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TopicAre the Marines supposed to be elite?
bladegash
05/22/20 8:13:42 AM
#33
codey posted...
I'll take the chair force joke if you actually served, but otherwise fuck off

Firstly you gonna take the fuckin joke no matter who says it because you aint even serving by joining the chair force

Secondly yea I was an elite marine

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TopicAre the Marines supposed to be elite?
bladegash
05/22/20 8:02:35 AM
#29
codey posted...
Back in 08 when I was getting ready to enlist in the chair force



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Topichave you ever seen the NUDES of another CEuser?
bladegash
05/19/20 10:13:06 PM
#64
I've seen some of the chain PMs

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TopicDa above poster is now your permanent lab partner for da semester
bladegash
05/19/20 7:03:26 PM
#2
Fail

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TopicPitbull is a better rapper than Eminem.
bladegash
05/17/20 6:37:15 PM
#17
CuzahmWINNIWINNIWINNIWiNniWinniwinni

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Topicdon jr is accusing biden of being a pedophile
bladegash
05/17/20 4:53:51 PM
#19
Don Jr serving TC with cold hard facts.

Tell us how it feels to choke down those hard to swallow pills of truth.

Tell us how it feels to watch the younglings get sniffed.

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TopicHoly shit anyone remember BOXXY?
bladegash
05/14/20 7:23:33 PM
#19
Thought we was talking bout the gfaqs user boxxy.

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TopicSkyrim's beating Dark Souls???
bladegash
05/10/20 1:56:55 AM
#48
Newbie Skyrim player:
"Fuck I can't leave this goblet in this cave. Let me overencumberedly creep back to whiterun"
*5 hours later*
"OH FUCK A GIANT.... Fuck... When did I last save?"

Newbie Souls Player:
You died. You died. You died. You died. You died. You died. You died. You died. You died....
"Fuck this game. Fucking bullshit I just wasted that ember. WTF NO I PRESSED DODGE. YES, finally I mastered the first encountered mob. This game finna be EZPZ lol" *gets invaded* "i hate this fucking game"

Skyrim vet:
*Scrolls through 864gb of mods*
"pretty sure its the realistic rain mod that's conflicting with my gigantasaurus boobs mod and causing my game to crash.
*deinstalls rain mod*

Souls vet:
"Time to ruin a kids life"
*pops red eye orb*



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TopicTo Clarify: SHOULD A Man Ask A Woman He's Dating, To Have Sex?
bladegash
05/08/20 10:07:38 AM
#29
My wife never asks... Swear I'll be playing video games and she'll slither over to me, wrap her leathery claws around the johnson and force me to try and have headset conversations while I receive an unwarranted mouthparty.

Shit gets a little old when I'm deep in a raid sesh.

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Topichot take: doggy style is so overrated
bladegash
05/08/20 9:51:42 AM
#42
69 and the forbidden X

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TopicExtremely ghetto chick or extremely country chick
bladegash
05/02/20 1:09:43 AM
#35
.... No big tiddy goth chick?

If we could drop the meth addiction and air force ones, id easily bone both... At the same time even.

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TopicHave you been wearing a mask?
bladegash
05/02/20 12:57:31 AM
#7
Yea, we all got a couple of respirators and some of the stupid hook to your ear cloth masks at work. I don't have to wear them, but I like walking around wearing the respirator feeling like Darth Vader so I keep it on anyways.

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TopicI only buy CLOTHING made by USA companies
bladegash
04/26/20 7:24:42 PM
#2
I support China by buying Chinese food.

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TopicThe last good mainline Final Fantasy game was...
bladegash
04/20/20 10:27:54 PM
#63
When final fantasy went from knights, wizards, thieves and priests to some whack modern-futuristic k-pop culture adventures.

When they traded in armor and shield for short sleeved trench coats, biker gloves and sun shades.

When it introduced voice acting in the dialogue.

7 and 8 get a pass even though there werent medieval european fantasy elements because they were still juggernaut tier storylines with great gameplay.

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Topic9 > 7 > 4 = 10 > 6 > 5 > 12 > 8 >1 = 2 = 3 > 15 > 13
bladegash
04/20/20 11:22:36 AM
#69
Tactics = 7 > 8 > 9 > 6 > Crisis Core > 5 > 10 > 12 > 4 =1 > 3 > 2 >15 > 13

Y'all leaving out some legit titles. Tactics and Crisis core were up there in the rankings.

The MMOs and the whack titles like Dirge of Cerberus, X2, mystic quest, crystal chronicles, etc etc... They are really only final fantasy in title only. They deserve no place in the rankings.

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TopicStarting Outer Worlds
bladegash
04/15/20 8:16:09 PM
#7
I liked it but stopped caring about it pretty quick. At first it felt like it was gonna be a cool fallout variant but after exploring a few worlds it suddenly started feeling underwhelming. Small worlds & pretty predictable quests.

Everything else was solid though.

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TopicAt what age did you lose your virginity?
bladegash
04/14/20 7:48:51 PM
#8
15 or 16. Pretty sure it was shortly after turning 16.

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Topicnew Dark Souls clone called Mortal Shell
bladegash
04/01/20 3:35:25 PM
#5
Looks legit

Will be sampling when it releases

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TopicWhat other light/holy-themed mythical creatures are there?
bladegash
03/27/20 7:28:23 AM
#2
Pegasuses

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TopicWomen like attractive, confident men.
bladegash
03/22/20 7:00:28 PM
#5
unattractive and unconfident but rich and BiG PP??

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TopicRugrats has the ugliest character design in any cartoon
bladegash
03/21/20 10:19:55 PM
#60
KFHEWUI posted...
Xavier: Renegade Angel


The first time I ever took shrooms my friend played this show. I never knew what that show was, after all these years I ended up thinking I was just hallucinating/imagining or had a shroom induced dream about a weird cartoon showing a native american with a bird break nose and a snake for an arm. I just YouTubed this show, talk about bringing back wild memories. Weird shit.

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TopicWhat does 8÷2(2+2) = ?
bladegash
03/21/20 7:56:56 AM
#133
Only big brain big pp chads will understand the answer is 27

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TopicOh no! The past 2 games you played have merged into one.
bladegash
03/09/20 11:45:01 AM
#45
Kingdom come deliverance & sekiro

Great games but it sounds like it would spawn a SUB3RH4RD game. Fighting in first person view with early game Henry through a horde to reach a three stage Guardian Ape where you not only have to parry to break posture and win, you have to parry from the correct direction.... and you can't heal until the fight is over.


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TopicSaying "men are stronger and faster than women" isn't sexist.
bladegash
03/03/20 7:55:36 PM
#21
Men also have bigger dicks than women

blatant fact

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TopicImagine having NO tattoos lol
bladegash
03/01/20 1:04:36 PM
#62
I have 3 tattoos. I like tattoos in general, but I am also extremely picky and find plenty of tats to be excessive, ugly or tasteless.

Except facial tats and most hand tats. I think every tattoo on someone's face is an abomination, and most tattoos on hands/palms/fingers are pretty bad.


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Topicwho is the video game girl you have..uh..fantasized about banging the most?
bladegash
02/29/20 9:40:46 PM
#21
Emerald Herald

Oh shit I almost forgot about Morrigan and Leliana from Dragon age.

Those 3 are neck and neck

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TopicThink of a video game title that has more than one word ...
bladegash
02/05/20 10:35:02 AM
#14
Sex Evolved Combat Halo


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TopicOn a scale of 1-10, how much of a Cautionholic are you?
bladegash
01/29/20 11:37:45 AM
#3
10

A fuckin 10

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TopicI'd like to offer an apology for my latest warning.
bladegash
01/29/20 9:25:48 AM
#16
Tip 25%?


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TopicMy ass a lot like da superbowl
bladegash
01/28/20 11:36:57 PM
#13
Finna get filled with some San Francisco D

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TopicDUDE I trained myself to hear Yanny and Laurel
bladegash
01/26/20 10:50:21 PM
#17
I just hear redrum, couldnt make anything else out of it no matter how long I listened.

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TopicImmune to all STDs but you become infertile.
bladegash
01/23/20 7:02:05 PM
#13
If I accept ... does it YEET the fertilation out of the chillrens I already have???

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Topic$10,000 but you can never fast travel in a game again
bladegash
01/21/20 8:24:04 PM
#6
what's the downside

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TopicSocial boards need a @everyone
bladegash
01/09/20 7:42:04 PM
#3
you have been mentioned in 38293842 message board posts

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TopicAustralia's fires have killed over a billion animals.
bladegash
01/09/20 7:40:11 PM
#8
so like, add some bbq sauce and their good to go???

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TopicAre healthy people really suffering compared to eat whatever they want?
bladegash
01/09/20 7:34:04 PM
#4
.... no?

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TopicAmericans asked to find Iran on a map
bladegash
01/08/20 4:48:24 PM
#73
KainFourteh posted...
It's very telling that you defend the inexcusable stupidity of others. Hitting close to home is it? @bladegash

Nah, I've been to Iraq and Afghanistan, I could find Iran with a blindfold on. I just don't care if nobody else gives a fuck enough to remember some geography they were tested on once back in third grade and no longer serves a purpose in their daily life.

What's really inexcusably stupid, is you believing that the one spot in the middle of the ocean I was joking about was an honest answer and that I was defending it.

That shit was stupid.

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TopicAmericans asked to find Iran on a map
bladegash
01/08/20 2:50:29 PM
#68
"Sir, a social experiment to survey all who are of higher understanding. Please point to Iran on the map"

Guy: *rolls eyes and points to random spot in middle of ocean without even looking at the map*

"Sir, you are incorrect. I laugh at you. You are an ignoramus. Your academic credentials are now null and void. You no longer rank even as high as an amoeba on the IQ tier chart. Your brain is pudding. Leave the breeding to us of higher evolution, you Neanderthal."

Guy: *gets in his lamborghini and drives off*

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Topic69% of Americans have less than $1,000 in savings
bladegash
01/05/20 10:27:30 PM
#73
*checks bank account*

Yep, still empty.

Damn loan sharks.

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