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Makeveli_lives posted...

Got to fill out a form for the irs to take out that much

yeah thats some bullshit

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yunalenne10 posted...

How much did you try to withdraw anyway?

couple thousand

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I hate that bullshit like thanks guess I have to go to the atm 5 days or some shit in a row because the bank/atm is trying to be god and dictate whhat amount of my goddamn money I'm allowed to take out. Man fuck that bullshit I hate it so much.

Then on those rare times you gotta buy a car or some bullshit you got to call your bank and let them know in advance and to please take off their daily card block restriction so you can purchase something above the norm. Then they can choose to decline it over bullshit.

I hate this stuff so much its like all my money is there and I can't do shit. How the hell do multi millionaires get around this anyway? Or is it only us commoners that have these restrictions on us?

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SH_expert44 posted...

My ex was obsessed with ecchi harem trash. I dont know why but she was.

Thats a keeper

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That right there is probably the best sign that you like a real one.

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Saxon posted...

The machine must be rusted to hell by now since porn vending machines haven't been a thing since the 80s.

You'd usually see them in rest rooms back in the day.

I think people usually get the toys but women must have high level courage to buy a Vibrator from a vending machine in public lol

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It got a lot of Japanese stuff like Tenga and vibrators and stuff in there.
The thing is the vending machine is open 24/7 but the street its on is like the most traffic one ever so anyone that goes to put money in that thing is gonna have like 8 people around watching no matter whhat time it is like 3 am in the morning.

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Ultima Dragon posted...

This is the worst part about messaging women because a lot of them don't get back to you right away, even if you think it's something important. Then I always think why isn't she responding? There's no fucking way she doesn't have her phone in her hands right this second. Did I say something wrong?

Never goes well if you think about it too much. Just one and done, you can't worry about it anymore after that. Maybe she gets back to you later that day or the next, maybe she doesn't. Just fire off a quick text and then live your life. Ball's in her court after that.

Yeah thats me 100% I really freak out because I think I messed up or worded something wrong when they don't message back. The thing that gets me after they don't reply for days or weeks is wow I really must have screwed that up.

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ArchiePeck posted...

It sounds like you'll be much better off chatting in person where you can't over think or over analyse every word. Ask them out for a drink.

yeah I should just throw my phone away but everybody always ask to message me on it but I panic

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;_;

Like I'm terrible 0 game. Here is what usually happens. I overthink myself like crazy so they will message something like.
"hey how are you today? That was nice etc. glad we could talk."

then i reply with something chill and simple and end it with an emoji or cool line.
Then a few minutes later I start panicking becausse maybe she doesn't get the line I used or the emoji wasn't a regular one.
So then I write a clarifying message like 20 minutes later after thinking about it and explain my message.
then like hours go by and I hear no reply and start freaking out anxiety like I just blew this relationship and then I'm crazy and legit text back something like sorry ifI'm annoying you.
Then I feel like that wasn't enough and then message like a sad emoji but then after that I realize I forgot to put a question mark on one of my last messages so I message again going "oh hey yeah that 3rd message was a question."

Then it hits me thhat a girl sent me 1 sentence 8 hours ago and I spammed her phone with like 10 messages with 0 replies over the course of the day... Usually they won't ever message me again and I do this daily with multiple people.

HHELP CE I got 0 text message game and panic so hard and overthink my messagess like crazy I hate. The anxiety and stresss it causes me no to live normally during the day because I'm constantly thinking of the message I will get or if I messed something up. FUCK!

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Like I don't understand.

America literally went overkill and destroyed little islands of Japan and bombed them twice for Pearl Harbor retaliation, which was also to experiment with their new bomb technology.
America went to the Middle East over oil once and for retaliation against terrorists a 2nd time and just destroyed countries.

And yet China over here becoming a superpower against 'democracy' as the US always used as excuse to fight in WW2, Korea, Vietnam, Gulf War etc.
Why not go after China?

Just seems kinda weird that the same excuse for Vietnam War could have been used for China War and yet that never really happened unless you count Korea and China vs US during that war or China and Vietnam VS US during that War.

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Ghostbusters 2 plot but it was pink


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Just heard an adult at my work talking about it with his buddy and damn that feels really bad like I feel for him should I like offer to hire a stripper for him on new years eve?

Imagine going 1 whole adult decade with no sex

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Perascamin posted...

You should seek mental help

:(

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Like first few times is easy but then something happens and I have like 0 feelings or desire and I just get turned off completely. I find someone new and then it starts all over again.

I don't think I can ever be in a long relationship because so far each one I have after the first month or two kills my sex drive wtf?!
Like literally the voice and body that turned me on so much that 1st week is making me sick and turning me off 2 months later.

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LOL like sseriously watch an episode as an adult now. You can tell the writers were having fun skirting the PG line for kids but putting in stuff that anyone over 20 will know exactly what something might mean

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Can't wait for all the

"Why aren't you married yet.?"
"Do you want to get married yet?"
"Have you found a wife yet?"
"Do you need help to find a wife."
"We need to get you a wife."

All disguised is cute smiling jokes but its all passive aggressive bullshit.

and then like an hour long conversation about familly trying to hook me up with people or girls they know or something. Ugh I hate this CE who else can relate?


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why can't you linnk worldstar? I have linked videos on there like 10 times in the last year

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Somebody listen to castle super beast too you are a man of culture as well

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butthole666 posted...

You should probably ask him whats good

yeah he was always a really quiet type kid in school so I'm just wondering how to bring up if he is cool with his girl being like that.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

Meh if hes happy

I dunno like I hope he wasn't bullied into the relationship.

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Like I dunno if its his thing or her thing or both but its really odd like she really controls him.
Like we will get back to his house and she will be waiting there and make him stand still while she yells in front of him and demands he got on the ground and kiss her shoes just lots of random stuff like that. We will be playign some gamess and then she walks in and and says go clean the room and do the dishes now! And he gets up and does right while we are playing and shit.

Its weird as hell. Plus she will compliment the appearance of me and other friends in front of him and then ask "I just said your friend is handsome what do you think of that?" and he will go like uh nothing m'am like dafuq?


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For random stuff like showing feet for 10 minutes and exclusive videos.
Like damn if I was a girl I could be raking in the bux :(

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Its still there

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I sometimes will randomly watch a video of some YouTube girl and it will start with "Sorry guys for my face." "Sorry everyone not wearing makeup right now" because they wanted to record a quick video or something.

Like that shit makes me feel so sad like when did girls have to apologize for looking normal or like themselves?! Man shame on the people that made them feel bad for looking normal and caused them to be insecure or something.

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I wanted the Star Wars quote lol

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Goddamn it. On the site
seconds count down
click shoe
select size
add to cart
go buy
already all sold ;_;
in just like 10 seconds like wtf come on man fuck

All I wanted was the new Jordan 4s

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Damn_Underscore posted...

this is why you date a gamer girl who would rather have a video game than jewelry

What about videogame jewelry then?

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just wondering like how long you have to be dating a girtl for it to be approrpriate to gift jewelry? I heard some get really uncomfortable if you do it early on.

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pkmnlord posted...

Lol I can't stand all those ones that give you Skype/Webcam sessions, I'm too much of an awkward introvert to do that shit.

Just record a 10 minute vid stripping naked and moan my name a couple times and I'm golden. And I'll feel like my money's being used for something worthwhile(ish).

Yeah lots of them have that personal skype/discord webcam or voice call thing on the higher tiers but that freaks me out too

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Tmaster148 posted...

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What a waste of money.

Not really if you have enough money to spare on a pizza or something leftover each month why not spend on some girl that will do some fun stuff?

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MabusIncarnate posted...

As a straight male, I have never, even a slight consideration in my life, had the idea in my head to watch videos of underwear I was intending to purchase.

Take that as you will.

But have you ever bought like $20+ underwear that you can't return if it doesn't fit right after you try it?

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CraziestCal posted...

Most underwear has a picture on the front to show you the style. Why you watching videos?

Those guys are models I need to see how it would fit on me so I look for guys with same waist sizing bodysize/build

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I needed to buy some new underwear. Since most stores don't let you try it on I went on to YouTube to watch guys trying on Calvin Klein underwear they just got both the briefs and boxers.
They would turn around and show how it fit from the back and how it fit under the waistline in the front etc. Very informative. So I was watching this on my pc with headphones on just chilling while making a decision based on what I was seeing to order afterwards.

GF came home and then she walks up behind me and apparently she was there for like a 1 minute before she finally blurts out "what are you doing?" in a weird tone like she wasn't mad but kinda surprised or annoyed type of voice.

I just casually explained I was gonna buy new underwear and need to see the fit and style. She DID NOT believe me! Seriously all the evening she was giving me glares and annoyed looks like something was up. I'm not keeping secrets from her wtf?! I know for a fact girls will watch videos on panty and bra sizing when they wanna buy something for themselves to make a decision so why am I the weirdo?

Then at night while we were laying in bed right about to fall asleep in the dark she just rolls over and says quietly "are you gay? you can tell me if you are."

DA FUCK!?!?

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Because that changes the whole dynamic of their relationship?

but dudes would be up for it if they were good friends and the girl was willing. The guys probably wouldn't have any problem after it

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Just something I noticed. 2 women can be the best of friends, random sleepovers in the same bed, use bathroom same time, might be comfortable showering together, getting ready for work same time talking about intimate life details.

If they both like 1 guy and he is over at there house one will usually leave so the other can get lucky. Why can't the woman ever stay with her friend for a threesome? Like damn both can flirt with a guy at the same time but can't bang him?

Why are most girls like this? What is the big no no when it comes to both at the same time? jealousy?

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_Matchabuu_ posted...

so is being a woman that gets predated upon by men with crappy intentions

I didn't even like talk to her much or even get near her

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Hairistotle posted...

gotta be honest bro you sound like a creep

I know ;_;
Being weeb single gamer for so long is tough.

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SquantoZ posted...

What is this new internet you speak of?

damn autocorrect

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At work there is this new intern that started temp like 4-6 months ago. Now she likes videogames she had like a Nintendo keychain on her bag, mentioned a few times in casual conversation with me and others how she plays on her Switch and stuffl. (Me yay a gamer)

So I have a higher position way up at the company so I wanted to help her speed through stuff, get her promoted, just help her out to make it easy all that stuff...

Well I discovered last week she had a husband and she randomly brought pictures of him from their vacation to work on her phone or something since someone mentioned going on vacation for Christmas...

Anyway from that EXACT SECOND she said that I immediately lost interested in helping her. In fact I hope its slow tough and hard and she never gets promoted... No joke that is what came to mind. I also gave her extra paperwork and dumped a bunch of stuff for her to do since I don't care anymore.

Now I got home and a few days later I think I'm sexist and a bad person damn CE :(

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Been doing it my whole life. Its gone great there always seems to be something very wrong with the ones that do.

Cat pics everywhere, all instagram selfies are of their cat, all tweets about their cat, facebook arguments they make examples and deflect with their cat. Friends come over its about the cat, go out with friends and talk about the cat. Clothes always have cat hair on them, they never seem to take good care of their skin, face, body odor, grooming. House is usually a mess full of books and cat randomness. Lots of mugs. if you see lots of coffee or tea mugs run away.

I dunno man its like a HUGE Red Flag for me

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gunplagirl posted...

Yeah, it was a really fucked up movie.

The ending, especially. The friend who got her into all that sex and drug stuff got caught and tried blaming it on her, what bs.

Yeah but it was kinda realistic because people do that stuff all the time and quick shift the blame.

_BIueMonk posted...

yeah reported.

if she was Korean you wouldn't

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Bad_Mojo posted...

Gross

I'm not into little girls talking about that shit. Why the fuck would you post that?

DeadBankerDream posted...

This is a creepy thing to post with no context.

Spoilers: The movie's title refers to this character's age.

chill lol she was saying this stuff in the movie to make her mom have angry and have a breakdown because she hated her mom but in reality just hated herself

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oio4ZWbaMdM

Thoughts CE?

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TheMikh posted...

doomer - basically pessimistic depressed sociocultural-malaise-afflicted disaffected youth
bloomer - polar opposite of a doomer
coomer - porn/masturbation addict

this

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TheMikh posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHem6JMzYiE

lol

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Garioshi posted...

I hate "coomer" so much

lol its a funny but scary one

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCg_EyrD27o

That is mine

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