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The original Risitas story is actually pretty hilarious on its own.

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Apple already owns and maintains one of the most successful games distribution platforms in the world, and their foray into a premium subscription-based model has also been successful.

There's no need to buy Nintendo. Even in a hypothetical situation, their Nintendo properties would be made available on all of their platforms; not just macOS.

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Using Facebook in 2021 though

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Pokemon's battle system needs an entire overhaul to begin with.

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Apple Music has more content, better radio stations, and (arguably) much better saving/library building, where Spotify has better curated playlists, and far better compatibility on non-Apple devices.

I prefer AM mainly because I like being able to add individual songs to my library, and its interface is a lot better.

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I find her forced AAVE accent really obnoxious. It's like she knows she can't go full-on Iggy Azalea so she tries her hardest to make it sound subtle.

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Arcanine2009 posted...

yes. and miley cyrus's sister called candace owens nappy headed hoe, but don't think that impacted her career

Did she have a career to begin with?

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Socrawheeze posted...

Is that the social credit system one? I liked it. I think someone famous was the main character. Maybe that chick from Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian, Amy Adams

Bryce Dallas Howard. The episode was pretty good.

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Azealia Banks fucked her entire career up and burned every single possible bridge, for absolutely no reason. Her music was tolerable at best, and when she got overshadowed by other dime-a-dozen female rappers, the only thing that made her unique was her "hot takes", often hypocritical as fuck.

Nowadays her music is basically her awfully singing over corny tryhard 90s house instrumentals and her fans these days are basically the exact people she hates, which is ironic.

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Son Of Spam posted...

Probably because the iPhone SE 2nd gen recently came out. Sure, the 12 Mini is better in just about every way (some prefer Touch ID over Face ID), but it's not $300 better.

The 12 Mini's battery life sucks.


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I upgraded from an XS Max to a 12 Pro Max and it's a little too big for me, but I love it. The battery life is incomprehensibly good, the photo/video quality is amazing, everything runs super-smooth, and the default capacity is 128GB which is great if you have a lot of downloaded media or apps.

As far as ergonomics, it has flat edges similar to the iPhone 4/5. It slips less and you have a better grip on it, but it might not be as comfy as the curved edges on other iPhones. Reachability still exists, but you have to swipe down on the bottom bar to activate it. I have pretty small hands and I end up just using it with two hands, comfortable.

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I had been working there for 5+ years and had zero respect despite accomplishing a lot. I was the only person working in my department other than someone who was incompetent, and I was passed up for a promotion; the new manager choosing someone with absolutely no knowledge of or experience in my department, all because they lied to them and took credit for all the work the rest of their own respective department did.

It got to the point where I was effectively doing three separate departments' work on a daily basis, and I was having increasing panic attacks. I had a breakdown at work, left, and never came back.

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They've been replaced by fan cams, which are basically random clips of pop stars and celebrities with ridiculous transition effects and music played over them.

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I pay $60/month on Sprint for unlimited talk/text/data, and recently they merged with T-Mobile so my service is even better, plus I get 5G. Gotta love it.

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SquirtleSkwad posted...

Self-given names immediately make me form a negative opinion about a person.

Well, at least he's going to rot in prison on federal charges.

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https://www.abc15.com/news/national/arizona-man-seen-wearing-horns-during-u-s-capitol-riots-charged

His real name is Jacob Chansley

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I played COD Mobile for a solid half hour and my battery dropped from 98 to 96%.

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Heavy_D_Forever posted...

Great let's just shut down any website that has ever had any users advocate for violence of any kind. Oh wait, that's like 99% of the internet.

If you're using Parler, you're basically someone who is deliberately not using Twitter because your content would easily get deleted for hate speech and inciting violence. There aren't normal people using Parler.

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Parler should stay on Android if intelligence agencies want to play the long game. The app would be limited to an OS with absolutely no privacy, and its users tracked.

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The graphics look like a 360 game, improved from how every previous one looked like a Dreamcast game

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She's not White though

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I'm not even playing with a controller via bluetooth and I'm kicking everyones' ass. Is this a matter of people maybe using smaller and older phones and being at a disadvantage?

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It's Brad Venable.

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/devil-may-cry-5-voice-actor-brad-venable-has-died-receives-tributes-from-peers/1100-6486025/

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https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1347353248601137157

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They're so stupid. They're so goddamn pathetic and worthless. They need to be treated horribly and made to feel unwelcome.

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Lord_Wombat posted...

White people aren't allowed to break windows, so obviously it was warranted.

She was a domestic terrorist who breached the confines of a secure federal building with malicious intent. It was warranted.

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Lord_Wombat posted...

White people aren't allowed to break windows, so obviously it was warranted.

What?

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eston posted...

I said that I understand why it happened, but hindsight and multiple camera angles tell me that it was not actually necessary to have shot her. I'm not saying the officer made the wrong decision based on that situation, I think he was justified

She was a traitor to democracy and a terrorist. She broke into a federal building with malicious intent. What rightfully happened to the traitor should not come as a surprise to anyone.

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They should have been shot long before they were able to get as far as they could.

I have absolutely zero sympathy for the traitor who got killed.

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Was on AEW promoting a show with Cody Rhodes and he did a splash from the top rope. He proceeded to do laps around the ring and stage, looking proud as fuck. Lmao

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https://twitter.com/Mike_Pence/

EDIT: It's him and his wife. Sorry, lmao


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Trump and Giuliani incited violence. They need to be prosecuted for it. Oh, and once again, if you support Trump, you're a piece of shit and an enemy of America.

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Again, if you're okay with this happening, you're a piece of shit and an objective enemy to democracy. You need to be made to feel unwelcome in America.

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If you support Trump, you're a piece of shit. You're an enemy of both democracy and America itself. I don't care if this gets modded or not. You don't deserve to be humanized. You're an enemy. You need to be made to feel unwelcome.

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CP2077 has some awful-ass worldbuilding if we're being honest. It's a game set in the future yet cars and phones are clunky as shit by even 2000s standards, traditional television exists, talk shows still exist, traditional radio still exists, late 90s/early 00s lingo is still relevant, and so on.

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modena posted...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isnt that what happened to Nate Dog too?

Nate Dogg died of complications from multiple strokes.

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Something about this seems fishy as fuck. Yes, there's the whole divorce stuff but this happens the exact day his ex wife's legal counsel finds out he has over $200 million in cash.

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Drawing. My hands are too shaky and everything I draw looks terrible. I get anxious during it, which makes it worse.

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Waited weeks with absolutely no information and no status updates; not even knowing what service was delivering it. Today was supposed to be the delivery date, and when I checked the app, it got delayed by almost two weeks.

My phone as it is has shit battery life and notifications don't work. This blows.

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Jiggy101011 posted...

Hell i started talking to my wife when she was 17 and I was 21. Maybe I'm a groomer lol.

...Why would you admit to that?

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The main theme is like an impotent take on Mick Gordon's Doom soundtrack(s) and Johnny Silverhand's theme sounds like an impotent take on a number of Hotline Miami songs.

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Not the spiciest take but I'm increasingly more confident in my opinion that as religion has become less relevant, brand loyalty and celebrity worship have become its replacement.

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meestermj posted...

I do it too.
Was told you're always supposed to...

You're only really supposed to do it if you're parked on an incline.

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SamsungGearS2 posted...

Brush my teeth in the shower.
Use the parking brake in an automatic car.

I do these two, and I have an irrational fear of my car rolling away despite it being stopped, so I always use the parking break.


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Half-Life 2 and Codename Gordon.

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It's borderline impossible. I've been trying to find an affordable Vita for over a year and everything is in awful condition.

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Solid Sonic posted...

I meant to watch RAW to see if they did anything in the opening in his honor.

I heard some wrestlers threw some nods throughout the night, which was nice. I missed it all, though, because I forgot (I haven't watched wrestling as a viewer in a long time).

Don't think I'm going to try and catch AEW, however.

AEW is an acquired taste but in general a lot more engaging and entertaining than modern RAW and SmackDown. It's worth getting into.

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Why does Billie type in AAVE, and why does she speak with a very deliberate but subtle blaccent?

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