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Oh yeah. He deserves it, though. Hes the sweetest cat Ive ever seen.

The kids will accidentally hurt him occasionally, but he has never once scratched them. Hell just meow for my wife or I to come save him.


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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
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Lucky.

Our lazy shit only catches palm beetles.



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Dont worry, someone with GameFAQs gold might take pity on you and buy you a one month subscription with some of their Karma

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This is standard cat behaviour

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Youre just jelly you dont have GameFAQs gold, lol.

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spikethedevil posted...

Did he get the wrong site or what? Does he think Gamefaqs has downvotes?

LMAO spot the guy who doesnt have GameFAQs gold

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And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.
14 And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it.

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Wow, sounds like theyve got the asshole trifecta

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TheCurseX2 posted...

I hope the bald guy with patchy pubic facial hair doesn't call me a virgin next.

Some things are just tacitly understood

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Duncanwii posted...

Wow @ the people in this topic. Please dont ever have children.

I uh, actually agree with Duncan on this one.

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TheCurseX2 posted...

My problem is you made up a dumb thread about an easy topic to drum up Internet validation points over on a heavy liberal message board, probably expecting everyone to be happy and pat you on the back. It's corny as fuck and because you suck at telling stories you come out worse here because yes, if some geriatric boomer can run his mouth on you then that means ANYONE can. You look like a geek to your girlfriend now.

But we all know this is made up and you just wanted to announce to the world you're into interracial dating. c00l flex br000

Go back to 4chan.

Did your mum forget to buy new tendies for you today, chief?


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CapnMuffin posted...

Caption this

I said no fucking mayo

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SSJGrimReaper posted...

What the hell?
What the hell.

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Saxon posted...

Maybe ya'll should consider selling your body to science?

When you're dead, a med school will come claim your corpse and slice it up for study in pickle jars and such.

Also, doodle duels. Or so I have heard

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I have kids. 7 am is a sleep in.

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Kain Highwind posted...

https://imgur.com/UqLtc4t
https://imgur.com/cW0sIYr
https://imgur.com/UjmtUuG

I never knew it was possible for an actual human to trigger the uncanny valley effect.

Garlands_Soul posted...

Specifically 1986 Pete Burns
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/9f/b4/c09fb40b1d2c742759c414e938ed708f.jpg

I have no idea what is going on with that outfit.

Godshammer666 posted...

I feel like this photo could be used as a reaction picture. I dont know what it would be expressing. Perhaps thats the point.

FarFromFields posted...

@The_Creep_2020 why'd you skip my post tho

Sorry, its because Kate Upton is so completely generic my brain didnt even register the post.

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Bedtime bump

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ArianaGrandSlam posted...

I steadfastly approve of latex out of general principal and I suppose, bum tarantula.

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Shotgunnova posted...

Retro futuristic Sandra Bullock with a post modern cop voodoo murder wall? I dont know. As I said, my facial recognition is poor. Theres probably a cloned wad of my neural tissue inside the CPU of whatever it is in Google HQ that keeps making images of puppy dogs out of eyes. Like a terrible,
rejected Tool album cover.

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DuranOfForcena posted...

it's not manufactured bullshit lol

and anyway, she and two other members recently left Frozen Crown

Then everything worked out for the best.

I dont know, it may be that Im a bit too cynical, but it seemed manufactured.

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Despised posted...

Bro I'm straight af and have a fiance but I've told her I would probably cheat on her with JGL if he was down ngl

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but if youd cheat on your fianc with JGL youre not straight af.
Thats ok. I was going to do this whole riff on Morrissey but I kind of lost the thread.


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DuranOfForcena posted...

she's definitely really playing

Then she needs to get out of that manufactured bullshit ASAP

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ApherosyLove posted...

Henry Cavil

He is somewhat too muscly for my tastes, but I would totally sit down and paint warhammer miniatures with him.

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Despised posted...

Id run away with him in an instant, if he were so willing.

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ssj3vegeta posted...

Candice Patton

Never heard of her in my life, but shes quite cute.

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The_Creep_2020 posted...

Damn fine for her age. Also probably orders of magnitude smarter that Kebbin Sorbolene

Slayer_22 posted...

Jessica Alba

https://www.maxim.com/.image/c_fit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_620/MTM1MTQyOTQ2MzY1OTc1MTcx/jessica-alba.jpg

Also Angelina Jolie before...like, 2010s happened.

Already rated Jessica Alba.

Angelina Jolie will always be a disappointment, and not just to her father.


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leverageblargh posted...

This hot fuckin' piece of ass

Id rather tongue kiss my own corpse than step into the same room as Larry David. There is a reaction video of Larry David that sums up my opinion of Larry David. I would prefer to bathe in a vat of meconium.

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DuranOfForcena posted...

Thalia Bellazecca

If shes actually playing guitar in this I am legit impressed and shes also cute to boot, but I am getting serious Runaways/Sex Pistols/5 Seconds of Summer manufactured vibes.

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Returning_CEmen posted...

Khloe Kardashian broke down that barrier and then went a step further

Kim Karashian is doing more for the transhumanist cause than 30 Deus Ex games could.

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leverageblargh posted...

What's a bruss

Localised colloquialism for brother.

See also: bro

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ssj3vegeta posted...

Are hella pretty people right? do ugly people who say dey can't get a cute white gf because dey are ugly wrong as da hella pretty people say?

Whoa there. Your gimmick is kind of adorably gauche, but do you really want to go down *that* road, bruss?

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FF_Redux posted...

Lucy Lawless

Damn fine for her age. Also probably orders of magnitude smarter that Kebbin Sorbolene

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AldousIsDead posted...

Tim Curry.

He may have played a devil, but hell always be a god to me.

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Ivynn posted...

Jessica Alba

She was cute in idle hands. Otherwise I dont believe the hype.

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smoke_break posted...

Sig.

Ive heard of a five head, but Ive never seen a seven head. Also. My son would love that stuffed bear.

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Returning_CEmen posted...

Saoirse Ronan

I have no idea how to pronounce that. Aside from suddenly and dramatically expelling air through my nostrils while making a kind of ehh noise with my mouth. Maybe. I dont know. I realise know that my finger has well and truly left the pulse of popular culture over the last decade.

She kind of looks like a larval Meryl Streep.

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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...

Amber Heard shat in Johnny Depp's bed and I still think she's awesome as an actress.

I mean, Id shit in Johnny Depps bed these days just because, but I dont know if shes that good.

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kage_53 posted...

Ok can I say that it would be very much appreciated if people posted a pic (exceedingly helpful) but also a name? (So I can do some searchifying for myself).

I am not good at recognising faces. So random snapshots of celebrities and Im like who is this?

In this case, it feels like it comes from the Daisy Ridley/Kiera Knightley/ Natalie Portman birthing pods.

Attack of the Clones/10

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Drpooplol posted...

Shakira

When *that* song came out. You know the one. Damn right you do.

I thought it was:

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with muffins./10

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FF_Redux posted...

Bryan Cranston

He is not ageing
As much as hes weathering.
Like a mountain range.

5/7/5/10

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DenverLastDino posted...

Some of us can appreciate old milk.

https://youtu.be/29bR_PM37kU

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Chadwick69 posted...

Falcor: the dress.

6/10

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Nukazie posted...

Tara Strong

The latex is with this one / shiny

Everything else: this is what Ivanka Schlump will look like in, maybe 30 years time?

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M_Live posted...

Emmy Rossum from Shameless

Las week, I had a hash brown, but I did not eat my hash brown, because I was not hungry at that point in time. I later discovered that it was stolen. I did not know who the culprit was.

Spoiler warning for a spoiler in spoiler tags.

It wasnt her. Eat a burger/10

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NeonOctopus posted...

Alexandra Daddario

Existential dread 7/10

You know when you were a kid, and someone said stop pulling that face or the wind will change? She didnt listen

Gnawing power 10/10

I am fairly certain she could chew through solid steel, given enough lubrications.

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R1masher posted...

Visual Aesthetics 2/10
Auditory attractiveness 5/10
Mouth feel 9/10
Taste 10/10

Like running your tongue over the pearliest of papules. Imagine sucking on those teeth!

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No need to bump, MrDuckThrottle

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@ArmieBuff

I know you have strong opinions about Australia. What about Australian cephalopods?

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Exactly what it says on the tin.

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Child, you are a bone

Sounds like you got it all sewn up. What else can we do?

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone