:55:30 PM #7 | ssj3vegeta2 posted... I thought it was da famous "Imagine moxilaq naked" topic some CEman made and she posted "Please lock dis mods" and fossil obeyed which cause CE to have a bunch of meltiesOh man, I remember that lol. --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | 'I kinda miss when the ">_>" was commonplace' |
| cjs28 06/16/21 7:54:05 PM #25 | >_> --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | CE better put its money where its mouth is and fucking buy Advance Wars |
| cjs28 06/16/21 6:17:15 PM #22 | Nell has some phat mommy milkers in this new game --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | Remember those Jar Jar Binks tongue lollipops? |
| cjs28 06/16/21 6:00:18 PM #2 | Well you can practice french kissing with it >_> --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | Cop arrested for groping high school girl's breasts in the street. |
| cjs28 06/16/21 5:26:28 PM #5 | Not surprised it's Japan lol --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | Guantanamo Detainees Say Conditions Are Worse Since Biden Became President |
| cjs28 06/16/21 5:25:47 PM #28 | Nah that's a copout. He needs his own --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | Guantanamo Detainees Say Conditions Are Worse Since Biden Became President |
| cjs28 06/16/21 5:22:51 PM #26 | Biden's America? What's the negative Biden saying? Did we collectively come up with it yet? >_> --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | This Anakin/Padme meme is everything |
| cjs28 06/16/21 5:10:29 PM #34 | IShall_Run_Amok posted... LOL I feel like such a nerd for laughing --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | Every time NeonOctopus is warned, I feel sick to my stomach. |
| cjs28 06/16/21 3:09:33 PM #17 | #FreeTheNipple --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | I dislike the 'magical' design of SMT5 Protag >_> |
| cjs28 06/16/21 12:38:36 PM #27 | Esrac posted... I get KOS-MOS vibes from him.Same, but without the big honkin' tits --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | Every time NeonOctopus is warned, I feel sick to my stomach. |
| cjs28 06/16/21 10:55:38 AM #16 | DaveTheUseless posted... Great creepypastaAll credit goes to green butter / Romulox28. He made it and I just shoved my name in it lol --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | I've officially 102%'d DKC2 within a work shift >_> |
| cjs28 06/16/21 10:20:25 AM #11 | AbstraktProfSC2 posted... this reminds me of an old online friend that worked the desk at a hotel on the overnight hoursDamn if I was in highschool / college, I'd be all over that. I remember at some thrift store I went to, the cashier was playing Twilight Princess on his gamecube with one of those small attachable screens for road trips. It was pretty cool >_> --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | It fills me with endless despair that we'll never get a Pokemon gen as good as 5 |
| cjs28 06/16/21 10:17:25 AM #22 | Is PoGo up to gen 5 yet? --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | I dislike the 'magical' design of SMT5 Protag >_> |
| cjs28 06/16/21 10:15:56 AM #18 | alt bump >_> --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | How much of your porn consumption is made up of hentai? >_> |
| cjs28 06/16/21 10:15:06 AM #61 | Alt tag >_> --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | 'I kinda miss when the ">_>" was commonplace' |
| cjs28 06/16/21 10:14:07 AM #24 | The Trent posted... that shit has been commonplace in every one of tc's posts for like a decade wtflol --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | Every time NeonOctopus is warned, I feel sick to my stomach. |
| cjs28 06/16/21 10:12:25 AM #12 | LostForest posted... Like, I'm all for posting lewd anime pics. But you need to have some tact, and better taste in waifus lol.Don't be dissing Sabrina and Skyla. They're 10/10 waifus and you damn well know it! LostForest posted... it probably doesn't help that he posts a lot of lewd pics of Pokemon characters, which tend to be like 12 or 13 years old tops. Your Honor, under Waifu Code 18 subsection 69: if a waifu is drawn to be visibly aged up to be 21 or older, it's fine >_> --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | Every time NeonOctopus is warned, I feel sick to my stomach. |
| cjs28 06/16/21 9:38:18 AM #4 | SSJ2GrimReaper posted... Yeah everyone who posted/quoted that got modded lolbooo --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | Every time NeonOctopus is warned, I feel sick to my stomach. |
| cjs28 06/16/21 9:34:34 AM #2 | I got warned for posting a vid of a dude sniffing a chick's butt before she caught him >_> --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | Every time NeonOctopus is warned, I feel sick to my stomach. |
| cjs28 06/16/21 9:34:03 AM #1 | I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react. This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade. Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?" He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang. NeonOctopus was Warned. I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something. Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonOctopus link. Alas, this was not the case. By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim. My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonOctopus did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 days he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about titties on CE again." At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me). Anyway, I really just miss NeonOctopus and I think the mods should reconsider his suspension. tl;dr - free NeonOctopus --- Everything is cool. |
| Topic | Nick or Treat! |
| cjs28 06/08/21 10:08:45 AM #1 | |
| Topic | College track coach accused of tricking female athletes to send nudes |
| cjs28 06/05/21 5:48:25 AM #3 | N --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | Serious: Is it better to deed before a workout or after? >_> |
| cjs28 06/03/21 5:15:42 PM #1 | Asking for a friend --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | Official Pokemon TCG artist draws lewds of characters beforehand >_> |
| cjs28 06/02/21 12:19:19 PM #15 | Here's bigger versions of Caitlin, Elesa, Fennel, Rosa, and Skyla since the 1st pic is tiny as fuck >_> I also editted them into the 2nd post too https://i.ibb.co/bXWg1h6/Caitlin-1.png https://i.ibb.co/FzJDW0k/Caitlin-2.jpg https://i.ibb.co/CPKHYfN/Elesa-1.png https://i.ibb.co/BPVs72P/Elesa-2.jpg https://i.ibb.co/StqVvSS/Fennel-1.png https://i.ibb.co/F6d0qBD/Fennel-2.png https://i.ibb.co/fdP3GDM/Fennel-3.jpg https://i.ibb.co/3YwyhRs/Rosa-1.png https://i.ibb.co/nctc43W/Rosa-2.jpg https://i.ibb.co/xY701jZ/Skyla-1.png https://i.ibb.co/Z1V36dV/Skyla-2.jpg I want to bury my head in Skyla's bosom --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | Official Pokemon TCG artist draws lewds of characters beforehand >_> |
| cjs28 06/02/21 11:58:26 AM #2 | https://i.ibb.co/qFQJN8K/A-Example.jpg https://i.ibb.co/Xxw6C0z/Ash-1.png https://i.ibb.co/S3XjYTD/Ash-2.jpg https://i.ibb.co/1THJvbX/Cynthia-1.png https://i.ibb.co/hs8nkjs/Cynthia-2.jpg https://i.ibb.co/zS0Z37Q/Dawn-1.png https://i.ibb.co/SNPsBw2/Dawn-2.jpg https://i.ibb.co/WGTBNSj/Flannery-1.png https://i.ibb.co/fd3wwXW/Flannery-2.jpg https://i.ibb.co/BzJ1dZ5/Lisia-1.png https://i.ibb.co/dKCX2Fw/Lisia-2.jpg https://i.ibb.co/fvrPJ8S/Matt-1.png https://i.ibb.co/x8sD6V0/Matt-2.jpg https://i.ibb.co/bv0vcTc/Morty-1.png https://i.ibb.co/7WtXQwt/Morty-2.jpg https://i.ibb.co/48HJDZ1/N-1.png https://i.ibb.co/kK5SGtH/N-2.jpg https://i.ibb.co/6FSncxq/Roxanne-1.png https://i.ibb.co/Pz9wRHK/Roxanne-2.jpg https://i.ibb.co/zhcpYkD/Serena-1.png https://i.ibb.co/Cz2v97f/Serena-2.jpg https://i.ibb.co/2cFrk7J/Wally-1.png https://i.ibb.co/bzPDLPx/Wally-2.jpg https://i.ibb.co/C8VVcbM/Winona-1.png https://i.ibb.co/T4MFBV0/Winona-2.jpg I can't show Steven, Zinnia, or Courtney cuz they're literally naked >_> Though they don't show anything Any other official artists that draw lewds of their own characters / jobs? I know the official Mega Man Legends artist drew Tron Bonne lewds but I can't think of anyone else >_> --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | The body of a greek GOD or the mind of Albert Einstein |
| cjs28 06/01/21 1:55:27 PM #6 | monkmith posted... keep in mind that having the mind of einstein means you suddenly want to fuck your cousin...Is she hot tho? >_> --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | Neon remembers old Flash games - Megathread! >_> |
| cjs28 05/31/21 1:35:51 AM #154 | dont die --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | All of my girlfriends have been foreign lol |
| cjs28 05/31/21 1:31:22 AM #11 | toyota posted... white english speaking countries is not foreign??????????????????????????? --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | What hurt WingsofRedemption's career more? |
| cjs28 05/31/21 12:11:58 AM #22 | Remind me what happened with both? >_> --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | Which CEusers can't handle criticism? |
| cjs28 05/31/21 12:10:32 AM #25 | David1988 posted... like 99% --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | There really are two types of new dragon ball fans |
| cjs28 05/30/21 8:01:53 PM #19 | It still pains me that Toriyama forget the best girl of them all: Launch --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | There really are two types of new dragon ball fans |
| cjs28 05/30/21 7:59:42 PM #17 | Wow those last 2 are terrible lol --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | Best one liner in video game history |
| cjs28 05/30/21 7:53:20 PM #11 | DepreceV2 posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gteny7PbqAMan, I fucking love Kaiba so much --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | Best one liner in video game history |
| cjs28 05/30/21 7:52:13 PM #10 |  --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | Trump Supporter is charging CUSTOMERS $5 if they wear Masks AND got VACCINATED!! |
| cjs28 05/30/21 7:48:40 PM #6 | Reminds me of that store where the owner literally charged men 20% more cuz of the wage gap or some shit >_> Why are people with strong political opinions always so stupid? --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | There really are two types of new dragon ball fans |
| cjs28 05/30/21 7:47:26 PM #15 | Post the said OPs >_> --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | Imagine playing Nocturne HD on the official Nocturne Laptop from 2003 >_> |
| cjs28 05/30/21 7:46:09 PM #1 | https://www.atlusatlas.com/post/113950901098/the-shin-megami-tensei-iii-nocturne-laptop-a  It was kinda overpriced, but it came with a bunch of wallpapers, screensavers, and these kick ass specs!!! CPU: Ultra low voltage Pentium III, 933 MHz-M But seriously, it would be cool if someone replaced the insides with a modern computer and ran Nocturne on steam on it >_> --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | Sonic 1 and 2 in Origins better be the fucking mobile ports or I'll shit myself |
| cjs28 05/30/21 7:32:47 PM #35 | Getting suck in the Mystic Cave trap as Super Sonic is the worst >_> --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | There really are two types of new dragon ball fans |
| cjs28 05/30/21 7:31:39 PM #8 | Real talk: Why does Mexico love Dragon Ball so much? Like literal stadiums were used to stream pirated episodes as they were airing for tons and tons of fans >_> --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | Neon remembers old Flash games - Megathread! >_> |
| cjs28 05/30/21 7:22:07 PM #153 | and in my ass --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | Miyamoto wanted Peach in Mario 3D World cuz he likes sexy cat women |
| cjs28 05/30/21 7:21:28 PM #16 | bump --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | Ban on flavored vaping may have led teens to cigarettes, study suggests. |
| cjs28 05/30/21 6:25:17 PM #13 | Kids are fucking dumb lol --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | Miyamoto wanted Peach in Mario 3D World cuz he likes sexy cat women |
| cjs28 05/30/21 9:53:58 AM #1 | https://tinyurl.com/7y99d9ts https://twitter.com/reggie_800/status/1395839313682726913  My man! >_> --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | I don't know if this 3-year-old is evil or smart... |
| cjs28 05/30/21 9:44:42 AM #9 | lol --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
| Topic | I'm watching Discovery channel and rvery other commerical is for Discovery+ |
| cjs28 05/30/21 9:32:54 AM #5 | bump --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> |
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