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I asked a cute black girl out through text about a month ago

She said she just wanted to stay friends

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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

I work for Mod Pizza and we got a ton of door dash orders. They work fine about 90% of the time but sometimes they show up hella late or not at all and can only imagine how angry the customer must be

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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

There's been tons of theft and fraud in society forever, there's just different scams now than in the past (internet, credit cards, etc.)
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

This has kind of been my issue. I get hung up on a girl that's out of my league and ignore other ones that are closer to mine
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

Smashingpmkns posted...

elysdeon posted...

My crush eats pizza with no cheese. It's a lot easier to just order it with no cheese than take it off

You should reevaluate your feelings about this person tbh

But shes so amazing in every other way
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

My crush eats pizza with no cheese. It's a lot easier to just order it with no cheese than take it off
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

I always find it hilarious when Trump supporters offer democrats "advice" on the 2020 election by saying things like they should nominate a moderate, like Joe Biden (or whoever) as their best chance of winning. Here's a reality check: they don't want democrats to win. Any "advice" or strategy they're offering is highly suspect at best.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

On election night after he won I was so distraught I ate two full king size candy bars, true story lol. Never done that before or since
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

She's 20 I'm 29. We've been texting on snapchat for a few months now, to where we're actually each others best friends on there (it gives a little gold heart emoji when you're each others best friend). God I really need to tell her I like her lol I fuckin suck at at that.

She's in the military and is actually in really good shape whereas I'm really only in so-so shape. I hope I don't embarrass myself lmao.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

The idea that kratom is as bad for your health as meth or heroin is totally preposterous. Have you ever done these drugs TC? Meth and heroin are far, far stronger and more damaging than kratom.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

I'm torn between my straight side wanting to look like them and my gay side wanting their penis
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

Almost everyday this happens: I'll ask someone if they need anything else, and they'll respond "yeah how about a million dollars???" like they're the funniest person ever and I have to fake laugh everytime
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

People are so mean to her tho ;(
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

It's ironic because if he was alive he would 100% certainly loathe Trump as president
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

Totes obvs bro
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

FB is dumb but that means something right?? lmao
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

At my job we've literally accepted about 5 or so counterfeit 50's and 100's over the course of about a year so yeah its actually kind of a big deal.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

I work at a pizza place and ranch is, by far, the most popular sauce
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

The answer basically boils down to: they did it because it made them money.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

An old coworker of mine is stripping now she posts it all over her instagram. Difference is though is that she's hot and a had a huge crush on her so it's actually pretty nice
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

My life was pretty shitty until I was in my mid 20's (am 29 now). I still have my issues but I actually enjoy my life for the most part and it only keeps getting better. It's all about what you're actually doing with your time not how old you are.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

Meh this happens a lot at work. Just butt into their conversations too lmao
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

REMercsChamp posted...

Manocheese posted...

The squirrel was later destroyed.

What a bizarre euphemism
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

I think it's about a 50/50 shot. Incumbent presidents usually have a large advantage but he's historically unpopular so it's hard to say.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

Speaking as someone else who works in food, keep in mind that the second you do this she's gonna tell everyone else and it's gonna spread like wildfire throughout the store lol. They're gonna talk about you to each other whenever they see you. You spend a ton of time with the people you work with and there's nothing better than juicy gossip to make the day interesting
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

Gobstoppers12 posted...

elysdeon posted...

I'm pretty sure deep down most supporters know he's done a lot of very bad things

I feel like there would be actual evidence of this if so.

I mean if you do some research you can find plenty of stuff written about him long before he started running for president. As in, it's not politically motivated. He's been nationally known for decades before he became politically relevant. He has a long, long history of bad behavior.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

Trump has a very long history of sexual misconduct long before he became politically revelant. I'm pretty sure deep down most supporters know he's done a lot of very bad things they either are in denial, don't care or support the behavior. This story certainly isn't going to change anyone's mind one way or the other about him.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

If I could marry any woman in the world it would be Ana Kasparian
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

It's kind of a dumb quote but I don't think this a good thing to attack him on, and I don't really like him and don't want him to win the primary.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

I'm pretty sure that quote's not real. But he did say "I love the poorly educated" lmao
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

But these are anonymous sources, so they're made up. Unless we can use them for our own political gain then they're totally legit. /republicans
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

From historical evidence apparently she was really smart and charismatic, but not super attractive. She impressed Caesar by managing to sneak into the palace in egypt he was besieged in rolled up in a carpet
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark