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Topicdo you think it's possible for a person to have zero personality?
Perfectinsanity
01/06/20 8:59:11 PM
#47
Brad Shoemaker on GiantBomb

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TopicThis is a really disturbing house listing...
Perfectinsanity
11/03/19 3:45:05 PM
#12
Wait a second...

Does the pool table come with the closing cost?

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TopicI want Toni Collette to dominate me sexually.
Perfectinsanity
10/04/19 9:45:47 PM
#14
au_gold posted...
Thats too hardcore for me.


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TopicI want Toni Collette to dominate me sexually.
Perfectinsanity
10/04/19 9:25:06 PM
#9
I want her to cut her head off for me with piano wire
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TopicHow many users have blocked you? do you have any blocked?
Perfectinsanity
09/28/19 8:25:52 PM
#3
Never blocked anyone, but I did have some dude impersonate me once, waaaaay before blocking was a thing. Had to go to Message Board Help and everything in order to contact admin.
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TopicMost days in a row you've had alcohol
Perfectinsanity
09/23/19 9:00:38 PM
#14
Been at least....8 years, now?
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TopicI rescued a Cicada today
Perfectinsanity
09/13/19 6:43:19 PM
#17
Machete posted...
"oh you! my fault because if you are biting me it is because you are hungry and I've failed at providing you with enough food :("


There's the flaw with your logic....You're not supposed to feed wild animals!
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Topic74 year old gives birth to twins, believed to be the oldest 'new mom' in history
Perfectinsanity
09/06/19 5:44:31 PM
#12
This is fucking disgusting and those babies should be taken from the "parents" immediately, as they would naturally.
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TopicCan i sue if the pawn shop guy played/damaged my guitar??
Perfectinsanity
09/06/19 5:40:18 PM
#3
You loaned it and you're mad it got played? What did you expect to happen?
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TopicIs Zillow the best place to be looking for a house or condo?
Perfectinsanity
08/31/19 5:03:02 PM
#6
Depends on how you use it. To get an idea about amenities and how much those will cost you in the area that you're looking, sure. MLS is also good.

But finding a good real estate agent is still your best bet for finding and getting what you want.
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TopicSomeone just handed me 7 job applications
Perfectinsanity
08/11/19 6:10:40 PM
#36
Might as well interview her, just for the stories you might be able to tell later.
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Topictrump offers you $1,000,000 in tax free cash to vote for him in 2020, do you?
Perfectinsanity
08/11/19 6:07:14 PM
#51
Yea of course. If I get paid to vote, I'd actually vote.
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TopicDisney+, ESPN+, Hulu bundle going to be $12.99
Perfectinsanity
08/06/19 8:13:37 PM
#46
Pretty good deal. I've wanted to get ESPN+, my wife wants Disney, and Hulu runs well and will cover what we don't already have via Netflix, Sling, and Amazon. Still will be far cheaper than Comcast, and we'll have everything we want, with no bloat.

That being said, when they inevitably raise the price, remove Hulu, and put the shows/movies behind different tiers, we'll cancel.
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TopicSave That Magic User (Round 104)
Perfectinsanity
07/07/19 8:07:30 PM
#49
+1 Penn and Teller
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PSN: PureWarrior11
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TopicI'm doing stand up comedy 5 nights a week for 0 dollars. And it's really awesome
Perfectinsanity
07/07/19 8:00:57 PM
#31
goldenBoi45 posted...
ZeroKelvin posted...
Very cool man. Live your dreams. Do you have a video of any of your sets we could watch?


The only recent footage I have is on my Instagram. I have this old video from when I FIRST started doing comedy like 2 years ago but its not that great tbh, and i was so nervous getting off stage I totally left the host hanging on a handshake at the end

https://youtu.be/Nc3x_dVwlgQt


That wasn't the worst I've seen. How many sets had you done at that point? Was it literally your first? You didn't come across as nervous at all, outside of reading your jokes off your papers. Your time was spot on assuming that was supposed to be a 5 minute set. Did they light you, or did you just have your timing down that well, that early?
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TopicI'm doing stand up comedy 5 nights a week for 0 dollars. And it's really awesome
Perfectinsanity
07/07/19 7:36:27 PM
#28
goldenBoi45 posted...
@Perfectinsanity

Thanks man, just curious what city were u running the club in?


@goldenBoi45
Denver
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TopicI'm doing stand up comedy 5 nights a week for 0 dollars. And it's really awesome
Perfectinsanity
07/07/19 7:01:28 PM
#20
berlyman101 posted...
I think you've given updates before on this. good to hear.

I say to myself all the time I'll get up there on an open mic. Watching these people bomb makes me feel like it wouldn't be the end of the world if I ate my dick.

How did your first few times go? Any tips?


The nice thing about open mic nights or new faces contests is that 99% of the people in the audience are friends/family of the other newbies trying it out for the first time. Almost everyone eats shit, so you won't be alone and the majority of the people watching won't even really know if you're funny or not.

The only tip I can give is; if you think you have 3 minutes of material, you should have 6 minutes. Time moves very slowly on that stage...Practice out loud before you go up there - a lot - and time yourself every time.
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TopicI'm doing stand up comedy 5 nights a week for 0 dollars. And it's really awesome
Perfectinsanity
07/07/19 6:54:48 PM
#19
Keep it up TC. Don't fret on getting paid $50 to open for someone, and having it cost you more to travel, those are the breaks.

I managed a fairly well known (nationally) comedy club for quite awhile, and we ran our local scene the same way. You would get nothing to start, just 3-5 minutes in an effort to get some kind of material together. Then if you were lucky (and good) you could make anywhere from $15-60 a show depending on how many minutes you did, if you were also MC or not, and what night of the week. Then if you kept at it, proved you were reliable, proved you were working on your craft, you got a chance to headline a Sunday or Monday night show, get $100, and keep getting your name out there.

It wasn't a living for most of our comics, but we also had quite a few who ended up moving to LA and getting writing/acting jobs, or being taken on the road by national headliners like Ralphie May, George Lopez, Dave Chappelle, etc.

As long as you're passionate about it, keep creating material, and taking as many gigs as possible, eventually you'll get paid. Or come to the realization that you just love that shit and find "real" work and just do shows for fun.
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TopicHave you ever used a hot dog bun for something other than hot dogs
Perfectinsanity
05/18/19 11:41:18 PM
#8
tuna sandwiches, probably
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