Lurker > Chicken_Butt

Math Murderer posted...

She's still singing on European TV shows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHEPkl3vntk

She doesn't shake her butt anymore? =(

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Cluck.

Sit down with this person, rest your hand on their shoulder, look them right in the eye... and hit them.

I have a friend who just cannot stop with the bullshit. Ever. He just keeps going and going. Like he's on some weird kind of Bullshit Energizers or something. He'll bullshit about anything, no matter how big or small. Sometimes he calls me and talks to me about conversations we never actually had like he thinks I don't know he's doing it. "Hey man, we still on for this weekend?" "We have no plans for this weekend." "Uh, yeah we do. We talked about it the other day. I'm crashing at your place this weekend. Remember?"

If I try to call him out, he completely loses his mind and starts going off, which I think is a technique to suppress resistance to his bullshit. Anyway, I try to avoid him 95% of the time because he's like that. Then he tells everyone I'm a bad friend. I just can't with that dude.

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Cluck.

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Cluck.

It makes perfect sense if you actually think about it.

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Cluck.

UnfairRepresent posted...

Are you for real?

Dude probably only ever sees boxing in video games where body shots don't do anything lol

A gut shot irl will put your ass on the mat. As we saw in the video. Having the air manually pumped out of your lungs for you isn't a pleasant experience either.

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Cluck.

I can see it when I close my eyes

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Cluck.

Where did you come from?
Where did you go?

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Cluck.

I don't need to believe in Chad. Chad believes in himself so strongly that it has substituted my personal thoughts on the matter.

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Cluck.

I don't know what's worse, that this movie exists or that people are defending it.

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Cluck.

It's really just one guy. Scotty_Rogers. He makes alt after alt to agree with himself and post the same topics over and over and over again.

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Cluck.

The Hunt. Sort of. It's great, watch it.

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Cluck.

I mean, alright, but I still want you to try. If it's not at least ten I'm going to be pretty disappointed in you. Counting to ten isn't that hard. I still have to write the numbers on my fingers to remember them all, but even I can count to ten.

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Cluck.

Could you at least try? I want to see some effort here.

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Cluck.

CasualGuy posted...

This isn't me. He looks better than me though face wise.

Never said it was you bruh, it was just some example I pulled from google searching "ugly guy"

Anyway, don't worry too much about looks. I've seen some Shrek looking mofos with smokeshows. Just relax, be yourself, keep your options open, let rejection roll off your shoulder. Don't be afraid to ask out multiple girls, and don't be afraid of getting turned down. Most guys who struggle to date aren't actually playing the dating game, they're just watching it and swiping on dating apps. If that works for you, great. If it doesn't, you gotta do it the old fashioned way. Don't let yourself get caught up on any one girl, and don't let rejection cool you off. Just keep at it.

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Cluck.

Coloradough posted...

Are you out of shape with bad hair and poor skin?

You are in total control over whether you're attractive or not

Man, this guy needs to just get in shape and work on his hair and skin! Then he'll be a 10/10 easy, total chick magnet megachad.

Not a great post, guy. Not everyone is born with good geometry. It is in fact possible to just be ugly.

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Cluck.

It's Kaylee Frye tbh.

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Cluck.

So at what point does this company become liable? Suppose woman presents this to a man along with some type of forged documentation saying he owes child support, and he pays. Can he sue these fucks as well as the ho?

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Cluck.

Raw deals. Even the controller promo you mentioned only applies to preowned.

Hard pass. I can't wait to see local GameSTOPs closing. Get these guys out of my town tbh

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Cluck.

pogo_rabid posted...

she got them big ass stompers

absolute m a r m a d u k e s

They'd slip right into a big ol' pair o' c l o d h o p p e r s

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Cluck.

Well guys, I guess this really is the LastTomorrow

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Cluck.

ScazarMeltex posted...

Elect better leadership.

How? Candidates are chosen behind the scenes, people who represent the best interests of those already in power. People who might actually challenge the status quo will never even get the chance. Our democracy is a lie.

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Cluck.

I love it when you call me Seor Pizza
You know I love to bake a tasty treats-a!
And every pie is ooh-la-la-la!
It's true la-la-la!

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Cluck.

UnfairRepresent posted...

Is there a single anime with no fanservice?

Fanservice is fine. Fanservice of little kid characters is not.

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Cluck.

CalypsoDoom posted...

This is truly CE in a nutshell, my god

It's most of GameFAQs, really. The people who are left here have been here for years and years. They're bitter and angry at the world for rejecting them and GameFAQs is all they have. Being dicks to others here is the only time in their lives they get to feel big. The only time they get to be 'winners'.

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Cluck.

I played it for as long as I could stand. That is to say, I got to some mission where you had to disable three points on the map while waves of enemies waste a bunch of your time. The story, the dialogue, nothing about the experience made it seem worthwhile to continue, so I just stopped playing.

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Cluck.

How much extra would it be for her to sit on my pizza before letting me eat it?

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Cluck.

Guess: There is fanservice or sexual content of underage characters in this 'act-age'

Someone check. I'm not reading this trash's content to even look for myself.

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Cluck.

sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...

Why talk shit

'Murica.

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Cluck.

Snowflakes, etc...

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Cluck.

I liked the game, but I hate Rex. I hate him so god damn much.

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Cluck.

pogo_rabid posted...

Degenerates, that's who.

Preference in the quantity and quality of meat around a girl's dung hole is a weird thing to insult people over, but alright.

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Cluck.

To you, sure. Unfortunately, there are other men in the world with different preferences.

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Cluck.

pogo_rabid posted...

tbqh, i can't wait for the fat ass fad to blow over. Give me some 90's skinny butts plz.

It's no fad. It's an awakening.

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Cluck.

Dark_SilverX posted...

superior Mario Kart 8

I played it for many hours with my casual friends... I'd have to say 64 is better. It has smaller maps, sure, and far less characters... but it's just more fun.

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Cluck.

I wouldn't really react. I'm sure a lot of people say that, but I have plenty of money tucked away right now and don't use it. I don't work a good job or anything, it was an inheritance. I live in a cheap apartment. My computer is worth more than my car. My most expensive hobby is gaming and I try to only buy games on sale. I buy a couple a month, max.

It really doesn't take a lot to keep me happy. I don't want anything lavish. It'd just get taken from me. I like living small. Not a big blip on anybody's radar, that's the way to go.

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Cluck.

TheOrgyPorgy posted...

Radiohead

What? No, man. Alice in Chains. I can dig some Radiohead though.

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Cluck.

He's not worthy. So I hope that was met with a laugh and a stern "no."

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Cluck.

The main antagonist is your usual "I'm going to conquer Earth!" type and our protags are your usual band of do-gooders out to thwart his or her evil schemes.

And they fail, and all seems lost, but then... nothing. The antagonist turns out to be a very benevolent ruler and changes the world for the better. It turns out the protagonists were wrong.

Any stories like that?

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Cluck.

Real dungeons
Story where all the good/interesting parts aren't already in the past and only glimpsed through brief cutscenes
Items to use for exploration and puzzle solving
Fixed or just outright removed durability system

BotW is a great tech demo. I can't wait to see the finished game : )

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Cluck.

Unsugarized_Foo posted...

Being fat is hard at every turn

It's a heavy subject.

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Cluck.

Definitely won't be shaking hands with you, then. That'd be like twenty hands' worth right there.

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Cluck.

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

If men are the prize youre a bronze medal

So he's in the top three among men? Not as clever an insult as you probably thought.

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Cluck.

lmao it would be funny if they added it as an item you can pick up and wear

Like the Franklin badge, it would reflect projectiles and keep you safe

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Cluck.

Kelystic posted...

You are still susceptible to physical damage and illness.

Ffffffffuck that.

ChrisTaka posted...

living forever with the inability to die is actually hell.

Also, this. The more you think about eternal life the less appealing it really is.

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Cluck.

Damn_Underscore posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AnDFT2l_h0

lmao

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Cluck.

Yes, Covid sucks because your Chinese costs more.

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Cluck.