Lurker > guesswhomymomis

Cuz everyone's a winner as long as you have fun!


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To Zombocom

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No matter how much fiction tries, reality will always be weirder

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You actually have a unique style. I wanna commission (for free cause im covid poor and stimulus went to rent n groceries) a 2 hour MS paint work to see how that compares to your 50 minute one

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Cleaning the poop that is stuck to the toilet bowl by aiming your pee at it. Watching it fall off and making the bowl clean gives me a strange satisfaction. I'm sure most dudes are guilty of this.

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This is one thing I've always had an issue with in society.

I'm not a fighter (couldn't win a fight with a parked car). But since the person that gets physical will almost always be seen as the bad guy, that means you could go through life literally verbally abusing people and still live a happy, successful life. If you know how to take a punch, but never get physical yourself, couldn't you could go around running your mouth and if someone had enough of your insults/verbal abuse and knocks you out, you could probably successfully sue and charge them for assault?

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averagejoel posted...

I'm not even sure I believe in intelligence as a concept, let alone the idea that it can be measured and quantified in a way that would allow a definitive "most intelligent person" on this board

Probably best post in this topic imo. I don't really believe in a single quantifiable intelligence either. I knew people who couldn't spell words a 10 year old could but was amazing at calculus. I'm a fairly good writer, speller and have a psychology degree as well as a published research paper, and I couldn't do a 10th grade algebra question to save my life lol.

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As an intellectual, I begin all of my statements with "As an intellectual". I am seldom seen without a personalized, artisan-designed smoking pipe as all the intellectuals had. I am escorted from the majority of public places, with the feeble reasoning of "not allowed to smoke in the store". But I am cognizant of the reality of their intimidation by my intellect.

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s0nicfan posted...

Is that a Chocobo..

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The_Creep_2020 posted...

While I am not so vain as to assume that I am the most intelligent person upon this board, I suspect I rate in the top 10 at the very least.

Until my most recent career, I had resigned myself to be the most intelligent person in most rooms I could find myself in, aside from when I am at home. It has been a humbling experience indeed to work with people far more brilliant than Yours Truly.

That said, my intellect is but a single feeble birthday candle when compared to the incandescent bulbs that are my children. Of course, a distinct consequence of their halogen-like intensity is that they can become somewhat salty on occasion.

What's your career, if you don't mind me asking?

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FF1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRqf4j-RRxY

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final bump

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Nah, but I've been mistaken for a smoker many times

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Bump

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Bump. My IQ is actually almost in the triple digits

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I'd say I rank number 6593

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We don't get older we just get uglier

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Bumps

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We had an influx of students from India the final year of my university, and no one was more vocal about their dislike than the Chinese students. I've never even heard white people be so blatantly racist.

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Was there a... happy ending?

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Do you consider yourself above most of the human population?

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I'm single and probably would ...if i was single

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averagejoel posted...

there are people I know personally who have information that hasn't been officially released to the news outlets. the killer being dead wasn't what they were talking about.

dang so you know tons of information that hasn't even been released yet?

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averagejoel posted...

I'm not gonna give up too much personal information here, but I have a closer connection than that to several of the victims

averagejoel posted...

ah. I haven't really been keeping up with actual news about this; just from word of mouth

I would take what he says with a grain of salt imo

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23 now.. jesus

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twitterfriends posted...

I read on Reddit from posters who are friends RMCP. The man was a successful businessman and admired citizen. He had ex wife with kids and now is living in their home with a new boyfriend. This was a bitter domestic issue with kids a woman starting a new life without him which also led him to run ins with Nova Scotia police. He planned her murder and his ex and planned to frame local police with a police uniform and car, I guess somewhere down the line he figured he wasnt going to wait anymore (pandemic maybe) and went to kill his ex, pulled her and ex out of home and did execution style in the yard. Kids ran to neighbor and who came out and he killed that neighbor too, then he went into fake police car pulling people over and executing them (so terrifying) a RMCP rammed him and he shot in her chest immobilized her, he pulled her out and shot her point blank and stole her real police vehicle guns and gear too. Colleague recognized her vehicle moments later and confronted shooter and got shot too but survives shooting. He then steals a cilvilian car and ditches disguise and went to gas station where RMCP were but they didnt know because of his new disguise but he didnt shoot there he went to another gas station where he finally got recognized and he was arrested there

Sounds like revenge and dispute over house, money and kids custody that got crazier when cops took her side (as you can see why hes crazy) he took that resentment and planned to kill his ex and new boyfriend while framing the police but then just went all out for some reason (maybe because of the pandemic)

Daaamn how did that much info get put together wow

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19 dead now..

It's actually insanity. Houses and vehicles were blown up and burned down with propane tanks too.

No bump. This is horrible, stop making the world a worse place by informing more people of how deranged some individuals can be.

By that logic, every single high profile court case, serial killer documentary, and true crime story should be removed from public

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Bump

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Gafemage posted...

Some reports are saying 16 while others are saying 17.

I think it's 16 victims and 17 including him

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smoke_break posted...

Oh gosh, I'm glad she thinks us "blacks" are human too.
https://i.imgur.com/O9W2IX8.gif

She's the type that would apologize like "I'm not racist! I love black people just as much as regular people!"

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It's actually messed up because dude was known as an upstanding citizen. In 2014 he was on the news because he gave free dentures to a cancer patient who lost all their teeth. It's crazy how people can snap like that.

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Nova Scotian here. Dude was a denturist and made my mom's dentures a few years ago. That's crazy

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Vyrulisse posted...

Guess we found a pic of the TC.

No, but considering idiots here are laughing at that well-dressed man, perhaps I should take some fashion advice from him.

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LordRazziel posted...

Why are people laughing at this. He is dressed classy but yet he is mocked. Today's society is too idiotic to understand fashion. Men are fucking wearing feminine-tight-yet-droopy sweat pants.

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Damn_Underscore posted...

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

That is great. I think I will begin using that in everyday life.

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In case you're having trouble buying toilet paper. Enough pages to last a couple of weeks.

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Not a religious man but im positive i lost some of my soul seeing that

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Parappa09 posted...

919 chad: "i got picked on a lot at school, they said i was tiny, dorky and weird"

"I was bullied by everyone. Babies cry when they look at me. I was invisible to girls and the ones I approached cringed whenever I tried to even say hi.."



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31, had 1 removed, 3 remaining, but are all rotten with cavities.. strangely all my other teeth are in good health. (My school had shit health benefits and would cost me over 4000 to get the other teeth removed AFTER said benefits)

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Some no-name hipster millennial trying to imitate Silent Hill. Turned off after 2 minutes.

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Jokes on them, I don't even wipe!

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Rocks cannot cook. They are not alive. Even if they were alive, I would doubt that they would have the cognitive capacity to actually prepare a meal the same way humans do as even intelligent animals outside of humans do not have the capability to cook.

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I used to be worried, but then I woke up. OPEN YOUR EYES, PEOPLE.

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When you're taking a whizz and there are specks of poop on the toilet bowl, you instinctively aim at them to clean them off and get a weird satisfaction at seeing it fall off.

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Itellyawhatmanthosedangolmentodayataintlikemenanymorewiththeir "soy milk" dranksandgotdanggirlyyogaexercisestalkinboutbeinarealman

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