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TopicChildless millennials should be banned from Disney World, mom rants
K3vintheDork
07/30/19 2:07:18 PM
#4
Ill pass hard judgment on this except to say the some who think its weird to bring young kids to Disney World because they wont form memories are epic level idiots.
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TopicPerfect woman but she wearing a MAGA hat
K3vintheDork
07/30/19 2:00:55 PM
#23
Marry her and become Amish.
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TopicBought a doll for $800 and really happy with her
K3vintheDork
07/26/19 1:54:08 PM
#67
You might be happy but she dont look too happy with you, bro.

When you buying the engagement ring?
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TopicYour reaction: You open your front door tomorrow morning and see THIS
K3vintheDork
07/26/19 9:42:58 AM
#9
I know my house is in good hands with these two guarding then head to little caesars for lunch.
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TopicThe original Evil Dead is the best horror movie imo
K3vintheDork
07/25/19 1:05:23 PM
#3
Evil Dead is good and so are 2 and Army of Darkness.

But John Carpenters The Thing holds that title, bro.
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TopicYou find out your tinder date is an incel
K3vintheDork
07/25/19 11:14:25 AM
#10
SableWolfAngel posted...
Try to figure out what flavor of incel then decide from there. If he's nice and pleasant, then I continue with whatever direction we're going. If he's a bitter, angry, misogynistic incel, then I leave and never talk to him again.


A reasonable response, bro. And to think, I only made this topic because of the hilarious back and forth in that You find out your Tinder date is trans topic.
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TopicITT: Game series that we'll probably never hear from again.
K3vintheDork
07/24/19 3:17:49 PM
#32
Hexen/Heretic
Alpha Centauri
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TopicYou find out your tinder date is an incel
K3vintheDork
07/23/19 10:53:06 AM
#1
You had no idea based on the pictures and profile, but here in person, at the coffee shop, you can tell. WYD?
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TopicScenario: 80% of your colleagues are replaced by young Eastern European girls.
K3vintheDork
07/23/19 10:04:25 AM
#19
My entire workplace collapses within a day but I might get a date or two out of it.

Seems worth it.
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TopicReal Talk: Rise was better before you finished her dungeon *Persona spoils
K3vintheDork
07/23/19 10:01:29 AM
#11
Actually shes better after the dungeon.

She hoped and prayed there was more to herself but finally faced the truth that she is a shallow woman who might as well be selling bath water to e-stalkers.
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TopicYou're at a bar and you only get 3 choice of drinks. Which do you choose?
K3vintheDork
07/23/19 9:59:39 AM
#5
Cocktail but all the choices suck.

Good question, bro. No obvious easy answer here..
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TopicSo i'm starting Keto tomorrow
K3vintheDork
07/23/19 8:45:49 AM
#10
Keto works but youll feel like a solid piece of crud the first two weeks. After that its easy and as long as you stay active youll lose that fat.
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TopicYou find out your Tinder date is a transwoman.
K3vintheDork
07/23/19 8:44:24 AM
#85
Leave and find a date thats more upfront and honest.
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TopicATTN: Republicans.
K3vintheDork
07/23/19 8:42:36 AM
#4
Considering that both parties are constantly drooling over the prospect of more war nowadays and both Bush and Obama continued the American government overthrowing and carpet bombing tradition, I dont see how this is exclusive to Republicans anymore.

Are you stuck in the 90s bro?
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TopicYou actually think governments would ever do or think about doing False Flags???
K3vintheDork
07/22/19 1:59:25 PM
#4
Theres examples all throughout history of governments doing just that.

People tend to get crazy and think everything is a false flag when the real ones are just passing them by.
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TopicAwesome is warned
K3vintheDork
07/22/19 1:46:42 PM
#21
Thats too bad.

Ill have a shot in his honor if I can remember on Saturday that some guy on GameFAQs got warned.
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TopicWhy does Chad create so many single moms?
K3vintheDork
07/22/19 1:44:16 PM
#3
Raise those kids or youre not a reel man.
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TopicI never really found another anime like Death Note...
K3vintheDork
07/22/19 1:43:44 PM
#5
How are any of the above like Death Note?

Never watched them but using my surface knowledge of those shows, I dont see it.
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TopicWhy don't people seem to know anything anymore?
K3vintheDork
07/22/19 1:40:27 PM
#2
I dont know.
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TopicI never really found another anime like Death Note...
K3vintheDork
07/22/19 1:21:53 PM
#2
And you never will.
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TopicIf customizable equipment has fixed stat bonuses...
K3vintheDork
07/22/19 12:48:16 PM
#2
Style to set myself apart from stat crunching nerds.
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TopicWhy do we like Venom so much?
K3vintheDork
07/22/19 12:44:30 PM
#5
Because Venom makes you big and strong.
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TopicWhy are we incapable of being nice to each other iyo?
K3vintheDork
07/22/19 12:42:33 PM
#7
Anonymity is to blame.

Send me a photocopy of your license then Ill be nicer.
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TopicFuck Nintendo for having no achievements
K3vintheDork
07/22/19 10:21:34 AM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
People: "Hurr who needs achievements"

Also people: "I just 100% this game and I want everyone to recognize it on social media"

I'm no achievement hunter, but they do make a good game even gooder 100% of the time. Some are tedious, but most cause me to shift the way I play or try things I never did before


Get more creative bro. Who needs some digital trophy text to tell them to try something new in a video game?

Other than massive dorks that is.
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TopicFuck Nintendo for having no achievements
K3vintheDork
07/22/19 9:25:16 AM
#12
Who cares about achievements bro?

Youll never get the platinum trophy or max completion trophy for a game even if it was on Switch anyway.
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TopicAnyone here got Lasik eye surgery or knows someone who does?
K3vintheDork
07/22/19 9:23:50 AM
#4
justaguy3492 posted...
My friend got it done. Doesn't need glasses anymore. He said the few days after the surgery sucked and were uncomfortable. At first he regretted it, but as his vision got clearer he said he would 100% do it again.


Same with my buddy. At night he complained about seeing giant ghost halos around lights but after a month it slowly disappeared and he hasnt needed glasses since.
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TopicWithout me and vegy this board is pure bust
K3vintheDork
07/22/19 9:21:43 AM
#18
Nah, as long as we have Antifar and UnfairRepresent topics, this board is all set bro.
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TopicYou can swap bodies with anyone on Earth
K3vintheDork
07/19/19 4:32:09 PM
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Id go out on a date then swap bodies with a newborn so my date is utterly confused as I begin crying and crawling on all fours and trying to teeth on her nipples.

Meanwhile Im at the hospital relaxing and checking out the nurses who find it cute that a baby is staring at them.

Win-Win for both parties, bros.
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TopicWhen did you hug your boss last time?
K3vintheDork
07/19/19 4:27:03 PM
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Never.

Ive hugged coworkers before but I keep it professional with my bosses.
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TopicWhich 2020 candidates are you absolutely NOT voting for?
K3vintheDork
07/19/19 4:24:31 PM
#38
Gabbard or Sanders are the only Dems I would vote for, everyone else is out.
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TopicHypothetical: Your son asks for Barbies for his birthday. What do you do?
K3vintheDork
07/19/19 4:16:02 PM
#22
Buy him socks like last year.
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TopicWife gives husband rewards for doing chores, angering feminists everywhere!!!
K3vintheDork
07/19/19 11:38:44 AM
#38
The dad is a dork.
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TopicDo you think Trump will win a second term?
K3vintheDork
07/19/19 11:32:18 AM
#7
Yeah.
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TopicSo I don't understand this in the Dark Souls series SPOILERS
K3vintheDork
07/19/19 11:16:39 AM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
K3vintheDork posted...
Whos to say some of the powers they use against you in their fights didnt come from being insane?

We dont have a non insane version of most enemies to compare them against, bro.

I dunno, like I said the enemies mostly look coherent when fighting you. They take proper stance, knows how to block, dodge your attacks, buff, heal... you would think a crazy person would attack you blindly.


I think it depends on what kind of crazy hollowing out makes you.

You ever play Dead Rising? Remember that crazy Vietnam veteran that sneaks around and tries to murder you with a machete with skinned bodies hanging everywhere?

That dude was clearly insane but was coherent enough to set traps and use stealth. Insanity doesnt just mean blind unthinking rage in all cases.
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TopicSo I don't understand this in the Dark Souls series SPOILERS
K3vintheDork
07/19/19 11:08:05 AM
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Whos to say some of the powers they use against you in their fights didnt come from being insane?

We dont have a non insane version of most enemies to compare them against, bro.
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TopicZendaya is hot
K3vintheDork
07/19/19 11:04:47 AM
#34
WTF is that expression in the pic?

Blow up doll face?
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TopicBegin a phrase, pump a shotgun and finish in italics.
K3vintheDork
07/19/19 11:01:52 AM
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So what youre saying is...

*pumps shotgun*

Youre a dork?
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Topicliterally got rejected from buying stamps at the post office using $100 bill
K3vintheDork
07/19/19 11:00:47 AM
#6
It really is pathetic, bro.
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TopicBelle Delphine instagram account deleted
K3vintheDork
07/19/19 10:46:11 AM
#9
Nothing of value was lost.
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TopicITT: The single worst game of video game franchises.
K3vintheDork
07/19/19 9:02:11 AM
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Thief 4.
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TopicI'd actually buy Switch games if Nintendo has a trophy system.
K3vintheDork
07/18/19 4:27:09 PM
#4
Youd buy Switch games?

So you own a Switch but no games?
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TopicPlanet Earth if humans never existed
K3vintheDork
07/18/19 4:13:26 PM
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There would be a Hundred Years War between the Dog Empire and the Cat Federation with the dogs winning a hard fought victory when a country of cocker spaniels break their peace treaty and conquer the feline capital.
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TopicHypothetical: You receive a tape of Trump, Putin and the Pope having a threesome
K3vintheDork
07/18/19 4:03:48 PM
#15
Return it to my Russian handlers for safe keeping.
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TopicPeople who hates subtitles or captions just can't read fast
K3vintheDork
07/18/19 3:57:45 PM
#7
The real mistake is watching something that requires subtitles in the first place.
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TopicI've lost around 25 pounds in the past calendar year.
K3vintheDork
07/18/19 3:56:47 PM
#6
Just get smaller belts and walk around in baggy clothes sweating your ass off.

Congratulations though bro, seriously.
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TopicScenario: A GameFAQs user threatens to put you on ignore.
K3vintheDork
07/18/19 3:52:14 PM
#4
Call them a dork again.
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Topiclaughing is now against the rules.
K3vintheDork
07/18/19 3:50:40 PM
#4
lol
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TopicWhy does Mario feel the need to point out Bowser's sexual orientation
K3vintheDork
07/18/19 3:28:35 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Nah you're looking at it backwards.

Bowser kidnaps his crush pretty regularly, and Mario is trying to reassure himself that it's not for the reason he suspects.


Second this. Mario is coping hard any way he can.
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TopicHow do Christians negotiate being anti environment and pro business?
K3vintheDork
07/12/19 1:56:08 PM
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^

Cowards too scared to counter the prevalent thought due to cult like zombies like yall no doubt.

According to this scientific religion anyway, the planet is already doomed and its too late to stop it. Its obvious that the people pushing man made global warming dont give a shit. The politicians and millionaires pushing this garbage are still living in giant homes and flying on private jets.

If your own man made global warming theory says the planet is doomed anyway, then we oughta focus on cleaning up the oceans and nature instead of wasting time on ridiculous doomsday prophecies that will only lower the poor and middle class standards of living while the same rich people stay rich.
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