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Topic | So you have chosen: death |
Darkraiomb 12/13/20 4:54:37 PM #1 | If this is correct, press 1 now. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | wtf my new neighbor has a wife and baby, who the fuck moves their family into |
Darkraiomb 12/07/20 8:08:57 PM #17 | Have you tried not giving a fuck? --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | I get irritated when people reply in post/topics with one word responses. |
Darkraiomb 12/07/20 11:24:44 AM #12 | CosmicShadows posted... Hey grats on a wall of annoying text. >__>*removes TC's ability to skip what I'm saying* Here's some insights from Jordan the Wise for you. Life is going to come at you hard, so there are a few things you should know. Most important of all, is realizing that you have something to offer the world. But in order to do that, you first need to sort yourself out. Lending your ear to the lessons contained in stories of old is not a bad place to start. You see, as human conscience grew in knowledge, it equally grew in arrogance. We seem to be at this point where the value of stories is lost on us all. Not really caring about morals anymore, we are simply looking to be entertained. But their power on our subconscious is by no means hindered by our intellectual pride. Stories send a clear message to our being, and when told properly, can offer guidance in how to live our lives, impacting us in ways we sometimes don't even notice. In fact, recurring themes more often than not represent archetypes, and contain lessons on how to or how not to behave. Consider dragons for a moment. Fantasy stories always seem to have them hoarding treasure. Not coincidentally at all, two of the biggest innate fears in mammals are fire and reptiles. So dragons are really a metaphor representing that which you fear the most. Now, why would an immortal fire-breathing reptile care to sleep on a pile of gold? The answer can be read between the lines: the treasure you seek is guarded by your greatest fear. Don't get me wrong, the pile of gold is as much a metaphor here as is the mighty beast that doesn't even exist. Find your dragon and slay it, then your treasure will be revealed. This is the wisdom storytellers of old were trying to convey, only they didn't have the scientific method, a framework by which to structure arguments, or even a high IQ audience. The lesson isn't any less important or relevant today, however. That which you most need to discover within yourself is hidden where you least want to look. Now ask yourself; why were you so curious about my cabinet? Are you a very conscientious person, adamant on leaving no stones unturned? Or have you not mastered your insecurities, and the fear of missing out is what's really driving you at this moment? Maybe you are simply hoping to get a laugh out of some unexpected one liner? Because I'll admit we both know I could kill the mood right now and tell you about how a depressed clown once attempted to lift his mood by eating bowls of confetti. What I'm getting at is, regardless of your motive here you have clearly demonstrated curiosity, and faith that the world holds surprises for those who take an honest look. While that can certainly be said about the world, it's even more true about your inner self. Now whether that is scary, insightful or encouraging depends entirely on how far you have made it on your personal growth journey. Life is made of many exams, most of which will present themselves to you more than once. Betrayal, joy, illness, adventure, treason, cooperation, purpose, loneliness, warmth, loyalty... Indeed, just like stories old and new, life has recurring themes when testing humans. The important part is not whether or not you pass each test, but that you show up, acknowledge your score and ponder how it can inform who you should become. From there, everything is there inside of you to help you find your own way. Who knows, the underlying meaning of The Messenger's story might even hit you eventually. But for now, let's get back to your adventure. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | ITT: Post a good idea and a bad idea. |
Darkraiomb 12/03/20 8:05:21 PM #12 | Good idea: watching Family Guy Bad idea: watching Bob's Burgers --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Post #7 is my new signature |
Darkraiomb 12/03/20 8:01:04 PM #18 | I Like Toast posted... nah, op is welchWho else agrees? --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | ITT: Post a good idea and a bad idea. |
Darkraiomb 12/02/20 11:51:37 PM #7 | Good idea: cancelling that Aqua teen crap. Bad idea: making that Aqua teen crap. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Post #7 is my new signature |
Darkraiomb 12/02/20 11:05:29 PM #17 | TBH, I thought I'd get post #6. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Post #7 is my new signature |
Darkraiomb 12/02/20 10:46:46 PM #14 | Simp posted... decided it would be rude not to credit youlol I deserve that. Can I please take it back and go with the cat pic? --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Post #7 is my new signature |
Darkraiomb 12/02/20 10:40:09 PM #7 | Can I take it back? --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Wikipedia is complaining again |
Darkraiomb 12/02/20 10:24:10 PM #54 | Tryhaptaward posted... Have you tried not giving a fuck? --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | ITT: I will answer 3 questions. |
Darkraiomb 12/02/20 10:10:27 PM #5 | DDirtyDastard posted... Thank you, come again. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | ITT: I will answer 3 questions. |
Darkraiomb 12/02/20 10:08:45 PM #3 | MarvAlbert posted... Who are you?
--- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | ITT: I will answer 3 questions. |
Darkraiomb 12/02/20 10:01:40 PM #1 | Ask me anything --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | If someone knocks on your door at 3am saying police, do you open? |
Darkraiomb 12/02/20 7:32:06 PM #12 | I ask them for the password. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Fill in the blank: I'm not racist, but ____ |
Darkraiomb 11/28/20 10:07:37 PM #1 | Let's see if anyone can make me laugh. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Christmas is one of my favourite times of year. How can people not love it? |
Darkraiomb 11/22/20 4:07:06 PM #31 | Because every Christmas, Krampus breaks into my house and spanks me, and calling 911 doesn't help. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Is this the US president? |
Darkraiomb 11/17/20 9:44:55 PM #1 | No, this is Trump. *hangs up* --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | NOBODY MOVE! I've taken the below poster hostage! |
Darkraiomb 11/16/20 4:39:39 PM #17 | Okay, here is my first demand: 50,000 karma! --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | NOBODY MOVE! I've taken the below poster hostage! |
Darkraiomb 11/15/20 11:10:49 PM #14 | Touch posted... Nice of you to assume I have a soulThen what the hell did I just suck?! --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | NOBODY MOVE! I've taken the below poster hostage! |
Darkraiomb 11/15/20 9:52:54 PM #7 | Crono99 posted... Imagine being so chill you actually fart when taken hostageHmm, maybe I should take poster #3 hostage instead. *steals Touch's soul* Okay, now that you know I'm serious! It's time to meet my demands! --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | NOBODY MOVE! I've taken the below poster hostage! |
Darkraiomb 11/15/20 9:49:48 PM #1 | You're going to do exactly what I say or I will steal their soul. Do you understand?! --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Christian RULES, where is my money? |
Darkraiomb 11/12/20 11:55:38 AM #143 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/922623-forsaken-fortress/79104889 --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Christian RULES, where is my money? |
Darkraiomb 11/12/20 11:36:42 AM #135 | ARE YOU THERE? Damn it --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Old memes you remember from classic GameFAQs days |
Darkraiomb 11/12/20 12:54:40 AM #112 | Wasn't on CE, but: *Toxic Orb *Needs more cannon --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Christian RULES, where is my money? |
Darkraiomb 11/11/20 8:48:52 PM #121 | Darkraiomb posted... Has anyone tried PMing him?Okay, fine, I'll do it. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Your computer is infected. |
Darkraiomb 11/10/20 11:22:48 PM #19 | Sent --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Your computer is infected. |
Darkraiomb 11/10/20 11:19:44 PM #17 | A virus. Shall I PM you details on what to do? --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Your computer is infected. |
Darkraiomb 11/10/20 11:17:19 PM #15 | uwnim posted... thx it worked No problem. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | What should be done with Trump supporters? |
Darkraiomb 11/10/20 11:16:55 PM #52 | I want to say stuff em in the cornucopia, but I doubt anyone will get the reference. In all seriousness, I say give them rehab. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Your computer is infected. |
Darkraiomb 11/08/20 8:29:03 PM #12 | Funkydog posted... pls fix quick. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] LastTomorrow posted... Okay I will give you all of my informationI PM'd you all telling you exactly what to do. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Your computer is infected. |
Darkraiomb 11/08/20 8:16:50 PM #5 | uwnim posted... Ok, pls fix.I sent you a PM telling you exactly what to do. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Your computer is infected. |
Darkraiomb 11/08/20 8:14:04 PM #1 | Please post here so I can fix it. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Christian RULES, where is my money? |
Darkraiomb 11/08/20 7:06:23 PM #82 | Autocraticus posted... PM?It means Private Message. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Christian RULES, where is my money? |
Darkraiomb 11/08/20 4:31:06 PM #80 | Has anyone tried PMing him? --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Things that Biden is; |
Darkraiomb 11/08/20 4:29:34 PM #12 | VonOrdelia posted... CommunistMy President is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star! --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | So what was Man Fan like before he died? |
Darkraiomb 11/05/20 2:32:04 PM #1 | What kind of person was he? --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | SEx!! |
Darkraiomb 11/02/20 7:44:54 PM #6 | CosmicShadows posted... Who?Joe Biden --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | SEx!! |
Darkraiomb 11/02/20 7:32:24 PM #4 | SEX --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | SEx!! |
Darkraiomb 11/02/20 7:15:02 PM #3 | Awakened_Link posted... Nah.But thou must! --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | SEx!! |
Darkraiomb 11/02/20 7:10:13 PM #1 | Now that I've got your attention, vote for Biden. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Whats your justification for fucking over minorities by voting for trump? |
Darkraiomb 11/01/20 8:54:06 PM #34 | Have you tried not giving a fu-- nope, can't say it this time. Trump is the worst, even for a troll. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Elephants are fucking amazing animals. Why tf people murder them? |
Darkraiomb 10/29/20 10:54:06 PM #13 | https://youtu.be/6u8f6pE69k0 Poacher's logic --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | What's sex? |
Darkraiomb 10/27/20 4:22:38 PM #24 | It's what happens when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | I saw The Simpsons and Family Guy episodes which were postponed. |
Darkraiomb 10/20/20 1:35:51 AM #15 | maniaxe613 posted... Louise Belcher is voiced by Kristen Schall, the only female voice actress in the family (Tina and Linda are voiced by men.)Yeah, I learned that from Trivia Murder Party. Still pathetic that it is the case. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | I saw The Simpsons and Family Guy episodes which were postponed. |
Darkraiomb 10/20/20 1:31:45 AM #13 | Medussa posted... Bob's Burgers. so, so obviously.https://youtu.be/Fqf7_MY1dNs?t=14 Bob's Burgers sucks. The acting is bad (except for that girl with the bunny ears, she's the only good thing about the show), the animation is bad, and the stories are bad. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | I've got a real problem.I've got all this money and I don't know what to do w/it |
Darkraiomb 10/20/20 12:26:20 AM #7 | IfGodCouldDie posted... Email it to me.How do you e-mail cash? CADE FOSTER posted... eat the money simple reallyThe money is covered in germs. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | I've got a real problem.I've got all this money and I don't know what to do w/it |
Darkraiomb 10/20/20 12:25:00 AM #1 | And I'm hungry. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | Live: President Trump returns to MAGA Florida |
Darkraiomb 10/16/20 7:46:15 PM #26 | Cookie Bag posted... Trolling is easy, doesn't require much brain.It's true, but I would never troll the way TC does. That would be mean. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
Topic | I was not going to vote, until I learned Trump was defunding Social Security... |
Darkraiomb 10/14/20 1:46:38 PM #11 | Chunkey Simmons posted... Have you thought about not posting the same thing in every threadI don't do it every thread, just ones that aren't worth giving a fuck. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake |
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