Lurker > SwiggitySwoogit

Are you lost... in your lies?
Do you tell yourself I don't realize?
Your crusade's a disguise,
Replaced freedom with fear, you trade money for lives.
I'm aware of what you've done.
No, no more sorrow!
I've paid for your mistakes!
Your time is borrowed!
Your time has come to be replaced!
I see pain, I see need,
I see liars and thieves abuse power with greed.
I had hope, I believed,
But I'm beginning to think that I've been deceived.
You will pay for... what you've done!
No, no more sorrow!
I've paid for your mistakes!
Your time is borrowed!
Your time has come to be replaced!
Thieves and hypocrites!
Thieves and hypocrites!
Thieves and hypocrites!
No, no more sorrow!
I've paid for your mistakes!
Your... time is borrowed!
Your time has come to be replaced!
No, no more sorrow!
I've paid for your mistakes!
Your time is borrowed!
Your time has come to be... replaced!
Your time has come to be... replaced!
Your time has come to be... erased!

"Hey everybody, Atlas here!"

RIP. For some reason I assumed he was much younger.

Lindsay Lohan circa Mean Girls was my celebrity crush.

"Wow, so is it gonna be tough to bring Captain America back after he had the perfect sendoff and is now an old man?"

"Nah, super easy. Barely an inconvenience. We'll just use a Captain America from a different universe."

Just save up more money so that by the time you have the full price the market is up another 50%.

Crazy how a guy who's been president for four years doesn't understand the first amendment.

Southernfatman posted...

I wouldn't say Republicans are being "spineless" here. They're just more loyal to each other and/or doing it to take advantage of the Trump crowd and to not upset them.

Spineless is a more appropriate term for Democrats. They get repeatedly slapped in the face by the GOP's collective dick and turn the other cheek so it can be slapped as well. Instead of a donkey, the symbol for Democrats should be a doormat.

Pence refuses to invoke the 25th on a guy who sent a violent mob after him. You could call that loyalty but I see no reason to be loyal to someone who brings that upon you.

Hexenherz posted...

GOP has been letting Mitch McConnell make all their decisions for them for years.

I don't know what's more spineless than that.

Moscow Mitch represents GOP interests. If they didn't like him they could remove him as leader in a second.

Democrats love to reach out to the GOP as the GOP fucks them over and for the GOP almost none of them will vote for impeachment after Trump supported a failed terrorist coup and there's no value left in supporting Trump's name.

The rule is 20% but I think that rule doesn't always work. I would guess people saving 20% a month making six figures feel a lot more comfortable than those making minimum wage, but also saving 20%. What's a good dollar number iyo?

I don't forgive you.

If by scam you mean it's for profit and thus the average person will lose money on the deal, then yeah it's a scam.

When he tells them to go home and that "we love you. You're very special." That's probably how I would talk to my 4 year old. "We love you. You're very special. But you can't have a gallon of ice cream and have to go to bed now. It's a school night."

meestermj posted...

You're fooling yourself if you think he feels any remorse or regret.

True. Psycopaths gonna psycopath.

The king of abridged series is back while TFS is making shitty shorts.

Is this the worst timeline?

Dante
Crono

Why haven't the AllLivesMatter/BlueLivesMatter crowd condemned the failed terrorist coup attempt where a cop was murdered?

A cop was killed.

https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/68a8f5f5-ffd0-475c-8b24-2656ed554f85

I may be giving him too much credit. That whole episode has some nice parallels given that grifting got them there and no one grifts like Trump.

I wipe down the cart and then we have sex inside it.

E32005 posted...

this facists should go buy an island and start their own shit society

leave us alone

Exile them to Elba.

Funkydog posted...

Should remove his account. Not keep pussyfooting around.

Why do that before January 20? I'm sure he's great for Twitter traffic.

Not a single drop.

And I imagine Biden will do shit and ask the nation for healing. Fuck that. If actions don't have consequences they won't stop.

All he had to do was let Fauci run the show and he'd be president past the next two weeks.

Fluttershy posted...

trump told his people not to vote by mail-in and that was a really stupid mistake.

And as Romney said telling them the election is rigged is not a good strategy to make them get out and vote.

The next dictator and GOP Senate leader might be just as evil but slightly less inept. That's a scary thought.

And if Mitch the turtle hated poor people just a little less he wouldn't be the minority leader. Yeah, it's been a good two months for Democrats, but it's crazy to think how two simple and easy things could've messed up the Senate and kept Trump in power.

Or will it just be a bunch of compromising with the GOP that deals in bad faith mixed with some "now is the time for healing and we need to move beyond the past"?

The president of peace.

That way I can tag and treat you accordingly.

Do you still have bad posture Kaybelf?

Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...

Wouldn't the returns on the match still matter? The credit card interest is compounding.

The returns on the match of an 4% match with 8% put in is an automatic 50%. And I'm going to assume the 401k isn't investing in snake oil.

Every Disney remake has been worse than the original.

I'm biased against anyone that's a PoS and Trump is a PoS.

No lie.

VitalGetPrank posted...

Yeah no, you don't ignore an infection and hope it goes away.

He didn't ignore it. He downplayed it and spread disinformation.

How is this an eight minute video?

Which one?

Not a cent. I earned it.

Poop was everywhere.

Oh God, it's everywhere.

GregShmedley posted...

Forgive me Father for I have hnnnng'd.

Talk about a come to Jesus moment.

Be specific