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Topic | Save That Robot (Round 45) |
monkeysRfunny 11/20/19 3:29:34 PM #36 | Android 18 Roberto --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Landlords literally think this way |
monkeysRfunny 11/20/19 3:28:46 PM #32 | The Trent posted... Paragon21XX posted...ExtremeLuchador posted...None of you ever had problems with a property owner? lol No, just a standard smart decision situation --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Indiana Cop Fired After Stopping Black Patrons For Looking 'Suspicious' |
monkeysRfunny 11/18/19 11:44:50 PM #1 | https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/indiana-officer-fired-suspicious-black-profiling-115229905.html After Jones called for backup, an Indianapolis police officer arrived and spoke with Jones near the car. After a short conversation, Jones told the men they were free to go, but refused to give his name and walked away. The Indianapolis officer told the men he didnt know Jones, but that he saw no reason why they had been stopped, and that Jones was required to identify himself. Now there's a non-bastard who's speaking out against his corrupt brethren --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Tell a story one word at a time, typing ONLY with your elbows. |
monkeysRfunny 11/18/19 11:22:22 PM #2 | hyuj --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Got tested for allergies, $1,300 bill |
monkeysRfunny 11/18/19 11:18:18 PM #15 | MrPeppers posted... DezDroppedFreak posted...A lot of insurances wont pay for allergy testing Here's your proof! https://thepapergown.zocdoc.com/allergy-testing-guide/ https://health.costhelper.com/allergy-testing.html https://plushcare.com/blog/allergy-testing-costs/ Oh wait... In all seriousness that's a ridiculously high bill for someone with insurance --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Brie Larson |
monkeysRfunny 11/18/19 12:57:33 AM #5 | inb4 The salty Brie fanboys bring politics into this --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | ITT I post thick women |
monkeysRfunny 11/17/19 4:44:10 AM #288 | GameboyTroy posted... monkeysRfunny posted...I approv-https://www.instagram.com/carmelahabibi/?hl=en Oh God, more? Why would you do that to me man? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | ITT I post thick women |
monkeysRfunny 11/17/19 4:16:20 AM #285 | I approv- Flockaveli posted... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hell no --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Calling another user a sack of s*** falls under being abusive behavior. |
monkeysRfunny 11/16/19 11:27:48 PM #6 | Webmaster4531 posted... monkeysRfunny posted...Webmaster4531 posted...It really shouldn't when they have a history of scummy behavior such as supporting Donald Trump. Yes. Even if there was someone here so messed up that he said he loved Hitler and his genocide, you can't call him a piece of shit. Hell, considering how strict the flaming rules have gotten, I bet you couldn't even call him a bad person. You can say that you disagree with his opinion, or you can say that it's a bad opinion. But you can't insult the user himself. That's why it's against the rules to call someone a troll, but acceptable to say that they're trolling. Also, Flaming is insulting other users. Until Trump joins this site, you can insult him all you want. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Calling another user a sack of s*** falls under being abusive behavior. |
monkeysRfunny 11/16/19 11:12:54 PM #4 | Webmaster4531 posted... It really shouldn't when they have a history of scummy behavior such as supporting Donald Trump. You can't ignore the flaming rule just because you disagree with someone's political opinion. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Trump: Why aren't we a developing nation like India |
monkeysRfunny 11/16/19 5:04:45 AM #26 | Were a developing nation, too. (Laughter.) Soooo is this his laughter, or the person/people he's talking to? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | A sexy picture of Maisie Williams |
monkeysRfunny 11/14/19 2:52:29 AM #5 | Guerrilla Soldier posted... where? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | MMA fighter Tara LaRosa takes down anti-Trump protester in Oregon |
monkeysRfunny 11/13/19 10:54:04 PM #53 | dolomedes posted... @pres_madagascar posted...[LFAQs-redacted-quote] It can be. Hell, it can be illegal to restrain someone even like in that link I posted where that biker caught that thief in a headlock. It's just this overly litigious society that we live in. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | MMA fighter Tara LaRosa takes down anti-Trump protester in Oregon |
monkeysRfunny 11/13/19 10:34:47 PM #50 | https://news.yahoo.com/bikers-put-pickpocket-in-headlock-after-he-tries-to-steal-veterans-wallet-as-he-sells-poppies-135752015.html --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | PiOverlord's 2019 Best CEer Tournament Day 87 |
monkeysRfunny 11/10/19 11:24:30 PM #16 | Lol --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Man arrested for eating a chicken sandwich |
monkeysRfunny 11/10/19 11:23:39 PM #53 | I think most places would be fine with arresting someone for breaking the law --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | 50 million, or Wolverine's instant heal ability. |
monkeysRfunny 11/10/19 9:21:36 PM #78 | dib153 posted... mooreandrew58 posted... He can get drunk. Also, as good as the heightened senses/healing/age slowing would be, it doesn't give you the badass fighting skills that Wolverine has. Also, something that people seem to be forgetting is that his healing does NOT suppress pain. An example is that actually feels a quick bit of pain when he extends his claws and they break his skin. So I mean you could easily make more than $50 million with his powers, even if you can't fight like him, but it would likely come with the price of some hurt. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Man arrested for eating a chicken sandwich |
monkeysRfunny 11/10/19 9:05:49 PM #35 | TomNook20 posted... Just seems like an asshole cop. Could have just told the guy to throw his sandwich away. My guess is that he already did. He told the guy that it was a violation of California law, and the guy just replied with "So what?". That's just my speculation though, since they didn't record how the altercation started. Oh wait, yeah. The cop told him that there's no eating. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Man arrested for eating a chicken sandwich |
monkeysRfunny 11/10/19 8:52:39 PM #32 | Zeldasmainman posted... SiO4 posted...Zeldasmainman posted...I had no idea it was illegal to eat in certain places. That may be the most disturbing fact that I've learned in quite some time. I could understand eating and driving being illegal, but just sitting somewhere? The worst lawyer in the world should be able to have every one of those officers jobs. Except I doubt that guy would've died in a matter of minutes if he didn't eat, and you can easily breathe without dropping stuff that attracts pests. Seriously, why can't people just follow the rules? It's not like this one was very hard to abide by. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Man arrested for eating a chicken sandwich |
monkeysRfunny 11/10/19 9:15:59 AM #14 | Shablagoo posted... To a normal person, respect is simply being treated with the same basic dignity and decency that youd want to be treated with. Is there a full video of this? Did the cop just go up and grab his bag? Or did he tell him that its against the rules to eat or drink there first? Because its leaving a lot to the imagination. Since you know, this guy isnt showing much respect either, so it helps to know if thats in response to the cop being a dick first, or if he was just disrespectful to the rules. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | i hate recording my TV like a neanderthal, but i had to share this combo |
monkeysRfunny 11/09/19 9:01:29 PM #17 | Video link, didn't watch jk but seriously yeah, I don't mind watching Smash, but a little note in the OP would be nice. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | 50 million, but 50 random world cities will perish. |
monkeysRfunny 11/09/19 8:55:52 PM #5 | Eternal bliss for 50 cities? Good for them, bad for their loved ones and people who have to cover that workload. Would said loved ones at least know that they're much happier now? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Why do people say ACAB? |
monkeysRfunny 11/03/19 2:12:31 AM #94 | I wholeheartedly agree that they should be held to a higher standard. After all, if the enforcers of the law don't follow it, what reason should the people? But I'm just wondering why there are those who actually mean it literally when they say ACAB. I've seen some good reasons, and I can respect them. But when there are people out there who will physically assault people simply because of their profession...It makes me question their motives. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Why do people say ACAB? |
monkeysRfunny 11/02/19 10:39:45 PM #83 | hockeybub89 posted... #NotAllCops What in the bloody hell are you talking about, bringing those other examples up? They have literally nothing to do with this conversation. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Why do people say ACAB? |
monkeysRfunny 11/02/19 10:34:33 PM #81 | It obviously makes no sense because you twisted it beyond recognition. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Why do people say ACAB? |
monkeysRfunny 11/02/19 10:11:35 PM #77 | RickyTheBAWSE posted... citizens shouldn't feel anxiety when a cop pulls up behind them and they've done nothing wrong. but the State wants it's money, so those tags better be up to date. Don't you feel anxiety whenever any person of authority comes up to you? If your supervisor approaches you at work and says "Hey Phil, I'd like to see you in my office in 15 minutes.". Even if you didn't do anything wrong, there's always going to be that little thing in the back of your mind wondering if you're in trouble. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Why do people say ACAB? |
monkeysRfunny 11/02/19 10:08:33 PM #75 | Webmaster4531 posted... You didn't actually read that link. You put the names in backwards. I'm Nicole showing that your logical fallacy was to say that I'm strawmanning (misrepresenting Scazar's post, which I clearly wasn't), and you're Hannah, who just posted a link to a meme instead of providing a counter point to how I'm incorrect. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Why do people say ACAB? |
monkeysRfunny 11/02/19 9:07:58 PM #68 | Webmaster4531 posted... monkeysRfunny posted...And since you didnt bother reading, Im questioning the people who are saying that literally all cops are bad. https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/tu-quoque ScazarMeltex posted... But yes, every single person involved in the criminal justice system is complicit in immorality, injustice, cruelness, and wickedness. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | I finally started to use the ignore feature. |
monkeysRfunny 11/02/19 8:43:19 PM #68 | ledbowman posted... monkeysRfunny3415 hours ago I am pleased. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Why do people say ACAB? |
monkeysRfunny 11/02/19 8:42:38 PM #66 | CanuckCowboy posted... YugiNoob posted...You think that there haven't been any cops to speak up against their corrupt peers? And honestly, those who do take ACAB literally are just being delusional. monkeysRfunny posted... AlisLandale posted...Not everyone takes the mantra 100% literally. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | You get full control of the site, how would you make CE great again? |
monkeysRfunny 11/02/19 8:32:25 PM #3 | _CARLOX_ posted... Anything goes. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Why do people say ACAB? |
monkeysRfunny 11/02/19 8:31:45 PM #63 | AlisLandale posted... Not everyone takes the mantra 100% literally. monkeysRfunny posted... And since you didnt bother reading, Im questioning the people who are saying that literally all cops are bad. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Why do people say ACAB? |
monkeysRfunny 11/02/19 8:00:35 PM #56 | Anteaterking posted... monkeysRfunny posted...Or when that cop bought car seats for the lady who was too poor to afford them. There are ALWAYS anti cop stories. People do their best to hate the police, and people here are perfect examples. Theres stories of guys running away after violent crimes like armed robbery and the cops shoot him. He wasnt a threat but those pigs shot him in the back!. And since you didnt bother reading, Im questioning the people who are saying that literally all cops are bad. Try to read a bit and youll find that people are actually saying that here. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Why do people say ACAB? |
monkeysRfunny 11/02/19 1:20:18 AM #39 | CanuckCowboy posted... Ill stop when decent cops grow a pair and condemn the shit cops. So orobly never. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/15/us/police-shooting-fort-worth.html Or maybe a few weeks ago. At the very latest. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Why do people say ACAB? |
monkeysRfunny 11/01/19 3:13:05 PM #29 | But then once again, that boils down to the makers of the laws. They need to make and tweak the laws to make them more just; cops cant just say this is wrong so Im gonna disobey direct orders, get fired, and leave my family homeless. And Im not arguing that some of the cops take please in abusing their fellow man; they are indeed bastards. My question was why people say ALL cops are bastards, because thats obviously an overstatement. Some people need a job immediately and they get accepted by the police force first. They might not have the luxury of saying Im going to wait and see if a job at Fight Climate Change Co. opens up. Thats just saying that people who are forced to do something are bad. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Why do people say ACAB? |
monkeysRfunny 11/01/19 2:55:11 PM #21 | ScazarMeltex posted... The Admiral posted...ScazarMeltex posted...Robert Higgs pretty much laid it out as follows. So you want no one to enforce the laws, AKA no cops? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Why do people say ACAB? |
monkeysRfunny 11/01/19 2:51:03 PM #16 | ScazarMeltex posted... monkeysRfunny posted...Im just wondering. Like when some Karen called the cops on a kid selling lemonade and they bought some instead of causing a ruckus. Or when that cop bought car seats for the lady who was too poor to afford them. Stupid phone doing a double quote. Anyway, I was saying that if people wanted to be good, there would be literally no cops --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Why do people say ACAB? |
monkeysRfunny 11/01/19 2:44:22 PM #10 | spudger posted... this is a troll topic This is a troll post. Youre just like the people who say ACAB because you automatically assume the worst. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Why do people say ACAB? |
monkeysRfunny 11/01/19 2:27:59 PM #1 | Im just wondering. Like when some Karen called the cops on a kid selling lemonade and they bought some instead of causing a ruckus. Or when that cop bought car seats for the lady who was too poor to afford them. Doesnt it seem unfair to judge ALL cops based on the actions of some? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Chicken "katsu" ... |
monkeysRfunny 11/01/19 4:30:55 AM #39 | Gafemage posted... TC absolutely nobody is agreeing with you ITT. There comes a point where you have to look at yourself and ask, am I in the wrong here? Nah, he's asking himself "how many more people will take the bait..." --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | jury awards $20 mil to cop who was told to "tone down" his gayness |
monkeysRfunny 10/31/19 12:26:16 AM #26 | sktgamer_13dude posted... Middle hope posted...So who foots the bill for that one? The taxpayers? Those damn taxpayers discriminating against homosexuals. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | I just got in a car crash. AMA... |
monkeysRfunny 10/30/19 9:25:32 PM #11 | jeffhardyb0yz posted... Hope everything's okay. I got in my first crash 3 weeks ago. Guy fell asleep behind the wheel on the highway and hit us. Both cars were flipped over. Everyone walked away without a scratch. I was shaking too. The adrenaline is crazy. Did the ambulance/police offer to take you to the hospital? Did you get a blood pressure reading/vital checkup by any EMT on site? I think I remember this. Was that the topic where someone asked something weird like if that was salami on the ground or something lol --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | NYPD slammed over pulling guns on fare hopper |
monkeysRfunny 10/30/19 9:23:35 PM #22 | FursonaNonGrata posted... darkprince45 posted...Antifar posted... Why are you ignoring the fact that it was reported that he had a gun and ran away from the police? If someone calls the cops about a guy with a weapon, they need to take it seriously. They can't be all "Oh they might be mistaken, we can just be chill about it". Especially when he tries to run away from them. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | What are the most obnoxious tv shows? |
monkeysRfunny 10/29/19 4:41:31 AM #4 | Family Guy with its stupidly long "jokes" like when Peter trips and is holding his knee for like 30 seconds. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Man, Friends suck. |
monkeysRfunny 10/29/19 4:35:20 AM #8 | Bad topic is bad --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Dozen Cops Rush NYC Subway Car, Guns Drawn, to Make Arrest for Fare Evasion |
monkeysRfunny 10/28/19 1:17:16 AM #2 | ...And having a gun on him NOTE: Not him actually having a gun, but they were called about a male with a gun. It's not like people called the cops because a guy didn't buy a ticket. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Brie Larson eyed to play a well-known Star Wars character. |
monkeysRfunny 10/28/19 12:58:00 AM #46 | ViewtifulGrave posted... BeyondWalls posted...monkeysRfunny posted...I've literally never heard about her until today. No idea what you're talking about. All I said is that I literally never heard about her until today. I'm sorry you got so butthurt that some people here don't know who the hell one Star Wars character is. Did you know who the character I posted is? Shall I say you're trolling because chances are, you didn't know her? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Brie Larson eyed to play a well-known Star Wars character. |
monkeysRfunny 10/28/19 12:47:53 AM #40 | BeyondWalls posted... monkeysRfunny posted...I've literally never heard about her until today. I'm not trolling, but I'm also not a big Star Wars fan. Maybe I saw toys of her on the shelf at Walmart one day, I don't know. But I sure as hell wouldn't have known who she was. I saw the main movies and the prequels at least once, and I think the first and second remakes? Or whatever you call the newest ones. The fact of the matter is that she's just not "well-known". Most people know Star Wars for its live action movies and not the cartoon, so the characters who are memorable will tend to be from the former. Just because you know her doesn't mean that the rest of the world does. Or should I be able to say that you're trolling because you don't know who Laevateinn is? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
Topic | Brie Larson eyed to play a well-known Star Wars character. |
monkeysRfunny 10/28/19 12:27:06 AM #33 | And people like Doom_Art will look for anything to criticize if it's directed towards a female, PoC, trans, or gay person. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. |
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