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au_gold posted...

He looks badass, though.

He really doesnt. Such a bland generic design. And not even a cool generic design.
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Like he's alright but not near as great as all the attention he gets suggests. Dragonite is way cooler and I've always like Squirtle more as a starter. I wouldnt even put charizard in my top 20 pokemon
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No the women's team may get better results but A the women's league is less competitive because a lot of countries dont take women sports as seriously. And then B theres the physical differences between men and women.
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a-c-a-b posted...

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Lmao risky click of the day
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Croutonman posted...

Always get qdoba.

Roger that
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The burrito is sounding hella good rn
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Blue_Inigo posted...

Key posted...

Intro2Logic posted...

Nobody went to jail for this: https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/blue-bell-ice-cream-outbreak-has-been-going-years-cdc-n345751

20 years for this, silly and gross and bad as it is, is fucking barbaric.

In the big picture 10 people is such a negligible number. And only 3 died like shit more people than that die everyday

So if you killed 3 people, we should just slap you on the wrist then?

A disease "outbreak" only affecting 10 people is different than cold blooded murder. Of course we still have to punish people for murder because as a society we need rules and rules dont mean anything if we dont enforce them
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Yeah I was super sad when my mom told me I loved Jessie and even watched the first descendants. Cant believe he's gone he was so young.
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Skye Reynolds posted...

I was not happy about that casting. I'm happy for Marisa. But, come on, Aunt May is wrinkly and old. It's weird for her to be hot.

It makes me wonder if the Sea Witch is gonna be sexy in the new Little Mermaid. <_<

I mean she is old just not wrinkly lol
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DeadBankerDream posted...

Imagine not knowing who Marisa Tomei is.

I dont keep up with actors and actresses
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https://m.imgur.com/a/8ZfnQMd
Wtf she looks in her 30's at most
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Damn_Underscore posted...

That deal is probably a win-win for both sides.

This yleveryone complaining probably didnt read the article or are just bitter. They're not getting rid of the debt for free it's in exchange for them agreeing to treat people on California's health care system
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Went to a MTG store for some deck boxes and they had a pokemon quarter box and I decided to look through it and sure enough they had a team up jirachi in there. Grabbed that and a few other cards and the store clerk said everything in the box was a quarter.
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I played it on my gameboy years ago. The game was great.
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Also I just looked up the video. Theres no way she's getting 20 years
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Intro2Logic posted...

Nobody went to jail for this: https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/blue-bell-ice-cream-outbreak-has-been-going-years-cdc-n345751

20 years for this, silly and gross and bad as it is, is fucking barbaric.

In the big picture 10 people is such a negligible number. And only 3 died like shit more people than that die everyday
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El Mexicano Texano posted...

Texas has the largest military base located on the US.

Counting military is cheating because they dont belong to the state but the government as a whole. In reality this situation would. Ever occure because the majority of states can truly function independently and even if a state tried the government would reel them in line quickly.
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He I love my job. I still think neets are losers
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bknight posted...

Probably some liberal hacker who wanted to make our great leader look foolish in front of thousands, sad, but Trump steamed on like the raging bull that he is and made one of the greatest speeches ever.

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mooreandrew58 posted...

jumi posted...

Sergeant would be a demotion.

Was gonna say that as officers iirc even the lowest rank out ranks a nco.

Technically. But like a sgt major has more clout than most LT's or CPT's even if he can't tell them what yo do they'd generally respect his opinion. And he probably works side by side with a officer who outranks then
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Sage JJ posted...

Not for nothing but it doesn't mean your not manly it just means your secure with yourself sexually

This though of you dint enjoy if I agree you shouldn't do it
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

They have a word for men who take it up the butt in prison, and its nothing manly.

Good thing we're not in prison. And the action itself is neither manly nor unmanly. I've known multiple manly bottoms liking it in the butt doesn't make someone unmanly. Theres also plenty of straight men who enjoy it and they're not automatically less manly
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

Yeah sure it is, nothing says manly like taking it up the pooper.

Your fragile ego is showing
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Darmik posted...

Starfire still had red hair

She's also orange in the source material
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darkphoenix181 posted...

slimjimfizzle posted...

SwayM posted...

Where is Paul Rudd when you need him

Home slice just drank him

ant man will eventually arrive at tc butt

and we know what happens then

gg tc

Pla no I dont wanna die
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I mean it's honestly not that big of a deal but the mental image disgusts me
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darkphoenix181 posted...

not a big deal

ants are a delicacy in India

dat formic acid bro

it's still fucking gross. I'm buying ant traps tomorrow morning
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Fell asleep with a can of root beer on my counter and woke up a few hours later with it still cold so I chugged it. Felt something weird so I turned on the light and the can was covered in ants
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I read the begging of main chans daily life once after hearing about it on here
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toadfan64 posted...

mD_atheist posted...

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Key posted...

Gafemage posted...

DezDroppedFreak posted...

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ehh yeah that's kinda a bummer i mean if I was a short female that wouldnt be a deal breaker but as I am yeah that's disappointing

Is it that big of a deal? I'm a 5'5" and I've never had negative comments on my height.

Are you talking about females? I don't know a guy, that at bear minimum, wouldn't be jokingly giving you shit for bring short af.

I mean, I guess I've had a few short jokes from my friends, but nothing nasty ever. Which is kinda weird since we're all assholes to each other. The girl I've been talking to for a while said like once about being kinda short, but that's it.

Kinda depends some girls care some dont. Also a lot of girls are bad at judging height but most want a guy taller than them. For gay relationships it kinda depends of date a guy shorter or taller than me
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Smh tc
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Like yeah the Hornets killed a bunch of bees who cares. But ever time I see it posted on reddit they make it up to be some big deal and act like it's some super dark and intense video.


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Austin_Era_II posted...

A&W

My man
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Insensitive sure but definitely not a huge deal. People make offensive jokes with their friends all the time though he did fuck up by sending it to the wrong person
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I say my pants until my ass shows. I even slap hoes. Yeah I'm an asshole
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VandorLee posted...

This atttactive female that has a lot of sex, which i use to have sex with, is being outed for having a lot of sex. If it were a dude hed be praised.

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LastTomorrow posted...

Or is it when I tried to pursue her, but then decided to back off.

Probably this if you try to pursue a girl you work with unless the relationship works out be prepared to be treated distantly from that point on
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The_Freecs posted...

Same as well. Idk what causes it tbh. None of my friends seem to have the issue, but Im the farthest thing from depressed or suicidal so it isnt that.

Yeah like I definitely wouldnt describe myself as depressed or suicidal but whenever I reflect on myself I'm like wow fuck that guy and idk why
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Vyrulisse posted...

I don't like myself either

Welcome to these club

Master_Bass posted...

Why don't you like yourself, exactly? Are there things you can do that would make you feel better about yourself?

Like most things I do annoy me. Whenever I reflect on my actions I generally disapprove of myself. Even when I accomplish something I want its normally marred by another failure or disapproval I have. In general I feel like the ratio of things I've done I respect about myself is lower than things I disapprove of. And if I was to ever meet myself I definitely wouldnt vet along with him
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Idk what it is. But honestly I dont really like me. Doesnt really matter what I do but I always get this feeling like wow I really dont like myself. This isnt a depression or suicidal topic I dont see myself as either of those or anything. I just dont really like myself at all really
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inloveanddeath0 posted...

Very true although I guess when I get a cheap half gallon. It's $14 so it's negligible

Looking it up a handle of karkov is $13 so that's tight in your price range. Not that I'd recommend drinking it
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I mean she got to sleep with celebrities which is only a fantasy for most people
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inloveanddeath0 posted...

$15 is too much for over a half gallon to me

That's fair. With a end goal of getting drunk it's all the same
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Vicious_Dios posted...

Romulox28 posted...

no you're thinking of in n out burger

alimajor posted...

Overrated or not Chik-Fil-a is still far superior to In and Out burger

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inloveanddeath0 posted...

Key posted...

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nativengine posted...

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nativengine posted...

Drink it straight or if you have to mix that shit with some ice. If you need to chase it, dont drink it, its that simple.

Not that I need a chaser but I dont nkrmally drink just alcohol. I'll take sips of something else throughout the night

Understandable, so take sips from a rocks glass with some ice.

This I can vet behind

Vodka can be Enjoyable straight. Takes $30 though

Yeah but I rather spend that on mid tier whiskey
The majority of my vodka drinking was when I was 18 buying shit cheap vodka though

Oh I just buy cheap vodka now almost out of my 20's

I dont really buy Vodka. Normally I'm a jack Daniel's guy

And when I say cheap I mean karkov which was like $7 a fifth
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Aloner posted...

Honestly boogie was a nicer guy back when he was morbidly obese.

The just averagely obese version is kind of a chud. Dude thinks he is some inspiration just because he's "only" 340 pounds lol.

Is 340 not morbidly obese. How far have our standards fallen jfc
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inloveanddeath0 posted...

Key posted...

nativengine posted...

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nativengine posted...

Drink it straight or if you have to mix that shit with some ice. If you need to chase it, dont drink it, its that simple.

Not that I need a chaser but I dont nkrmally drink just alcohol. I'll take sips of something else throughout the night

Understandable, so take sips from a rocks glass with some ice.

This I can vet behind

Vodka can be Enjoyable straight. Takes $30 though

Yeah but I rather spend that on mid tier whiskey
The majority of my vodka drinking was when I was 18 buying shit cheap vodka though
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Those are some ugly shoes that really wouldnt be a hit with most of the expensive sneaker market
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If they want to eat whales go for it idgaf
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