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TopicIs Carl from ATHF basically a CEman
EternalDivide
07/31/19 3:39:18 PM
#11
I totally coped this feel off this passed out broad while they were playing Urgent. Every time I hear Urgent on the radio I think of that girl's boobs and......covered in vomit.
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TopicHYPOTHETICAL: your son asks you if his boyfriend can spend the night
EternalDivide
07/31/19 3:30:22 PM
#9
No.
At 17 he's still a kid and it's still my house. And I don't care how hot their friend is.
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TopicRegarding POLICE is this true or false IYO?
EternalDivide
07/31/19 1:52:40 PM
#7
The most dangerous, out of control and deadly gang in the US isn't MS-13.
It's police forces and their brainwashed "brotherhood" that protect the psychos among them.

That about sums up my thoughts on police.
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TopicThe Irishman trailer (Scorsese's latest movie)
EternalDivide
07/31/19 10:55:41 AM
#6
OMFG! That looks every bit as great as I had hoped.
I need to see this in the theater. It looks like something that would have been made 30 years ago and it's beautiful.
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Topic80's Hair Metal topic
EternalDivide
07/31/19 10:51:50 AM
#17
I was growing up during that time. So my first exposure to music and most all of what was on MTV as a kid was hair metal.
Honestly great time to have been a kid.
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TopicUnsigned Jeremy Lin SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY and says the NBA has GIVEN UP on him!!
EternalDivide
07/31/19 2:35:38 AM
#15
There's just some people that are a flash in the pan. They get a few years max of excitement and thats it.
I don't pay any attention to NBA but I remember his name. And think of that one mixed race dude that was all the rage on the Clippers a while back. He was on the cover of magazines and Wheaties and was all over the place for a while.

Or the one pitcher that played for the Giants in the early 2010's when they won the world series. He looked real young and had long black hair. Lindcolm I think. He was everywhere for a couple of years and now he can't find work in the game. No one wants him.
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TopicGrossest thing you've ever done?
EternalDivide
07/31/19 1:46:58 AM
#39
My brother, a family friend and I were all vomited on by some drunk asshole sitting behind us at a USC game last year.
Not some stupid 20 something bro either. Turns out it was one of the channel 7 LA station managers. Mid 40s. Complete asshole. We got him kicked out of the stadium.
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TopicExperts say it's at least a decade before you can buy a self-driving vehicle
EternalDivide
07/30/19 10:01:08 PM
#4
Driving is one of those things where I want 100% control over. And even then it's all the other lunatic assholes on the road that are the danger.
Fundamentally I will never want anything to do with those death traps.
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TopicAm I the only one who feels like they've wasted their 20's so far?
EternalDivide
07/30/19 9:57:24 PM
#6
Eh. From time to time I do wonder like what the hell happened to my 20s?. For that matter where did my 30s go?

But it's always out of the shock that that much time has passed. Never that I wasted any of it. Because it sure doesn't feel like that much time has passed. It feels like I was just 20 a couple of years ago.
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TopicFast food places you never really liked?
EternalDivide
07/30/19 9:54:18 PM
#19
Subway
Burger King
Farmer Boys (filthy, greasy, dusty interior and nasty food)
Taco Hell
Der Wienersnitzel (Only twice in my life have I gotten food poisoning so bad it was scary that that much was coming out both ends for a whole day. And one of those times it was from this dump)
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TopicGarfield Kart announced.
EternalDivide
07/30/19 8:00:28 PM
#12
Ugh, Garfield.
Garfield, Family Circus and that fat sack of crap Cathy. Some of the worst comics ever put to print.
I hate Mondays, I like lasagna, I'm a dick in general. Every. Fucking. Day.
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TopicWere you actually scared of Y2K?
EternalDivide
07/30/19 2:43:54 PM
#27
No. It was stupid as was everyone who believed it.
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TopicKaty perry lost, jury says dark horse was copied
EternalDivide
07/30/19 1:16:16 PM
#21
Well technically, just as with all pop star's music it's probably the same 2 or 3 middle aged overweight white guys that write it all. So it would be that dude that copied it not her.
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TopicTrailer for The Lighthouse, new film from acclaimed director of The VVitch
EternalDivide
07/30/19 1:11:31 PM
#10
As much as I love The VVitch.
Whatever the hell this is looks neither serious or scary. It actually looks like a parody.
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TopicI just don't think I like alcohol
EternalDivide
07/30/19 12:11:25 AM
#8
Some of it's wonderfully flavorful. A lot of it is just harsh. Or simply roadkill fermented in the sun and bottled (most beer).
Personally I love it. I could drink wine every day. I could drink a long island iced tea every day. And that's the problem. Ever since I first had it with friends underage in high school. I recognized immediately that my getting drunk threshold is way high and that that was a bad thing. We always did shots of whiskey or tequila. Hard stuff. Every time they were done, they would fall asleep, they would all be sick in the morning. And doing it time after time. And then over the years just having drinks in general. I can drink it like water, I love it and it takes a damn lot to get me feeling good.
And I have never had a hangover. I've never even been full blown drunk.

But then here's thing. Alcoholism runs in my family. On both sides. And while I know one side real well the other side is an unknown other than what I've been told i.e. they're drunks. It's killed a few. And a few I've seen drink like a fish and they're still not drunk. So it's a bit scary that I know I have that in me. That ability. And I just need to watch out that I don't become another drunk in the family. I'm too cheap though.
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TopicWas Jackass funny?
EternalDivide
07/30/19 12:00:18 AM
#15
It was funny. I mean in the sense of seeing people doing stupid shit and laughing at them.
It existed before the internet in it's current form i.e. people being able to put up videos (YouTube). So seeing people be stupid was exclusive to a show like that.
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Topici kinda miss having short hair
EternalDivide
07/29/19 9:03:18 AM
#8
Long hair is great. If you can get past that year's worth of it being awkward and poofy. Where a hat can't solve the problem and it's a half bottle of gel to keep it down.

Use to have shoulder length. Loved it. Even had it bleached blonde in the 90s. Because it was the 90s.
It's too much work now. I keep it dyed so the white doesn't show which is a pain in it's own right these days. Had it at my jaw line a year ago.
I think I look better with it short now. But I go through dye faster when it's short. You're always cutting away what little is there. When it was longer it was only the roots I had to deal with. Provided you use color safe shampoos.
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TopicProof Mainstream Rock Music was still good after Kurt Cobain passed
EternalDivide
07/29/19 8:55:33 AM
#24
Whatever that was from 2017 and it certainly wasn't rock, in the first post was exactly what all mainstream every genre has become in the 2010s.
Indistinguishable for each other, limp wristed, pop whininess.
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Topicdo you drink alcohol?
EternalDivide
07/29/19 8:38:20 AM
#19
Every few days. 3-4 times a week at most.
It's mostly red wine though. Rum and coke on occasion. And homemade mojitos when my mint outside is nice looking and I have some limes.
Coffee with a splash of irish cream in the evening in winter and a hot toddy when I feel a cold coming on.
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TopicJust installed the Pluto TV app and for free it's pretty solid.
EternalDivide
07/29/19 8:29:54 AM
#15
I have two reasons I haven't cut my cable.
My phone and internet would become more expensive to the point it's cheaper to have cable included.
And because while I watch very little tv 6 months a year. Come a month from now. I watch every NFL game (unless it's Pats I refuse to watch them, even the SB if they're in it), NFL Network, most college football games, all Dodger games when on. Or I just stream those on reddit. Trying to get into Golden Knights hockey when on. And supercross in the winter/spring.
So sports.
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TopicAnti-gay GOP state rep resigns amid allegations of Grindr hookups
EternalDivide
07/29/19 8:24:17 AM
#15
I'm ok with most things. Robbing the cradle is not one of them. It's creepy. And it's exponentially more creepy when it's two guys.
Two old guys? Yuk but ok. Two regular aged guys/girls? Cool.

But seeing one of those types of couples. Grandpa and some teen. Being all holding hands and kissy kissy with one another in public. I'm near Palm Springs so I've seen it.
It makes my stomach turn. I feel like I'm actually going to be sick. Seeing and smelling vomit. And one of those creepy couples. I can feel the heaving sensation coming on.
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TopicNetflix decided not to pick up a second season of "Tuca & Bertie"
EternalDivide
07/29/19 8:15:34 AM
#5
I'm ok with this.
This is just me and my tastes mind you.
But the way it was advertised I though it was a new series taking place within the same Bojack Horseman universe and it wasn't. It never went dark and the characters were never that interesting. It tries to go dark and serious but it's comedy it too random and over the top for it to work.
BH has a universe where rules apply. Beyond there being animal people with humans there's never anything too over the top happening unless it's drug induced or Todd related. And I get it. Which makes the drama feel more real.
This show has a universe where I didn't understand the rules. Humans, animal people and plant people? But it seems like everyone is in on the joke of it. Everything is over the top. Everyone is Todd. So when they try to go serious it kind of just fell on it's face.
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TopicTencent and Disney are both eyeing Activision Blizzard now
EternalDivide
07/28/19 11:38:55 PM
#15
One's China and probably named after what they view human life is worth. The other is Disney i.e. the Nazi party of the entertainment industry.

Either one is very very bad.
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TopicWhat's the point in BLOCKING users?
EternalDivide
07/28/19 11:35:40 PM
#14
I don't talk with people in real life. I don't know or care to know their thoughts about my thoughts.
Especially those who make it their life to get offended and go some indignant, holier than thou, never ending crusade to ridicule everyone who doesn't have the same view as they do. And stop at nothing to tell you so.

So genuine trolls, people who can't discuss things without getting violated and loud mouthed leftists. OMG the high holy sjw leftists. My ignore list is ripe with over 200 of those.
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TopicKill Bill 2 is so boring compared to 1 >_>
EternalDivide
07/28/19 11:31:12 PM
#16
I think they needed to be edited better.
1 is all action while 2 is all dialogue. For the most part.
They both needed to go half and half with each element.
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TopicMarvel Films - Do you think we will ever see SPOILERS again?
EternalDivide
07/28/19 12:16:53 PM
#10
Tony returning as the AI that runs the Avengers compound or SHIELD and designs new Avengers tech is the logical next step for his character. It happens in the comics.

Thanos in some non speaking flashback cameo.

Cap. As someone already said. Once Evans needs a paycheck he'll come back and they'll do an alternate timeline 50s-60s set story.
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TopicSorry, childless millennials going to Disney World is weird
EternalDivide
07/28/19 2:19:15 AM
#36
Sadly this is a thing.
Idk, it's one of those things you pick up on through like osmosis or something. Through coworkers, friends, etc. And then weep at the state of society.

I'm in SoCal. And people on the numerous dating apps. Straight, gay doesn't matter. I've been told and I've been shown that lots of people, in their 20s and in their fucking 30s have "Disney AP holder" as part of their bios.
Like that's a selling point on them as human beings. Because these mental midgets of a generation go there, as childless adults. In their 30s on dates.
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TopicInfinity War vs Endgame
EternalDivide
07/27/19 12:35:18 PM
#6
Infinity War, by a vast margin.
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TopicSo what's the consensus on Once Upon A Time In Hollywood?
EternalDivide
07/27/19 12:59:21 AM
#28
Seems like most people have it at close to his worst or his worst.
But then give the *but his worst is still better than 99% of other movies.

I haven't enjoyed a thing he's made since Kill Bill. So imho given that's the majority opinion going around about it. It's a hard pass for me.
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TopicFriends under fire for being a homophobic and transphobic sitcom.
EternalDivide
07/26/19 9:27:54 AM
#83
SauI_Goodman posted...
nothing but a buncha snowflakes in this crappy generation.

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TopicOh God I have my 10 year high school reunion Saturday
EternalDivide
07/26/19 6:53:53 AM
#7
I heard through someone that my 20th is happening this winter.
I didn't like seeing those people when I had to see them. It'll be a cold day in hell when I would willingly go out of my way to see them again.
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TopicNYPD Chief: "EVERY New Yorker MUST show respect for our cops."
EternalDivide
07/26/19 5:52:38 AM
#135
Oinkers.
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TopicBoogie2988 needs help. He claims to have been cutting himself.
EternalDivide
07/26/19 5:45:18 AM
#15
I've heard of people cutting themselves forever. And I'm a Gen X'er. It's nothing new.
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TopicFederal Government To Resume Capital Punishment After Nearly 20-Year Hiatus
EternalDivide
07/26/19 2:04:38 AM
#30
Good. These people got the death penalty for good and justifiable reasons. Carry it out.
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TopicStar Wars: Episode IX is being co-written by the writer of Batman v Superman.
EternalDivide
07/26/19 1:20:22 AM
#57
I said this immediately after the nightmare that was watching TLJ.
They have nowhere to take the story. Beyond Rey fights Kylo again. And wins again. There is nothing. No threads, no mystery, no character in mid arc. Nothing. Not even that the galaxy is being threatened my the FO. The galaxy heard the rebel's distress call and said "you know, we're done". There is nowhere for the story to go.

So where does IX go? Think of the stupidest thing you can think of and that's what happens.
One, there's nowhere to go without inventing some new story, mystery and villain in the last film. And two, they're in full panic course correct mode just as I said they would be. Gotta fix everything TLJ did.
That's why the emperor is back. They have nothing so what does everyone remember? Oh! Palpatine! Let's bring him back. But how? Ah, whatever. It was him the whole time. He controlled Snoke, he corrupted Luke, he's Rey's father, his spirit lives in a crystal in the death star gathering strength until Kylo can come and he can posses his body. Whatever. We say it was him this whole time doing everything so it makes it look like we had a plan all along. The super fans will never question it.
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TopicMarvel Director Wants Fans to Stop Calling Natalie Portman 'Female Thor'
EternalDivide
07/25/19 8:59:04 AM
#21
Don't care if a woman becomes Thor for a while.
Don't care if Valkyrie is a lesbian.

I care very very much that they decided to bring back worthless, sleepwalking, charisma-less Padme. One of the very best things about Ragnarok was that for the first time she wasn't there. Endgame featured the best use of her ever. She's in the background and doesn't open her trap. Her being back is enough to kill my interest.
Why couldn't they have brought back Thor's lady friend warrior that disappeared without explanation after Thor 2. Why not have her be Thor.
Or even Padme's idiot friend from the first two movies. She would work perfect as a comedic fish-out-of-water Thor that would compliment Waititi's style.

But no. That would make sense. That would be fun. Instead let's get this boring dope back, after she made such a stink about wanting to leave.
Ugh.
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TopicSaw my first irl Trump supporter hat.
EternalDivide
07/25/19 8:53:37 AM
#29
I've seen them around here since 2016. Hell, there's a vendor on the street corner of the town I work in that sells them. So weather permitting I see them at least once a week and then the people wearing them at the street fair or summer concerts.
And mind you, this is SoCal where the world would have you believe there's nothing but liberals here.
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TopicIs it rude to have loud as fuck poops at work?
EternalDivide
07/24/19 6:16:19 PM
#3
Depends on the work imho.
If it's some white collar office type setting. You know, very professional suit and tie types. Then yeah, I guess. You should try and be as quiet as possible.
Blue collar work like I do. Whatever. If it's loud it's loud. No one should care. But my work sites are huge and bathrooms are plenty so I've honestly yet to share one with anyone.
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TopicUma Thurman's Daughter STUNS at Sony Premiere with her HUGE BOOBS!! Is She Hot??
EternalDivide
07/24/19 3:41:06 AM
#24
Oh shit. She's Robin in Stranger Things.
I liked her. Had no idea this is who she was.
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TopicReminder: A new Scott Stapp album just came out
EternalDivide
07/23/19 6:09:49 PM
#24
RoadsterUFO posted...
Ill just wait for the new Alter Bridge album in October instead.

This. Love them.
Just for good measure. More people need to hear them.


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TopicHow do you deal with a boss that just hates you for seemingly no reason?
EternalDivide
07/23/19 6:01:45 PM
#3
When you know you're on their shit list already just start giving subtle snarky remarks. Do things slower. As a typical boss I'm sure they use your accomplishments to make themselves look good to their superior. So depending on the circumstance i.e. a question that needs answering to accomplish something or extra something you can do for them. Go around your boss to his boss for it. It makes your boss look stupid. So long as it's not anything they can write you up over.

I mean you're already on the list. So fuck it. Become an irritation.
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TopicVote blue no matter who.
EternalDivide
07/23/19 5:02:52 PM
#20
Not just no but hell no.
The last time I voted for a Dem was for Kerry in 2004. And that was an anti Iraq war protest vote for me.

The nonsense the Dem party became in the years since but especially this last decade. No. Never. Never ever for the rest of my life will I vote for a Dem candidate. For anything. I don't agree with a thing they stand for and between them and every other party, they're the ones always coming up with new bs taxes and fees for not living my life the way they think I should. So fuck them. Fuck all of them.

Doesn't mean I'll vote Rep no matter what. Some categories I just leave blank. But usually it's red down the ballot for me.
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TopicThe most unbelievable thing about Stranger Things Season 3
EternalDivide
07/23/19 4:45:11 PM
#4
The one kid has a The Thing poster in his room which bugs me because that movie was not that big a deal when it came out. It gained popularity later.

Realistically the most unbelievable thing is the whole secret Russian base under the mall thing. The moment you give even a second of thought to it it makes less sense than there being a doorway to another world with monsters behind it underground.
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TopicVote NOW: Will the Mueller testimony change anything, or be a nothingburger?
EternalDivide
07/23/19 4:38:52 PM
#14
Nothing.

The only ones who care are the same people who have been ranting about Trump the whole time. "This time. This time. This time!" Etc. And even the usual news channels are giving up on it I've noticed. No one's buying it.
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TopicWhat the FUCK happened with quotes?!?
EternalDivide
07/23/19 4:33:20 PM
#63
No matter where you go. There's always some pissant worthless middle manager fucking shit up because they need to try and justify their existence in their role.
That's the one and only reason crap like this happens. The need to justify their role by instituting "needed improvements".
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TopicLast blackout you experienced?
EternalDivide
07/22/19 7:55:10 PM
#20
The power goes out here every couple of months. Sometimes it's just a few seconds, other times a few minutes.

My city's power grid is from the 50s. Plus they're just incompetent in general. So idk what's up. It's just always been that way ever since I can remember.
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TopicTexan spends $200 on Texas dirt so his baby will be born on Texas soil
EternalDivide
07/22/19 7:49:42 PM
#10
Pretty sure I read a long time ago that this was the exact thing that self destructive asshole Johnny Manziel's lunatic father did.
I don't think he paid for it though. He just carried it around with him from back home for when the time came.

Nonsensical jackassery imho.
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TopicHoly shit the laundry mat is way more expensive than it should be.
EternalDivide
07/22/19 7:41:46 PM
#24
I thankfully have never had to deal with one. Always have had a washer and dryer.
$200 is insane.
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