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TopicWhat is a game you enjoyed as a kid that is embarrassing to tell people now?
Hambo the Hog
07/18/20 12:18:22 AM
#2
Billy Hatcher is rad though. And it had some legitimately challenging missions too.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicHow would you improve FF8 while leaving the premise largely unaltered? *spoilers
Hambo the Hog
07/14/20 12:09:43 PM
#29
Either get rid of level scaling or at least make it benefit the player more than the enemies. It's absurd that leveling up essentially makes you weaker. Having to end every random encounter with Card and trying not to kill anything with normal attacks is annoying.

Also work on pacing with the plot. Slip in more hints about GF-linked amnesia and give a reason for the connection. I actually did see the little mention of the GF memory loss theory during my first playthrough and I still thought the reveal later on was stupid. They all suddenly remember their shared childhood and it doesn't change a thing about their relationships with each other, their use of GFs, or their goals.

Also that romance between Squall and Rinoa was forced as hell. Squall hates her guts until the very moment that she becomes the most important thing in the world to him. Either have him come around and open up gradually or just pair him up with Zell instead.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDo you normally wear any jewelry?
Hambo the Hog
07/14/20 4:11:27 AM
#13
I have one pierced ear, so I usually have some stud in that. I also have a ring, a bracelet, and necklaces, but don't often have an occasion to wear any of them. They'd be impractical or dangerous for work and I don't go out much for social purposes (especially now lol).

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhen someone says "All Lives Matter".
Hambo the Hog
07/08/20 6:54:32 PM
#10
Drug_Smoker posted...
What value are the spiders hanging out outside my house provide? Or the ones that choose to invade my private space and come inside. They are not helping the ecosystem. They are helping my boot collect dead spiders.
It's either the spiders you have now or 100 times as many bugs. Though you may prefer to deal with the bugs yourself rather than the spiders. I know I'd prefer tons of rodents to the snakes that I occasionally see around.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhen someone says "All Lives Matter".
Hambo the Hog
07/08/20 6:44:58 PM
#6
Spiders eat shit that we need gone, so yeah, they matter to the ecosystem. Then again, you could say the same thing about snakes and I'd keep screaming that the world would be better off without those creepy little murder noodles.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicSolid Snake, Liquid Snake... Gas Snake, Plasma Snake?
Hambo the Hog
07/07/20 2:40:43 AM
#5
Naked Snake
Sunday Best Snake
Business Casual Snake

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhen watching nature shows do you usually root for the prey animal to escape?
Hambo the Hog
07/03/20 6:56:40 PM
#14
Depends on whose life cycle the documentary is covering. And also whether the prey animal is cute.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicReminder: Mulan is the only Disney Princess to murder her antagonist.
Hambo the Hog
07/03/20 11:15:31 AM
#20
Wasn't it Mushu that dealt the finishing blow with the explosives? Mulan just pinned him down.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topichydration is fucking insane
Hambo the Hog
07/01/20 8:47:43 PM
#5
Water makes me cough. That's why I only drink diet soda.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicy'all by abs are totally gone
Hambo the Hog
06/27/20 5:16:13 PM
#6
Pics of abs and lack of abs.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWould a voyeur enjoy watching an exhibitionist?
Hambo the Hog
06/21/20 7:59:09 PM
#7
Josiah_Is_Back posted...
Sure.
It seems like that makes it not voyeurism then. If the exhibitionist were generally okay with being seen but was unaware they were being watched, it would probably be different.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWould a voyeur enjoy watching an exhibitionist?
Hambo the Hog
06/21/20 7:26:51 PM
#4
Does the exhibitionist know they're being watched in this instance?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicAmazon sort price: low to high
Hambo the Hog
06/19/20 5:43:11 PM
#2
Also 1 cent items with $40 shipping.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIs the cartoon Pinky and the Brain supposed to be a parody executive meddling?
Hambo the Hog
06/19/20 12:23:09 PM
#2
You mean specifically the "The same thing we do every night; try to take over the world!" thing? Or was there more to it that I don't remember?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicstarting tomorrow, i can meet up with up to 9 other friends
Hambo the Hog
06/17/20 4:04:48 AM
#4
Where are we supposed to find 9 whole friends? I could gather maybe 3.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicAre gym clothes attractive to you?
Hambo the Hog
06/11/20 10:51:52 PM
#15
Meh. At least athletic wear tends to show off guys' arms. When dudes wear basketball shorts with otherwise nonathletic outfits though it's not great.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWas it really hot by where you were today?
Hambo the Hog
06/10/20 6:38:08 PM
#13
It's 100F here. The perfect temperature.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI have a dishwasher. I've never used it.
Hambo the Hog
06/03/20 3:20:46 PM
#4
Why would you not use it unless it's broken or not very effective?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI always forget that Samuel L Jackson is in Jurassic Park
Hambo the Hog
06/02/20 10:04:02 PM
#4
It is a weirdly small role. He sits at a computer being an administrative nerd for a few scenes, then he becomes a severed arm.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicSega's massive announcement is...a Game Gear Mini.
Hambo the Hog
06/02/20 9:53:08 PM
#5
Was this the announcement people were expecting to be Sonic Adventure remasters?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicAbout to hatch a Pokemon egg before sleep. Choose where I hatch it.
Hambo the Hog
06/02/20 12:22:03 AM
#2
Towns > numbers

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topic"You can always put on more layers!"
Hambo the Hog
05/27/20 7:24:59 PM
#39
I agree with both points in the OP, especially the second. Being in uncomfortably cold weather is painful, while being in uncomfortably hot weather is just kinda aggravating. Obviously there are limits in both directions, but "too cold for me" sucks way more than "too hot for me".

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI have a newfound love for choosing "refuse" in JRPGs
Hambo the Hog
05/27/20 12:02:57 PM
#6
MC_BatCommander posted...
"will you take on this quest?"

-Yes
-No

*choose no*

"come on stop messing around!"

"will you take on this quest?"
-Yes
-No
*chooses no 76 times in a row*
*chooses yes*

"Oh thank you! You are truly a hero for the ages!"

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicATTN: CJayC.
Hambo the Hog
05/26/20 12:12:33 AM
#4
Do you think he shitposts here with an alt?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicITT: I post doodles I made at work
Hambo the Hog
05/23/20 1:22:09 PM
#160
Ahaha, that's a good one. Much derp. You really know how to make an endearing character and I love your varied line thickness.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicITT: I post doodles I made at work
Hambo the Hog
05/19/20 2:37:40 PM
#97
Pus_N_Pecans posted...
Done! And thanks!
Too cute. I love it.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicITT: I post doodles I made at work
Hambo the Hog
05/19/20 1:03:52 PM
#84
Dude, stop already. Your doodles are too damn charming. But if you must continue, draw a happy palm tree?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicITT: I post doodles I made at work
Hambo the Hog
05/18/20 11:08:50 PM
#75
Pus_N_Pecans posted...
I ended up drawing a pig instead because Gordie does nothing for me, and his name reminds me of that Babe knockoff.
omg I'm love him

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPokemon Update: I bought a Scyther from the Game Corner! ^_^
Hambo the Hog
05/18/20 1:02:15 PM
#6
GallisOTK posted...
Nobody counts HM slaves as part of a run
Well they should.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPokemon Update: I bought a Scyther from the Game Corner! ^_^
Hambo the Hog
05/18/20 12:58:34 PM
#4
*all bug plus squirtle, you liar.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhy does paper beat rock anyway?
Hambo the Hog
05/18/20 5:06:55 AM
#21
You're right, the game is too nonsensical. Let's all just agree to start using Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle instead.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicKurse all SeeDs
Hambo the Hog
05/18/20 4:58:48 AM
#5
jumi posted...
What even is "time compression?"
She grab time at each end and she squish.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicSo this is what the poker tables are gonna look like soon huh?
Hambo the Hog
05/17/20 12:43:16 PM
#7
*sneezes into hands*
*puts on mask and enters casino*
*touches cards*

GG Florida.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicBicycle pronunciation
Hambo the Hog
05/17/20 12:36:48 PM
#8
I wanna say English isn't super big on stressing multiple syllables consecutively like that. It's easier to downgrade "cycle" than to sing out "bye sai" in a little ol' word like that.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI need 45 gold nuggets to solve my gambling addiction in Pokemon.
Hambo the Hog
05/17/20 12:17:17 PM
#5
Git lucky scrub.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI think I'm going to try Kingdom Hearts
Hambo the Hog
05/16/20 6:34:14 PM
#3
Disappointment, eventually.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicrate my face
Hambo the Hog
05/16/20 12:28:52 PM
#8
Would bang/10

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPoll: What social media sites need to die?
Hambo the Hog
05/16/20 11:39:52 AM
#5
All except Myspace since it's effectively dead already.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhat is the explanation behind this image?
Hambo the Hog
05/16/20 3:35:20 AM
#4
He's grrgl, what is there to explain?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhat do you think about people wearing GLASSES??
Hambo the Hog
05/16/20 2:58:37 AM
#5
teepan95 posted...
Hot for everyone else
Ugly for me
I voted hot for both, but honestly where's this option, TC?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicJust got a blank check from GOD.
Hambo the Hog
05/15/20 6:07:32 PM
#9
DK9292 posted...
Write "$n+1000.01 where n = the amount of money one second ago".
Get rekt, Jeff Bozos.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicLMFAO - Party Rock Anthem But It's Time by Hans Zimmer
Hambo the Hog
05/15/20 5:59:39 PM
#2
Damn what a bop.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicJust got a blank check from GOD.
Hambo the Hog
05/15/20 5:50:40 PM
#6
Zikten posted...
one cent more than the total worth of Jeff Bezos, the richest man in the world. just to fuck with him
Doesn't he get like a thousand bucks richer every second? By the time you tried to dunk on him, he'd already have more than you.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDont want summer to come :(
Hambo the Hog
05/15/20 4:09:49 PM
#12
I love it when it gets to the 100s every day here, but that's only cuz it's a dry heat until the monsoon hits.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicStaraptor or Noctowl
Hambo the Hog
05/15/20 4:07:08 PM
#3
Noctowl but that's probably the filthy gen2er in me talking.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicITT: I post doodles I made at work
Hambo the Hog
05/15/20 4:03:07 PM
#7
These are weirdly cute. I dig the style.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicLets be real, trump would destroy any other president in a fight besides teddy
Hambo the Hog
05/14/20 9:54:12 PM
#3
He dodged the draft out of mercy for the other side.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
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