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Topicwhale destroys man's life. claims he sexually assaulted her after he helped her.
CookieV3
06/27/19 3:17:01 PM
#18
If the first words out of the first English speaking whale ever heard is this man sexually assaulted me you damn better believe Im locking him up.
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Topicwouldn't Christian heaven be boring?
CookieV3
06/26/19 5:24:18 PM
#63
My time at church being educated about this stuff was brief. I always assumed that if a heaven existed, its some eternal white paradise, a blank slate just for you, to do anything you desire and imagine. You get to change your physical appearance too, maybe matching when you were younger or older. You essentially become a little mini god walking among your world.

But if its just ass kissing for all eternity then no thanks. Not like I was putting in the effort for Christianity anyway. At least in hell Id get used to the burning over eternity and still have free will of some kind to contemplate. Maybe talk with other burning people, befriend Mr. Satan, etc.
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Topicpick between these 2 semi useful superpowers
CookieV3
06/24/19 3:07:16 PM
#87
Easily food. Save money and I get to eat my favorite dishes or try new ones daily.
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TopicI Sentenced a Teen to Die in Prison. I Regret It.
CookieV3
06/20/19 11:59:09 AM
#43
Thats a terrible thing he did but Im pretty sure people have done worse at an older age and still got a lesser sentence.
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TopicYoung bear was fed by humans and had many fans. Officials say they had to kill i
CookieV3
06/18/19 4:43:52 PM
#64
littlebro07 posted...
This story makes me unbelievably angry and sad. I'm just thinking of the bear's last moments: seeing more human friends walking up and oh what's that they're holdi-

The betrayal :(
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Topic$100,000 but you can't wash your hands after using the toilet
CookieV3
06/18/19 2:09:39 PM
#6
Yeah, no. Not particularly a germaphobe but my hands just feel unclean after going in there.
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Topicfan made edit to avengers end game removes women and men hugging
CookieV3
06/18/19 1:47:32 PM
#21
I can tell what kind of person this guy is already.
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TopicDo you respect competitive Super Smash Bros?
CookieV3
06/15/19 10:00:06 PM
#16
Even if smash didnt start as a serious fighting game its clear that Nintendo considers the competitive community with balance updates, For Glory, Elite Smash, etc. its both a party game and a fighting game. It doesnt have to be one or the other. Mario Kart doesnt get anything like that.
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TopicDo you respect competitive Super Smash Bros?
CookieV3
06/15/19 9:50:18 PM
#10
Theyve built a fine culture around it and people there are pretty cool. That said the community has its fair share of bad eggs and maybe then some. Just an online player but I watch streams and videos daily.

Particularly smelly players compared to the rest of the FGC. Absolutely sweaty players who would do anything to win like Kirby ledgecamping in Brawl to make a time out once they have a percent advantage. Insulting people based on who they main, bias(m2k playing campy is expected and praised while Hungrybox is slandered for doing the same thing), etc. Its iffy.
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Topicwould you still deed if it came out as 1 giant sperm and you had to fight it?
CookieV3
06/14/19 2:09:26 AM
#20
Why is it aggressive
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TopicWhich planet other than Earth fascinates you the most?
CookieV3
06/12/19 11:08:06 PM
#23
Venus. Its like Earth if it was a badass and mean.
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TopicA meteor the size of Ohio is on collision course with earth...and only...
CookieV3
06/12/19 9:05:03 PM
#19
Kirby. Smash bros. He just does star slam heroes from Star Allies.
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TopicScenario: Your 18 y/o self has traveled to the present to fight you.
CookieV3
06/01/19 7:11:36 PM
#29
The Catgirl Fondler posted...
Knowing 18 year old me, he'd probably turn the lightsaber on himself.

Isnt he doing that already?
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TopicCYOA: You are a normal person looking for normal friends
CookieV3
05/31/19 8:13:25 AM
#232
*LOUD VIGOROUS CLAPPING*

caps
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TopicSo if a baby bird falls out of a tree
CookieV3
05/28/19 4:08:39 PM
#11
Happened to me once only the nest itself fell. There were two other babies and they died in the fall leaving only one. We tried to take it somewhere but nobody would accept it and we were told to put it back where I found it so the mother would see it. First night after a storm and it barely lived. Tried taking it back to the house in desperation so that maybe we could keep it awhile but the answer was still no by my dad. Next time I came by it was dead. I really wanted to save that thing but I simply wasnt allowed to and it really wouldnt have worked out
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TopicCYOA: You are a normal person looking for normal friends
CookieV3
05/28/19 3:05:42 PM
#213
A

This story was soo entertaining
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TopicWould you smash a Nintendo Switch if asked to?
CookieV3
05/27/19 5:01:03 PM
#18
Calwings posted...
3jo6OIM

What form of the word "smash" are you referring to?

Op said with a hammer.
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TopicThis is super cool. Give an AI some inspiration and it writes for you
CookieV3
05/27/19 11:50:19 AM
#77
This is what came up when I typed in Sonic.

Sonic Heroes 2 Sonic Mania Sonicomi Sonny Sons of Triskelion Sonya: The Great Adventure Sophie's Curse Sora Sorcerer King Sorcery Saga: Curse of the Great Curry God Sorgina: A Tale of Witches Sorry, James SOS: SPECIAL OPERATIVE STORIES SosSurvival Soul at Stake Soul Axiom Soul Gambler Soul of the Devil Soul Saber 2 Soul Searching Soul Smith of the Kingdom Soulcaster: Part I & II SoulHunt Soulless: Ray Of Hope SoulSet Soulslayer SoulWorker Sound of Drop - fall into poison - Soundodger+ Soup South Park The Fractured But Whole Sovereignty: Crown of Kings Space Battle Core Space Beret Space Codex Space Colony Space Drifters 2D Space Farmers Space Food Truck Space Fuss Space Grunts Space Hole 2016 Space Hotel Space Hulk Space Hulk Ascension Space Hulk: Deathwing Space Impact Glitch Space Incident Space Invaders Extreme Space Jammers Space Journey Space Live - Advent of the Net Idols Space Merchants: Arena Space Moth DX SPACE MOUSE Space Odyssey Space Overlords Space Pilgrim Episode I: Alpha Centauri Space Pilgrim Episode II: Epsilon Indi Space Pilgrim Episode III: Delta Pavonis Space Pilgrim Episode IV: Sol Space Pirates and Zombies Space Pirates and Zombies 2 Space Radiance Space Rangers HD: A War Apart Space Rangers: Quest Space Ribbon Space Rift - Episode 1 Space Ripper Space Rogue Space Run
Not even joking lmao.
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Topicits dumb they made a new five nights at freddy's game
CookieV3
05/26/19 3:23:02 PM
#17
Lairen posted...
The reasons and rules were really stupid. Animatronics running around, not charging while you are in 2 door room that needs a ton of power to close the doors or they kill you. And you only work for a week...

And this is the least stupid one......

The company in game in charge of Freddy Fazbears is pretty dumb in general. Why make a night mode for your animatronics so their servos dont lock up when you can just make the animatronics air powered, activated only by music disk or whatever and bolted to the floor like Chuck E Cheese. Hell, just fix that night mode so it stops killing people on sight, hm?
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Topicits dumb they made a new five nights at freddy's game
CookieV3
05/26/19 3:03:31 PM
#7
Starting from 3 I think the series couldve ended just fine. Same for 4 as that seemed like the logical end point for how deadly the animatronics could get. Sister location did leave things open I recall so theres that.
I havent seen the series till recently so I thought it just died. Its just a big money maker really.
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TopicWhat is your reaction to seeing someone extremely talented at something?
CookieV3
05/26/19 6:19:10 AM
#7
Good job, part jealousy if theyre good at something I like doing.
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TopicWould it be possible to convert The Binding of Isaac into an arcade cabinet?
CookieV3
05/26/19 6:15:40 AM
#7
Bad_Mojo posted...
This would just be for personal use

I would ask on Reddit, but I don't have a clue where I would ask and Reddit is bull shit with that sort of stuff

Yeah I know. Youre not Edmund McMillen of course. Just thinking hypothetically.
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TopicWould it be possible to convert The Binding of Isaac into an arcade cabinet?
CookieV3
05/25/19 9:13:44 PM
#4
Im sure it is and itd be cool to see. If youre good at the game youll be hogging the machine for awhile though. Some runs take looong.
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TopicMan allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles
CookieV3
05/23/19 3:02:36 PM
#13
Saddest man on Earth lmao
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TopicWhat would you do if your pancake attacked you?
CookieV3
05/21/19 1:24:02 PM
#15
Comment on how wacky this is and attempt to appeal to its desires to make it my pet.
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Topicdoes it disturb you that America is now the "bad guy" country?
CookieV3
05/20/19 2:08:37 PM
#154
Metal Gear...?
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TopicHow would Batman beat Thanos with completed Infinity Gauntlet?
CookieV3
05/17/19 10:02:58 AM
#54
If Batman gets prep time he kills Thanos ez pz.
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Topicwhat does it mean when on reddit someone posts "this guy fucks"?
CookieV3
05/16/19 2:12:45 PM
#3
it means he fuck
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TopicTransgender claims she feels like a real woman thanks to new vagina made of fish
CookieV3
05/16/19 12:05:13 PM
#16
eston posted...
CookieV3 posted...
I'm more interested in how her previous vagina shriveled up and died apparently.

The article seems to indicate that the surgeons fucked up

I know but like how lmao
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TopicWorries MOUNT over Tifa's BUST size in FF7 as #boobgate POST on reddit is LOCKED
CookieV3
05/16/19 12:01:19 PM
#137
MetalGearSquid posted...
Boobgate thread that was LOCKED-
D5y2dIu

That guy sounds so obnoxious. Just imagine him with the voice of the comic book guy from the Simpsons
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TopicTransgender claims she feels like a real woman thanks to new vagina made of fish
CookieV3
05/16/19 11:46:07 AM
#11
I'm more interested in how her previous vagina shriveled up and died apparently.
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Topichow do you feel about spicy food
CookieV3
05/16/19 11:37:17 AM
#17
I love it. Every once in awhile I'll just put a ton of sauce or chili oil in my food and suffer for a bit. I often end up going for the spicy option in restaurants too, though most of the time that ends up disappointing me when I can't feel the spice at all. Taste is optimal but the heat alone is worth it to me.

basically my mouth get wet like pussy whenever I think about spicy food.
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TopicSuper Saiyan 4 = Monkey Man
CookieV3
05/13/19 11:56:02 AM
#6
Frieza would agree.
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TopicScenario: Your childhood pet is resurrected by a mad scientist.
CookieV3
05/13/19 10:29:06 AM
#4
why does my dog have a stack of cash
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TopicGamerDating is a dating site for Gamers
CookieV3
05/10/19 12:01:42 PM
#43
FINALLY, a mating ground for Gamers!
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