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| Topic | I cringe at boy-girl text conversations |
| Benify 10/08/19 10:38:46 AM #1 | I see this all the time where the guy texts HUGE paragraphs and detailed shit while I see these responses from girls: Lol Cool Nice Ok Yeah Oh Thanks Haha --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | Just saw Chris Brown Saturday |
| Benify 10/07/19 1:40:03 PM #2 | Has a history of violence towards women. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | It's much harder being a guy |
| Benify 10/07/19 12:58:27 PM #100 | Attractive women > Attractive men > Ugly men > Ugly women --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | My friend remembers the anniversary of his crush's relationship |
| Benify 10/07/19 12:49:23 PM #8 | He's either 22 or 23. Maybe he is obsessed but the fantasy is all he has! https://imgur.com/M5i8vWt Honestly the girl is a kind of a bitch with too much baggage. I'm afraid that he will become an incel if enough time passes. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | How many levels will my swag go up to if I get a racecar bed? |
| Benify 10/07/19 10:45:56 AM #4 |  --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | My friend remembers the anniversary of his crush's relationship |
| Benify 10/07/19 10:34:07 AM #5 | Iirc this is the only girl who has ever hugged him and it was a whole milestone for him. Love works in mysterious ways. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | My friend remembers the anniversary of his crush's relationship |
| Benify 10/07/19 7:46:29 AM #1 | That's so creepy >_> When will he get over her? It's been four years since he's confessed his feelings and ended up getting none. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | Around 1 in 5 working Americans work at least two jobs. |
| Benify 10/06/19 7:11:49 AM #12 | 1 part time job master race. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | Top 10 Worst Ideas In Human History |
| Benify 10/05/19 7:41:08 PM #4 | I have a friend who is baffled about why people won't hire her. I tell her that it's the upper lip hair that she refuses to shave off, saying it's natural beauty. Sorry, but all the places I go to are run by predominantly cute girls. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | The atmosphere at my local Wendys was so depressing today >_> |
| Benify 10/05/19 7:31:03 PM #1 | The manager was really tearing into his quiet employee about not doing something before taking my order. He was actually talking to him like he was a toddler. The manager had one arm in a cast so having to come work could be why he was so bitter. The employee and manager both looked absolutely miserable. And then when the employee came to the counter to take my order, he just stared at me. He didn't say "What would you like", no, he just stared at me with his tired eyes and me being caught off guard by this, stumbled over my first few words while giving him my order. He looked older than me, like 25 or something, and he was already done with life. Stay in school, kids. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | Why is Bing giving me YouTube videos when I try to look up porn? |
| Benify 10/05/19 3:41:10 PM #2 | Imagine using Bing in 2019. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | It makes sense why most incels are men |
| Benify 10/02/19 3:13:02 PM #1 | Dude, men are so gross. It baffles me why anyone would desire any guy, including me tbh. I'm convinced my past relationships were all miracles. Men are loud, have insane amounts of body hair, unattractive body structures, and overall smell bad. Now look at girls. Many are absolutely cuties. Even the most average girls are still cute cause genetics are just nicer to girls. Who would ever wanna pass up a cute girl? --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | God damn it, every single time. |
| Benify 10/02/19 2:24:26 AM #4 | We're all gonna die someday. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | how do people work 9-10 hour days?! |
| Benify 10/01/19 1:30:04 AM #12 | Wage slaves are depressing. My co worker tells me that after work she goes home to clean and is then too tired to do anything else. Absolutely miserable lifestyle. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | Girl streamer assures channel mod that she will never date him |
| Benify 09/30/19 8:52:10 AM #4 | Lmfao look at both their reactions after the voice said "big sausage in your pocket". The guy raised his eyebrows like he was about to score. The girl's smile went away immediately. Hilarious. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | I miss fedora/trilby shaming. |
| Benify 09/30/19 7:49:39 AM #5 | Kitt posted... Benify posted...Please tell me this is staged. The cameraman was actually arrested last year and charged with a felony sexual offense. The youtube video used to be his before it was taken down and reuploaded, and I believe his original channel is still up. Edit: Found it https://www.youtube.com/user/Zazef/videos https://fox40.com/2018/05/09/antelope-man-accused-of-trying-to-meet-teen-for-sex/ --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | I miss fedora/trilby shaming. |
| Benify 09/30/19 7:42:48 AM #3 |  --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | Every girl I've had sex with has left me on read at some point before |
| Benify 09/30/19 7:41:10 AM #1 | Don't give up guys. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | Fat neckbeard asks gamer girl uncomfortable questions and does weird stuff |
| Benify 09/29/19 1:00:31 AM #6 | Gaming and socially inept just does not belong together. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | Will there be a mass shooting at the Joker movie? |
| Benify 09/26/19 11:58:47 PM #9 | I wish people would stop associating this movie with a possible shooting. The Aurora shooter did what he did because he's nuts. Not because of anything Batman related. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | It's weird how prettier girls are often nicer than uglier girls. |
| Benify 09/25/19 10:06:00 PM #25 | I could never date an ugly girl. They can have the scraps. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | ahhhh omg i got a SECOND HUG from my cute co-worker *-* |
| Benify 09/25/19 6:52:13 AM #4 | R1masher posted... Lay down and see if shell hug you Dude. Maybe I should. *_* --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | Guy gets arrested for backtalking to police man |
| Benify 09/24/19 9:35:21 PM #12 | that'll teach him to respect cops obvs --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | ahhhh omg i got a SECOND HUG from my cute co-worker *-* |
| Benify 09/24/19 7:24:37 PM #1 | I didn't even have to ask for it this time and I was sitting down too so I was basically eye level with her body and she's so soft FUCK I love cute girls. The world literally cannot function without them. She still has a bf tho, but when that relationship ends, I'll be this much closer to swoop her up ^-^ --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | A girl can be average, but other girls say "You're so pretty!" |
| Benify 09/24/19 3:34:55 PM #22 | Ha. I've seen cute girls date ugly guys. But I have never seen a good looking guy date anyone below his league. Guys are more shallow and it's not even close. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | 43 percent of white harvard students used a special admissions dispensation |
| Benify 09/24/19 7:33:43 AM #3 | Honestly I wish I was white. Can you imagine the advantages I would get in life? --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | Printers should be banned. Immediately |
| Benify 09/23/19 8:30:02 PM #46 | But I work in a print shop... --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | What game announcement would you legitimately lose your shit over? |
| Benify 09/23/19 8:14:51 PM #56 | Lordgold666 posted... Tomba 3 I would really prefer if you'd be quiet. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | The only black guy at my job might be fired soon |
| Benify 09/23/19 8:10:50 PM #7 | Solar_Crimson posted... Considering TC's past topics... I have never lied about anything. ToPoPO posted... What happened to the KKK guy As far as I know, he recently got out of jail and keeps making new accounts on Youtube. Unfortunately they keep getting taken down for harassment and bullying. If he's not laying low, then he's probably in jail again. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | The only black guy at my job might be fired soon |
| Benify 09/23/19 7:50:33 PM #1 | He's only been here for a month and our owner is not happy with his progression. I might be on the news. Should I give a shoutout to yall? --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | The new modernwarfare is literally the same thing.... |
| Benify 09/22/19 8:33:16 PM #6 | Call of Duty reached its peak with Ghosts and Modern Warfare Remastered. Quite a shame, really. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | So I want to get two of my friends laid, but I'm not sure how to do it. |
| Benify 09/22/19 5:22:44 AM #1 | They keep getting friendzoned by lifelong "friends" (Using that term loosely) which means they're running out of options. I don't want to see them get hurt anymore so I want to bring cute girls into their life. The problem is, they are rather unattractive, physically and mentally. So, how can I get a girl to fall for a couple of neets? --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | I really want to get back into playing videogames |
| Benify 09/22/19 5:05:29 AM #10 | Don't bother. You'll never see good games like Yoshi's Island, Super Mario Bros 3, and Donkey Kong Country come out ever again. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | Canadian girl makes gun jokes ever since learning that I was American |
| Benify 09/21/19 8:49:11 AM #1 | She's pretty cute though so I'll look past this. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | Guy dips his hand in urine before punching his opponent |
| Benify 09/17/19 7:54:11 PM #3 | Ew... --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | So I just vacuumed up a mantis and it's still alive |
| Benify 09/17/19 6:54:04 PM #1 | What's the chance that it'll crawl out and come get me? --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | "A delayed game is eventually good. A bad game is bad forever." |
| Benify 09/17/19 10:46:36 AM #1 | - Shigeru Miyamoto --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | NYPD cop breaks into black family's home, calls them the N-word |
| Benify 09/17/19 9:32:20 AM #4 | Cops are the kind of people who shoots a guy in the head and then puts a ticket on their corpse. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | Does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance? |
| Benify 09/16/19 9:26:48 PM #1 | Does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance? --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | I wish more cute girls would get into gaming tbh |
| Benify 09/16/19 5:28:46 PM #11 | Don't get yourself a girl who is already a gamer. Get yourself a girl who isn't a gamer and morph her into one. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | When did video games become so souless |
| Benify 09/15/19 11:02:05 AM #16 | Older games are hobbies. Newer games are homework. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
| Topic | Tbh there's nothing hotter than a girl who can actually fight. |
| Benify 09/14/19 8:14:31 PM #4 | That's not attractive. --- Certified Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Kahn, Erron Black, Raiden, Sonya, Baraka, and Noob Saibot expert in MK11. |
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