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And thevworst part is, if you dont eat, youll become an emaciated ghoul and it looks stupid

Goddammit
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iClockwork posted...

Tactical_Spork posted...

Its more the fact that he did specifically so he could spin it with his thinly veiled racism

quit projecting

Stop coming up with stupid derogatory nicknames for people of color
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Proudclad, I know Ive said it before, but it will literally never be said enough

You are an absolute fucking moron, an idiot, a complete disgrace and embarassment.
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I miss my friends and I cried all night about it

What the fuck happened
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LesserFaith posted...

Kazi1212 posted...

You can be an atheist socialist. If an atheist thinks the most efficient way to use our collective resources is through a socialist system, then that doesnt seem to contradict anything inherent in atheism.

You can be both, but advocating to pool your resources with people you regard as morons isn't smart. It's ridiculous and vapid. That's the point I'm making.

Im an atheist and I do not think religious people are morons, youre just an edgy unwashed cretin desperate to feel superior to others
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haloiscoolisbak posted...

Love how precious people get about someone posting something that's already been posted

truly pathetic

Its more the fact that he did specifically so he could spin it with his thinly veiled racism
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Gonna bump this just cuz i spent a while typing it
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Dog whistle racismfaqs
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Full stop
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ledbowman posted...

So funny to see little Adam Schitt (D-CA) talking about the fact that Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker was not approved by the Senate, but not mentioning the fact that Bob Mueller (who is highly conflicted) was not approved by the Senate!

Catch and Release is an obsolete term. It is now Catch and Detain. Illegal Immigrants trying to come into the U.S.A., often proudly flying the flag of their nation as they ask for U.S. Asylum, will be detained or turned away. Dems must approve Border Security & Wall NOW!

http://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

So to avoid them SPENDING ALL OUR TAX MONEY!!!! were... spending tax money detainging them in concentration camps..?
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KillerKhan420 posted...

Oh I forgot where we are, commiefaqs.

Those gorrilas aren't practicing real communism though right.

You cant even fucking spell guerrilla and youre ass is out here trying to engage in political discourse
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CornBarn posted...

Communism is evil but this is a textbook example of government overreach and the potential for misidentification is too high.

wow

Fuck you, sport. I know youre a troll account, but this crosses a lind where its just as bad as if you were saying it earnestly.
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Thanks for reading this rambling mess of a blog post
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The drive ultimately clocked in at 11 hours and change; by the time we reached home my ass had gone numb and he was nearly in tears from the drive. To this day he says he hated it, but I know he looks back on it with fondness.

In the ensuing months, we would continue on as we had, doing dumb bullshit and enjoying life as not-quite-adults. In the fall of that year we would begin writing music together, after failed, laughable attempts in high school. He was at the same time jamming with another guy, same age as us and in another local band, and the concurrent jam sessions would slowly merge and metastasize into a band. The three of us quickly became inseparable, and wed continue on doing the same things we had been, while trying to work towards on music we were enthusiastic about. That December, I went solo to Philly for another show and another visit; I returned home to find that my parents were divorcing. I tried to reach out to her for some kind of support, but after having been rejected firmly, it was clear the friendship was strained. We no longer talk, and its been at least a year since weve spoken in any capacity.

The next year or so carried on normally with minor squabbles here and there but mostly great times; wed slowly become prominent locally, we 3 were still best friends. I was plagued by the first of my terrible relationships, but I now look back on those times and that person with fondness as well. Things were good and everything was progressing and we were all excited.

By spring of the next year, tensions had begun to build. The final nail in the coffin came when I entered a relationship that haunts me to this day. At this point, my oldest friend also began seeing someone new, and older. We started seeing him less, he started getting angrier, and he threatened to quit the band frequently. All of this while I was also dealing with an extremely abusive person, and constantly reaching out to them in hysterical states at all hours of the day. The three of us stopped hanging out. He eventually quit.

Now, he and I have started talking again, though much less frequently, and neither of us are very quick to respond to one another. We still only infrequently see each other, despite both saying how we miss chilling. Two people have filled his place since he quit, and although the newest is great, theres a palpable feeling the band is on its last leg, and that this old dog should be taken out back soon, when it was seemingly on the cusp of real success. The other part of our old trio has gone down a dark hole of alcohol abuse, escalating experimentation, and generally toxic and anti-social behavior; I only hear from him these days if nobody else can give him a ride, or if nobody else cares enough to talk about guitars, and I frequently have the things he says about me to others relayed back to me. I still bought him a special pressing of one of his most cherished records for his birthday this year, and I still hope he can change, and that we can be friends again. My oldest friend is now engaged to the older woman; we all think, and have since the beginning, that there is an element of manipulation happening. He wont hear it. Hes fairly isolated, and her friends are his only friends now. He doesnt come to shows. He no longer makes music. I miss him.

When I hear these records, I am instantly overcome by a rush of memories, less specific instances and more a pastiche of the events of a period of time, a singular positive, warm emotion. I remember less the things people said and more the way they said them. I remember the faces I havent seen in nearly two years, the voices I no longer get to hear, the places Ill never see again. I rarely listen to these records anymore, because this feeling overwhelms me, and at times moves me to tears. I am reminded of all these people and things and relationships I held so dear, that have now been irreparably perverted and changed. I am reminded of the people I cared most about. I know it will never be the same.
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https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nTLdTq6zNbb-Se_XH2JfYK2MhKDzM5qWk

When I hear these, Im instantly reminded of piling into my best and oldest friends beater car at odd hours of the night and staying out all night doing nothing but just going somewhere. His shit didnt have any kind of aux, so wed both carry around CDs all the time or make mixes or burn whole albums to play in the car; I have such fond memories of scattering to pick out my stack for the night, when it was decided in the moment that we were hanging out, before he got to my house to scoop. It wasnt uncommon for him to just adopt shit I left in his car, and there were a few instances where Id force him to listen to stuff just by leaving it on his passenger seat until he took it. We had a crew of homies, and his cousin who was both our best friend and my unrequited crush, and the three of us would frequently take late night trips to the 24 hour donut spot, even though it was an hour away. Wed pack the car and drive out to the woods to dick around and smoke, or go to Boston at 1 AM and walk from the Commons to Fenway and through Chinatown and shit and just see what we encountered, or just chill on our boys stoop or in a basement talking shit. We used to hangout in his basement at his moms crib and get crazy fucked up and watch stupid shit on youtube on a giant old CRT that only kinda worked, but we couldnt be too loud because of his sister and we had to sneak out the bulkhead every time we wanted to smoke, even in the middle of January when it was -2 degrees.

One time in particular, he and I decided to go to Philly to see one of our favorite bands and visit his cousin, who had moved to go to school there. It was just us two, the whole 7+ hour ride. We were 18, and it was my first time leaving New England without a real adult, my first time in Philly, and the first time I felt freedom. For this trip a particularly huge selection of music was needed, and my So It Goes CD, a relative rarity thanks to poor distribution, was an absolute essential; we had seen Ratking the year prior, once opening for Earl Sweatshirt and once headlining, skipping some graduation-related bullshit to go to the latter and smoking with them in some sketchy car after. This album was in constant rotation the whole way there; also in the mix was a burned copy of Mac Demarcos 2, Lightning Bolts long-awaited newest record, Aphex Twins Syro, and countless mix CDs, both accumulated from previous goonery and tailor made for the drive, as well as others I dont remember.

I have such a vivid memory of driving through a wintery New York City with him, ice cold with a seemingly visible, frigid harshness to everything in the winter sun, and while I have no earthly clue if its what was playing at that moment, Ratking immediately floods my mind with that image. The show was great, the weekend even better abd seeing our friend was wonderful. We had awkward interactions with her college friends, and we saw the city, and it was great. We got up the day after the show bright and early to hit the road home. During our drive, the infamous Polar Vortex of 2015 was hitting the northeast particularly hard.

The drive home got more intense as we went, as flurries begat snow, begat heavy snow, begat blizzard, begat whiteout. I again have an incredibly vivid memory of driving through New York in progressively worse snow, and I again cannot recall what was actually playing at the time, but the image is brought instantly to my mind by the sound of these records, 700Fill in particular, despite the fact that it wasnt released in any capacity until several days later. We had left at around 10 AM; by thevtime we hit Connecticut, it was dark, and there was easily a foot of snow on tbe roads as plows had yet to hit the road. Halfways through the state, ice build-caused one of his wipers to snap clean off, and he was in an increasingly panicked state as we continued.

(cont.)
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Like most of the games that got big hype on early access have been stalked for ages also
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Borderlands 3 has been teased quite a bit but its been a long-ass time and theres been very little progress shown or info given. It could very well be getting the surprise release treatment, but its looking a little concerning

A lot of games I was concerned about were given a proper announcement this year tho
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Assuming their respective servers are still active
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YourDrunkFather posted...

Star Wars Battlefront 3

The alpha footage was incredible :(
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wat happen to your other account

also rip
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iClockwork posted...

Na the fact that they have to flock to the subreddit to moan indicates they are probably the problem in the first place. Are there bad customers? Sure. Are 99% of cutomers bad like these employees make it out to be? No.

99% of customers are absolute fucking CHUDs who will amaze you with the implicatation that they even manage to draw breath without being instructed.
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Im boned lmao
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catboy0_0 posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

catboy0_0 posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

I found literal shit

does the horse periodically take a shit when you're at a walking/trotting pace

Yes lmao

NO WAY LOL

Yeah

I like to make him shit in the butcher stall
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oi
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Gettin a little hot under the collar here
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Milkman5 posted...

weird for an actor to demand the script be changed

Not really at all but we all know why you think so
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The film already plays out as a pretty effective allegory for the struggle of black men in America, even if its unintentional. He does everything right, survives against all odds, only to be mistakenly shot without a second thought by the people who were meant to save him.

It woukd have been nice if they were a bit more heavy handed with it imo, like Dawn was with its themes of consumerism.
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Ive also been getting sick all the time

Ive puked more in the past few months than I have in the past 5 years. Just to give perspective on why I am so hopeless, it feels like my body is completely failing, it hurts to move and do very basic shit.
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Also lets stop pretending R*s writing is anything but piss lol

RDR1 was great and Max Payne 3 was decent. Everything else has been puerile garbage and trying to argue otherwise shows your media illiteracy.
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Everything is beyond repair and getting worse
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RDR2 is basically just cowboy slice of life, at the point of Chapter 3 Im at. Regardless of how it may ramp up, thats way too far along to still feel like things are being set up. Theres like 3? separate minor antagonists, two of which Ive only directly encountered twice and one I basically only know about because Ive been slaughtering his goons wholesale. None of them seem to be the focus, and the game doesnt seem to want to commit to making me hate my peersfor realsies.

Fun game tho and just interacting with everyone is a highlight
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Makeveli_lives posted...

MakoReizei posted...

SSJCAT posted...

care to share visual examples?

the elder dragons are probably the worst offenders

Wtf are you talking about?

They all look like Dreamworks throwaways

Also lol @ how hard Tom Kenny phoned in that last Spyro line, shits borderline Ice King
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I found a guy meditating on a cliff

Does he live or does he fall
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Spoiler tags if necessary

Just found the witch hut and Im spooped
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I am butthole666

Insomnia and not eating (for a number of reasons which I have neglected to ever seek professional help for) have been problems for me since basically my earliest memories, however theyve both been especially bad as of late. I dont sleep because I dont want to or cant, Id rather just stay awake doing nothing and festering; I dont eat because I have neither the time or money, and usually just end up eating like half of a meal and snacks with a fuckton of soda each day. The fact that I have still maintained my normal weight is nothing short of a miracle. Most of what I do eat is either fast food or frozen.

Ive wanted to change for so long but I seem to only be getting worse. Several times in the past month Ive sunken so low I have considered admitting myself to a hospital, going so far as to drive laps around its block late at night on two ocassions. But I cant bring myself to do it. I cant bring myself to confront and fix these problems in any real tangible way.
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Ive spent the past 6 years thinking about this, these games are very dear to me lol
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Also Ill def agree the classes are way more interesting in 2, however aside from a couple of the exceedingly specialized skill trees, they feel far more similar than the original 4 did.
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I like 1 a lot more tbh

The deadpan writing, sparse workds and music, and its actually playable solo; 2 is basically impossible to not groan at all these years later because the writing was dated at release, and the gameplay placed a HUGE emphasis on raid bosses and the goddamned fucking community chest or whatever they called it. Still very enjoyable, but imo 1 had a much more unique tone and feel and the gameplay holds up a good deal better.
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Yeah i would have taken less-stunning graphics for locked 60 fps instead of 30 with motion blur
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I forgot about Custom Robo fuck
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I boughtro it
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Might grab nioh and gow
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I told them they were not being abusive towards me, because I did not want them to shoulder that guilt
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shanefu22 posted...

Silver Bearings posted...

And how old to spend their own money on things that they choose?

As long as it's something I approve of, they can spend their money on whatever they want.

Abusive parenting 101
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Visualboy stay posting shit you would hear hobos ramble about at the bus station
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Shoukd i do it to em
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When he gave RDR2 a 3/5 in a serious review the rdr board went ballistic
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How does any of this translate into a lack of empathy on my end? I wish so badly that I could take things back or be there in the way that is needed. The thought that I am unable to help someone I care about hurting has had me in tears multiple times this week

I just feel like Im not allowed to have human emotions and Im expected to always have a perfect answer
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Wave Race
Rogue Squadron II
Star Fox Assault
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Theyve outright asked me in the past, in tears, if they have become abusive

I said no, I comforted and reassured

I lied because a better person behind it
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