Lurker > Hambo the Hog

ArchiePeck posted...

Depends what they actually look like LOL

This. Chunky guys can be super attractive and different guys wear their weight differently. There's probably a limit (unless you're an inflation fetishist), but it'd be tough to find one without one exception.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

If it were available in the original Sapphire, I'd say Drought Ninetales so it would always be sunny.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Because Zelda got an amazing haircut and Nintendo knew the world needed to see it in these trying times.

Also because a lot of people had a lot of fun playing the first one and would welcome another similar experience.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Yes it's bad, act your age and get excited about bingo instead.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Cuz she was awesome in Dead Fantasy and then barely did anything cool or noteworthy when I actually played the game.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

HylianFox posted...

I have a gif if you wanna see it

Well whaddya know, his dick is in there after all. Nice. Also I remember he was strangely attractive throughout the film.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

HylianFox posted...

I have a gif if you wanna see it

Hit me up brah.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

au_gold posted...

What did you think of Ben Afflecks penis?

That was in it? Why don't I remember that?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Manocheese posted...

But have they found Bigfoot yet?

brb datamining reality.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

I thought you were talking about DC Comics and was wondering how significant a role the DMV could possibly play in a comic book.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

gbagcn posted...

But why are you trying to predict what will happen in a story?

Because I *pushes up glasses* am a scientist.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Because spoilers deprive you of the opportunity to make hypotheses given the evidence at any given time in a story and see how they compare to what actually happens.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

I liked failing and repeating quests. Each time you learn something new about the people and their actions and relationships and how to better help or manipulate them. But maybe I'm in the minority in that I always preferred sidequests over dungeons in Zeldas anyway.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

True villainy.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Haha, that was cute. Though the fact that it hung on the image and style in the thumbnail for so long was more horrifying than necessary lol.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Rosalina, but of those options, Daisy or Yoshi.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

The_Scarecrow posted...

Okamiden is a spiritual successor but we dont like to talk about that game. Its not bad just not as good as the original Okami.

"Spiritual successor"? Okamiden is literally a sequel in the same world with many returning characters and events resulting from the first game. It's fair to not want to talk about it though. It wasn't nearly as good as Okami.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

How dare they announce this before release day? Now we gotta endure the agony of waiting for it. >:[

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Which of the Souls games do you think is the best objectively speaking?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Which Souls game do you think has the best character design?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Que lindo es.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

I don't know if I could do over 859 pushups a day for seven days straight, but I know I wouldn't bother trying.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Looks alright. Would hafta see the bottom half for a proper rating.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

They're too lean. I buy them each a burger to make them more soft and cuddly.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Crepes posted...

As promised here is the first clue.

The answer involves doing something with one of the cigarettes

I've got it. They light the cigarettes. The thing they do with one of the cigarettes is light it.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

I can't believe this one guy stooped so low.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

10/10 would hug

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Antifar posted...

$30

Ooh not bad. It looks fun, like a cross between Sonic and Crash Bandicoot.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

How much is new Yooka Laylee?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

You coulda had a bad bitch.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

I've never seen an episode of Parks and Rec with Craig in it, but I do as a rule love Billy Eichner.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

It's literally only like 11 here. Check your time zone privilege.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Crepes posted...

Nope - you're on the right tracks though.

Tracks...so a nearby train derails and explodes, sending flaming debris towards our four friends and lighting their cigarettes.


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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

ssj3vegeta posted...

dude...you'll get dose kidney stones or whatever da fuck dats supposed to be hella painful when you pee em out

Yeah but ya know what I won't get? Fish shit in my mouth.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Crepes posted...

Nope. Not the one I have here.

The one you have there is wrong. Whatever it is, it doesn't make sense like the answer about the people stripping and using body heat to ignite the cigarettes.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Crepes posted...

Nope.

I think you're wrong. That's pretty much gotta be the answer.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

littlebro07 posted...

They strip naked and rub against each other, using the body heat to light the cigarettes

Pretty sure this is the answer.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Water is for the fishes. I drink soda like a civilized human being.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

The park is on fire.

They have a magnifying glass and do that thing with the sunlight.

They have a flashlight and "light" the cigs with it.

A fifth person with a lighter walks by and they borrow that.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Well you could just keep adding "and" and basically list every noun and gerund starting with A. The sentence might not end up making much sense or come out as very natural, but you could. Same with O and "or."

Oddly, Olivia ordered olives or orange or olive oil or oboes or ocelots or ostriches or onomatopoeia [...] on our order.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Mistere Man posted...

I recommend the villain mustache for your pubes.

Snidely Whiplash crotch!

Now I really wanna see a ridiculous curly villain mustache made of pubes.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Cute lol. Wouldn't have expected something like this from them.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

I like those style swapped mons. Also I still like the new pokemon designs, even if the games themselves are stale.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

That's gross dude. You use it once, then turn it inside out and use it again, then throw it out.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Does the book say he's white?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Von_Miller posted...

i make out with him

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1