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I don't know but I was on Mirtazipine about 10 years ago after someone close died, and I lost ALL libido, like couldn't even get a rise for myself never mind my partner at the time. Was like an overripe banana down there.

I soon dropped that shit, a few days later I was back to normal. I've vowed never to take any mind tampering nerd meds since. Well, not prescription ones anyway, I'm OK with the after market stuff I've tested many times

I couldn't pick up syphilis in a bath full of Victorian dildos.

Seeing him in Cuckoos nest, it's hard to disagree. He does unhinged so well it's not hard to imagine he actually is a little bit.

Damn_Underscore posted...

imagine cleaning a fleshlight though

It's a bit easier than cleaning a woman, getting them upside down can be a bit tricky.

17.

I'm not great at mathes.

I already am.

But you can't teach stupid, those that don't care won't care ever until they or someone they love suffers. That old, it's happening to everyone but I'll be OK mentality that morons have.

Damn_Underscore posted...

Cool thing about being a woman is that it's so much easier to pleasure yourself than if you're a guy

You've obviously not heard of fleshlights yet?

I'd recommend any man to get one and try it at least once, even if they're married. About as close to a good BJ as you'll get without getting a proper BJ.

I got it for 7 a few years ago, absolute gem of a game. Got a good 20 hours out of it. I never finished it but I really enjoyed it til it got a bit old and I couldn't be bothered with that village hall thing and all the quests for the jelly things.

Go find a Birch tree, take the bark off and then run a flat blade down the white inside.

Seriously, I'm not shitting you - pun intended - if you've ever been in the forces (or Scouts) or lived rurully you'd know this trick, it's as soft as any toilet roll.

Well at least when people on here say go fuck yourself, you actually could.

Was thinking something similar myself the other day, but more how memorable old adverts are, and how modern ones are so bland and forgettable in comparison.

Thinking about it, most of the ones I remember most vividly had their own unique themes. 'Mr Soft' for Softmints, 'Do the Shake and Vac' for a stupid carpet deodorant, 'Secret lemonade drinker' for R Whites, and the absolute silliest of all, 'Kia Ora' for a cordial drink. Seriously, check that last one out, it's pure 80s bizarreness, some kid telling Crows they can't have any of his drink cos it's too orangey for them

And then there's 'Um Bongo' for fruit juice, another batshit LSD advert.

Best ever though was a radio advert for double glazing, about the 3 little pigs, it's on YouTube, Coldseal Windows 3 little pigs, even now 20 years later I can hear the lines "bacon buttie" and "sausage sandwich" from when the wolf blows down the windows that aren't double glazed. Now that's proper advertising, remembering a radio ad after two decades. https://youtu.be/qRhlzX_KT4s

Edit - added the 3 little pigs.

IShall_Run_Amok posted...

I laughed. Good job.

Ni, good Sir.

Oh what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "passed away" at will to old ladies.

The gun version of Crocodile Dundees, that's not a knife!

Top 5 easily. One of very few singers ever that's given me goosebumps listening to, Stevie Wonder is another. Such a shame how things went for her.

I had one crowd me into a corner at a nightclub once, telling me off for bailing on her best mate after I was meant to take her home.

Proper scared I was, be OK if it was a bloke, I could swing my way out, but a woman? I couldn't do anything but stand there and take it. She was definitely the Villain that night.

Ended up chatting to her on FB about 10 years later and laughing about it. I'm pretty sure she was chatting me up by the end but the fear was still there

I eat Mayo with almost everything savoury.

My name is Mayo deserves hate though. So does Simon Mayo, the old git.

Did they ask if you like scary movies?

I think the worst thing is his/her name sounds like the noise I made when I did the cinnamon challenge.

I'll pass, MW2 was a steaming sack of cack the first time round, was the beginning of the end for Cod for many years til WW2 slightly turned it round. Just got a third shitty MW after, some shittier Blops and even shittier space marine games.

It's just a flesh wound!

Go early or be disappointed.

Bear in mind they'll have a lot of stock squirreled away for staff too, I know someone that works at supermarket type place without frozen food, and they've got loads of rolls, wipes, soap, sanitiser etc put aside for staff to buy.

So get there early, or become friendly with someone on the tills.

Same with smartphones, you can buy one at 800 and it seems a few weeks later something comes along and makes it seem underpowered.

Unless you bought an iPhone, then you're always years behind anyway until Apple "invent" the stuff that was in an Android 2 years prior.

Broseph_Stalin posted...

I think you got your exchange rate mixed up, $25 million is a little more than 17 pence.

No shit Sherlock, I think you've got examples mixed up, 17 pence to me is like $25m to multibillionaire Zuckerberg, ie, it's a drop in the Ocean, I wouldn't miss 17p, he won't miss $25m. Have you any idea how much money he has? Or how much a 1 billion is? Here's a little help, if he only had 1 billion, he could spend $25m ten times today, and he'd still have another 30 $25m's left in his 1 billion, and he's got about 18 of those 1 billions, so he's got about 720 $25m's. He's given one away leaving 719. He'll make that back in about 5 weeks.

So yeah, generous to the naked eye, but to him it's peanuts. I applaud him for doing it anyway, but he won't miss it anymore than I'd miss my 17p.

I'll wait til some billionaire gives half their fortune away, then I'll be impressed.

I made some last week. Costs pennies to make a still, then it's just a mash, yeast, water and sugar. The sanitiser was a byproduct though, I was making some Xmas booze.

You can either use it to clean, to disinfect, or just drink it - that's the reason I made a still after all lol. The first two pints or so aren't drinkable unless you keep on distilling over and over which isn't worth the hassle, but they make perfect hand sanitiser.

If anyone fancies a try, there's tons of make your own still vids on YouTube - you basically only need oil drums, copper pipe and a silicone tubing. And Survival Russia has a few good moonshine making vids. Might pass some time during lockdown.

Get the Thomas mod, nobody on earth can be spooked by being chased by a blue tank engine.

It's generous, but also like me donating 17 pence. It's barely an afterthought to him.

It's a heck of a lot better than PSG though, a football club owned by the Arabs, they pay one single player 700,000 a week, and spent a whopping 250 million on another player, they kindly donated a whole 100k to the cause. Basically what they pay Neymar, per day.

It's at times like that you're better off not bothering, it's like walking up to a disheveled homeless man and giving him a penny.

GOATSLAYER posted...

Spectacular Spider-Man
People Just Do Nothing
The Ratchet & Clank games

Peanut Dust...

Coming in your families mouths.

No idea of her name, I've only ever seen her in one porno, but she's probably the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I remember thinking the first time I saw her, man she's too pretty to be in porn.

Wish I could post a pic, she makes those above look like 3am specials.

Filmwise, Withnail and I, Dawn of the dead, Lost Boys and any of the Jay and Silent Bob appearing movies always take me out the world for a few hours, can watch them over and over.

Books, I love a Clive Cussler, cheesy as a tramps bellend but they're pure escapism.

Shows, I love watching old comedy, Red Dwarf, Alan Partridge, Only fools and Horses, Fast show, The mighty Boosh, Frasier, IT crowd, League of gentlemen etc.

None of that takes it too seriously or requires much thinking, just pure escapism and joviality.

You could have learned all this earlier if you'd watched Revenge of the Nerds or watched Nancy's speech to Dustin at the school dance in season 2 of ST

Jocks have their best time of life at high school and college, after that it's nearly always downhill. The Nerds come good after they've finished education.

I was inbetween at school, quite nerdy but also sporty and popular with girls, a Nerck perhaps? Most of the Nerds I went to school with are doing well now, most of the Jocks aren't.

And strangely nearly all the shallow, pretty girls from back then have turned into fat heifers, and most of the plain bookworms have blossomed into really fine women.

Not all, but definitely the majority of all the groups.

This graph is worrying, if you're one of the countries that hasn't got any dark bits yet (I'm in one.)

And look at the US, it went flying into the black.

Yep. I played it in normal mode first and wasn't scared once. Played it in VR and spent most the game terrified.

What doesn't translate in flatscreen mode is how dainty and petite Mia is, she's really tiny and delicate in VR, really reminded me of a short, dark curly haired lass I used to go out with, which was weird as I didn't get that at all playing in flatscreen mode.

Everyone needs to play it in VR mode, it's a whole other level.

Not sure, I had no idea who she was when I watched Cpt Marvel, and I was so bored after about 45 mins I gave up. I've never liked Jude Law so that didn't help, but it was a very boring film. I managed to get through Wonder Womans boring start but CM was another level of banal.

People didn't seem to mind Robert Downey JR being Iron Man, and he was pretty disliked beforehand due to his general bellendery, he's well loved now though so I don't think it's all down to Brie. With a better film I doubt anyone would have cared who played the part.

Nope. People walking around aimlessly in groups, bikes and cars still flying around as always, shops filled with people buying beer and not food or bog roll.

I live right next to a working class area, not to generalise but a lot people in the surrounding vicinity (not my road particularly) are what you'd kindly describe as a bit intellectually lacking, and it's what I've noticed when out and about. Those I'd deem as a bit stupid, don't seem to take any notice, they either don't think they're in danger, or they just don't care.

What really pisses me off is seeing groups of kids under say, 11 or so, put your own life at risk by all means, but don't let your children out there ffs. I get they'll be going stir crazy but it's grounds for social service involvement in my opinion. Some parents don't deserve kids - they just don't seem to give a feck. I've always thought that though, some of the things I've seen and heard would make the kiddy catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang weep.

On Facebook?

It's the same wherever you go in life mate, nobody very rarely do people like to be proven wrong. If someone is humble enough to hold their hands up and say yeah I was wrong, my bad, they're good people, keep them around.

The ones that's REALLY get arsey, watch them, they're the ones that end up in cells for beating their partners or setting fire to Squirrels.

All memes are cringey. Some are hilarious with it though. Sometimes you've gotta love some cringe

True.

People also don't realise just how good Led Zep were at both jazz and blues. They just think hard rock and Stairway.

Sabbath are one of my all time faves though, the first riff I learnt when I got my guitar was Iron Man.

E7 E10 E10 E12 E12, E15 E14 E15 E14 E15 E14, E12 E12 E10 E10. I can still remember it despite not playing it that basic way for many a year

England - Piers Morgan. Can't stand watching the pompous wanker any longer than 2 seconds, if he's on the screen at any time, I'm either looking for the remote or pressing it already.

A few of the riffs in it sound very 70s Black Sabbath. If I'd heard that and not seen the name I'd have thought it was some Sabbath demo sans Ozzy.

Fuck Konami.

Born different.....

All the Brosnan ones sucked. Gave rise to possibly the best licenced game ever though.

Bond went downhill rapidly after Dalton - even though he was a pretty crap Bond, the films themselves were pretty good, cracking theme tunes too, another thing that turned to shit after Brosnan came along, shite like Sam Smith, Madonna, Adele and that homeless looking mumbling bird that's done the new one.

So catchy if it came out of Wuhan we'd all be worried.

The Mandalorian if you're into Star Wars.

I watched Lady and the Tramp first was the only Disney cartoon I liked as a kid.

Probably being worked on for next gen now. Looks interesting though, gave me a first person Bloodborne vibe.