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Topichave you drank piss or ate poo
shinobipride
12/13/18 6:00:34 PM
#1
yes yes hell yes - Results (0 votes)
yes
% (0 votes)
0
no but would try in future
% (0 votes)
0
hm
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~Seishun Nijito~
TopicCan you teach me how to cope with being so ugly?
shinobipride
11/15/18 11:16:33 AM
#11
Irregardless posted...
:(

ok first, what do you mean by ugly?
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"Therefore she left, without a tinge of regret. He could only see her back as she hides a sly smile of the deepest satisfaction." Seishun Nijito.
TopicATTN: People that don't lift/run/exercise/do sports
shinobipride
11/15/18 10:58:33 AM
#27
clearaflagrantj posted...
shinobipride posted...
this is the attitude i am learning to adapt

what a shithole this world is because not everyone is like me!

damn it, if only everyone think the way i do, act the way i do, be who i am, then what a wonderful world this would be!!!

shinobipride posted...
omg, i am so sorry and have all the sympathy in the world for you guys

you guys all suck because look at me, im the best

sorry guys keep trying

sorry

Lmao get a load of this five thousand calories donut hole shaped salty dough boy

Why are you so butt devastated?

of course i am "butt devastated"

because

i literally just took a dump and i swear it looked exactly like you
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"Therefore she left, without a tinge of regret. He could only see her back as she hides a sly smile of the deepest satisfaction." Seishun Nijito.
TopicATTN: People that don't lift/run/exercise/do sports
shinobipride
11/15/18 10:43:20 AM
#22
clearaflagrantj posted...
DoGCyN posted...
@clearaflagrantj

What is your primary sport

Powerlifting first and foremost

Running is secondary

I like rock climbing but I barely do it

RaulJenkins posted...
lifting weights is so monotonous and boring and the feeling I get from it is one of complete annoyance, I simply don't want to do it - yet everyone keeps saying "oh, you're just not doing it right" or "the results will MAKE you want to workout"

no, neither of those things are correct

but lots of people like it so

DoGCyN posted...
I absolutely hate lifting too. I've done a lot, and I look great, but I fucking hated every second of it.

I'm sorry for you both, I fucking love lifting weights. It feels amazing, it's the only activity I do that makes me feel accomplished.

omg, i am so sorry and have all the sympathy in the world for you guys

you guys all suck because look at me, im the best

sorry guys keep trying

sorry
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"Therefore she left, without a tinge of regret. He could only see her back as she hides a sly smile of the deepest satisfaction." Seishun Nijito.
TopicATTN: People that don't lift/run/exercise/do sports
shinobipride
11/15/18 10:41:56 AM
#20
clearaflagrantj posted...
Why

I can't imagine not doing any physical activity ever.

this is the attitude i am learning to adapt

what a shithole this world is because not everyone is like me!

damn it, if only everyone think the way i do, act the way i do, be who i am, then what a wonderful world this would be!!!
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"Therefore she left, without a tinge of regret. He could only see her back as she hides a sly smile of the deepest satisfaction." Seishun Nijito.
Topicsomeone stole my meds, advice?
shinobipride
11/15/18 10:10:38 AM
#4
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Error1355 posted...
ok

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Therefore she left, without a tinge of regret. He could only see her back as she hides a deep smile of satisfaction. Seishun Nijito.
Topicsomeone explain why the joker is the worst villain of all-time
shinobipride
11/15/18 10:06:05 AM
#1
time every me kills irony the
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my mind: so, don't you dare play mind games with me
me: o_O
Topicsomeone stole my meds, advice?
shinobipride
11/15/18 10:01:53 AM
#1
so my doc finally gave me some meds for being dum
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my mind: so, don't you dare play mind games with me
me: o_O
Topici kinda hate how close i get to my pets. it hurts so much.
shinobipride
11/15/18 9:57:23 AM
#5
Lost_All_Senses posted...
shinobipride posted...
if my cat dies, i swear to lord of lords that i'd go resurrect his ass back to life


You shouldn't go down that road

yes my lord
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my mind: so, don't you dare play mind games with me
me: o_O
Topici kinda hate how close i get to my pets. it hurts so much.
shinobipride
11/15/18 9:54:36 AM
#3
if my cat dies, i swear to lord of lords that i'd go resurrect his ass back to life
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my mind: so, don't you dare play mind games with me
me: o_O
Topicso 99% of what i post is pure bullshit
shinobipride
11/15/18 9:46:44 AM
#1
can you tell if this is 1 of them?
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"I am not the end, I am simply the finisher of all your favorite dreams." Seishun Nijito
Topichow could we make this the biggest (it is already the best) board on gfaqs
shinobipride
11/15/18 9:40:38 AM
#1
p
o
s
tea
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"I am not the end, I am simply the finisher of all your favorite dreams." Seishun Nijito
Topicso what was gandhi wrong about?
shinobipride
11/15/18 9:39:01 AM
#7
catboy0_0 posted...
averagejoel posted...
he slept with naked underaged girls to prve how woke he was

how do you know they where naked?

it is the kink of indian people

they all sleep nuked
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"I am not the end, I am simply the finisher of all your favorite dreams." Seishun Nijito
Topicditto or eevee
shinobipride
11/15/18 9:37:39 AM
#6
https://imgur.com/a/gC38guj
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"I am not the end, I am simply the finisher of all your favorite dreams." Seishun Nijito
Topicditto or eevee
shinobipride
11/15/18 9:31:41 AM
#3
Noirespanties posted...
Is this about fucking?

lol u saw right thru me

*blush*
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seishun nijito
Topicso what was gandhi wrong about?
shinobipride
11/15/18 9:30:54 AM
#1
*changes* imply negative changes as well, aka things take a turn for the worse
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seishun nijito
Topicditto or eevee
shinobipride
11/15/18 9:24:58 AM
#1
well well well - Results (11 votes)
ditto
45.45% (5 votes)
5
no eevee
0% (0 votes)
0
no ditto
0% (0 votes)
0
yes eevee
54.55% (6 votes)
6
eevee
0% (0 votes)
0
with fries and drinks on the side

please
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seishun nijito
Topicmy mom broke down after i told her that
shinobipride
11/15/18 9:12:26 AM
#1
im her punishment in this life, same with my dad but i never talk with him so i told my mom the part where i am his punishment in this life as well

basically my mom steals every little thing (not sure the exact reason) because she works at a hospital where apparently EVERYONE (according to her) does this. i told her because of what she did that none of my brothers or i will ever amass any amount of real wealth.

i also told her about my dad being in love with another woman, even though he had three boys with my mom. that because of this my brothers and i will never find any true love.

so, could this be the best moment of my life unloading all my bullshit unto her

it isn't fair but
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seishun nijito
Topicsince we can get away with murder
shinobipride
11/15/18 8:59:12 AM
#1
would you do it - Results (6 votes)
not sure
0% (0 votes)
0
no
100% (6 votes)
6
why not
0% (0 votes)
0
yes, a fucked up topic, as usual
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seishun nijito
Topicone pill
shinobipride
11/14/18 3:48:05 PM
#1
take it or leave it - Results (5 votes)
yes
0% (0 votes)
0
no
100% (5 votes)
5
so you found a pill that guarantees you one year of immortality (aka can not be killed, even by yourself)

but if you take it, you will die after one year time is up

what now?
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so, how can i be better?
Topictwo pills
shinobipride
11/14/18 3:28:22 PM
#1
take it or leave it - Results (14 votes)
yes
28.57% (4 votes)
4
no
71.43% (10 votes)
10
One gives you eternal life
One kills you instantly

Do you take that chance?
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so, how can i be better?
TopicIf a fairy offered you a BJ, would you accept it?
shinobipride
11/14/18 1:29:50 AM
#2
Yes, only if the fairy was
ur mon
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As a human being, should you be asking me the question whether I believe in humanity or not - Seishun Nijito.
Topicsolve the riddle in my sig
shinobipride
11/14/18 12:43:02 AM
#12
this topic will be closed in few hours

or if i wake up later after all

anyways lol

peace
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i am here because of my choice, you are because of yours, and we are because of ours.
so you can beach, complain, and moan, or make a different DUCKING choice?!
Topicsolve the riddle in my sig
shinobipride
11/14/18 12:31:44 AM
#11
CrimsonRage posted...
the grammar in your sig is awful

lol fixed
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if all my bestest friends want me to die,
how does one expect me to survive? ummm, reborn?
Topicsolve the riddle in my sig
shinobipride
11/14/18 12:28:54 AM
#8
MabusIncarnate posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
This topic is now about poop

I had a wine bottle poop earlier, it was unexpected. Popped out the hard nugget followed by a stream of liquid. I didn't even eat anything that would give me the runs.

last night i shat myself 7 times on the toilet in less than 5 mins

epic shit is just epic
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if i am just a human being wanting to live,
then why does so many of my fellow friends wanting me to die?
Topicsolve the riddle in my sig
shinobipride
11/14/18 12:24:28 AM
#1

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if i am just a human being wanting to live,
then why does so many of my fellow friends wanting me to die?
TopicJust found out my ex had an abortion and had lied to me about a miscarriage
shinobipride
10/10/18 7:05:56 AM
#177
Devil_Katt_II posted...
SaithSayer posted...
I also won't be saying circle when I mean square.

that's your perogative. I might do that sometime though

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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicPower Rangers vs Street Fighter
shinobipride
10/10/18 7:05:24 AM
#2
Makeveli_lives posted...


Damn they're really milking this lol

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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicJust found out my ex had an abortion and had lied to me about a miscarriage
shinobipride
10/10/18 7:04:42 AM
#174
Devil_Katt_II posted...
for that matter, religion isn't entirely based on literal truth, and yet we or a large base of humanity follows it anyway

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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicCategory 4 Michael
shinobipride
10/10/18 7:04:22 AM
#6
Rick-C137 posted...
And prayers being prepped for delivery

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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicOverwatch Halloween Terror
shinobipride
10/10/18 7:03:30 AM
#6
SSJGrimReaper posted...
shinobipride posted...
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Which one gets deeded to the moist

shape of water doomfist

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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicJust found out my ex had an abortion and had lied to me about a miscarriage
shinobipride
10/10/18 7:02:58 AM
#172
gunplagirl posted...
SaithSayer posted...
Devil_Katt_II posted...
SaithSayer posted...
Mental gymnastics meant to coddle the feelings of those who can't handle a bit of honesty and live in a fantasy world.

so? it's a free country. and besides, that's your opinion that is not shared by a very large chunk of society

And if a very large chunk of society says the moon is plastic because that makes them happier somehow? People can believe whatever ridiculous shit they want, but expecting the whole world to play pretend with them is beyond selfish and unreasonable.

I also won't be saying hot when I mean cold.


That's just it, hot and cold are relevant and they're both things you relate with regard to what you feel. For that matter, cold doesn't actually exist, it's the lack of heat that does.

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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicRand Paul's Wife is so TERRIFIED of LIBERALS that she SLEEPS with a LOADED GUN!!
shinobipride
10/10/18 7:02:21 AM
#40
jumi posted...
fhqwhgads posted...
jumi posted...
fhqwhgads posted...
jumi posted...
But after Kavanaugh I thought

Oh no another "but I thought" post. That's when you know there's nothing of substance.


"How dare he call out my hypocrisy! REEEEEEEEE!!!"

Wrong again


"REEEEEEEE!!!"

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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicJust found out my ex had an abortion and had lied to me about a miscarriage
shinobipride
10/10/18 7:01:51 AM
#170
Rick-C137 posted...
Bowesette isn't a transgirl, it's a magical swap that makes Bower an exact replica of a woman. Science isn't near that yet.

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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
Topic"Calling users snowflakes is flaming."
shinobipride
10/10/18 7:01:15 AM
#79
RickyTheBAWSE posted...

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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicJust found out my ex had an abortion and had lied to me about a miscarriage
shinobipride
10/10/18 7:00:44 AM
#167
shinobipride posted...
SaithSayer posted...
Devil_Katt_II posted...
SaithSayer posted...
Mental gymnastics meant to coddle the feelings of those who can't handle a bit of honesty and live in a fantasy world.

so? it's a free country. and besides, that's your opinion that is not shared by a very large chunk of society

And if a very large chunk of society says the moon is plastic because that makes them happier somehow? People can believe whatever ridiculous shit they want, but expecting the whole world to play pretend with them is beyond selfish and unreasonable.

I also won't be saying hot when I mean cold.

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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicJust found out my ex had an abortion and had lied to me about a miscarriage
shinobipride
10/10/18 7:00:08 AM
#165
SaithSayer posted...
Devil_Katt_II posted...
SaithSayer posted...
Mental gymnastics meant to coddle the feelings of those who can't handle a bit of honesty and live in a fantasy world.

so? it's a free country. and besides, that's your opinion that is not shared by a very large chunk of society

And if a very large chunk of society says the moon is plastic because that makes them happier somehow? People can believe whatever ridiculous shit they want, but expecting the whole world to play pretend with them is beyond selfish and unreasonable.

I also won't be saying hot when I mean cold.

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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
Topic600 trillion dollars but Maisie Williams nude pics leak and you can't see them
shinobipride
10/10/18 6:59:27 AM
#40
nativengine posted...
frozenshock posted...
shinobipride posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
Noooope, do not want to see that naked. Ever.

https://imgur.com/6xdam9V


Yeah good job posting a pic from when she was a kid >_>

This is better:

vDnumTe


Thats not much better......

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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicCategory 4 Michael
shinobipride
10/10/18 6:58:50 AM
#4
frogman_295 posted...
That's two bigguns this year.


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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicOverwatch Halloween Terror
shinobipride
10/10/18 6:58:26 AM
#4
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Which one gets deeded to the moist

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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicOverwatch Halloween Terror
shinobipride
10/10/18 6:57:14 AM
#2
Wtldr
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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicJust found out my ex had an abortion and had lied to me about a miscarriage
shinobipride
10/10/18 6:56:53 AM
#161
gunplagirl posted...
shinobipride posted...
gunplagirl posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
gunplagirl posted...
So what's with people having no problem calling bowsette a girl but trans women?

Oh that's right, you refuse to acknowledge you jerk off to trans women out of fear of being perceived as gay which is itself stemming from latent homophobia.


Do you mean women cosplaying as a character? They're still women. Having a dick disqualifies you from being a woman though. And I can say without a shred of doubt that I've never rubbed one out to a trans, the thought alone makes me feel sick to my stomach.


Yeah, too bad the Endocrine Society says you're still wrong when using that as an absolute 100% disqualifier.

But surely you know more about genetics than the leading experts in the field.

Tldr

tl;dr is an abbreviated form of too long; didn't read. Older audiences might use the "reader's digest version" when trying to simplify a story down to the most basic point.

Wtldf
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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicCategory 4 Michael
shinobipride
10/10/18 6:56:02 AM
#2
V-E-G-Y- posted...
Thoughts?

Feels wacko
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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
Topic"Name calling of any kind is not allowed"
shinobipride
10/10/18 6:55:20 AM
#7
gunplagirl posted...
Tfw I can't even see op

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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
Topic"Name calling of any kind is not allowed"
shinobipride
10/10/18 6:55:00 AM
#6
Devil_Katt_II posted...
we oui posted

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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicJust found out my ex had an abortion and had lied to me about a miscarriage
shinobipride
10/10/18 6:54:13 AM
#158
gunplagirl posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
gunplagirl posted...
So what's with people having no problem calling bowsette a girl but trans women?

Oh that's right, you refuse to acknowledge you jerk off to trans women out of fear of being perceived as gay which is itself stemming from latent homophobia.


Do you mean women cosplaying as a character? They're still women. Having a dick disqualifies you from being a woman though. And I can say without a shred of doubt that I've never rubbed one out to a trans, the thought alone makes me feel sick to my stomach.


Yeah, too bad the Endocrine Society says you're still wrong when using that as an absolute 100% disqualifier.

But surely you know more about genetics than the leading experts in the field.

Tldr
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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicWhat has ruined the #MeToo movement the most, Enzo Amore or Asia Argento?
shinobipride
10/10/18 6:53:57 AM
#42
WellKnownNomad posted...
For clearing things up, the incident with Enzo Amore was that some girl accused Enzo for raping her and apparently that was the reason it cost him his at the WWE and it was later revealed the girl was lying though reality was it wasn't the accusations that cost Enzo his job, it was just the fact WWE needed a reason to fire Enzo anyways and him not reporting the situation sooner instead of keeping it a secret and having it blow over, though the fact people are confused about the situation and legit think Enzo's firing was because of the accusations has hurt #MeToo in this case

Asia Argento was the biggest proponent in #MeToo, saying that Harvey Weinstein raped her and that might still be true but what has hurt her credibility is the suspicious death of her ex, Anthony Bourdain, as well as the reveal of Argento taking advantage of a 17 year old actor that she knew since he was 7 and has him referred her to as "mom" while also throwing Bourdain's good name under the bus

Tldr
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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicJust found out my ex had an abortion and had lied to me about a miscarriage
shinobipride
10/10/18 6:52:43 AM
#156
Devil_Katt_II posted...
SaithSayer posted...
Devil_Katt_II posted...
SaithSayer posted...
I'm only one person.

just because people feel more comfortable being open about it doesn't mean they are faking it though

That's an odd post to quote while making that point. Anyway, I'll entertain anyone's life wish in 21 days. It'll be another 365 before I do it again.

I know, I just wanted to quote your most recent post

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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
TopicWhat's a good anime to watch this season?
shinobipride
10/10/18 6:52:29 AM
#19
Lord_Shadow posted...
Overlord

Once upon a time in China

Rumble in brobx
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Only two things trump death, mediocrity and being mediocre. Nikola Tesla. The ART of trolls. Seishun Nijito.
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