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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Can't forget @JimCarrysToe

We'd have a big liquor and ketchup party.

Yeah i dont get it. I feel bad. That should be the first name that came to mind. Thats why i didnt wanna make a list at all but even then I fucked up. Lol.


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JimCarrysToe posted...

I would say I'd be friends with @CanuckCowboy ..... but I'd totally end up just ignoring him to be walters second bestie sorry canuck!

I would one thousand percent do the same thing.

also this is why i wouldnt list names. Shes in my sig and literally the best ceer and if ce doesnt get it right walter is totes gonna hunt everyone down like a more effective feline john wick and I still didnt think to toss that in.

My brain lets me down as often as homers.

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butthole666 posted...

First show new band tonight. Have never played bass in a band and am nervous as hell but venue has free beers for bands B^]

Youre gonna kill it buds.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

I don't know the guy too well honestly, I just saw a few of his recovery threads and people were just being awful to him. I haven't been around long enough to know much of his past or history. I just thought CE was beating up on a guy who was in recovery for whatever reason.

I agree with this. I (probly forgetting a post or two though tbh) always tried to be supportive just in case. But i think he was basically just being a total dick to people with honest to god life or death dependency shit going on.

Dude would make a topic one week about going back to jail or being homeless and 10 days later hed make on about dropping 400 on yugioh cards or some shit.

i dont doubt he had issues but he had to have had it pretty good and a pretty good support system and no desperation of real urgency.


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JimCarrysToe posted...

I didn't know trump made music lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMhRGd8F_ZU

Beside the point but its not always dick and pussy... its cerebral! Those arent mutually exclusive in the least.

If women didnt exist, and sex itself didnt exist, and it was just a buncha dudes and procreation amounted to jerking off onto the dirt and having some minimalistic chance of a child plant growing (cause being realistic the fertilization rate would have to be really low in this system)... i cant speak good... anyways if all that was the case then wed be lucky to be in the bronze age in the 21st century.

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a-c-a-b posted...

I don't think his drug use was nearly as bad as he wanted people to think it was. I don't doubt that he did some meth but it seemed pretty obvious that he was just doing it for the attention. He was trying to take his YouTube / internet persona to new extremes so that people would keep paying attention to him.

I'm glad he's clean but I still don't have any respect for him.

Thats p much how i feel tbh.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

I legit believe octopus are an alien species and don't belong here. I think they came from somewhere else and landed in our ocean, adapted, and live here. The things they are capable of, the intelligence, the flashes of camouflage are like nothing on this earth, and their biological makeup is so entirely unique in comparison.

Fascinating little critters.

https://youtu.be/eizC0bmEnxc?t=106

right?

they are fucking amazing.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Yeah, and less likely to drop it and spill it everywhere because it's smaller and lighter. I've been through a few keyboards due to drunk spilling.

Also more durable. That plastic takes a fall better than glass and i feel like a lot of companies go to glass beyond mickeys. Not all but a lot.

Also if you happen to be 14 and an inexperienced drinker you can get hammered enough off a mickey of wisers (mighta been alberta premium) to vomit all over yourself and get picked up bu the cops.

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DrizztLink posted...

I'd be down to meet quite a few.

We'd kidnap the shitposters and make them fight Bloodsport-style to earn the right to shitpost.

@Johnny_Nutcase
@MabusIncarnate
@CanuckCowboy

fuck yeah this.

@a-c-a-b

.... actually i was gonna list em and there are probly a good half dozen more but im not gonna try for a comprehensive list here.

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

It's pointless to try and convince CEmen that women are anything more helpful than a trophy to confirm status earned by a man.

With this case its different. Honestly since amazon was made initially to sell her book she deserves half imo.

When a pro athletes wife has to give up half its insane. Even if they were together before he was rich how many points did she contribute?

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He looks fuckin awesome.

Like hes thinking im not saying im not grateful but just in case im gonna stay ready to slaughter you all for now

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a-c-a-b posted...

Sneaky little bastard.

I'd still take that over any other Xmas present.

hes genuinely the most devious little predator ive ever seen. But yeah getting him was one of the best things ive ever done. Hes just cool as fuck.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Ohhh he ain't small.

He fakes it good. But then hes all haha i kill!



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Nooooo im small and helpless hiding in a bag. please dont expose me



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Scotty_Rogers posted...

Married sex is truly the best.

A poll of married people found.... that was a lie.

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The night before was great.

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a-c-a-b posted...

I'm not getting drunk because it's some stupid holiday.

I'm getting drunk because I'm an alcoholic.

Cheers friends.

Fuck yeah pilly. Fuck yeah in general.

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Abiz_ posted...

It's more like Santa saw the video of Walter mauling a stocking. He threw down all that food. So walter was too busy to maul him.

Use it as a reminder to be better to Doge next year.

Walter is always nice to doge. Doge is a self obsessed narcissist who is mean to cate

....but before the bbq thing I mean.

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jpennys_cat posted...

Well, what am I supposed to do with this coal, use it to cook birbs? Because I already have a slow cooker fur that.

holy shit. This is what santa wanted. Tonight we feast on doge bbq


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if you ever try to skip a buncha songs quickly youre gonna look funny but honestly thts a bonus.

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DrizztLink posted...

Holy shit.

I can skip songs with these headphones by swiping on the ear piece.

Well fuck thats fuckin cool.

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WrestlinFan posted...

Merry Christmas dudes.

a merry christmas to all. And to all a drunk knight.

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PatrickMahomes posted...

I am such a lightweight. All I had was a vodka/sprite and like two beers at the bowling alley, yet here I am almost too drunk to watch die hard and pouring like half a drop of khalua (spelling?) into my coffee

This is ridiculous

Fuck ive had like... i dunno beers and a handful of rum and egg nogs.

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jpennys_cat posted...

The next time I see Santa, I'm going to bite him.

Whoah whoah.... whoah there. Thats a bad pr move and also walter is like 8 months old and santa did good for his first christmas. He even got a stocking.

Oh i said a stocking earlier. I didnt get it but my mom got him a stocking and customized ornament. Walter loves christmas.

We will take down lying narcissistic doge but walter is p sure santa is cool.

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Not if you do it right

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Its a great day for 8 beers.

I already had 8 beers.

Wells its a great days to have 8 more beers.

Id have 8 more beers!

whats a menonites favourite kinda raisin?

a barn raisin

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MabusIncarnate posted...

I finished season 7 a few days ago it was great.. and yeah I tried everything from nutro, blue and science diet and they settled on purina beyond.. it's a decent food at least.

Same except whiskas kitten formula probly isnt such a good food sadly. Id expect him to like the more natural shit but nope. Unless its raw beef he wants the fast food level shit. Lol.

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Also finally watching season 7 of letterkenny. Way better than 5 and 6 tbh.

Thank fuck theyre brining the letterkenny irish back

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MabusIncarnate posted...

My cats are both chicken and turkey eaters.. one wont touch beef the other kind of eats anything.

Walter is a picky randomizing punk. Lol. Literally the only two things he always likes are raw beef and whiskas kitten chow.

Ive spent so much on high end food for that dick and he eats so picky.

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also walter isnt that into turkey hearts.

I thought hed be all over that shit. Dude just has a thing for red meat though.
Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Yeah man I noticed that happens on Thanksgiving too for sure.

Its a holiday tragedy. But ill take it.

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DrizztLink posted...

BUTTCHUG

That is the only solution. Good call.


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Wait so thats not a canadian tradition?

my whole life ive been lied to.

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Walter got cat nip, ground beef, a turkey heart, some other turkey, and his own stocking and ornament. Also some treats but i still cant find a dry treat of any kind he actually likes.


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So full its hard to get drunk. >_>

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inloveanddeath0 posted...

It could very well be Canuck
@CanuckCowboy

Yep thats me.

Hard alcohol just leads to random adventures i can honestly do without. Lol.

I got some whiskey a couple months back and it lead to.... well nothing cause i couldnt drive and neither could anyone else. But it was the firs time in ages i really wanted to get some blow. Lol. Stupid whiskey.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Fuck yeah.. and I agree it was a solid 7 movie but hardly the best of the year. Good survive against a man eating crocodile infestation movie but it wasn't amazing. It's a good watch though for sure.

Exactly. I definitely enjoyed it but yeah... not groundbreaking or a must watch necessarily. Id recommend it but its just good.

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Wow. I am drunk as fucking balls for 5pm

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I fucking knew walter couldnt have lost legitimately.

but really i dont know the details or anything but that sucks. People always gotta ruin shit.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

You should watch Crawl if you haven't seen it

Its good. I saw it a while back. But i saw tarantino put it top 3 of the year and i mean really tarantino is still just some guy but i think thatll overhype it for a lot of people.

Iirc its by his latest protege dude though. So that probly helped that rating.

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@a-c-a-b posted...

@CanuckCowboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvQOPUHGH8

Fuck i love that song. He does it so fucking perfectly.

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DrizztLink posted...

I am haunted by the memory of my nachos.

I hear the bubbling of the cheese under my floorboards.

A whisper of jalapeno slips across my awareness, a gentle kiss of better times only to slip away into the horror that is the daily torture of the commonplace.

I am fucking moved by this

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inloveanddeath0 posted...

I'm guessing mabus is working

That sucks. It depends on the person i guess but one of the reasons i left my manufacturing gig for no benefits or pension was the fact i hate shift work. Its a bitch.

I work regular hours now and also my old job was in finishing and it was just a
lot of putty and sand and stain. After a coupla years it got old. Then they brought in graveyards in finishing and i was done.

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Earwigs might be an insect and harmless but also still earwigs. Fuck those things.

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JimCarrysToe posted...

Idk much about him either but I voted for him too.

Great minds etc. Damn hes losing now. He was up when I voted.

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Southernfatman posted...

Is your dad Mr. House?

I came here to say those things are worth like 2000 caps. Ya beat me.

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Jagr_68 posted...

???

An accent and a... lightsaber?

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MegaTech cause i hear hes a good dude and id feel great if the person who beat me is the one to lose to @JimCarrysToe in the finals. >_>

Pretty sure theyre both good posters i just dont really have a lot of context.

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Oh well.

Where can i see more of the chick from rogue one though? She needs to be more famous.

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