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Topic	$21k or the chance to have sex with anyone you want?
deupd_u 01/15/21 6:54:59 PM #50	Money is temporary. Bangs are for life. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	I didn't realize Brendan Schaub was on Mythbusters
deupd_u 01/15/21 6:53:40 PM #1	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8dhMF3IqbY Probably the only watchable thing he's ever done. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	If I want to buy a single Bitcoin....
deupd_u 01/15/21 5:53:21 PM #2	No. It's impossible --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Are there going to be riots this weekdnd
deupd_u 01/15/21 5:51:11 PM #2	There's only one person who can say for sure. @The_Doge --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Official Friday night party topic 1/15/20! 'Too drunk to open the DeLorean door'
deupd_u 01/15/21 5:46:36 PM #3	MedeaLysistrata posted... Saw that headline on facebook back in april Wrong topic, my dude. Someone's starting early! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Official Friday night party topic 1/15/20! 'Too drunk to open the DeLorean door'
deupd_u 01/15/21 5:44:17 PM #1	Your plans, what you're drinking, how PUMPED you are! Got BOGO Shock Tops tonight. I'm drinking off a heart break, so I'm going to the club to look for some slags! Slags! Slags! I got a new jacket I look sexy in, and I'm PULLING tonight if it kills me. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Amy Coney Barrett set to hear case against Shell, her dads employer for 29 years
deupd_u 01/15/21 2:57:57 PM #6	Doom_Art posted... why do you humiliate yourself online in the name of people who don't know you exist You're right. I'm so embarrassed --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Amy Coney Barrett set to hear case against Shell, her dads employer for 29 years
deupd_u 01/15/21 2:54:36 PM #4	Do you guys care about the companies your dad used to work at? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	One billion dollars but you have to fuck Trump.
deupd_u 01/15/21 2:53:31 PM #24	littlebro07 posted... You failed to specify which Trump. I'll take Tiffany and a billion dollars please. I have to be anti-free speech for a moment: The fact you even thought of Tiffany when Ivanka exists is a crime. You should be in jail. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	There is no federal reserve of doses
deupd_u 01/15/21 2:51:50 PM #6	Almost like they're being distributed as they're being manufactured, like there's a demand --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	If you shave your eyebrows will they grow back weird/messed up?
deupd_u 01/15/21 2:33:17 PM #2	Wouldn't be any different than any other hair. It'd be prickly for a while, but it'd come right back to normal. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Test: Are you a difficult person to get along with?
deupd_u 01/13/21 8:08:35 AM #156	Why are all of you so low in everything? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	WTF happened to Snapple?
deupd_u 01/12/21 8:41:34 AM #1	They got rid of all but like, 3 flavors, and they're all the crappy ones. I haven't seen anything but lemon iced tea, peach tea, and strawberry lemonade in years. Didn't there used to be dozens? And exclusively plastic bottles now? Taste these nards, cupcakes. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Any alcoholics drinking on Monday night?
deupd_u 01/12/21 8:36:37 AM #8	I don't know how people can be alcholoics. How do you get any freaking sleep? I find it impossible to get more than 3 or 4 hours in after just 2 beers --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Does McDonald's still have the big breakfast?
deupd_u 01/10/21 7:12:20 AM #3	https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/big-breakfast.html --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Behold, the ideal male body
deupd_u 01/09/21 7:15:49 PM #9	Ahem --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Twitter decided, so it must be unarguable truth
deupd_u 01/08/21 8:52:49 PM #1	Could you imagine? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	They Hey Arnold episode. She's pretty fucking hot.
deupd_u 01/08/21 8:30:39 PM #2	o_O --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Conservatives are calling the twitter ban an infringement on 1A. What do u think
deupd_u 01/08/21 8:23:56 PM #11	I don't think Twitter is the arbiter of truth, and it's an issue when people think they are. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	For the first time, I went back to a woman I've already slept with. It was just
deupd_u 01/08/21 8:04:11 PM #23	Fazeo13 posted... Did she stink? Not remarkable, but she had a big patch of hair on her lower back I didn't notice the last time. Eww. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Official Friday night party topic 1/8! First thrasher of 2021!
deupd_u 01/08/21 7:21:26 PM #7	Parappa09 posted... deupd talking to deupd freaks me out --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	For the first time, I went back to a woman I've already slept with. It was just
deupd_u 01/08/21 4:35:36 PM #20	Socrawheeze posted... Anyone else consider it super weird to come here to lie to like 19 people about sexual conquests Quite dreadful to think that a human female would succumb to the seduction of a wretch like me, isn't it? Call it dancing with the Devil --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Official Friday night party topic 1/8! First thrasher of 2021!
deupd_u 01/08/21 4:34:23 PM #1	Your plans, your drink, how pumped you are! Headed to the clerb as usual. Probably going to get some Naturdays strawberry lemonade beer. It's the cheapest you can get, and delicious! I've got some problems to party away, so I havne't been this pumped in a while! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	For the first time, I went back to a woman I've already slept with. It was just
deupd_u 01/08/21 4:32:28 PM #17	'Tis Friday night. Time to club and get crunk once more. Perhaps cheap beer and cheaper bar skanks could set the deupster at ease, at least for a night. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	For the first time, I went back to a woman I've already slept with. It was just
deupd_u 01/08/21 8:31:36 AM #11	MedeaLysistrata posted... TC, have you considered just finding one woman and keeping her? Or is that not your wheelhouse I tried that with the last one. She decided she'd rather hoe around, hence the heartbreak. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	For the first time, I went back to a woman I've already slept with. It was just
deupd_u 01/08/21 8:14:30 AM #6	tote_all posted... You sound stable! Have you never seen deupd_u before? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	For the first time, I went back to a woman I've already slept with. It was just
deupd_u 01/08/21 8:11:10 AM #4	Wii_Shaker posted... Why did you go back? I got my heart broken by the most beautiful, charming woman I've ever seen, and I just needed a warm body ASAP before I fell into a spiral of drinking and tears. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	For the first time, I went back to a woman I've already slept with. It was just
deupd_u 01/08/21 8:04:59 AM #1	as unsatisfying as I thought it would be. If it doesn't add to my bodycount, what's the freaking point? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	do you eat the pizza crust?
deupd_u 01/07/21 5:24:08 PM #3	It's the best part. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	The deupster had his heart broken today
deupd_u 01/03/21 7:01:54 PM #3	I'm getting crunk to numb the existential dread. Cheers, boys --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	The deupster had his heart broken today
deupd_u 01/03/21 6:40:00 PM #1	She lit fireworks inside me, and left me burnt out in ashes. I'm going to throw up --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Dogecoin has hit the $0.01 mark!!
deupd_u 01/02/21 12:36:39 PM #11	I genuinely own some Dogecoin. I haven't looked at it in a long time. I'm up 215% lol --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Whats this?
deupd_u 01/02/21 9:45:21 AM #4	It's probably ~~fish~~ --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	I'm sad that I'm definitely going to not get any New Year's kisses tonight
deupd_u 12/31/20 6:41:53 PM #8	@ssj3vegeta knows the struggle --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	I'm sad that I'm definitely going to not get any New Year's kisses tonight
deupd_u 12/31/20 2:54:20 PM #1	I started dating a 10/10 smokeshow recently, but she had plans with the family already. Now I'm going to da club myself, and I'm going to have to turn down any potential kissers! Curse you, early-stage commitment! Why was I blessed with 1 hottie superior to the other babes in my striking distance, that I must feel the need to keep her around and not blow it?! I don't know why I'm even going out if the chance of wamen is 0%. Freaking SUCKS. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	I sure do love watching Game Grumps play Danganronpa for 2 months
deupd_u 12/29/20 4:59:32 PM #1	Yeah, very fun :\| --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Thoughts on being an embalmer?
deupd_u 12/28/20 6:22:12 AM #3	It's ~~the balm~~ --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Mall of Scandinavia today (Sweden) after xmas sales.
deupd_u 12/26/20 7:20:56 PM #8	Have you people seriously just been living in a hole for the last 9 months? Go to any mall and it will look like that. It's really time to stop with the fake outrage at photos of crowds. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Alton Brown isn't gay
deupd_u 12/26/20 3:32:56 PM #1	I feel lied to. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Found my new favorite YouTube Channel
deupd_u 12/26/20 11:49:59 AM #1	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjrv6uf2Wcvl0tGkXG54wpQ/videos --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Dr Deborah Birx: White House virus expert quits over her Thanksgiving trip home
deupd_u 12/25/20 9:35:31 AM #3	radical rhino posted... Telling people not to visit their close family members is a poor strategy. No one is willing to do it, not even the people recommending it. Almost like they just want power over you --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Does alcohol really make people shit?
deupd_u 12/25/20 9:00:52 AM #1	I hear people talk about it all the time, but it's never happened to me. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Is there a reason you wouldn't wear these men's boots?
deupd_u 12/24/20 6:28:06 AM #16	I don't accidentally want to scoop up 6 CD jewel cases in the front and look like a psycho carrying around shoes full of Aqua and System of a Down CDs. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Have you ever met a good person who wears a hat all the time?
deupd_u 12/23/20 10:26:12 AM #1	I sure haven't. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	Which CEusers do you wish had an OF?
deupd_u 12/23/20 7:11:12 AM #31	Should I charge for the L E G S? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	You know, for how cheap and easy they are to make,
deupd_u 12/22/20 6:07:39 AM #5	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato_skins --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	deupd_u is sad
deupd_u 12/22/20 5:54:09 AM #6	Another day, and the dread will not yield --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	deupd_u is sad
deupd_u 12/21/20 7:15:23 PM #1	Feeling sorry for myself tonight :( --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
Topic	I like to fuck
deupd_u 12/21/20 4:09:40 PM #3	But no French letter --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG
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