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ZeroX91 posted...

Italians pretending to be Greeks...so white/mediterainan.

See also: trampling upon Etruscans.

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Captain_Qwark posted...

How does the person feel pleasure after the transition?

Or I guess I wonder how it feels in comparison to penis stimulation pre-op

Well, I suspect there was a very real reason the topic creator mentions taking the highway to the danger zone.

However, I sincerely hope that in the eventual post-COVID environment, more work is done on creating pleasurable hot pockets for the M-T-F trans community.

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And that was at birth

Now, that Lily Allen was a bit of sump'in sump'in, was she not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qa28ZrHPcc

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HannibalBarca3 posted...

What revolution in military strategy?

My dear boy, tell me, how are your lolephants?

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monkmith posted...

you act like being a fake greek makes them less intelligent. i call them fake greeks because they subsumed the greek lifestyle and religion and propped it up as their own, which is what they did with a lot of the stuff they conquered.

Well "fake" implies a certain inferiority, at the very least.

In any other implication, I agree wholeheartedly. However, the Romans furthered the technical arts greatly. Oh, so very greatly. However, they entirely ignored the epistemological arts.

Lol, get it? lol

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Shotgunnova posted...

Nice. I bet I have some Stechkins and a NOC list.

No dice, my dear boy. You must suppress unpatriotic consumption of turnips.

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I4NRulez posted...

Nope, I've been approached by mtf people on like tinder and stuff. It's just not my thing. I have no issues with them and all the trans people I've met in the world are really cool. I really have no issues with them or who has sex with them. Its not a secretive hatred of trans people thing

I'm honestly just curious. What would happen if someone wanted to say press charges in that situation.

They would, in all likelihood, be laughed out of court.

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Flockaveli posted...

Can I get this in English please?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg

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The Timberwolf mech is my spirit animal.

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Please note: Jim Cummings (a.k.a Winnie The Pooh) has been accused of sexual assault.

Thanks, Cancel Culture.

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monkmith posted...

fake greeks, and a whole bunch of races they enslaved/conquered.

"Fake Greeks" who, entirely by accident, revolutionised engineering and military strategy.

Meanwhile, in Greece: *Intense Omphaloskepsis*

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Wish me luck, Current Events, my ten year old self has finally come home.

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Well, they certainly were not Romani, unless ye laik dags.*

*Editor's note: I have Romani ancestors.


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I4NRulez posted...

Sex under false pretenses is rape. If a man lies about who he is and has sex with a woman it can be counted as rape. This topic was about sex, not about a long term relationship.

Also, I said in my post that I wasnt referring to his situation that I was offering a hypothetical

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

In the past, have you come come across (or upon) a lady who may not have been born as such?

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DevsBro posted...

So you only have one nostril?

Three, if you count the rather disturbing pore upon its tip with an exceedingly rugose follicle projecting from it.

Honestly, what is with that? One reaches one's thirties and suddenly heretofore suppressed wombat genes are expressed?

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Personally, if I were to do the same again, I would invite all my friends, regardless of gender.

That said, my best man (being one of my oldest friends, and of a similar mindset) understood my needs for a stag's party to the utmost.

We purchased beers and hired a boat. Then, we sailed into the harbour and chewed the fat for hours. Then we came back.

Perfection.

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CreepySmile posted...

Akshually the person I replaced as an asocial prick who never did anything
So I'm pretty much fucking amazing.

Oh, I can sing from the same hymn sheet. The sole reason I am in my current role is that I spent some time working as a temporary employee to replace someone who allowed a minor customer support responsibility to become their nine to five. After two weeks in the role I codified the customer support procedures and developed an FAQ. I then began assisting with basic analytics and eventually ended up with a permanent role and a salary 40k higher than the one I began with.

Meanwhile, the person I was filling in for is no longer employed, having been made redundant (essentially, because they allowed a minor customer support responsibility become their nine to five)

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This is why everyone in a real job loathes the IT department

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I completely agree. We have raised our children to essentially do whatever they wish, as long as they are not harming other people.

Personally, I blame the other children at daycare. Just as I blame them (well, one in particular) for my daughter learning the phrases you ruined my ****ing life and Im going to lock you in the ****ing boot and drive off a cliff.

I wish I was joking

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Well, the real question is, will there be a bum rush to be the pink ranger?

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DarkFists posted...

Nice, no reason to tell him no in such a situation

The real question: Wig, or no wig?

Those were our thoughts entirely. Amusingly, the only member of our household to believe in gendered toys, colours or clothing is my daughter. She went into conniptions at my son when he wanted to wear her pink t-shirt. Her mind was absolutely blown when I showed her my favourite t-shirt from my early 20s, which is a lurid pink, with diagonal black sprayed slashes across it, and sutured stitching.

No wig, although he has been known to wander about the house in his Spider-Man costume and my daughters Elsa wig

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He looked utterly adorable

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What about Chappaquiddick?

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Well, my dear boy, the question you must ask yourself is whether or not you would wish to continue a relationship with her.

If yes, then you should tell her so, and explain that while her trans status is not a barrier, it was still an unexpected shock.

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What on earth should I do with it?

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Well, there are plenty of chromosomally female women I am not attracted to, does that make me a misogynist?

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All else got the pith?

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Shotgunnova posted...

Bestow monikers unto me, comrade.

Mikhail Olegovic Dunnikyn

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Nacen posted...

get on with it

Isambard Killinger Bukowski

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BuckVanHammer posted...

in this topic

Jaeaiaden Spelt

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Christian RULES posted...

do me do me

Arsenio Fitzdrossraker

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BlazinBlue88 posted...

The Switch version is really random/not based on skill outside of the minigames so she might legit whoop you in it. That's the only version of Mario Party my little brother in law can beat me at.

Then it is perfect for my daughter. She is very much her father and mothers daughter, and is used to excelling at most things she tries her hand at. A certain appreciation of Dame Fortunas fickle favour will work wonders, I suspect

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Field Commander Cohendiment

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Southernfatman posted...

Not enough racism, but pretty close.

I was about to reply with something in a similar vein.

Considering his mother used to dress him in his deceased, syphilitic fathers clothes, I am not surprised his fiction came out rather wonky.

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cavalierking posted...

for a really nice pair in the perfect wash and/or with perfect distressing, $400~500

They would need to have excessive PTSD for that price.

I would only pay that price for boots, personally.

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None? Oh well. The great naming shall cease m.

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SSJGrimReaper posted...

Just take the L tc

she's saving even more vicious insults for mario party

I am horrified. We have Mario Party for the Switch, so she may very well let loose sometime soob

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Personally, I would like to know the nature of the bartering. Was it a simple batter or beer batter?

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Cobra1010 posted...

About a hundred quid. I like stuff from G-Star Raw but i dont like it when they act like you're gonna steal their jeans. You have to ask a staff member to select the jeans for you and then they take it to the fitting rooms for u.

But with that said, most of my jeans are just 30-40.

I suspect this should tell you everything you need to know about their usual clientele.

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I sincerely hope that some of their insurance money is spent on providing the Wombles with better accomodation

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$120AUD, at an absolute maximum.

The man maketh the jeans, after all.

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rexcrk posted...

I dont see what one has to do with the other.

Never mind, my dear boy, never mind...

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Turbam posted...

Is there a catch?

No catch, although you are 2/7 of the way to unlocking the Snow White Sleeper achievement

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deupd_u posted...

I just wish I could find a conservative hottie like Lauren Southern or Tomi Lahren

You could always inveigle a sample of William F Buckleys DNA and ask a South Korean genetics lab to genetically modify you a She-Buckley

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My dear boy, is she able to sense the gentle pressure of earbuds resting against the satiny, sumptuous folds of your outer ear?

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iPhone_7 posted...

They have gigantic grasshopper insects over there. Evacuate the country & burn it with fire.

Fire wont make a lick of difference as they are weta than youd like and can withstand freezing.

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MedeaLysistrata posted...

That sounds modern

Additionally, they must be a Louise and/or Thelma

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Shant

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MedeaLysistrata posted...

How are they postmodern

They are wet and wild. They have also choked on Marlboro lights

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