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Topic | German magazine "Der Spiegel" and it's covers for Trump/Biden |
awesome999 11/08/20 8:03:44 AM #6 | From what I know of him, Biden is the same fruit as Trump, just not nearly as rotten --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | is it weird to charge my friends to fuck in my spare room? |
awesome999 11/07/20 7:42:00 PM #3 | $20? Thought you were richer than that --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Schumer pushing Biden for $50K student debt to ELIMINATED by executive order!! |
awesome999 11/07/20 7:36:40 PM #8 | Little excessive don't ya think --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Elsa Jean. Literally the perfect woman |
awesome999 11/07/20 10:08:44 AM #42 | She's cute though But she's a pornstar so meh --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Is it flaming to say someone smells bad on GameFAQs? |
awesome999 11/07/20 10:01:08 AM #3 | You smell bad TC, flowers die if they get in a 10 metre radius of you and you've given God know how many people PTSD with your stench And now we wait --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | In your experience do girls like talking about sex? |
awesome999 11/07/20 9:57:31 AM #23 | synth_real posted...
@synth_real @OpenlyGator You know you can't say stuff like that and not expect us to inquire right? Spill --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Today marks the one year anniversary* of the last time I got laid |
awesome999 11/07/20 9:48:10 AM #1 | *give or take a few days I hate covid 19 and I hate that bitch But I do miss her pussy, it smelled so nice --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Make our prayer for Donald Trump's re-election 3 words at a time. |
awesome999 11/07/20 8:26:06 AM #7 | FabIe posted... Get out, dongface Nice sig, mod --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | why do girls always sweat so much in porn? |
awesome999 11/07/20 8:25:09 AM #10 | I don't think I've ever seen a porn where the girl sweats --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | meltdowns welcome here |
awesome999 11/07/20 12:29:23 AM #121 | Hey everyone, my name is Fukushima --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Man shoots his pregnant wife dead believing her to be a fat robber. |
awesome999 11/07/20 12:21:20 AM #34 | Holy shit, I did not expect to read something like this today I'm sad :( --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | It's your fault that Jesus died |
awesome999 11/07/20 12:18:08 AM #7 | If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | damn this spanish pole vaulter has an amazing ass |
awesome999 11/06/20 11:30:55 PM #5 | The 35 year old coomer --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Whats being an english teacher in Japan like? |
awesome999 11/06/20 11:26:18 PM #8 | I know one and from what I've heard from him, if you don't look Japanese or at least speak Japanese, don't bother Mother's cousin if it matters --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | I'm kind of surprised how PS5 just kind of swooped in review-wise |
awesome999 11/06/20 9:55:22 PM #44 | Isn't tc a doctor or some shit? Why don't you cure cancer instead of making Samsung and Sony topics --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | What is one thing you want President Biden to do? |
awesome999 11/06/20 9:49:14 PM #45 | Start a nuclear war with Russia and Iraq so China can take its rightful place at the top of the foodchain --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Someone should make a fake account where they pose as a hot girl |
awesome999 11/06/20 9:46:31 PM #2 | Teehee I am a hot girl with big tits and I want to fuck Vegy --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | i have stupidly good luck with korean girls for some reason |
awesome999 11/06/20 9:36:24 PM #8 | You white? --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | they're saying PS5 games can't currently be stored on external HDD |
awesome999 11/06/20 8:34:36 PM #20 | bnui_ransder posted... The fix is just delete what you dont need! You only need 1 game at a time! Vyrulisse posted... Consoles have literally nothing to offer gaming and hold it back in many ways --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | PS5 Console Overheats at Best Buy |
awesome999 11/06/20 11:19:54 AM #13 | Glass case, no ventilation, next --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Is it bad to drink multiple cups of coffee a day? |
awesome999 11/06/20 9:33:46 AM #11 | Touch posted... Are you saying "no, coffee isn't good for you" or "not having coffee isn't good for you"? <____< Yes --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Is it bad to drink multiple cups of coffee a day? |
awesome999 11/06/20 9:13:09 AM #5 | No coffee isn't good for you --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | If you lost an online argument, what's the right reaction? |
awesome999 11/06/20 9:10:22 AM #4 | What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo. --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Kathy Griffin re-tweets her Donald Trump severed head photo |
awesome999 11/06/20 9:07:16 AM #11 | The_Creep_2020 posted... Is it just me, or is Kathy Griffin a very strange kind of attractive? Yeah, chestnut is definitely the best colour for horses --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | im going on the keto diet |
awesome999 11/06/20 5:49:43 AM #14 | Imagine not doing keto and rolling 4:3s for years --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Joe Rogan? More like Joe Rogaine |
awesome999 11/06/20 5:47:22 AM #11 | Solid Snake07 posted... Looks like he's winning pretty hard at life to me Jealous people hatin' nothing new --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | 21 y/o Florida Kid pulls a GUN on a MAN after they said he had a SMALL PENIS!! |
awesome999 11/05/20 10:33:54 PM #9 | CosmicShadows posted... That's a kid? O___o He's 21 --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | 21 y/o Florida Kid pulls a GUN on a MAN after they said he had a SMALL PENIS!! |
awesome999 11/05/20 10:28:53 PM #3 | Jeez Americans have no banter --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Poor Central America! |
awesome999 11/05/20 9:44:19 PM #9 | McgeesAlice808 posted... Whats your hypothesis? War on drugs ...and the banana republic before that --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Green Lantern was a fun movie. |
awesome999 11/05/20 9:21:29 PM #3 | I enjoyed it too But then, I have no taste in movies, I didn't like shape of water and I only watched it cause of the Oscar nomination --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | This Duncanwii guy seems interesting. What's the Wikipedia/SparkNotes version? |
awesome999 11/05/20 8:50:22 PM #21 | That's the dude that twisted his nuts right? --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | How do movie stars get buff so quick |
awesome999 11/05/20 6:56:02 PM #22 | @hyperpowder posted... Oh man I wish I was as naive as you guys. Why don't you educate us then, knower --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Incapable idiot regrets spending over 5 grand on weeb gacha game for PS4 |
awesome999 11/05/20 11:55:42 AM #12 | This is why gacha and f2p will always be garbage Unless you're on the business end of course. Then it'll make you rich --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | what is a BBC slut |
awesome999 11/05/20 10:11:22 AM #22 | Does this place have a single original meme or is everything rehashed 4chan trash? Inb4 RIP man fan --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Who's your favorite video game composer? |
awesome999 11/05/20 10:01:16 AM #5 | Uematsu, Ichinose and Kondo --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | My ass a lot like the 2020 election |
awesome999 11/05/20 9:56:41 AM #17 | Touch posted... My ass a lot like the 2020 election It's gonna get fucked by the republicans in the morning? --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Your gym acts like it's a saint by not charging you during lockdown |
awesome999 11/05/20 5:28:11 AM #1 | The E-mails are so like "Hey pal! We're so great that we've decided to freeze your payment while we're closed because we're so charitable! But we've just been overwhelmed by the thousands upon thousands of messages we have received from members offering to re-instate their monthly payments anyway during these extraordinary times. Here's links where you can pay us anyway even though we're closed and pages of people talking about how amazing they are and how easy it is for them to pay the measly pittance we charge for membership. The positivity and empathy we have received towards our staff has been absolutely incredible, and just reminds us of what a fantastic community of members we have. Would be a shame if a loser like you ruined our amazing community by not paying us for nothing despite us being so kind and generous to you because we're so fucking great. You're not an evil satanist are you? Are you :o!?" It's like Jesus Dude. They can't try to make you feel guilty for not paying them for literally nothing. Shut the fuck up. The ultimate irony is you might have opted to keep paying them because you want to support your local gym but the passive aggressive bullshit messages they keep sending in weak manipulation attempts have made you just go "Well fuck you then" Kinda sucks anyway because (not their fault at all) even outside of Lockdown the Gym used to be 24/7 which I loved. Now because of covid it's like 8AM to 8PM which is pooey. So I was paying for a gym I could hardly use. It's weird too because at like 6PM there's 67 sweaty dudes all working out on top of each other But at 2AM? There's like 3 people in the entire gym, how is that not Covid safe? They make it more unsafe and dangerous by limiting opening times because you funnel people in together. Conservatives really have no idea about fitness and woring out at all and should never govern it. How do you react? What do you do? --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | This board needs a lizard topic |
awesome999 11/05/20 4:51:00 AM #49 | If somebody buys me a three horned chameleon, I will suck them off, unironically https://i.ytimg.com/vi/EptDrsQNn9k/maxresdefault.jpg --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Your gf wants to have sex... do you have sex or watch election coverage? |
awesome999 11/04/20 6:53:50 AM #12 | KnightofShikari posted... oh no we miss like 45 seconds of coverage Even I'd be embarrassed of 45 seconds, and I haven't been laid in a year --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Text to Speach in Microsoft Word 2007 how do I turn it on? |
awesome999 11/04/20 6:44:26 AM #5 | I kinda feel bad about it so here https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/office/use-the-speak-text-to-speech-feature-to-read-text-aloud-459e7704-a76d-4fe2-ab48-189d6b83333c --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Text to Speach in Microsoft Word 2007 how do I turn it on? |
awesome999 11/04/20 6:43:31 AM #4 | supermichael11 posted...
On the Microsoft word toolbar --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Text to Speach in Microsoft Word 2007 how do I turn it on? |
awesome999 11/04/20 6:42:13 AM #2 | You click on the text to speech button on the screen You're welcome --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | You see 3 guys picking on a girl and you have no phone. |
awesome999 11/04/20 6:41:24 AM #12 | MrFingers07 posted... Kick their asses and get myself a wife along the way. God this place is filled with people who know so little about women it's hilarious, I know this is supposed to be facetious but still --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | You see 3 guys picking on a girl and you have no phone. |
awesome999 11/04/20 6:29:36 AM #2 | I come home and post about it on CE --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | is Trump actually winning? |
awesome999 11/03/20 11:27:52 PM #45 | Sayoria posted... Looks like Dems are gonna lose the Michigan senate seat too. Who should've run in place of Biden iyo? --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | I brought a $100 DENIM SHIRT... and it fits slightly loose, should I go tighter |
awesome999 11/03/20 7:12:31 PM #2 | >no pics Also do not come to CE for fashion advice other than fedora sizing --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Who controls beauty standards for women? |
awesome999 11/03/20 7:12:05 AM #10 | The fashion industry, the media and the movie industry With a good smattering of history --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
Topic | Top 5 worst console names of all time |
awesome999 11/03/20 1:54:14 AM #2 | Hard agree --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
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