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Topicpentagon to talk to white house officials about plan to send us troops to ME
GasMonkey
05/22/19 5:05:51 PM
#7
the North East about to be rocked
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TopicGUYS!!! I took a pic of my friends 18 year old hot sister sleeping on the couch.
GasMonkey
05/22/19 4:57:36 PM
#60
reporting Gamefaqs to the authorities for allowing illegal activities to be hosted and for hosting illegally obtained photos without consent of the victim.
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TopicSo, are all mentions of emulators banned?
GasMonkey
05/22/19 4:49:48 PM
#29
you can be modded for posting generalizations even if they are established fact. its the wild west here. dont take it seriously, troll the mods when you feel like it and the worst that can happen is you have to post on an alt they cant stop you from creating.
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TopicGUYS!!! I took a pic of my friends 18 year old hot sister sleeping on the couch.
GasMonkey
05/22/19 4:46:14 PM
#45
this feels illegal for some reason. hope you live in a state that allows 1 party consent to surveillance. thats not a public place, she has an expectation of privacy.
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TopicWhich of these magical fantasy worlds would you rather live in?
GasMonkey
05/22/19 3:34:32 PM
#4
First option is star trek

beam me aboard cap'n
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TopicKoalas are officially 'functionally extinct'
GasMonkey
05/22/19 3:19:18 PM
#20
r25 posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
I had to endure the disgrace of having to eat pap (mother's poop) growing up

4gp9nVD

alot of herbivores need to do this or they wont be able to digest their food once weaned. litteraly every rabbit has to do this for example
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TopicPeople wanna act menacing towards me in PUBLIC! OHKAY!!!!
GasMonkey
05/22/19 3:07:27 PM
#9
this is just sad
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TopicArms forfeiture and 45 days in jail? Mercifully light for the United States.
GasMonkey
05/22/19 2:01:42 PM
#9
so he will just get one illegally and continue on as normal. fuck the law
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TopicIs Alabama the most backward state in the USA?
GasMonkey
05/22/19 1:50:36 PM
#36
_Rinku_ posted...
Ic3Bullet posted...
I live in the county that is in the very upper-left corner of Alabama. So a lot of my friends and co-workers live in Tennessee. Honestly, the most backwards people are those Tennessee people, as they live in a very backwater part of the state -- that is to say from my apartment, you'd have to drive 100 miles through Tennessee to get to the nearest Walmart in that direction (although there are two Walmarts in my town).

I have a good idea of which county and specifically which city you probably live in based on this. >_>

lol at basing civilization on if there is a walmart or mcdonalds. not an attack on you but i hear it alot.
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TopicTrump Golf Costs $102 Million And Counting, With Taxpayers Picking Up The Tab
GasMonkey
05/22/19 12:55:24 PM
#19
CanuckCowboy posted...
But the dems wasted 40 million on their evil agenda against the impeccable Donald which caused so much stress the needed to golf that much to maintain his mental health and continue being the greatest president ever.

i know right!?
maybe the 35million recovered from manaforts fuckery can pay for a few more trips.
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TopicTrump Golf Costs $102 Million And Counting, With Taxpayers Picking Up The Tab
GasMonkey
05/22/19 12:38:55 PM
#3
fiscally conservative party
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TopicWhich Chinese food do you like?
GasMonkey
05/22/19 12:28:47 PM
#15
LightHawKnight posted...
So American Chinese food or real Chinese food? Not sure if they have an English name, but my favorite dishes are the stir fried clams with ground pork, and the salt pepper garlic squid.

that sounds amazing
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TopicDoctors successfully reattach small penis of castrated man.
GasMonkey
05/22/19 12:27:30 PM
#21
i get warned for generalizations and this topic makeing a generalization about Chinese penises is a ok. must be because i generalized republicans on an alt right forum i suppose.
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TopicWhich Chinese food do you like?
GasMonkey
05/22/19 12:23:29 PM
#10
all of it pretty much
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TopicPsychic powers but you become the opposite sex.
GasMonkey
05/22/19 12:22:42 PM
#29
deal just for telekinesis
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TopicCompared to the rest of CE, how attractive are you?
GasMonkey
05/22/19 12:18:55 PM
#18
well above average. you all have seen, and if you are on the sexuality board youve seen all of me.
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TopicTrump: 40 Million Dollars. 18 Angry Democrats. NO COLLUSION and NO OBSTRUCTION!
GasMonkey
05/22/19 12:16:58 PM
#15
hes so transparent that he wont show his tax returns or his grades. (that he himself brags about)
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TopicThere are three open registers at the store, which one do you go to
GasMonkey
05/22/19 12:13:07 PM
#8
self checkout. odds are the person at the hot chick counter will be having a conversation while the line backs up.
the ugly line will probably try to hold a conversation.

ill go self checkout. i dont have time for that crap, im there for a reason.
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TopicJust applied to 8 jobs that I am a perfect candidate for
GasMonkey
05/22/19 12:10:38 PM
#16
i keep getting calls for machine tech jobs that only pay 13 an hour. i have to keep telling them the gas stations in my small town pay more than that and to call me when they can offer a proper wage or salary
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TopicWhy didnt Kane go to jail for attempted murder for trying to kill the Undertaker
GasMonkey
05/21/19 3:40:52 PM
#8
Solar_Crimson posted...
GasMonkey posted...
uhh. isnt kane another role the same guy who plays undertaker plays.

Nope. They've even showed up together many times, both as teammates and as opponents.

I do remember back when the two were kayfabe brothers and the reason Kane wore a mask was because Undertaker burned his face when they were kids.

ah i remember now. i was having one of those "its gonna bother me now" moments and was about to google it.
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TopicI prefer Mission Brand flour tortillas over "real" tacos in Mexico
GasMonkey
05/21/19 3:36:26 PM
#3
they make the best tortilla chips (corn)by far.
*stands with TC*
if we are wrong i dont wanna be right

(hail hydra)
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Topic[Live Event] Trump hosting rally in Pennsylvania
GasMonkey
05/21/19 3:34:43 PM
#32
Giant_Aspirin posted...
GasMonkey posted...
trump also blew through 8 years of what obama spent on travel and vacations in his first year


and let's not forget that the overwhelming majority of the US tax dollars spent on Donnie's travel went right to his own hotels ie into his own pockets

bingo
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TopicWhy didnt Kane go to jail for attempted murder for trying to kill the Undertaker
GasMonkey
05/21/19 3:33:19 PM
#4
uhh. isnt kane another role the same guy who plays undertaker plays. nick folly had 3 characters too. (i havent watched or kept up or cared about any of it since the attitude era fwiw)
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Topic[Live Event] Trump hosting rally in Pennsylvania
GasMonkey
05/21/19 3:30:28 PM
#28
Hexenherz posted...
Heineken14 posted...
I'd rather watch the real time fact checking on all of his obvious bullshit lies.

You'd need a crew of like twenty people just to keep up.

Heineken14 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
I still don't understand why Trump continues to hold rallies while being president...

Feels like a waste of the President's time and resources... The kind of thing Trump would wail on if Obama or Clinton did


The right constantly cried about Obama being the "campaigner in Chief" but now suddenly silent when Donnie has his safe space rallies every other week.

They also hopped on board the hate train against Obama playing golf. Trump has spent on the green in two years almost 2/3 of what Obama did after eight...


trump also blew through 8 years of what obama spent on travel and vacations in his first year
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TopicIs Alabama the most backward state in the USA?
GasMonkey
05/21/19 3:22:18 PM
#4
Mississippi
Alabama
Missouri

all bass ackwards
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TopicPlaying Catch-Up in the Game of Life - Millennials Approach Middle Age in Crisis
GasMonkey
05/21/19 3:20:55 PM
#16
SquantoZ posted...
The current birthrate of around 1.8 children per woman


Jesus fucking Christ! Millennial women are having headless children.


A+
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Topic$100 but Florida gets hit with a category 5 hurricane dis year
GasMonkey
05/21/19 3:18:25 PM
#7
there will be. we have had "once in a lifetime" hurricanes multiple times a year for the last 5 years or so
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TopicPlaying Catch-Up in the Game of Life - Millennials Approach Middle Age in Crisis
GasMonkey
05/21/19 3:15:52 PM
#11
i plan on having the most debt i can before i die. i win mother fuckers
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TopicThe UN thinks AI assistants are sexist because they do what they're told
GasMonkey
05/21/19 3:14:02 PM
#21
funny how people forget how we have the world we have today and how happily they will throw away the things that made it. the UN while toothless is still a forum to have a dialogue instead of resulting to conflict as a first option. same with vaccines, people have forgot how it use to be.
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TopicChildren mixed their own semen into teachers pancakes
GasMonkey
05/21/19 3:06:41 PM
#90
sktgamer_13dude posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Why am I not surprised horse guy fender is having trouble understanding the issue.

Because people will respond to him if he just posts shock things. No one would pay attention to him if he didnt have his shorty gimmick.

GasMonkey posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Wasn't this a South Park episode?

yeah butters energy drink

Hes talking about the one where they put the sea people into the teachers drink and shes found dead with semen in her stomach. Simpsons Did It or something like that.

ah yeah ok i forgot about that one
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TopicIf Armored Core 6 comes out for PS5, I'm gonna meltdown
GasMonkey
05/21/19 3:05:20 PM
#2
did they go back to how it was before 5? if not pass
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TopicHow often do you go to the Dentist in a year?
GasMonkey
05/21/19 2:11:06 PM
#5
usually only when something happens. im blessed to have good genetics for tooth strength. however went today to see about getting my last wisdom tooth pulled
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TopicList villains whose machinations lay undetected for years
GasMonkey
05/21/19 11:33:35 AM
#2
Lavos
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TopicRobert F. Smith pays of student debt for 2019 grads
GasMonkey
05/21/19 11:22:58 AM
#7
Shotgunnova posted...
CesarFaison posted...
To those graduates that was probably just like Heaven.
Now they won't be in the same deep water as you and me. What a pal.

shut the fuck up
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TopicChildren mixed their own semen into teachers pancakes
GasMonkey
05/21/19 11:20:17 AM
#32
Questionmarktarius posted...
Wasn't this a South Park episode?

yeah butters energy drink
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TopicChildren mixed their own semen into teachers pancakes
GasMonkey
05/21/19 11:14:26 AM
#28
thats considered poisoning iirc and a federal crime.
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TopicWhat do you call it when someone has very round muscles?
GasMonkey
05/21/19 11:12:34 AM
#6
chest looks like implants. rest looks like he dosent know how to bulk then cut properly or its just his genetics.
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TopicWho are more conservative and strict: a Muslim, or a Catholic?
GasMonkey
05/21/19 10:39:03 AM
#7
Alpha218 posted...
Why do you seem to hate Catholics so much Snu? If anything, here in the US they are one of the more liberal sects of Christianity, and are a Democratic voting bloc

shut the fuck up
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TopicMost of Rural America won't bounce back.
GasMonkey
05/21/19 10:15:09 AM
#51
good. its what they want. if they want water without hookworm they can pull up those boot straps and get to work.
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TopicYou can only play one Xenoblade game for the rest of your life. Which do u pick?
GasMonkey
05/21/19 10:14:14 AM
#13
Modifier posted...
GasMonkey posted...
gears

That's a "gears" game, not a "blade" one.

still best xenoblade game
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TopicIf you're above 24 and watch anime
GasMonkey
05/21/19 10:11:42 AM
#39
Shotgunnova posted...
If loving Outlaw Star is wrong, I don't want to be right.

shut the fuck up
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TopicYou can only play one Xenoblade game for the rest of your life. Which do u pick?
GasMonkey
05/21/19 10:10:05 AM
#11
gears
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TopicMost of Rural America won't bounce back.
GasMonkey
05/21/19 10:08:14 AM
#48
Sackgurl posted...
DevsBro posted...
Yes, exactly.

so, shouldn't we care about the concerns and needs of four people about four times more than the concerns and needs of one person, since we are caring about each of them equally?

dont expect internal consisity from those types
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Topicthe controversy over mr ratburn getting married is fucking stupid
GasMonkey
05/21/19 10:05:59 AM
#11
Talibama
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TopicMost of Rural America won't bounce back.
GasMonkey
05/21/19 9:50:00 AM
#43
averagejoel posted...
NameWithSpaces posted...

why are people still linking to breitbart. why is it not autoflagged or something

because we have alt right sympathisers on the mod team and administration
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TopicMen shouldn't be making laws about women's bodies
GasMonkey
05/17/19 11:39:55 AM
#32
A pregnant woman who is injured and aborts the fetus warrants financial compensation only (to her husband), suggesting that the fetus is property, not a person (Exodus 21:22-25).

The gruesome priestly purity test to which a wife accused of adultery must submit will cause her to abort the fetus if she is guilty, indicating that the fetus does not possess a right to life (Numbers 5:11-31).

God enumerated his punishments for disobedience, including "cursed shall be the fruit of your womb" and "you will eat the fruit of your womb," directly contradicting sanctity-of-life claims (Deuteronomy 28:18,53).

Elisha's prophecy for soon-to-be King Hazael said he would attack the Israelites, burn their cities, crush the heads of their babies and rip open their pregnant women (2 Kings 8:12).

King Menahem of Israel destroyed Tiphsah (also called Tappuah) and the surrounding towns, killing all residents and ripping open pregnant women with the sword (2 Kings 15:16).

Isaiah prophesied doom for Babylon, including the murder of unborn children: "They will have no pity on the fruit of the womb" (Isaiah 13:18).

For worshiping idols, God declared that not one of his people would live, not a man, woman or child (not even babies in arms), again confuting assertions about the sanctity of life (Jeremiah 44:7-8).

God will punish the Israelites by destroying their unborn children, who will die at birth, or perish in the womb, or never even be conceived (Hosea 9:10-16).

For rebelling against God, Samaria's people will be killed, their babies will be dashed to death against the ground, and their pregnant women will be ripped open with a sword (Hosea 13:16).

Jesus did not express any special concern for unborn children during the anticipated end times: "Woe to pregnant women and those who are nursing" (Matthew 24:19).
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TopicMen shouldn't be making laws about women's bodies
GasMonkey
05/17/19 11:36:04 AM
#23
no no no.

laws shouldnt be written by any religous people, they cant be trusted.
dont force your petty dogma on others

wich is funny because bible states some 30 something times how abortion is ok or says babys in the womb arent people.
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