Lurker > 1234Life

RedJackson posted...

Like Gandalf and co.? >_>

I'll take it! My older brother was gettin' eloped today so I dressed up for the Zoom call he hosted

I was making an Office reference. Look it up.

RedJackson posted...

You resemble a Tolkien character.

Youre welcome

DeroIin posted...

Just hum the note. Why you white people want to say the word so badly

If its a lyric Im not gonna sugarcoat it. Ive used the word in karaoke numerous times and none of the black people in the bar ever bat an eye. Its all about context.

I want my son back!

Were all fucked. Just have to accept our new unhealthy world.

If I had a penny for every time I was banned Id probably have at least a quarter.

This is your second poll about soda vs alcohol. Whats up wit dat?!

A lady calling a random elementary school-aged child a fat boy today would make national headlines.

Smashingpmkns posted...

Also Cash covered Hurt, not NIN.

I was making a joke but it seems like a lot of people believe that it was an original Cash song

Pancake posted...

oh, i do. are you talented at anything? i figure someone far-removed from the concept would have difficulty seeing it.

Im sorry for insulting the humpback whale. Didnt realize you felt so strongly about endangered species.

The only cover that is better than the original is NINs cover of Hurt.

Pancake posted...

talent

If you say so

God-fearing Christians love Donald Trump though, who does the complete opposite of this.

People actually eat white rice? Weird.

The real question is why is this beached whale famous?

ssj3vegeta_ posted...

Eww gross no

Youre missing out, brah.

Id bury my face in that thing and live there forever.

I remember when I liked the Killers before discovering good music. To be young and naive.

Corona, brah.

My friends delicious booty

hyperpowder posted...

FF7R is the best FF since the original 7. So R-2

Im assuming those are the only two FF games youve played?

Joenage posted...

No

*1234Life walks away dejected*

w8

i mean Ill luv u 69eva!!!

dats more den 3x 4eva!

The virus sent the murder hornets after him. Theyre in cahoots with each other!

E32005 posted...

why didnt the female cop pull that thug off the innocent citizen?

The cop obviously has a backward way of thinking. He probably would have struck her too.

Thank god there was no dog around. Im sure the poor little fella would have got some too.

I just wanna grab a handful of that and squeeze it in my hand. So satisfying.

Joenage posted...

lol wanna b ma bf??

will u luv me 4eva?

Like a decade ago. Glad I manned the fuck up since then.

Lies. That would violate HIPAA.

Remember drinking fuzzy navels with your bros with our shirts off? Those were the days.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

One night a boy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on.

A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note.

At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."

Im guessing only 19 people in your country were tested.

I liked Dino Crisis more than Resident Evil.

*holds up flame shield*

I think people should play the original regardless. I like the remake, but the original is a masterpiece.

Im feeling personally attacked.

...Im probably not a good person though

I wore a blue t-shirt to FYE once and a some random douche asked me if there was a certain DVD in stock.

I can be your therapist.

*stares at you intently with my legs crossed waiting for you to speak*

I wish the original had as much filler as the remake.

She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever and he said no. She then asked him if he would cry if she were to walk away, and once again he said no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy grabbed her arm and said Not pretty, youre beautiful. I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldnt cry if you walked away...Id die...

I rather go in through the back door if Im back there.

rodu_jr posted...

Why did he let it get away? Should have mounted it's head on a toothpick as a sign that it's on

Oh it is on like Genghis Khan wearing Sean John in Bhutan!

Practice over video chat.

Who knew Adele was capable of being attractive

TC created a paradox.

Spider-Man: Far From Home

Its been a hot minute since Ive been to the movies I guess.