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TopicThink about the last game you played...
Heartomaton
07/16/20 7:14:36 AM
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World of Warcraft.

I'll die, but death is no big deal.

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TopicChoose which one you're going to cuddle with every night [1][2][3][4][5][6]
Heartomaton
07/16/20 7:13:04 AM
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1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 = 21.

So [21].

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TopicHave you ever heard of New York's "Island of the Dead?"
Heartomaton
07/16/20 4:01:03 AM
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Heart Island?! My hom- Oh. Hart Island. Phooey.



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TopicWhat do you think of prostitution??
Heartomaton
07/16/20 3:38:14 AM
#17
DrizztLink posted...
...that's a stupidly good deal

Turns out prostitutes are like cars and hi-end electronics. You can find deals if you look around.

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TopicWhat do you think of prostitution??
Heartomaton
07/16/20 2:57:39 AM
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R1masher posted...
They should lower the prices


I got the "Girlfriend package". 24 hours for $250. Good deal, if you ask me.

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TopicWhat do you think of prostitution??
Heartomaton
07/16/20 2:54:13 AM
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I ask this as someone who recently hired a prostitute and was very satisfied with the results.

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TopicI feel like the word cool as slang never went away.
Heartomaton
07/15/20 5:12:05 PM
#2
Because it's cool.

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TopicHow far off are you from where you imagined yourself as a child?
Heartomaton
07/15/20 4:35:22 PM
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I wish I ciukd go back in time and tell little-me that he's going to turn into a massively depressed, emotionally unstable failure.

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TopicEarlWallingford is SUSPENDED!
Heartomaton
07/15/20 4:26:39 PM
#2
Good.

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TopicRemember pogs?
Heartomaton
07/15/20 4:26:19 PM
#1
Lemme get my slammer.

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TopicAirfresh is WARNED
Heartomaton
07/15/20 4:21:19 PM
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But... But he was so fresh!

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TopicThis spoke to me so I had to share it to CE
Heartomaton
07/15/20 4:07:31 PM
#2
My Little Pony and Regular Show?

Talk about a sandwich of trash.

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Topicmore Ben Shapiro memes
Heartomaton
07/15/20 1:09:30 AM
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His facial structure is weird.

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Topicpooped with bathroom door open. cat saw me poop, and he poop on the floor
Heartomaton
07/14/20 7:37:35 PM
#2
"Get fucked, scrublord." - Cat, probably.

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TopicKill insects the humane way.
Heartomaton
07/14/20 12:31:04 AM
#2
Fuck that. Torture the bugs.

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TopicOne of my favorite Whose Line moments
Heartomaton
07/13/20 11:48:36 PM
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My absolute favorite Whose Line moment was when Colin broke Ryan's composure and actually made him laugh so hard that it frustrated him.

https://youtu.be/wBzwv057GPs

...is what I mean.

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TopicOne of my favorite Whose Line moments
Heartomaton
07/13/20 11:42:57 PM
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My absolute favorite Whose Line moment was when Colin broke Ryan's composure and actually made him laugh so hard that it frustrated him.

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TopicGrant Imahara, of Mythbusters, passes away at 49
Heartomaton
07/13/20 11:35:28 PM
#3
Well that sucks.

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TopicFor ones who don't want kids, are you excited to be the fun drunk Uncle/Aunt?
Heartomaton
07/13/20 4:04:16 PM
#23
Nope. If my loser brother ends up having any snot nosed little brats, I will be staying far away from them, just like I do with him.

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TopicDo you have or want kids?
Heartomaton
07/13/20 3:18:09 PM
#19
I would rather die.

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TopicThe Redskins are being renamed. Now rename Cell arc Gohan
Heartomaton
07/13/20 4:30:51 AM
#7
You have a pathetic gimmick.

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TopicIf Amber Heard pooped the bed, she'd be Amber Turd.
Heartomaton
07/13/20 1:05:21 AM
#3
If she was a dictionary, she'd be Amber Word.

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TopicSo are we getting Stimulus Package 2: Electric Boogaloo, or...?
Heartomaton
07/12/20 10:21:19 PM
#15
monkmith posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boogaloo_movement

Oh.

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TopicSo are we getting Stimulus Package 2: Electric Boogaloo, or...?
Heartomaton
07/12/20 9:54:05 PM
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divot1338 posted...
It really steams my clams that the alt right appropriated the word boogaloo.

I'm not alt right. :l

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TopicSo are we getting Stimulus Package 2: Electric Boogaloo, or...?
Heartomaton
07/12/20 9:08:23 PM
#1
I'd like some more money.

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TopicWhat are tits?
Heartomaton
07/12/20 7:15:56 PM
#4
Amazing.

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TopicDrop trou and dump ass.
Heartomaton
07/12/20 5:20:17 PM
#3
Smackems posted...
Soon enough

No, now.

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TopicDrop trou and dump ass.
Heartomaton
07/12/20 4:54:02 PM
#1
Right now.

I don't care where you are or what you're doing.

You shit right now.

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TopicYou're adopted.
Heartomaton
07/12/20 4:15:29 PM
#1
Now get out.

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Topicquick, post the last image you downloaded
Heartomaton
07/12/20 3:38:28 PM
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TopicITT: The cutest thing you will ever see.
Heartomaton
07/12/20 2:55:14 PM
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TopicI bought 7 games. Now I'm out of money.
Heartomaton
07/12/20 11:58:19 AM
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Wii games? :o

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TopicWhy can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?
Heartomaton
07/12/20 11:57:15 AM
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davyheinz posted...
Is the joke supposed to be the p is silent or something?

Precisely.

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TopicWhy can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?
Heartomaton
07/12/20 11:53:24 AM
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Because pterodactyls are extinct, you goon.

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TopicThis topic is a trap.
Heartomaton
07/12/20 11:49:15 AM
#1
Hello there.

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TopicI've soiled myself.
Heartomaton
07/12/20 8:41:25 AM
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Error1355 posted...
*gets a firehose*

get to the backyard now

Clean harder daddy.

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TopicAbby wants help putting things up her bump.
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07/12/20 8:40:10 AM
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TopicI've soiled myself.
Heartomaton
07/12/20 8:38:15 AM
#5
Alucard188 posted...
https://www.amazon.ca/Pampers-Disposable-Diapers-Super-Packaging/dp/B00FMWX7J2

I'm afraid that it's much too late for that.

Mistere Man posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lPJ9J-6vDw

Get back here. Assist me.

ASSist me.

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TopicI've soiled myself.
Heartomaton
07/12/20 8:33:11 AM
#1
I require your assistance.

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TopicYour neighbor ate your dog.
Heartomaton
07/11/20 3:34:27 PM
#1
Reaction?

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TopicYour neighbor ate your cat.
Heartomaton
07/11/20 3:04:51 PM
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Thoughts?

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TopicHere. Have a nice, cool glass of...
Heartomaton
07/11/20 12:25:12 AM
#8
Jabodie posted...
*pulls out legally owned concealed carry, sporting proper trigger discipline until I'm sure I intend to kill*

"I said give me a sip!"

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No.

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TopicMan rate my tonight's dinner
Heartomaton
07/11/20 12:24:02 AM
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More meat. Less Vegy.

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TopicHere. Have a nice, cool glass of...
Heartomaton
07/11/20 12:06:52 AM
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...not your fuckin' beverage, bruh.

*Walks away. Drinking.*

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TopicShe says "if you can't keep up with me, I'm not getting naked for you"
Heartomaton
07/10/20 11:52:46 PM
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"My neck is as thick as one of your hips. Fuck outta here with that fragile shit."

Only nicer.

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Topiccan anyone explain to me why my shower squeals after i shower?
Heartomaton
07/10/20 11:47:41 PM
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It's hungry. It needs food.

Time for the wafflestomp.

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TopicHave you tried being vegan?
Heartomaton
07/10/20 3:48:59 PM
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Why would I?

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