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TopicGameFAQs Gold to be free for users with over 500 karma.
Skyrim_Guard
12/30/19 10:21:19 PM
#50
Could use some gold

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TopicWrote a book about Walter the
Skyrim_Guard
12/19/19 5:20:10 PM
#16
Arrests Walter @Khajiit and @jpennys_cat

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TopicPiOverlord's 2019 Best CEer Tournament Day 108
Skyrim_Guard
12/05/19 8:31:58 PM
#4
SkyrimQuotes posted...
Most of the dogs in Skyrim are domesticated, and serve as faithful companions to their Nord masters


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TopicJust because literally every Khajiit is a skooma pedaling Thief
Skyrim_Guard
11/02/19 10:52:45 AM
#1
that does not mean the SkyrimPD is racist for going after every Khajiit.
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TopicSometimes when playing Skyrim I reverse pick pocket stuff to guards
Skyrim_Guard
11/01/19 8:08:41 PM
#23
I'd be alot warmer and alot happier with a belly full of mead.
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TopicCat is possessed by demon. Still cooler than doge.
Skyrim_Guard
10/19/19 8:16:16 AM
#58
CanuckCowboy posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
I bet that cat stole that we need @Skyrim_Guard


oh shit.

@skyrim_guard dont want none of this tho or an arrow to the knee will be the least of your problems

* puts Walter in the Riften Jail*
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TopicImagine contemplating the sky your entire life
Skyrim_Guard
09/25/19 11:31:52 PM
#1
Fucking nerds
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TopicI can drink tonight so let's drink tonight!
Skyrim_Guard
09/22/19 9:39:34 PM
#181
The_Doge posted...
jpennys_cat posted...
Why is Doge listed ahead of me? You think you're better than me Doge?! Do you? Huh?

...

Sorry, I may have already gotten into the catnip.
Your a bad cate to yes also @Skyrim_Guard

*sits down drinks a cup of mead and arrests @jpennys_cat *
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TopicLet me guess
Skyrim_Guard
08/26/19 8:10:22 PM
#5
Move along nothing to see here
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Topic"Why don't you make a video game, Nord. Do you know how much money you
Skyrim_Guard
08/26/19 8:45:04 AM
#3
Move along kinsman take your ranting somewhere else
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TopicDue to budget cuts CE will no longer be providing treats for our Cate users
Skyrim_Guard
08/09/19 9:01:40 PM
#9
Crono99 posted...
*leaves a bucket of fish for the cates*
*adds buckets to contraband*
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TopicWhat's the deal with all khajiits being skooma pushing thieves
Skyrim_Guard
07/21/19 1:32:30 PM
#4
Kazi1212 posted...
They were put in a position where its either sell skooma or no more catnip

Maybe they should go back to their country
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TopicWhat's the deal with all khajiits being skooma pushing thieves
Skyrim_Guard
07/21/19 1:30:07 PM
#1
TopicNo doge. No cate. There is only unity under Walter.
Skyrim_Guard
07/21/19 1:01:58 PM
#45
This cat looks like a skooma addict
KwHForB
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TopicHappy 4th of July from Skyrim
Skyrim_Guard
07/04/19 7:46:32 PM
#8
deanshow posted...
You guys throw up your Nord privilege like its something to be proud of. Stop oppressing us Argonians

Then stop looking so disgusting
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TopicHappy 4th of July from Skyrim
Skyrim_Guard
07/04/19 7:21:03 PM
#4
jpennys_cat posted...
*celebrates with a swig of skooma*

*throws in dungeon*
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Topic[disingenuous attention-catching title]
Skyrim_Guard
07/04/19 7:15:23 PM
#14
[Skyrim Guard Quote]
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TopicHappy 4th of July from Skyrim
Skyrim_Guard
07/04/19 7:14:12 PM
#1
Topicanother dead animal found dismembered in my yard
Skyrim_Guard
07/04/19 5:52:46 PM
#61
The_Doge posted...
0xDEFECADE posted...
@The_Doge posted...
As Mayor of CE I demand a Investigation into @jpennys_cat

don't blame that saint of a cat. it was me

@Skyrim_Guard arrest this Cade

@0xDEFECADE your under arrest.
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TopicAs Mayor of CE I'm promoting Skyrim guard to Skyrim Guard Captain WOW!
Skyrim_Guard
06/19/19 11:39:36 PM
#5
I humbly accept this position Jarl DogeJohnny_Nutcase posted...
You don't get to do SHIT! You're a fraud!

*starts lawn mower and weed wacker!*

Pulls out steel sword of soul trapping
jpennys_cat posted...
I do not approve.

You can disapprove all you want from the dungeon.
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TopicI accidentally got buffalo sauce on my dick and it's really burning
Skyrim_Guard
06/12/19 10:01:01 PM
#8
Lord_Shadow posted...
How did you accidentally get Buffalo sauce on your dick?

How do you think?
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TopicI accidentally got buffalo sauce on my dick and it's really burning
Skyrim_Guard
06/12/19 9:51:00 PM
#1
I put some water on it but it didn't help.
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TopicIf the Death Note was real would they catch the person who had it?
Skyrim_Guard
06/10/19 4:58:38 PM
#32
TopicWow breaking news! Doge running unopposed for mayor of CE!
Skyrim_Guard
06/10/19 4:55:10 PM
#68
jpennys_cat posted...
The_Doge posted...
We need @Skyrim_Guard

Doge trying to use the military to "win" the mayoral election by force! Fur shame!

He's just doing a good deed for reporting and illegal cat in inside the CEiy and for that good deed he has my support for Jarl
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TopicFree WOW for good poster itt
Skyrim_Guard
05/19/19 11:07:21 PM
#40
jpennys_cat posted...
Skyrim_Guard posted...
jpennys_cat posted...
Maybe I should make my own topic and give out free catnip. Or at least sell it at a very reasonable price.

dlMMB4q

Cate has wares, if you have coin.

Your under arrest cat
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TopicFree WOW for good poster itt
Skyrim_Guard
05/19/19 7:57:33 PM
#38
jpennys_cat posted...
Maybe I should make my own topic and give out free catnip. Or at least sell it at a very reasonable price.

dlMMB4q
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TopicWhere is catboy?!
Skyrim_Guard
05/18/19 5:48:02 PM
#492
Where he belongs outside the CEity
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TopicCat / Chat 5: Cat no banana
Skyrim_Guard
11/28/18 12:20:51 AM
#211
Doctor Foxx posted...
My cat looks like a wild beast

006TcLI

Love him

Keep your Khajiit out of any citys and towns and we won't have a problem.
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