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TopicScared the shit out of an older lady
Jurassicsbad
08/19/19 5:15:02 PM
#9
Touch posted...
You think that was surprising? You should see me and my wife fight over that last fudge bar in the freezer because even though I'm the ice cream sandwich guy, and I bought ice cream sandwiches specifically for me and fudge bars for her, sometimes I really want a fudge bar and also there were no more ice cream sandwiches because I ate them all last week because I quit drinking for a couple of weeks to get my body right so excuse me if I gotta fill that void with ice cream sandwiches and fudge bars and honestly I was really jonsin' for a fudge bar that night but I guess enough was enough with her and she just went ham and bologna on me as I desperately tried to finish eating the fudge bar as she chased me around the house with kitchen knife and ya know I had to balance my speed because eating a fudge bar too fast will give you a nasty brain freeze and now we haven't had sex in 3 weeks.


Great story. This got me to chuckle for sure haha. But in all honesty - fudge bars are no joke so be wary eating a womans chocolate in any form - thats just asking for trouble. Lol
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TopicWhich books are you currently reading?
Jurassicsbad
08/19/19 8:54:57 AM
#6
The Night Angel series by Brent Weeks. Super good if youre into political fantasy at all! The audio series is also awesome!
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TopicWho would win in a fist fight: Captain America or Master Chief without armor?
Jurassicsbad
08/18/19 7:36:13 PM
#10
There isnt a single hit Chief cant come back from and whoop ass.
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TopicFavorite It's Always Sunny moments?
Jurassicsbad
08/18/19 4:30:06 PM
#4
When Frank has Charlie on tape giving him directions and he serves around before hitting Dennis hahaha.
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TopicWhat was your first PS2 game?
Jurassicsbad
08/18/19 1:34:44 PM
#98
Shadow Of The Colossus
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TopicScared the shit out of an older lady
Jurassicsbad
08/18/19 1:25:28 PM
#6
SerperiorThanU posted...
Must be an ancient Asian lady. Asians game mobilely the most.

This is mostly why I was so confused lol.
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TopicScared the shit out of an older lady
Jurassicsbad
08/18/19 1:11:31 PM
#3
Feetish posted...
copypasta?

Definitely not
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TopicScared the shit out of an older lady
Jurassicsbad
08/18/19 12:54:19 PM
#1
So - I play Pokmon Go (Pogo) and have been playing since December of 2017 and I have NEVER had an experience like I had the other day.

Met up with a group of friends to go out for Suicune day and there were about 15 or so of us. On about the third raid in we were at a park near an outdoor caf and there were people having snacks, sitting and doing whatever. All of the sudden - we notice an older Asian Lady becoming frantic while looking at our group and she starts walking around quickly - apparently looking for someone. She finds her husband and points out our group to him and has a hand on her chest while taking quick sharp breaths and I start to wonder what could be going on. She then runs to the cafe and points us out and asks people (I presume) what it is that we are doing. I am sure someone explains that we are playing a game on our phones as I look back over after fighting the raid and she is walking out of the caf area with her husband; hand still on her chest with sheer panic and fear written on the features of her face. They walk quite close to us and I hear her say, You should only use your phone to call!! Her husband says boldly, These damn millennials and their phones!
At this point I put together what happened and cannot contain my laughter as I have never been mistaken (especially while playing on my phone) as someone causing such a problem to incite fear and panic in the others around me.

What in the hell though - has she never seen people walking around on their phones? Ive never seen someone get so upset like that before. The group and I had a good laugh over the experience as we continued in our route to more raids.
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