Lurker > kbelfisBACK

Dark_SilverX posted...

make sure you never wash that mask

oh I'm not

I have plans for that mask <______<

that's fuckin love

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Two 3 topping domino's pizzas for 7.99 each.

ok I'm probably gonna have to explain

"Carryout/hot foods" is a sub department of the deli I work in. This dude was always in carryout so I call him carryout to avoid using his real name on fucking gamefaqs lmfao

Smashingpmkns posted...

I'm glad you get to keep your food

Ridiculous

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

omg did u not keep up w my generals smh now u don't get to know

Conflict posted...

...What?

everyone laughed at me bc I was legit going to sudoku the other night bc shit was going south

was mad depressed for days but me and carryout patched things up today and he still wants me so I feel loads better

fuck my shitty bf I gotta find a way out of here

jokes on y'all tho bc it didn't and also I get to keep fucking carryout so fuck y'all lmao

VanananaHeyHey posted...

Tag to see how long this one gets to stay up.

Sorry about the shenanigans.

It happens and I hate to be THAT bitch who complains abt moderations on gamefaqs.gamespot.com but my gears are grinded.

R1masher posted...

Oh, I didnt miss that, I said peg leg... good times

Ya that was a good one bruh

catboy posted...

one possibility is they didn't want to deal with the headache of a bunch of marked messages

I can handle my own and they can mind they own

bnui_ransder posted...

Mod BS?

ofc I'm not even really pressed I just find it incredibly amusing they're literally gonna turn me into the next hair bc I talked abt my bf having someone over to film/for a threesome

Cry me a river women have sex

damn y'all got me fast that time now get brutai that fast next time he preys on a girl and I'll think you guys are actually competent at your jobs

9 topics on the first page abt mommy milkers, vegy wanting to fuck dis chick, and deeding = ok for 13 year olds

me making a non explicit text post abt a sexual situation that ya know actually fucking happened to me = not ok for 13 year olds

man I must be really fucking dum I'm glad the moderation staff explained it to me like the dumb woman I am!!!!

Strider102 posted...

I cannot confirm nor deny your statement.

wow ridiculous I cannot believe this shit

Strider102 posted...

I don't have locking capabilities, so it wasn't me.

ok but what this says to me is that u would have if u did have locking capabilities

Which honestly rude tbh

WholeLife2 posted...

Oh that was about fucking on camera?
I thought it was about a wholesome evening watching movies with friends and shaving each others legs :/

Lmfao

catboy posted...

hehe

catboy did u report my fucking topic u petty mf

BloodMoon7 posted...

It was I.

All right let's do it. *waves small and weak fist menacingly*

u know what

Smackems posted...

I might have did it idk

U KNOW WHAT

I just think it's funny that we have like 8 or so topics a day with half naked women on camera but when a real woman comes on and talks abt fucking on camera y'all can't take it

if I woulda known this was gonna transpire I would have shaved my other mf leg smhhhhh ce

MrMallard posted...

Teenager who's insecure in his sexuality, confronted in a way that he's not used to or comfortable with. I can get where he's coming from.

I mean facts but I've been the girl in the situation too.

Actually NVM that didn't end well for me lol

Shadowplay posted...

Except if Craig and Tweek got the chance to score with one of the chicks drawing them.

yeah I don't get tc in this situation

CapnMuffin posted...

https://youtu.be/jjs2vPR19mQ

This do be what it's like tho

CalypsoDoom posted...

i wanna vc but I gotta be up in like 4 hours lol

fmllllllll I'm sorry Joe but if u can't sleep imma be around

AldousIsDead posted...

Shoulda asked if she needed poses.

this tc wasted opportunity

Or see if she'd do gender bent cosplay SMH

pls omg ce I'm dyin here

ok I'm feeling a little better but some new faces would still be cool the more the merrier I say

DespondentDeity posted...

QT - Hey QT (Diplo remix)

https://youtu.be/iNyKCwmpDSE

@kbelfisBACK told me to do it I dont make the rules

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CanuckCowboy posted...

Qt - hey qt

https://youtu.be/1MQUleX1PeA

I forgot this existed holy shit

CookieMarvin posted...

me making the bed: hell ya this is awesome!!!!!

Me laying in it: shit is trash I wanna go home I wanna go to the hospital

MacadamianNut3 posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NrguqqofmU

learn to read the room barinade

SomeLikeItHoth posted...

no one care

no one care bout u either dawg

Duncanwii posted...

Told you cheating is bad.

Duncan dont

PlsGodDontBanMe posted...

Lmfao, i see kaybelf is being taken out like the trash she is.

maybe dont be a piece of shit cheater next time. I know thats really hard for you, but maybe one day youll realize youre a terrible person and try to change.

doubt it though. Much easier to blame others like Jo does.

I see I still live rent free in the heads of complete nobodies lmao

like he has my nudes and all he has to do is send one to my bf and I'm fucking toast I'm fucking panicking

I guess we're both gonna find out the meaning of talk shit get hit

Jiggy101011 posted...

Ah, so you thought with the wrong head.

bro and then I doubled down when I figured out that the dude whos fucked multiple of his friends girlfriends turned out to be a fucking , told my coworkers we weren't friends anymore while he's been ostensibly in new mexico visiting family and isn't here to defend himself (which could also be a fucking lie, the other gossipy bitches in the deli think he was trying out the first week at his new job) and oh by the way did I mention he "went to new mexico" after he snaked me without saying a word to me and also put his two weeks notice in without a word??

Now I know why the Starbucks girl is so fucked up I wonder if he fucked her over like me

Giant_Aspirin posted...

i dont really know what to say that can be helpful or productive here, im not good at this kinda thing. when i feel overwhelmed i try to accept the things i can't change or control and focus on what i can.

i hope things work out for ya.

Thanks man this actually helped a little

Can't rly control the shit storm that's abt to occur

Number090684 posted...

You don't do the stuff you are thinking of in public. That's really inconsiderate and selfish.

that's why I fucking said jk I would never traumatize ppl like that

Jiggy101011 posted...

Oh does this have to do with the guy from work you wanted to fuck that your boyfriend didn't know about?

a lot to do w it actually

Big_Nabendu posted...

That's ur preogative man

DespondentDeity posted...

Wanna get on vc in like 10 minutes?

yes can we??

Big_Nabendu posted...

Acne and mice?!
Oh nos! You life is so terrible and unfair

https://youtu.be/JXDrIvShZKU

tagged as obvious troll

I only brought up acne and mice bc they are also recurring unwanted things in my life

This is my life literally unraveling before my eyes

WrestlinFan posted...

Have you gone for a doctor about it yet? Did you ask Joe for advice.

theres probably something wrong with my meds

But I'm too ass deep in it now to change anything and deal w new side affects and bullshit

CalypsoDoom posted...

pls no rotisserie tho

love ya joe

im trying not to lose my fucking shit over this but this could be my whole job and life and relationship I'm such a fuckin moron for letting it get this far

Luigi and Tails posted...

what are you struggling about?

idk im in my feelings and embarrassed and ashamed abt a problem I thought was gonna go away but like acne and mice it just popped back into my life fucking unwanted

y'all can fuck yourselves honestly

--Zero- posted...

Okay

Cool fuckin beans bro

Big_Nabendu posted...

why are people so sensitive nowadays?

shut the fuck up

someone convince me not to throw myself in the rotisserie oven at work on Sunday for the love of god

(Lmao jk could you imagine?? No but srs business I am struggling right now)