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I need to get a new charger for my GBA been wanting to play those old handheld Zeldas and Metroids for a while

Lokarin posted...

Is Link dead after Link's Awakening? 'cuz, like, he's still lost on the ocean

No I believe canonically hes an old man in A Link Between Worlds that you can meet in Kakariko Village

for the cringe

Ah yes a rich Jewish man is naturally the ultimate authority on this subject matter

Thought it didnt premiere until Friday, damn now I have another thing urging me to skip school tonight

He needs to be stopped

Last year I had a pain in my balls, the right one specifically. I thought I mightve had a kidney stone so I went to my dr who is a very attractive European woman. She did her medical examination and handled my balls with care, turns out I had a swollen epididimus (the tube that the sperms travel through)

if you can afford it take a 3-4 day trip doing things you enjoy and a change of scene can do wonders.

did this myself recently, realized I had a slow week at work coming up and spur of the moment drove down to Tennessee and went hiking for a few days, was pretty awesome, saw wild bears up close

Id argue the original self titled album and Plastic Beach are superior to Demon Days

Gross

When she her dick is too big

the presidency would be decided an oiled up wrestling match

Alien 3

All your base

a penis covered in chocolate sauce

Sure I got friends on both sides of the spectrum some of whom lean pretty hard towards their side

I remember seeing them in theaters and having my mind blown, especially the Crazy 88s fight scene.

My post got flagged, the guy is on record talking about his mental disorder quite a bit.

I love Cory, a high functioning autist who draws toon porn and says the silliest of things.

Poop or pee?

LinkPizza posted...

I thought the CDC said if you're vaccinated, you didn't have to wear the mask...

Right but Im pretty sure they didnt say you had to be vaccinated to go mask free. At least I think, thats what everyone at my job is saying at least

captpackrat posted...

captpackrat posted...

I went to Walmart yesterday and maybe 5% of the customers were still wearing masks.

If you're supposed to wear a mask if you haven't gotten your shots yet, that means that 95% of the customers have been vaccinated, right?

I dont believe the cdc put that restriction on lifting the masks, but Biden did go out and say you should wear a mask still if youre not vaccinated. Likely a lot of those people arent but if its a concern of yours you should just continue to wear a mask out of your own volition.

around me it seems like the ugliest people are the first to go maskless in public

I guess my renters insurance would cover it yeah

What were you in the hospital for?

SaltyAndSweet posted...

Why the fuck does this same topic pop up every damn week in slightly different variations its fucking gross and way too many grown ass men are spending way too much time pondering this skeevy shit

Mead out

agreed if youre an adult over the age of 19 this shouldnt even be something you need to think about

I have always played on hard but I think I need to drop it down to normal. I just dont have the time to put into games as I used to and dying repeated frustrates me to no end.

Of course there is a great sense of catharsis when you overcome the challenge that was pushing your shit in; eg Fromsoft games. But yeah I scare my kids when I get pissed at games and that shit aint cool.

Ok so I started Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order and the load times are absolutely criminal. How do you expect people to enjoy your soulslike game when it forces you to sit and wait for five minutes between deaths?

real tip for parrying is just to practice on weaker enemies to get the timing down, balder knights in undead parish are good for it. The timing is super fickle though I rarely even try and normally only use parries on Gwyn

Metalsonic66 posted...

Tips for parrying Gwyn

Spam L2

I think to myself as I start to play through Dark Souls for the 10th time

Are you a MD guy my memory is hazy. But Conrads is your spot

A nice but not too fancy seafood restaurant

I downloaded it for free and played about an hour before putting it down. It seems really frontloaded with its tutorial but Ive heard good things, hopefully it picks up. Gonna play through Doom Eternal and God of War before giving it an honest shot.

Oh I forgot to ask a question...uh, tits or ass?

Damn Im sorry to hear that, I have a long history with depression but fortunately havent had an episode in years and I suffer from constant anxiety which I am finally taking something for. Wish I could offer some suggestions on to make yourself feel better but I know how that headspace is. Just try your best to do things that typically relax you.

As for me, Im doing good. Its the start of a 4 day weekend and hopefully the weather stays nice so I can take my kids to the pool that just opened.

Yup

Blightzkrieg posted...

If we'd known who you were you could have gotten your thirsting license after only a two week wait period, but you fucked it all up. You're gonna be on titty probation for months now.

Damn, back for less than a week and Im already cut down to Muscles status. And I did unfortunately notice this new user name could be mistaken for his at a glance. I was fucked before I even started lmao

ReturnOfFa posted...

clearly not main character material

Nope, more of a dm. But I dont have the time and energy to make fun topics like that unless I think up something thats engaging without me putting in a ton of time writing.

I recognize you from the olden days, not sure if you were around when I had a semi popular role play type of series of topics

I decided to come back to the board to see if I could have fun with it again and actually attempt to interact with people instead of just being one of those background guys. I kind of bandwagoned with some of the thirstier comments she was getting from the likes of mondo, wolfy, etc. I really meant no harm and my apology was genuine whether you want to believe it or not.

In hindsight I guess I shouldve made it apparent who I was and maybe she wouldnt have assumed the worst of me

No a lot of it was cringe, I just got triggered. I had to flip the script and act like a weird pervert to divert the internet argument. I really dont like going back and forth arguing with people on websites but something about it makes you always want to have the last word. I know I said I was leaving but cac asked me a question directly.

CoorsLight posted...

It's always funny when someone is like "I'm proud to say I'm not the old asshole I used to be!" then the second someone is like "cool I don't care" they immediately go back to being an asshole

Yeah internet arguments bring out the worst in me. A lot of why I havent posted in years

Cacciato posted...

Who is it? He reminds me of OmegaTomHank.

Stupid Pirate Guy, I used that username the longest. Ive been on and off this board since 2002

2020 was a pretty good year for me personally. 2016 was by far the worst, some terrible shit would have to happen to top that.

Jen0125 posted...

Please leave me alone.

Im not harassing you, this is a public forum, it would be one thing if I was pming you.

but I will take my leave. Maybe dont assume someone has an ulterior motive just because they apologize for something in the past in the same post they pay you a compliment. And I will admit my 1st post was cringe as heck, so I guess if I have anything to apologize for then it is that.

good bye now

Jen0125 posted...

Ok

Im glad weve come to an agreement. Gotta admit I was getting a little nervous, shit was getting awkward

well in the many years Ive come to this board pretty much the only thing I every truly contributed or did of note was write horribly gross and perverted stories. Gotta know who you are deep down, know what I mean?

Jen0125 posted...

Okay dad

Ah Im starting to figure you out now. Ill be your daddy. Bend over you need to punished for your behavior

not mad just disappointed.

Come to think of it, I take back the apology.

I never lobby insults about peoples looks if they are a good person. You have always been toxic and nasty, thats why I insulted you in the past. Too bad your cosmetic surgeon cant fix that disaster.

Jen0125 posted...

Right?

Nah your personality is still lacking severely. I have standards after all.

I can see how you couldve been put off by my first post, but youre continuing to beat the dead horse. Like goddamn Ive been very clear about what my intentions were after you jumped to conclusions.

First he stole my money grip then he took my honey dip