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| Topic | GOATTHlEF is suspended |
| GOATSLAYER 10/05/19 4:11:31 PM #9 | Gimmick accounts are the worst *snaps a goats neck* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Would you be able to physically defend yourself against da average guy? |
| GOATSLAYER 07/11/19 10:51:32 PM #26 | Torrific posted... Wouldn't want to mess with this guy (would look deceptively average with a shirt on): Having muscles doesnt mean that you can fight --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | ITT - List comedy movies that always make you laugh. |
| GOATSLAYER 07/11/19 10:26:04 PM #2 | This Is The End --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Would you be able to physically defend yourself against da average guy? |
| GOATSLAYER 07/11/19 10:21:26 PM #12 | I battle goats on a daily basis. Fighting a random guy would be a piece of cake --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | She sits next to you and says "hi" |
| GOATSLAYER 07/11/19 10:06:25 PM #14 | Hello. Fine day for decapitating goats, isnt it? --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | I don't get how people sleep on their backs |
| GOATSLAYER 07/11/19 9:52:38 PM #29 | You can just put your arms in front your face and then go to sleep. That first picture is sort of close to what I do --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | I don't get how people sleep on their backs |
| GOATSLAYER 07/11/19 8:23:52 PM #16 | Bad_Mojo posted... GOATSLAYER posted...Why would you sleep on your stomach? That's so weird lol. I sleep on my side You don't need to leave your arms underneath you --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | I don't get how people sleep on their backs |
| GOATSLAYER 07/11/19 8:16:02 PM #12 | Why would you sleep on your stomach? That's so weird lol. I sleep on my side *stabs a goat in its stoamch* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | And with that, RIP 3DS |
| GOATSLAYER 07/11/19 8:04:28 PM #17 | EnragedSlith posted... The DS lite was the best handheld, period. It was good but I liked the PSP a lot more *slashes a goat with the master sword* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Zendaya is 6 years younger than I |
| GOATSLAYER 07/11/19 8:00:46 PM #3 | It would be weird for her to date someone so beneath her --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Ariana Grande cast as Pocahontas for live action remake. |
| GOATSLAYER 07/11/19 7:59:19 PM #3 | Hot *shoots a goat with an arrow* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | There's too much yelling in Stranger Things season 3... |
| GOATSLAYER 07/11/19 7:58:28 PM #24 | Season 3 is the best one yet *pushes a goat into the upside down* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Southern accent = fucking disgusting |
| GOATSLAYER 07/11/19 7:40:48 PM #3 | Sometimes it sounds really nice when women have southern accents *lassos a goat* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Idg why they're pushing out so many live-action Disney remakes this year |
| GOATSLAYER 07/11/19 7:39:14 PM #9 | To completely dominate the box office all year long --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Idg why they're pushing out so many live-action Disney remakes this year |
| GOATSLAYER 07/11/19 7:35:20 PM #4 | They're remaking all the classic Disney movies and then they're going to remake all of the newer ones like The Princess and the Frog, Frozen, and Moana. While they're working on the remakes they'll also be releasing more new animated movies that they can eventually remake in live action. So its a non stop never ending racket. Its smart. *asks a genie to slay a goat* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | How should I ask out a girl in my class? |
| GOATSLAYER 07/11/19 7:32:12 PM #31 | So how did it go? --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Recommend some movies on Netflix |
| GOATSLAYER 07/11/19 7:26:14 PM #12 | watch the movie Mother *fires a laser at a goat* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Washington GOATS are BLINDFOLDED and RELOCATED after One KILLED a HUMAN!! |
| GOATSLAYER 07/11/19 7:23:22 PM #12 | JimCarrysToe posted... GOATSLAYER I'm on it! *Rams a car full of propane towards the goats and jumps out* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | What are some jobs for millennials? |
| GOATSLAYER 07/10/19 9:02:29 PM #5 | CEO --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Wtf is the purpose of the DS4 touchpad? |
| GOATSLAYER 07/10/19 9:01:58 PM #4 | Its an extra button in Gravity Rush 2 *launches a goat into space* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Bro...... We are catboys....... It's okay to nya around me....... bro...... |
| GOATSLAYER 07/09/19 9:24:53 PM #33 | Abiz_ posted... GOATSLAYER Nya kinda sounds like what a goat would say. Just saying. Did someone say goat? *throws an angry feral cat at a goat* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Why was the Last of Us 2 so disappointing? |
| GOATSLAYER 07/09/19 9:51:38 AM #11 | D-Lo_BrownTown posted... It will be disappointing for the same reason the first was; they're more interested in it being "engaging" instead of fun. It was engaging and fun. If you think it was a disappointment then youre in the minority --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Why was the Last of Us 2 so disappointing? |
| GOATSLAYER 07/09/19 8:07:29 AM #9 | TroutPaste posted... is that even coming out on PS4 Yes --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Watching Vertigo for the first time right now *spoilers* |
| GOATSLAYER 07/08/19 11:43:39 PM #2 | Its good but I liked Rear Window more *pushes a goat out a window* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | I want to get a LittleBigPlanet game, but... |
| GOATSLAYER 07/08/19 11:40:25 PM #6 | They clearly announced that it was the early access version. And people who buy it get the full version for free, I think --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | I want to get a LittleBigPlanet game, but... |
| GOATSLAYER 07/08/19 11:36:11 PM #4 | Lost_All_Senses posted... GOATSLAYER posted...Just wait until Dreams comes out and get that instead The early access version --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | I want to get a LittleBigPlanet game, but... |
| GOATSLAYER 07/08/19 11:33:48 PM #2 | Just wait until Dreams comes out and get that instead --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | I've been feeling really angry all the time and I don't like it. |
| GOATSLAYER 07/08/19 11:23:10 PM #7 | Join a boxing gym *uppercuts a goat* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | How should I ask out a girl in my class? |
| GOATSLAYER 07/08/19 11:07:04 PM #13 | Say that youll literally die if she says no --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Out of these future 2019 releases, pick 5 you would see: |
| GOATSLAYER 07/08/19 10:21:55 PM #20 | The Lion King Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Joker Alien: 40th Anniversary Release Zombieland: Double Tap The bolded ones are the only movies Im actually going to see --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Terms synonymous with Super Saiyan? |
| GOATSLAYER 07/08/19 10:16:03 PM #5 | Weebs --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Give me a good idea for a novel |
| GOATSLAYER 07/08/19 10:10:08 PM #11 | In the future people have computer implants in their brain that record all of the memories and save them into the cloud in real-time. You can upload your mind into other bodies very easily. Some people who are attractive or wealthy even rent out their bodies to other people for a lot of money. They use software that automatically transfers their mind back where it belongs after pre determined amount of time. One really pretty girl rents her body out to someone, but that person hacks the software so that he gets to stay in the body permanently. So the main character is trapped in the body of an ugly dude and is stuck living his crappy life while she tries to get back in her original body. *pushes a goat into a volcano* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Da perfect girl but she's a huge virgin |
| GOATSLAYER 07/08/19 9:56:21 PM #6 | Id prefer a medium virgin. I supersized it once and it was way too much for me --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Is there an episode of Kitchen Nightmares where the problem *isn't* the food |
| GOATSLAYER 07/08/19 9:50:31 PM #13 | Big Brother isnt scripted at all. There were a couple of years where I watched the live feed and stuff happens that nobody couldve planned out. But sometimes the studio does blatantly rig competitions in order to favor players that they like --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Will Smith: I can't believe Jaden is 21 |
| GOATSLAYER 07/08/19 9:47:56 PM #3 | Ive never seen After Earth. Is it a good movie? *straps a goat onto a torpedo and fires it* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Is there an episode of Kitchen Nightmares where the problem *isn't* the food |
| GOATSLAYER 07/08/19 9:46:29 PM #10 | My favorite episode was the first two part episode that they did. That restaurant had the craziest people on the entire show, imo. I think they had a pizzeria *eats a slice of pepperoni and goat pizza* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Any female Youtubers you watch? |
| GOATSLAYER 07/07/19 5:29:15 PM #16 | I'm subscribed to a lot of girls who make speed paint videos and stuff related to comics. I also watch a couple of female lets play channels *stuffs a joy con down a goat's throat* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Pregnant model furious that fashion shoots use fake pregnant girls. |
| GOATSLAYER 07/06/19 7:15:59 PM #4 | UnfairRepresent posted... GOATSLAYER posted... Somebodys gotta kill the goats. It might as well be me --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Bhad Bhabie is STILL a minor?! |
| GOATSLAYER 07/06/19 1:33:18 PM #4 | inloveanddeath0 posted... who? Cash me outside girl. TC, I like that your username is so upfront about who you are lol --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | "you gotta spend money to make money" |
| GOATSLAYER 07/06/19 1:25:32 PM #3 | treewojima posted... so... people who already have money are better equipped to gain more?  --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | How has it taken me so long to watch Big Mouth |
| GOATSLAYER 07/06/19 1:22:58 PM #2 | I still havent watched it because of how obnoxious and ugly it looks *puts a cherry bomb in a goats mouth* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Name some good Kanye songs |
| GOATSLAYER 07/06/19 1:17:02 PM #3 | Jesus Walks Good Morning Gold digger Stronger Barry Bonds --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Some random dude: *gets in trouble for jaywalking* |
| GOATSLAYER 07/06/19 1:15:47 PM #15 | GregShmedley posted... Funkydog posted...GregShmedley posted...With the exception of there not being a crosswalk nearby or it's a dead street, you really shouldn't be jaywalking. If there are no cars around why should you wait for the light to change before you cross the street? It makes no sense --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | Does sliding in the DMs even work? |
| GOATSLAYER 07/06/19 12:51:54 PM #6 | You just have to be attractive and itll work *wears a goats face as a mask* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | ariana grande - into you |
| GOATSLAYER 07/06/19 12:50:32 PM #16 | GregShmedley posted...
Topped it  --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | I couldn't imagine living before 1990 |
| GOATSLAYER 07/06/19 10:50:19 AM #2 | Being alive in the 80s wouldve been lit *paralyzes a goat with a Karate chop* --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | So what other sites can be used to embed images with imgtc down? |
| GOATSLAYER 07/06/19 10:36:25 AM #19 | GallisOTK posted... I think ImgTC is the only one that works with the built-in embedding. No, Giphy has always had it too --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
| Topic | I hate that proud to be an American song. |
| GOATSLAYER 07/06/19 10:17:42 AM #5 |  --- Hide your kids, hide your goats |
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