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TopicAny good books on how to get pussy?
TheDyslexicGuy
01/13/21 11:43:20 PM
#17
TopicAny good books on how to get pussy?
TheDyslexicGuy
01/12/21 11:23:31 PM
#6
Dumb. I'm looking for actual advice.

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TopicAny good books on how to get pussy?
TheDyslexicGuy
01/12/21 11:18:38 PM
#1
Like I can talk to them all night, but I'm awful at closing. Any tips or suggestions?

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TopicThis was the PHARAMACST who DESTROYED COVID-19 VACCINES!! Should he pay??
TheDyslexicGuy
01/02/21 11:21:25 AM
#23
Give him the vaccine as punishment. Bell's Palsy and infertility sound like a fitting punishment.

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Topichow to know if you have a big D?
TheDyslexicGuy
12/18/20 2:28:13 PM
#7
If people gasp when you whip it out on the subway, you know.

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TopicThese PS5 scalpers are evil come on man
TheDyslexicGuy
11/23/20 2:06:22 AM
#8
Probably the same asshole I just paid $1300 to for one

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TopicLooking for opinions on this gaming laptop.
TheDyslexicGuy
11/23/20 1:50:48 AM
#13
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Well you should be interested in a desktop right now.


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TopicDeepfake: Donald Trump ASMR
TheDyslexicGuy
11/23/20 1:47:37 AM
#4
Biden should do one but chances are he's already sleeping

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TopicIf you are 30 and never worked, it's impossible to find a job.
TheDyslexicGuy
11/23/20 1:20:42 AM
#8
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Parents pay for everything?
Let me go grab my violin

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TopicWhat are some commonly used slang words that derive from Internet forum culture
TheDyslexicGuy
11/23/20 1:18:50 AM
#20
sellerdore posted...
I heard it for the first time in the opening scene of Fight Club

Given that that movie has been very popular in internet circles, it probably circulated a lot online around the time that movie came out
The internet existed in 1999.

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TopicI don't think people realise just how revolutionary Cyberpunk 2077 is
TheDyslexicGuy
11/23/20 1:18:11 AM
#14
TopicIf you are 30 and never worked, it's impossible to find a job.
TheDyslexicGuy
11/23/20 1:14:19 AM
#3
Someone in that position has no one to blame but themselves

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TopicI don't think people realise just how revolutionary Cyberpunk 2077 is
TheDyslexicGuy
11/23/20 1:13:08 AM
#5
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'm putting all my eggs in the "game is broken on day one" basket.
If it actually worked as intended on launch day, then it would be revolutionary.

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TopicNeosporin in my parents medical cabinet expired in 2012.
TheDyslexicGuy
11/23/20 1:12:24 AM
#6
Should be fine, cat scratches can get infected because they lick their assholes and then lick their paws, or use their shitbox. Be careful and god speed.

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TopicI don't think people realise just how revolutionary Cyberpunk 2077 is
TheDyslexicGuy
11/23/20 1:11:27 AM
#2
It's basically Fallout 4 but in a different environment. It's not revolutionary whatsoever.

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Topic'Longest-serving cannabis offender' to be released early from 90-year prison
TheDyslexicGuy
11/23/20 1:08:10 AM
#13
BobLoblaw_ posted...
Edgy
Whatever pothead

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TopicWhat are some commonly used slang words that derive from Internet forum culture
TheDyslexicGuy
11/23/20 1:02:37 AM
#17
GregShmedley posted...
That was an internet thing? My buddy and I were saying that in like middle school in 2006 and we weren't on the internet like that lol.
The internet was very popular in 2006. Chances are you heard it from someone who had the internet.

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Topic'Longest-serving cannabis offender' to be released early from 90-year prison
TheDyslexicGuy
11/23/20 12:52:54 AM
#9
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

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TopicWhat are some commonly used slang words that derive from Internet forum culture
TheDyslexicGuy
11/23/20 12:49:33 AM
#15
TopicI've never seen The Godfather.
TheDyslexicGuy
11/23/20 12:46:27 AM
#2
It's pretty overrated. If you want a good Mafia film watch Donnie Brasco.

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TopicWatching this Undertaker retirement thing, it's sad and pathetic with no crowd
TheDyslexicGuy
11/22/20 10:55:22 PM
#11
Fucking embarrassing night for the WWE

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TopicWatching this Undertaker retirement thing, it's sad and pathetic with no crowd
TheDyslexicGuy
11/22/20 10:13:42 PM
#7
Vince looks like they've already finished the embalming process

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TopicWatching this Undertaker retirement thing, it's sad and pathetic with no crowd
TheDyslexicGuy
11/22/20 10:10:42 PM
#5
WTF happened to Shawn Michaels where he's now crosseyed.

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TopicWatching this Undertaker retirement thing, it's sad and pathetic with no crowd
TheDyslexicGuy
11/22/20 10:03:32 PM
#1
They should have just waited until next year

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TopicNew York in 1896, upscaled, colorized, speed corrected and added sound.
TheDyslexicGuy
11/22/20 9:58:27 PM
#8
Still cleaner, crisper and easier to watch than most animes

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TopicTrump wants to be BURIED at a MILITARY CEMETERY when he DIES!!
TheDyslexicGuy
11/22/20 9:44:44 PM
#52
Absolutely, he's done more for the country than someone in the Coast Guard.

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TopicTrump wants to be BURIED at a MILITARY CEMETERY when he DIES!!
TheDyslexicGuy
11/22/20 8:28:01 PM
#11
Absolutely. He's done more for the country than someone in the National Guard.

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TopicI was modded for saying that women shouldn't date men who they suspect will do
TheDyslexicGuy
11/22/20 12:11:04 PM
#3
TopicJingle All The Way
TheDyslexicGuy
11/22/20 11:38:57 AM
#4
I'd rather watch my parents have sex

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TopicWhy is chekhov such a gun nut?
TheDyslexicGuy
11/21/20 7:45:26 PM
#7
I mean there's things that are unfunny, like car accidents and house fires, and then there's this thread.

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TopicMiley Cyrus' Heart of Glass cover
TheDyslexicGuy
11/21/20 6:57:07 PM
#16
Ouch, that made me wish I was born deaf.

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TopicFirst Pic of Kyle Rittenhouse RELEASED from Prison who said GOD was on his side!
TheDyslexicGuy
11/21/20 11:00:23 AM
#2
Hey it's Christoph Waltz

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TopicThey'll never stop The Simpsons
TheDyslexicGuy
11/21/20 10:59:01 AM
#10
What if Barney started a snowplow company?

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TopicThis pandemic has shown that America has changed.
TheDyslexicGuy
11/20/20 4:48:00 AM
#2
blablablax17 posted...
In WW2, everyone did their part, and made sacrifices.
If another global war broke out, Americans would be too selfish help out in a major way.
I agree. We're living in the "excuse" generation. It's a lot easier to bitch from a keyboard than to actual work to enact anything.

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TopicI'm 10 minutes into Mario Sunshine and what is this
TheDyslexicGuy
11/20/20 4:45:22 AM
#16
MorganTJ posted...
Maybe make it to an actual level before judging the level structure.
Alright, I'll give you an update tomorrow.

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TopicRed Dead Redemption Remastered possibly leaked. Coming December 10th.
TheDyslexicGuy
11/20/20 4:30:12 AM
#4
No PC, no care

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TopicI'm 10 minutes into Mario Sunshine and what is this
TheDyslexicGuy
11/19/20 11:59:29 PM
#8
I'm not seeing the appeal. I played Mario 64 and that had different objectives. This just seems like clean up the muck.

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TopicI'm 10 minutes into Mario Sunshine and what is this
TheDyslexicGuy
11/19/20 11:55:55 PM
#1
That's all I do is spray shit on the ground?

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TopicNEW JAMES BOND 007 game in the works! Origin story!
TheDyslexicGuy
11/19/20 9:34:15 PM
#4
Since boycotting conservative actors has become a thing thanks to the divisive left, I'd like to see this star a conservative like Dean Cain, Tim Allen or Kurt Russell

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Topicbeer is disgusting
TheDyslexicGuy
11/19/20 8:57:21 PM
#3
Quit drinking deer piss like Bud Light

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TopicHave you played Final Fantasy VII?
TheDyslexicGuy
11/19/20 8:46:29 PM
#3
Too fuckin linear

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TopicHave you ever met a major celebrity before?
TheDyslexicGuy
11/19/20 8:44:32 PM
#17
I met Joe Pesci at a restaurant once. Wed accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says Im so sorry, but wed like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and well gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal youd like while youre in town. My sister and cousin were both like Yeah thats cool. and I kind of played the asshole a bit. Im sorry, I just dont understand. Weve been here for 15 minutes - weve just ordered. Cant we finish our meal here? Then out of nowhere Joe Pesci shows up next to the manager and says Paul, these guys can finish. Well be at the bar. I got some time. And I (being a big Home Alone fan) said Oh wow, uh I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table. Joe was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Joe Pesci and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

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TopicTrump Betrays the Farmers Who Voted for Him
TheDyslexicGuy
11/09/20 6:38:55 PM
#23
CADE FOSTER posted...
Pretty sure he fucked the over with tariffs already the countries like china went to other countries for there crop needs those farmers are never getting that money back
The tariffs worked and crop prices are now higher than they've been in years. Do some fucking research.
ScazarMeltex posted...
Why should democrats give a shit about helping people who were told "Trump will fuck you over" but decided to vote Trump anyway?
Maybe because without farmers, you have no food. I don't see how that's a difficult concept to grasp. The world needs farmers.

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TopicJoe Biden on Pledge of Allegiance...
TheDyslexicGuy
09/21/20 10:51:13 PM
#2
Dementia is so sad

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