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Solidarity, brothers, sisters and gender neutral siblings!

never cross a picket line!

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NotYou posted...

incidentally, while it can't be proven for insufficient data, many speculate that those who know outnumber those who care

Never fear, my dear, when self-gratification becomes a competitive sport and such statistics are of import, I shall keep you in mind.

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NotYou posted...

why not just use starmieketone

Provenance.

Who was Starmieketone before he was Starmieketone?

There are those who know, yet shan't ever tell.

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I do not mind the one song he does.

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I recalled this song for the first time in years the other day. A true favourite, when I was 15.

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You are in good company, my dear boy. My two year old adores his macaronis

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A true sick burn [when he urinates]

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Well, that is what happens when an autocrat is Putin charge.

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SoundNetwork posted...

can you return them for a full refund

Unfortunately, they are past warranty. My go-to joke with them when they are being particularly obnoxious is that I shall return them to the factory for an exchange.

The other day, my son climbed into a large cardboard box and demanded to be taken back to the factory.

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Considering purges and pogroms are something of a national pastime, I am unsurprised.

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For the last four weeks, their daycare has been holding storytime sessions on Zoom. Today, this has been cancelled due to difficulties beyond our control.

I am reasonably sure that my children are said difficulties.

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I am sincerely glad the aspiring biker in the first image is not allowing himself to become intimidated by the female nurse one half his size. Stand firm, brave defender of liberty. Stand firm!

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This Anal Corrosion

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OpenShut posted...

That might be debatable. As awful and subhuman as Kim is, from everything I've read, his sister who would take over is much worse.

His sister sounds as though she may be intelligent and capable. Not, I suspect, qualities that would bode well for the rest of the world.

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Has his death been confirmed?

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Rick and Morty is great to watch after a few drinks on a Friday night, yet the fan base are exceedingly obnoxious.

The Fallout fan base was relatively obnoxious as well, prior to Fallout 3 (No Mutants Allowed, anyone?)

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Is that an exceedingly rotund echidna?

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a-c-a-b posted...

Homebix

Now, this is amusing.

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Socialist?

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I am sure that sex offenders the world over shall be heartened to know that you have their welfare in mind.

I suppose the victims of any recidivist will be glad to know that they were just collateral damage in the struggle to prevent sex offenders from catching the virus.

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Have you considered cognitive behavioural therapy?

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Shall we release all other sex offenders too, my dear boy?

Who, then, shall be to blame if they reoffend?

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Misogyny-related gatekeeping, I suspect.

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My dear boy, you seem quite upset. Please request a hug from someone you live with.

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A turgid, busy mess. Rogue One was far more entertaining.

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Wii_Shaker posted...

Ah yes, the PS3/ Xbox360 game.

The Wii and does not use the same script.

There is also a remastered version on PC (and perhaps other consoles). It is an exceptionally entertaining (if not good) game.

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He would have been an extremely stable genius second-hand car salesman. Or alternately, in prison for fraud.

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This would create a brave new world of arousal-induced diarrhoea.

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Wii_Shaker posted...

"I have a modest proposal. We could just kill everybody on the Forbes Billionaires list..."

Considering the first sentence references Swifts satirical essay wherein he suggests poor people use their children as livestock, it would be safe to assume she is speaking satirically.

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Well, my dear boy, perhaps this is the Universes way to suggest you remove Instagram stalking from your list of hobbies.

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That poor girl.

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Iran. Iran so far away. I couldnt get away.

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A cheap source of unskilled labour. The working class suffers from increased unemployment and the knowledge that even after death, they are still the slaves of the captains of industry.

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Thanks for the mammaries, Current Events

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Somewhat absurd virtue signalling.

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Why is the current trend for vocals to sound as if one is a computer with faulty text to speech software?

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My children. Shant be posting a screenshot.

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The23rdMagus posted...

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Dianoga

While physically hermaphroditic, dianoga could choose to identify as female, diangous (the most common gender), or male. The matingprocess involved partners exchanging eggs with one another.[1]

It warms the cockles of my heart that somewhere, sometime, someone decided they would make identity politics for tentacled horrors that live in refuse and sewage canon.

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Haloumi is a god amongst foodstuffs. If you have not accepted Haloumi into your life and worship its very existence, your life has no meaning.

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FratMilkyHolme posted...

They're going to start gangs and war with each other like the monkeys and rats
https://globalnews.ca/news/6689881/monkey-gangs-thailand-coronavirus/amp/
https://apple.news/AQ6sRdqQpRqmQ29wQXPBLZA

I loathe and abhor crab eating macaques. A troupe of them ate my shoe, once.

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I tend to shave once or twice a week.

I have exceedingly sensitive skin and have found that the scruffiness of a few days growth to be far more aesthetically acceptable than the nigh permanent rash that shaving regularly causes.

Besides, stubble makes me appear suitably rakish and my wife prefers the bestubbled look.

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Anyone who dislikes limp handshakes.

I distrust anyone who places some peculiar importance in handshakes. I tend to make a point of offering a reasonably gentle, perfunctory handshake, since reasonable people do not care about these things and reactions to a gentle handshake is a good way of gauging someones personality.


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