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| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/05/19 12:18:35 AM #62 | gunplagirl posted... You have a GF? Yes yes, I do I met her at my old work like 2 and a half years ago. We became friends pretty quickly as I was the one training her and our personalities mix together pretty well We became romantic about three ish months ago after we sorta, uh, did a little more that what platonic best friends do together in bed lol user78 posted... She made a topic about it some week ago but it only got like one reply. Did I? Shablagoo posted... dib153 posted... Lol like weight loss before/afters? Like pics and such? --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 5:05:59 AM #50 | gunplagirl posted... Okay but serious question, is tc still in the shower or do we need a new topic? new topic in bed with my girlfriend ama --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 4:46:09 AM #47 | Touch posted... Hey your skin cleared up (IIRC). Nice I have a filter on in that photo, but for the most part yeah its gotten a lot better ^^ --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 4:44:52 AM #46 | Lonestar2000 posted... OMG, a talking dog! KStateKing17 posted... Harpie posted...IM TURNING 20 IN A FEW WEEKS OMG why the sad face? D: Nightmare_Luna posted... wtf i remember that lol you sound surprised --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 4:27:29 AM #41 | Harpie posted... DrizztLink posted...Harpie posted...Thanks! Only 20 pounds more until my goal, over halfway there omfg its a song that aldi forced into peoples minds --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 4:26:33 AM #40 | DrizztLink posted... Harpie posted...Thanks! Only 20 pounds more until my goal, over halfway there what does that mean --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 3:58:23 AM #37 | IM TURNING 20 IN A FEW WEEKS OMG Seems like not long ago I was celebrating my 17th birthday on here and a breast reduction lol --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | does anyone else on CE share the same birthday as you? |
| Harpie 07/04/19 3:57:05 AM #5 | eggcorn posted... 30 nov here --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 3:55:49 AM #36 | Sabram posted... I've heard that before, good for you! Thanks!! MabusIncarnate posted... Harpie posted...Torrific posted...Sigh, *hide thread*. LOL Oh you could never run from me, bby ;0000 --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 3:54:37 AM #35 | gunplagirl posted... Harpie posted...fun fact im coming down from getting blasted an hour ago Cant say which one on here That should be hint enough lol --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 3:51:40 AM #31 | marthsheretoo posted... You know that part in mambo number five when the guy is listing all the women i need pics Shablagoo posted... viewmaster_pi posted...big yes for what now user78 posted... Harpie posted...Ive lost little over 50lb as of yesterday since January Thanks! Only 20 pounds more until my goal, over halfway there --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 3:44:56 AM #27 | Torrific posted... Sigh, *hide thread*. wha --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 3:43:58 AM #25 | user78 posted... Harpie posted...Pretty good, f***ed her this morning It definitely contributes to the reason to take a shower Ive lost little over 50lb as of yesterday since January Finally close to exiting the overweight BMI! I started out in the obese category --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 3:38:09 AM #23 | fun fact im coming down from getting blasted an hour ago also taking nudes is strangely fun and liberating, especially since Ive lost a lot of weight I hated my body before --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 3:33:41 AM #22 | Johnny_Nutcase posted... @JimCarrysToe who snowman9267 posted... hey get this, I hear they make.......waterproof phones now mines water resistant, but same thing tbh --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 3:33:02 AM #21 | OwlRammer posted... wow what a shower FRAUD!!! >:( no u >:| Crono99 posted... When I was a kid, shampoo ads used to drive me nuts because I thought we could see the girl's boobs if we had a bigger TV. same! I wanted so badly to pan down but it never did ._. user78 posted... How did it go with that girlfriend? Pretty good, fucked her this morning Malcrasternus posted... Wow, didn't even wait for me. never too late to join bby ;000000 Johnny_Nutcase posted... MabusIncarnate posted...Are you gonna leave CE again any time soon? yes TeaMilk posted... how is your phone not wet oh it definitely is, but I have a towel near me so i can wipe down my hands and phone if they get too wet --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 3:10:23 AM #10 | MabusIncarnate posted... Are you gonna leave CE again any time soon? Oh yeah, 100% Im gonna be fading in and out Revnir posted... Did you make sure to wash under your feet and between your toes? yes, with a loofa! I also exfoliate and moisturize them cause I like pretty feet --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 3:09:26 AM #9 |  shower selfie in other news im trying to sell my old iphone and im afraid im gonna be robbed --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 3:07:28 AM #6 | OwlRammer posted... are you singing right now or no Nah, I typically shower in silence. I have to be in a specific mood to shower with music --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 3:06:56 AM #5 | viewmaster_pi posted... big no butt y Crono99 posted... How did you move your computer to the shower? jokes on you i have a MOBILE computer --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | currently in the shower ama |
| Harpie 07/04/19 3:03:43 AM #1 | yes --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | I'm moving in with my girlfriend in a week |
| Harpie 06/30/19 2:54:10 AM #1 | here i gooooooooo --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | ce i've been gone for a few months; what did I miss? Also, AMA |
| Harpie 06/30/19 2:50:36 AM #24 | @Gafemage posted... PatrickMahomes posted...Hi Harpie! Heyo! Whats been good chief PatrickMahomes posted... Gafemage posted...PatrickMahomes posted...Hi Harpie! Hiya --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | ce i've been gone for a few months; what did I miss? Also, AMA |
| Harpie 06/30/19 2:49:35 AM #23 | Eevee-Trainer posted... Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya? yes The_Doge posted... I became Mayor of CE omg wow so sorry for losing to cate for president of ce teepan95 posted... Hey! Eyyyyy thats pretty good! Im happy for you! :D pm me Pepys Monster posted... Harpie posted...I dont know you super well, and I never watched your stories. Also got a bit paranoid for my privacy in the end Yeah I mainly use snapchat for close friends, so I dont have a ton of followers or whatever --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | ce i've been gone for a few months; what did I miss? Also, AMA |
| Harpie 06/29/19 4:57:11 AM #16 | PatrickMahomes posted... Hi Harpie! Hiya! BeautifulBlaze posted... Harpie posted...BeautifulBlaze posted...Did you have sex yet? To be fair, a lot of my nerves were lifted due to me being slightly high lol. It made it much less awkward than it probably wouldve been if I was sober just because I was able to relax and enjoy it for what it was My first kiss however... That was years ago and its forever burned in my mind lmaooo What was your first time? You cant just say that and not tell! @BeautifulBlaze Pepys Monster posted... Why did you delete me from Snapchat? I dont know you super well, and I never watched your stories. Also got a bit paranoid for my privacy in the end Nothing personal! powerman1426 posted... Welcome back Thanks! I missed youuu --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | ce i've been gone for a few months; what did I miss? Also, AMA |
| Harpie 06/29/19 4:52:00 AM #15 | Crono99 posted... Did you end world famine? Yes yes, in fact I may have started an epidemic of people being uncomfortably full without end Daffadilio posted... Thats that shit I like to hear, but dont like to do (getting stuff together) Oh I feel you, its a lot of effort you have to put forward to do so. Im extremely busy/exhausted all the time now. Itll pay off though.. I hope Omg thats actually really cool! Out of the hundreds of active well known users too! Was it from that elimination topic by goatthief/pioverlord? ssj3vegeta posted... lots of funny CE drama, Cemen nudes, users getting banned everywhere, you know da usual vegy pls i need details Nidhoggr posted... Why would you come back? Idk its fun to talk with you guys --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | $78.36 To Spend on Switch Store |
| Harpie 06/29/19 12:42:27 AM #3 | BOTW --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | ce i've been gone for a few months; what did I miss? Also, AMA |
| Harpie 06/29/19 12:41:35 AM #6 | BeautifulBlaze posted... Did you have sex yet? Yes! It was pretty great ngl Sariana21 posted... CE was completely shut down while you were gone and just restarted because you're back. Wow what a coincidence. Makes sense though --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | ce i've been gone for a few months; what did I miss? Also, AMA |
| Harpie 06/29/19 12:40:37 AM #5 | Daffadilio posted... Harpie posted...whats the tea sis :0 Ive been getting my shit together, thats why. Working 45-50ish hours a week not including the 2hr a day commute also tends to eat up my time as well ;~; --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | ce i've been gone for a few months; what did I miss? Also, AMA |
| Harpie 06/29/19 12:37:47 AM #1 | whats the tea sis --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | We're all getting fucked up tonight. |
| Harpie 06/06/19 6:43:16 AM #4 | Mmm, I sure just did --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | Which CEgal is dis |
| Harpie 06/02/19 11:10:42 PM #4 | PatrickMahomes posted... Didn't @Harpie date a gay dude with massive 15'' biceps? 15 bicep guy wasnt gay But I did in fact get rejected after asking out a gay dude ._. --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | pssst |
| Harpie 05/31/19 3:13:15 AM #8 | Scotty_Rogers posted... hey fam hey cutie ;) whatchu been up to these days --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | pssst |
| Harpie 05/31/19 3:09:09 AM #6 | Kaiganeer posted... any new stalkers at work luckily no!! its pretty relaxed Johnny_Nutcase posted... Harpie posted...Johnny_Nutcase posted...*falls off ladder* getting my life together fam --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | pssst |
| Harpie 05/31/19 3:06:39 AM #3 | Johnny_Nutcase posted... *falls off ladder* hey :)) i gotchu --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | pssst |
| Harpie 05/31/19 3:05:03 AM #1 | hey ce ;0000 --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | ATTN: Harpie |
| Harpie 05/30/19 2:22:23 PM #13 | wha --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | How old are you and why aren't you a parent yet? |
| Harpie 05/30/19 2:21:19 PM #60 | 19, and Im not having children. Not now, not ever. --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | wowwwwwwwwww |
| Harpie 05/30/19 10:01:06 AM #36 | lww99 posted... Are you worried at all about how she feels about squirting/wetness? Shes actually mentioned how squirting is one of her biggest kinks. Shes literally begged me to do it before lol My worries are all in my own head. It stops me from truly enjoying myself and letting go --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | wowwwwwwwwww |
| Harpie 05/30/19 9:34:35 AM #22 | MJOLNRVII posted... Youngster_Joey_ posted...Thought this would be a DSP topic butt y --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | wowwwwwwwwww |
| Harpie 05/30/19 9:32:00 AM #20 | Veggeta X posted... Harpie posted...But women having casual sex is a controversial topic, apparently Is that not casual and simple sex? Is a woman climaxing a weird and crazy sexual feat?!?! :0 --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | wowwwwwwwwww |
| Harpie 05/30/19 9:31:04 AM #19 | treewojima posted... Anyway, IIRC you've never orgasmed even through self simulation, right? It's not uncommon. Make sure to let your partner know and I'm sure she'll bend over backwards to help you out. Correct. She knows, I told her even before we ever did anything because I didnt want her to feel like she was doing something wrong if/when I didnt climax --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | wowwwwwwwwww |
| Harpie 05/30/19 9:27:53 AM #12 | Godnorgosh posted... It's worded in gender-neutral language but you know guys talk about that shit here all the time. In great detail But women having casual sex is a controversial topic, apparently --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | wowwwwwwwwww |
| Harpie 05/30/19 9:24:46 AM #2 | how rude >:| --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | wowwwwwwwwww |
| Harpie 05/30/19 9:24:33 AM #1 |  --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | Still having trouble orgasming |
| Harpie 05/30/19 8:54:19 AM #50 | Zodd3224 posted... After some pussy stimulation try having him put his middle and index fingers all the way in you and then have him go back and forth as quickly as possible. Not in and out, but front to back in like a vibration. Makes my wife cum every time. I get her to squirt between 2-4 times per session usually. I should def ask, my partner doesnt curl her fingers inwards and it drives me crazy because I wish she would I will mention that I would like that, next time. Because when Ive done it to myself is when I usually get the closest, and when I also, uh, tend to soak the sheets lww99 posted... Tongues and vibrators work quite well. I agree, on all counts I definitely do get in my head, which I guarantee is why it hasnt happened for me yet. Im always wondering and doubting if my partner is actually enjoying herself or not. And when I do it myself I stop myself because Im replused by my own fluids lol. Like Im a major squirter when Im alone but I havent done it once with my partner gunplagirl posted... TC, remember. Donuts. Mmmm, Portland :) --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | Still having trouble orgasming |
| Harpie 05/30/19 8:20:34 AM #45 | treewojima posted... I've got a surefire method for orgasm Genius!! --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | Why are you pro-abortion? |
| Harpie 05/30/19 8:19:21 AM #192 | Im pro abortion because im pro a woman should have complete control over her own body Yes I want abortion to be easily accessible to all --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | Still having trouble orgasming |
| Harpie 05/30/19 8:16:23 AM #43 | WilliamPorygon posted... That sounds really frustrating. I know they say some percentage of women just can't climax at all for whatever reason but I hate to believe that. I guess just keep trying different stuff and hopefully something will work for you <3 It is. Im not frustrated and myself or my partner though, its more of a sexual frustration because I never get to release. I get pretty close sometimes, I can feel that Im a few seconds away. But then I either pull away last second or it just doesnt happen and I stay at that limbo rip --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
| Topic | Single guys, have you ever pushed away a girl interested in you? |
| Harpie 05/30/19 8:10:34 AM #6 | Bass2 posted... Harpie posted...Im a non single gorl do I have permission to answer *Waiting for one that isnt an asshole, a creep, or both --- lmao teep (pm me for new sig ideas k thx) |
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