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| Topic | It's Valentine's Day! Are you gonna get your rocks off today!? >_> |
| Turbam 02/14/21 8:20:39 AM #2 | I'm gonna take a nap and then have S E X with my gf --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | I learned more from Family Guy than I did from school. |
| Turbam 02/14/21 6:36:51 AM #1 | That really says a lot about our society --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | We should bring back 'making whoopee' as slang for sex |
| Turbam 02/14/21 5:18:52 AM #7 | Hanky panky --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Valentine's Day..... shit holiday or good holiday? |
| Turbam 02/13/21 10:36:34 PM #6 | It's horrible --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | What's your chess rating? |
| Turbam 02/13/21 9:35:26 PM #2 | A million --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Watching a movie parody. |
| Turbam 02/13/21 9:34:15 PM #4 | Is it any good? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | What's parallel universe Vegy like? |
| Turbam 02/13/21 9:33:39 PM #2 | Pathetic --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | What are your hobbies? |
| Turbam 02/13/21 9:32:46 PM #2 | Sleeping --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | C/D da size/appearance of da penis in porn matters to you |
| Turbam 02/13/21 9:32:20 PM #15 | I look for the smallest ones possible. Makes it easier to self insert. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Hey Nancy, it's Owen |
| Turbam 02/13/21 9:30:33 PM #4 | Charge your damn phone --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | imagine incels but twice the size |
| Turbam 02/13/21 9:12:59 PM #5 |  --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Imagine incest but twice the size |
| Turbam 02/13/21 9:12:14 PM #2 | :V --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | This Final Fantasy hoodie tho |
| Turbam 02/13/21 9:08:05 PM #8 | I can wear that and trick people into thinking that I'm cool --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | why do so many grown men say shit like |
| Turbam 02/13/21 9:04:20 PM #28 | Smashingpmkns posted... Coomin Touch posted... Hold on I'm coomin brotherwe bringin coom to CE? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Who's getting that wet wet tonight? |
| Turbam 02/13/21 9:02:09 PM #2 | keepin it dry --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | A CEgal asks you if you can be her roommate. Will you? |
| Turbam 02/13/21 8:18:14 PM #5 | No --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Imagine your son being a trust fund baby. |
| Turbam 02/13/21 8:00:02 PM #2 | Takes after daddy --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | I'm bored, ask me anything |
| Turbam 02/13/21 7:58:44 PM #2 | white or wheat bread? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | why do so many grown men say shit like |
| Turbam 02/13/21 7:47:47 PM #2 | zoomies is a real word. It refers to when cats run around at 4 in the morning because of their bursts of energy. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Liberal comic proves the positives of patriotism, conservatives furious |
| Turbam 02/13/21 7:45:57 PM #1 |  --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | When you're an ugly fucking nerd w/+3000 karma and still get some this weekend |
| Turbam 02/13/21 7:41:14 PM #5 | me on the right --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Topic for people who vegy NEVER lists in his polls |
| Turbam 02/13/21 7:36:53 PM #4 |  --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Now is the time to ask, have you filled your taxes yet? |
| Turbam 02/13/21 7:25:08 PM #13 | Yeah, just a few hours ago. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Man what do you think Trump's 2024 slogan will be? |
| Turbam 02/13/21 7:24:24 PM #6 | Crepes posted... He wont run.  --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Everyone wish LostForest a happy birthday |
| Turbam 02/13/21 7:18:48 PM #4 | happy birthday! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | how does that fat pos mario stay so fat ass with all that physical activity? |
| Turbam 02/13/21 7:12:45 PM #6 | BloodMoon7 posted... Peach never gives him cake either, it's very confusing.Well he's gettin cake from someone. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Does BARBADOS have the COOLEST FLAG? |
| Turbam 02/13/21 7:11:03 PM #9 | Choco posted... shutt he fuck up  --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | How many beautiful women did you see today? |
| Turbam 02/13/21 7:06:58 PM #7 | dr_strangelove posted... lol saw one in the mirror this morningwas it bloody Marry? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | IYO, what is the biggest threat facing America for the foreseeable future? |
| Turbam 02/13/21 7:03:18 PM #6 | Big Pharma --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | How many beautiful women did you see today? |
| Turbam 02/13/21 7:02:23 PM #5 | saw 2 today, earlier in da morning --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | How many filler episodes are in Naruto(SPOILERS ALERT) |
| Turbam 02/13/21 7:01:58 PM #9 | You could always look up Naruto Kai. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Does BARBADOS have the COOLEST FLAG? |
| Turbam 02/13/21 6:58:43 PM #4 | Old glory ;_;7 --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Diddy Kong |
| Turbam 02/13/21 6:58:21 PM #1 | --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Garioshi (M) |
| Turbam 02/13/21 6:56:27 PM #20 | Actually, yeah I'd vote for that. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Does the stolen source code mean no updates? [Cyberpunk 2077] |
| Turbam 02/13/21 6:52:06 PM #2 | Maybe whoever stole it is gonna fix the game and make it good? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | What if the King Kong Versus Godzilla rumor becomes true? (Spoilers) |
| Turbam 02/13/21 6:51:31 PM #9 |  --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | americans, pls explain |
| Turbam 02/13/21 6:48:00 PM #12 | Choco posted... yeah that's totally the part that confused meNo one's ever told you to "get licked" before? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | DEAD Rich Tennessee Man who owned a CONFEDERATE STATUE left 5 MILLION to a DOG!! |
| Turbam 02/13/21 6:17:04 PM #4 | This is like the Arictocats --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | The perfect girl but she constantly insists you buy WinRAR |
| Turbam 02/13/21 6:15:59 PM #2 | Introduce her to 7zip --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Why does SquirtleSkwad like to claim Billie Eilish grew up rich? |
| Turbam 02/13/21 6:12:40 PM #39 | Hot dog @Reis @Bestoffuture @Veggeta_X Got a big melty in here --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | americans, pls explain |
| Turbam 02/13/21 6:05:14 PM #6 | It's pretty obvious --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | You know an anime character is FUCKED when.... |
| Turbam 02/13/21 5:56:44 PM #7 | When they're late for the first day of the school that they transferred to --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | She stops in front of you and says ''Wow, you have gorgeous eyes'' |
| Turbam 02/13/21 5:16:32 PM #10 | I'd turn around and see Chad standing behind me --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Will you be HAVING SEX or DEEDING on Valentine's Day? |
| Turbam 02/13/21 4:59:19 PM #13 | I don't have to open on Monday, so I'll probably take a nap and then have sex. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | I, the once proud ruler of CE, have been ousted |
| Turbam 02/13/21 4:51:24 PM #9 | What happened?!?! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | One of the teachers asked her class what BBC stands for |
| Turbam 02/13/21 4:48:32 PM #6 | British Broadcasting Channel --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
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