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death is the outcome

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I choose food

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MC_BatCommander posted...

Do they ever explain why the dragon balls can't heal Goku's heart? Just a random thought

Dragon balls can't prevent natural death. Though I don't get the rules around 'natural' death. Whether you get physically beaten to death or your immune system is attacked shouldn't be any different. Something is attacking you, just in a different way.

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NeonOctopus posted...

Nah, more like flu but with kaioken x 4

That's way underselling it. This sounds like a Super Flu God Super Flu.

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DuranOfForcena posted...

actually water itself isn't wet. water makes solid materials wet when it adheres to the solid material.

No that's not the definition. Wet means to have something covered in water, it doesn't have to be solid. Water molecules are always connected to and covered in more water molecules unless taken out unnaturally by humans. Therefore, Water is wet because every single bit of it is covered in itself. Bong.

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There are quarantines in other areas and plenty of people are old or have health problems, or may not be old enough to have a strong enough immune system. It's very noteworthy I'd say even if you yourself aren't in danger of dying.

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I would help them and then proceed to jerk off over it in private. Pretty boring I know.

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Wow!

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Tsukasa1891 posted...

But they put it back together. Then Piccolo blew it up again because he was scared of the evil monkey men coming out at night.

Unfortunately this doesn't stop Vegeta from creating a Power ball to simulate the moon and become a giant monkey man anyway.

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Do I get the new deadly strain or the weak one?

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I'm pretty sure it was just too dangerous or expensive to keep going there. We went to the moon more than once, like six times with astronauts.

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Push them all away and simultaneously become a demon and proclaim that "You can hurt me, but you should never hurt a girl" with epic music playing in the background!

does that sound epic guys

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FoldingProjects posted...

Goku saved Mr. Satan of all people lol

And why didn't Vegeta grab anyone then yelled at Goku for only bringing Satan? Both of them were being bitches.

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Christian RULES posted...

I'm asian and some thug on the train was racist and told me it was "my people's" fault for spreading the virus. I told him its his fault for the spread of HIV because he keeps licking many assholes.

I'm not convinced you post on CE yet you thought of that comeback on the spot.

I'm asian too btw. Smaller state I live in. No racism at all because people know me and it's wrong to assume every asian is a recent Chinese immigrant.

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It was a crossover between Bill Nye and Spongebob in our world. It was 2D spongebob not the CGI shit. I'm in Bill Nye's perspective and he meets this hot rich girl at her house and bill wants to borrow her cream or something or perhaps he wants deodorant cause he smells idk. She says sure go in my pool it's in there. Bill(Or me I guess) goes in the pool with swim trunks on and I kinda forget about the cream but I meet Bulk and Skull from the original Power Rangers and we all just have fun and shenanigans in the pool. At some point I wake up from a nap in the dream and discover that my swim trunks are gone. Whoops. I see that Bulk has my swimming trunks and I chase after him telling him to give it back. He says "No stop it's funny it's mine now". Skull has joined me for at last he is no longer submissive to Bulk.

Suddenly the Patrick creatures come into play! The big patrick fish eats Bulk and a patrick boat with a patrick on it says in its PERFECT PATRICK voice: "Hey you get any food? We're kinda starving." The Patrick boat then chimes in "Or we'll disappear!". He says this in a rather upbeat tone before sailing away. Then Mr. Krabs rolls up on a boat and tells me and Skull about how Spongebob was working on a dam and then he got sad for some reason and broke it with his tears. Goddamnit season 6 Spongebob.

I tend to remember a lot of dreams in greater detail than most, but this one was the weirdest and most elaborate.

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Solid Sonic posted...

More like someone is shitposting mocking the Nintendofan culture.

A lot of the people in there take it seriously though so it might as well be an actual thread.

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That's what happens on 4chan. They're going crazy.

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Maybe. Maybe the enemy of your enemy is your enemy too. It depends.

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bknight posted...

Sucks to be an Asian girl right now, no one will eat them out.

Unless they recently moved into the country asian people aren't anymore likely to have the virus than anyone else.

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Hated how Gohan became a weak shrimp with no muscle mass after Buu saga in the Frieza revival arc. Going super saiyan almost kills him here after a few months at best of no training. Compared to 7 years of no training before the Buu arc where yes he was weaker than before but simultaneously still a chiseled chad.

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MLP, Sonic, Zootopia, Pokemon, Isabelle from Animal Crossing, the amount definitely isn't getting lower.

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Maan why do viruses exist? Why? They just hurt people there's no point to them :(

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Can I invent music? Like I'll just start making a beat outta nowhere and then everybody around me will become entranced and discover the power of music just like in Disney.

Holy crap Disney movies won't have music anymore. That's weird.

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Kitt posted...

Seems like it. What sucks is I think I'm actually coming down with some kind of cold and I have a feeling that people would flip their lids if I told them.
Can't even cough or sneeze without getting funny looks.

stay away from me dude I'm not getting no cahoonee virus today.

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lol no. Put some frosting and sprinkles on it and I might consider though

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UnfairRepresent posted...

what about disabled people?

Same priority as pregnant woman, I guess. Pregnant woman have a child to take care of and they at least have a shot at living with working limbs but the baby might kick at the wrong time or something and down they go. My best shot for surviving is hoping there aren't too many pregnant woman, children, or wheelchair people on board to survive in order to appease my moral compass.

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discodancer77 posted...

Lmao @ the mental gymnastics in this topic

Tell me that cows wouldn't eat you if they were carnivores. Tell me with a straight face. You can't.

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Children take priority because they may not know how to swim. Followed by pregnant women, and then it's everyone for themselves.

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Good for health, delicious, they would eat you if they could, etc

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I think men just don't care about being manly at all these days. The typical definition of manly is mocked and people don't feel like they have to conform to that if they don't wanna.

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Fast. I usually gotta do something. In general I just like eating fast because I'm usually super hungry the entire day. I don't quite care about savoring it when I've already been starved. I should stop and find a middle ground.

Sucks when you get the hiccups though. Half the time I catch myself when I start feeling the food slowing down in my chest before it happens but when I don't then they are INTENSE hiccups.

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A lil bit. One of the people I hang with recently came down with Nausea. Large coughing fits too. He's been throwing up for a few days now. He probably has a fever of some sort. Not saying it's the new virus but suspicions are high at this kind of time is all lol.

I think it'll lead to a lockdown here in America for some period of time at least. Good amount of us will live though. I don't think it'll lead to some post apocalyptic world like 4chan hypes it up to be.

Apparently it's real bad in Italy and they've been leakin.

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Jabodie posted...

I've gone back and checked and he's in mid-low tier for most 7.0.0 tier lists.

I don't know what you're looking at but that's only a lil bit higher than low anyway. The core flaws with his character were not fixed. For the most part they just made marginally helpful damage and knockback changes.

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MeIon Bread posted...

How many different Marios are there in the game, anyway? Just Dr Mario and Vanilla Mario? Link has something like 4 different versions.

Yeah just those. There's been a push for Paper Mario but that's it.

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Jabodie posted...

Pretty good, generally considered a worse Mario which lands him in high tier. Mario is considered top tier by many, and Marios have been putting up good results in tournament lately.

Absolute lies. He's considered low-bottom tier by every tier list I've ever seen.
He's slow, has little combos and his recovery is cumbersome and lacks distance. He's Mario without what makes Mario so good. He's fun for his beefy attacks though. My win rate with him ain't half bad if I do say so myself.

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TheMikh posted...

AI is the next step of emergence in the universe

quarks to atoms, atoms to molecules, molecules to organic compounds, organic compounds to self-replicating unicellular organisms, unicellular organisms to multicellular organisms, multicellular organisms to complex multicellular organisms, complex multicellular organisms to sentient life, sentient life to sapient life, and sapient life creates AI which upon accomplishing self-replication and iterative improvement supersedes sapient life

genetic enhancements might help us for a while, but at the end of the day consciousness and evolutionary biology are setbacks and/or evolve far too slowly

Or how about we just don't give our AI human minds with the slightest potential for free will because that doesn't really help us at all and there are so many apocalyptic movies about that exact scenario?

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ok sweety

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He can't help his 30 year old boomer reflexes

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I'm placing my bets on Dante. I think there could also be one more fighter not in the pass. Or this could be just Sakurai's Let's Play channel again.

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YokoGeri posted...

how does a woman lose her uh, fun spot?

Crushed beyond repair in the impact

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It's like Pork but a little tougher or something. I remember some old Japanese pervert in his young days killed a woman and ate her. He mentioned the breasts as greasy, the ass melted on his mouth like raw tuna and the thighs were 'wonderful' for your information.

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