Lurker > KCF0107

I'm still sending out PMs (I forgot how long these took to type up), but I wanted to remind people that you can go over the salary cap throughout the offseason. I only force users to be under the cap once I begin to sim the preseason.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Xuxon posted...

long enough ago that i had no idea what this topic was referring to until i searched it

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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Signing Your UFAs Rules

1. I will PM everyone their UFAs and the slash line (length/total/signing bonus) of their desired deal. I will also include and isolate any players who are either holding out or hate your team to where they will only sign with you if you place the franchise tag on them.

2. You will PM me back with the following format (using two players from my team as an example)

Re-signing:
HB Bernard Pierce - 5 / $10.6 mil / $1.80 mil
or
HB Bernard Pierce - 3 year default

Franchise Tag:
Nobody

Not re-signing:
HB Ahmad Bradshaw

The deadline for signing your UFAs will be Saturday, February 29th at 9 PM ET
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Unrestricted Free Agents (AKA Signing Your Remaining Free Agents)

Any player of yours whose contract expired and was not part of the previous event will be included here. This is an extremely straightforward event. You either sign or you do not sign players, Those you do stay on your team, those who don't enter the free agent pool.

When you receive the PM with your slash lines, remember that those are not the deals you have to sign them to. With a few exceptions that I will lay out, you can sign anyone (pending the age/max length rule) to deals 1-7 years in length. If you wish to give a player a custom offer, I might be available to do live signings the new few days. Otherwise, we can bounce PMs off of each other for a while (remember that there is a deadline though and delay in response could be a day or longer). If you wish to offer someone a deal of a different length but do no want to bother with the financials, you can merely say you want to give X player the default deal for Y years.

There are only two wrinkles for this event. One is that a few players might hold out for better deals. I can confirm that two users have a holdout. What happens is that I will isolate them in the PM and tell you their base deal. If you elect not to sign them, they will stay on your team without playing a down for you until you trade them, release them, or give into their contract demands. Keep in mind that any guaranteed money still left on their contract (annual bonus) is transferred over to the new contract.

The second wrinkle is that some players hate your team to where they will only sign via the franchise tag, which is a one year deal that pays them the average of the Top 5 salaries at their position or 120% of what they made last season, whichever is higher. I will isolate those players and also tell you how much money that comes out to as of this moment. The franchise tag has rarely been used, so while I am not expecting anyone will use it, you never know.

For those who don't remember, the age/max length rule is that you can't sign a player to a longer contract if it will take them past their age-34 season. You can however sign a player through their age-34 season if it was already included in their default contract. For example, if a 33-year-old player asks for a 3 year contract, you can sign him to that deal because it was part of the default deal. You cannot sign them to a 4+ year contract though.

Also remember that sign-and-trades are not allowed. Players signed to 1 year contracts are ineligible to be traded (RFAs signed via tenders are exempt from this rule). Players signed to multi-year contracts are ineligible to be traded until Week 9 of the regular season.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Monthly Progress
Tacoma -
Crystalis - paper
OneShot - Ark

Nominations
Ark - Hyper Light Drifter, Kentucky Route Zero
KCF - Aragami, Hitman (2016)
Paul - Lost Kingdoms II

MZero Voting
SMRPG - Paul, Ark, MMX, Cody
Mana - Crispy

Fake Voting
Ys - NFUN
Mercenaries - Ark

Drawing in about a week
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Ori Time
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

I beat this back in September. Very good game!
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

https://www.fanatical.com/en/bundle/killer-bundle-12?v=2232

Crystalis, as part of the SNK 40th Anniversary Collection, is part of a bundle for Steam via Fanatical for $4.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

No, about a week before I started AI, I ran a poll asking what game to do a playthrough topic for on my birthday. AI won over V3
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

This is not set in stone, but it is likely that the draft will be taking place on March 6-8
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Based on names alone, I can only recall Fyre Festival and Pharma Bro.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

I do a different special theme each year. Birthday is this years, so it wouldn't have happened next year, if I am still running this.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

To Do:
- Update Spreadsheet
- Add Hall of Fame inductees to wiki
- Start UFA
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

RFA Results

Bears sign Colts DT Dan Williams to a 4 year deal. The Colts have elected to match

Patriots sign Washington CB Casey Hayward to a 5 year deal. Washington has elected not to match, and they will receive the Pats 2nd round pick.

Giants sign Broncos CB Kevin Hodges to a 5 year deal. The Broncos have elected not to match and receive the Giants 3rd round pick.

The 49ers sign Pumpkins WR Brandin Cooks to a 3 year deal. The Pumpkins have elected to match.

The Panthers sign Browns C Mike Pouncey to a 3 year deal. The Browns have elected to match.

Broncos sign Dolphins WR Tavon Austin to a 3 year deal. The Dolphins have elected not to match and receive the Broncos 3rd round pick.

Rams sign Dolphins DE Cassius Marsh to a 4 year deal. The Dolphins have elected not to match and receive the Rams 2nd round pick.

Vikings sign Dolphins C Weston Richburg to a 3 or 4 year deal, I forget. The Dolphins have elected not to match and receive the Vikings' 1st and 3rd round picks.

Lightning sign Raiders QB Blake Bortles to a 4 year deal. The Raiders have elected not to match and receive the Lightning's 2nd round pick.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

RFA Phase 3 has ended
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

I got to Disc 4 in Lost Odyssey only to be victim to a common problem in Disc 4 being unreadable. After like six or so years, Microsoft offered the digital version for free. I downloaded it, and reloaded my save. I had no idea what my objective was or where to go, and I didn't have the desire to start over.

It wasn't anything special anyway. The best part was the dream short stories, which of course is not something you want to say about a video game.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

The only video game movie that I've seen that I've legitimately enjoyed is Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. The only video game-based movie that I've seen since then is Tomb Raider.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

I do see one thing cut off at the end of the DR1 playthrough, and that is part of my character rankings.

1. Sayaka, 2. Aoi

There's also various unviewable spoiler tags, mostly by others discussing parts of the game that I wasn't at yet.

All of DR2 character rankings didn't make it.

1. Mahiru
2. Kaz
3. Hajime
4. Ibuki
5. Nagito
6. "Byakuya"
7. Fuyu
8. Chiaki
9. Peko
10. Neko
11. Akane
12. Sonia
13. Gundham
14. Monokuma
15. Hiyoko
16. Mikan
17. Usami/Monomi
18. Teru
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B041re3wZYDgaUpnUWpERnVHVUU - DR1

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B041re3wZYDgV2Z3SXNON3l1MUU - DR2

I haven't actually checked up on these to know if everything's there, but I assume all the important stuff is.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

"Emergency" Voting

It is FakeAccounts birthday tomorrow, but it is obviously too late to include it for this month. They chose March among the available months, prompting me to do the vote now. I apologize for the hastiness.

Ys I: Ancient Ys Vanished (PC/iOS/WII/DS/PS2/PSP/NES/plenty of obscure systems)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/223810/Ys_I__II_Chronicles/

vs

Mercenaries Saga: Will of the White Lions (???/Switch)
https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/mercenaries-saga-chronicles-switch/

Ys is the first game in a long line of action-RPGs

Mercenaries Saga is a tactical RPG in the same vein as Tactics Ogre and Final Fantasy Tactics. The product page in the link above says it was available on consoles for the first time with the Switch, but I cannot find what it came out on prior.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

So did this end up being crazy after I left? I explicitly tried my best to manipulate this for full chaos. There were like 15-20 users remaining and all with four or fewer health left when I left.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

I can remember to do so when I get on my laptop. Ytterbium took screenshots and archived Danganronpa 1 and 2 in Google Drive.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Without Uncut Gems there to make it a debate, Hollywood easily.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Hurt INCEPTION
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

I hope to begin UFA tomorrow, but there's a possibility it will start Tuesday
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Okay, I will for sure begin OneShot today.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Or maybe it is a timestamp as I look at things closer. Well, Dp lasted 20:40 and was eliminated at 05:40 ET (14:40 Qatar time), so if you let me know which one before the edit window disappears, I can deal with it. I am putting in how long he lasted as a placeholder.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Oh, I think I get it. It is how long each user lasted in the rumble and not an actual time stamp of sorts.

Let me get on that, but Hurt Inviso first
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

X7 Maniac64 - 4 (Nee, MZero, INCEPTION, Bane, Scare, Solio, KCF, Dp, illu, Wigs)
#9 ZeroSignal - 4 (INCEPTION, Poka, Bane, Boko, Shad, XIII, Chris, Wigs, INCEPTION, CPU)
#10 davidponte - 4 (KCF, Scare, INCEPTION, Zazi, Maniac, Maniac, Chris, Nee, Inviso, CPU)
#12 Pokalicious - 5 (MZero, INCEPTION, Scare, KCF, Bane, Wigs, PrinceKaro, KCF, CPU)
X13 ++IHateThisCPU - 5 (KCF, Nee, Nick, Bane, Dp, INCEPTION, Dp, Scare, Bane, Wigs)
#14 Inviso - 5 (KCF, david, MZero, gravy, Chris, Emerald, INCEPTION, Dp)
#16 Whiskey Nick - 4 (Steiner, FFD, KCF, Nee, FFD, FFD, FFD, Scare)
X17 +Jukkie - 2 (Dp, Chris, Poka, INCEPTION, Dp, PrinceKaro, Emerald, CPU, Scare, XIII, Scare)
#20 Apollo_Phoenix - 4 (INCEPTION, Bane, Chris, KCF, Scare, Comm, Nick, Nee)
X21 +XIII_Rocks - 4 (illum, FFD, Nee, KCF, FFD, FFD, Nee, Chris)
#24 Dante - 4 (Dp, KCF, Poka, Nee, Dp, Dp, KCF)
X25 +Emerald - 4 (Scare, Nee, illuminatus, KCF, Inviso, KCF, KCF, INCEPTION)
X26 +++Chris - 4 (Bossman, Bane, Bane, ZeroSignal, PrinceKaro, XIII, PrinceKaro, Zazi, Wigs, GTM)
X27 +INCEPTION - 5 (Zazi, KCF, david, Dp, Stifled, Solio, Dp)
#29 Tombolo - 4 (KCF, Dp, Poka, Bane, Dp, KCF, INCEPTION)
#30 Solio - 5 (Nee, KCF, INCEPTION, Shad, PrinceKaro, KCF)
X31 +ScareChan - 4 (Bane, Nee, MZero, Emerald, Dp, GTM, Wigs)
X34 +KCF - 4 (Stifled, MZero, INCEPTION, FFD, Bane, Inviso, CPU)
X35 +StifledSilence - 2 (Zazi, KCF, INCEPTION, Boko, Nee, XIII, Boko, Wigs, CPU)

ELIMINATED

#2 illuminatusbubu (XIII_rocks, 9:31)
#4 ZaziGuado (INCEPTION, 11:33)
#18 Bossman_Coolguy (ScareChan, 6:40)
#23 eddv (CPU, 4:35)
#3 FFD (Steiner, 14:56)
#15 Chichiri (Chris, 9:45)
#32 ExThaNemesis (MZero, 3:10)
#33 Aecioo (Emerald, 3:09)
#28 Boko (Stifled, 6:21)
#11 +Steiner (Chris, 15:43)
#5 ctesjbuvf (Jukkie, 20:45)
#6 mcflubbin (DpOblivion, 20:57)
#1 GTM (Chris, 23:21)
#8 Mzero (Wigs, 22:34)
#22 Wigs (CPU, 16:32)
#19 +DpOblivion (KCF, ??:??)
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Okay, so looking at previous timestamps for when other users were eliminated, I have no idea what the time figure next to eliminated users actually represents.

The below post should otherwise be up-to-date based on the previous update. I cannot verify accuracy from events prior to the previous update.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

If someone else is doing an update ATM, they should speak up because I will try and do it. I got to figure out to make I get symbols right and also the exact time someone was eliminated.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

I guess it is time to move on to users at 5 right now

Hurt dante
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

I'm going to use my double hurt on Dp.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Hurt Emerald to make everyone 5-below
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Who has 6 left...

Hurt solio
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Judy
Mike
Kenway
Bob
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Hurt uh Tom
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

MajinZidane posted...

DP should have +1, I never hurt him.

He also hurt me twice in back to back entries, but only one got counted cuz his vote for me went on himself lol

Someone else probably did harm him, and your name is simply a mix up
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Now everyone is between 3-6
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Hurt Emerald
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Let's get some of these 7s down

Hurt Poka
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Hurt Wigs
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Hurt Dp
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

LordoftheMorons posted...

Aibas bug fascination was great!

Unless I completely missed something, she said basically the same line in the same tone with a different insect name like ten times.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

I don't know why my edits turned into completely new posts!
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Perhaps tiers are a better route

Great
1. Aiba
2. Boss

Good.
3. Saito
4. Date/Falco

Above Average
5. Receptionist
6. Bodyguards
7. Hitomi

Average
8. Mizuki
9. Kagami
10. Sejima
11. Taxi Driver
12. Pewter

Below Average
13. Iris
14. Moma
15. Mama
16. Rohan
17. Mermaid
18. Yakuza A
19. Takero
20. Manaka
21. Yakuza B
22. Nurse
23. Renju

Terrible
24. Ota
25. Mayumi
26. Shoko
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Because they were entertaining when exposing their dumb and silly sides. Was there a particular bodyguard you were thinking of? They all looked and acted the same to me.

Also, I thinking you are conflating their ranking with me thinking they're great characters. I mentioned this in my post-game analysis, but I found the cast to be disappointing and specifically said there were few quality characters. Hell, I called #7 sort of generic!
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

I assume that Aiba first and Shoko last are the consensus opinion, but I expect everything between isn't.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

Full Rankings
1. Aiba
2. Boss
3. Saito
4. Date/Falco
5. Receptionist
6. Bodyguards
7. Hitomi
8. Mizuki
9. Kagami
10. Sejima
11. Taxi Driver
12. Pewter
13. Iris
14. Moma
15. Mama
16. Rohan
17. Mermaid
18. Yakuza A
19. Takero
20. Manaka
21. Yakuza B
22. Nurse
23. Renju
24. Ota
25. Mayumi
26. Shoko
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu

1. Aiba

It is kind of funny that a character in a plot-heavy game who you could pretty much cut out of the game and little would change ends up as my favorite. Her role is basically just a plot device that helps a mediocre detective like Date solve a mystery in a week and also save the day when all hope is lost. Given Mizuki could enter somniums, I don't think it is necessary for Aiba to be the one who you control in somniums. I'm sure they provided an explanation, but I just don't remember.

Anyway. she's fantastic. Between her idiosyncrasies (aside from her fascination with bugs that goes nowhere), dumb bits when entering a somnium, ridiculous appearance (both forms), and her often antogonistic and unsympathetic demeanor toward Date, she rarely failed to be entertaining, and she was there A LOT.

The moment she fed me the line, "Look at this hot magnum. I could ventilate some crooks with this thing" with a completely serious tone, she had a stranglehold on the top spot (let's ignore that there were only like three characters at that point) that she would never be in danger of letting go.
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
If you smell what the rock is cooking he's cooking crap - ertyu