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| Topic | I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee... |
| Skyrim_Guard 12/17/18 6:09:47 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Preliminary Doge Games 2019 Invitational sponsored by Dogecoin LAST POST WINS! |
| Skyrim_Guard 12/01/18 9:45:20 PM #239 | jpennys_cat posted... The_Doge posted...jpennys_cat posted...*meowing intensifies* *Draws sword* --- |
| Topic | A PSA from your Local friendly Skyrim guard Don't play with fire hands |
| Skyrim_Guard 12/01/18 1:12:57 PM #1 | |
| Topic | The perfect girl but she's a strong Nord woman |
| Skyrim_Guard 11/30/18 5:44:44 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Stop glorifying pirares |
| Skyrim_Guard 11/30/18 5:39:32 PM #10 | UnfairRepresent posted... frozenshock posted...curved swords a It does what kind of man fights with a curved sword --- |
| Topic | Preliminary Doge Games 2019 Invitational sponsored by Dogecoin LAST POST WINS! |
| Skyrim_Guard 11/19/18 3:08:49 PM #103 | Post --- |
| Topic | Preliminary Doge Games 2019 Invitational sponsored by Dogecoin LAST POST WINS! |
| Skyrim_Guard 11/08/18 1:01:44 PM #11 | Skyrim_Guard posted... For Skyrim! --- |
| Topic | Preliminary Doge Games 2019 Invitational sponsored by Dogecoin LAST POST WINS! |
| Skyrim_Guard 11/08/18 12:52:10 PM #8 | For Skyrim! --- |
| Topic | Mexican Caravan irl =Khajit Caravan from Skyrim |
| Skyrim_Guard 11/05/18 1:22:32 AM #17 | The_Doge posted... @Skyrim_Guard you must stop them I'm gonna need some more swords and some back up --- |
| Topic | Another Hold needs your help |
| Skyrim_Guard 10/28/18 11:51:37 PM #1 | I'll mark it on your map. --- |
| Topic | OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT of The 2019 DOGE GAMES |
| Skyrim_Guard 10/21/18 2:55:47 PM #298 | For Skyrim!! --- |
| Topic | OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT of The 2019 DOGE GAMES |
| Skyrim_Guard 10/21/18 2:55:27 PM #297 | For Skyrim! --- |
| Topic | How the fuck is the Dragonborn loseing to some emo looking fuckboi |
| Skyrim_Guard 10/19/18 10:44:28 PM #1 | This is truly a crime against Skyrim and her people! --- |
| Topic | We need a new mod |
| Skyrim_Guard 10/19/18 9:22:50 PM #15 | DK9292 posted... pikachupwnage posted...@Skyrim_Guard What if I say. You have committed crimes against Gamefaqs and her people. What say you in your defense? --- |
| Topic | We need a new mod |
| Skyrim_Guard 10/19/18 8:24:14 PM #9 | I am ready to serve as a mod. --- |
| Topic | OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT of The 2019 DOGE GAMES |
| Skyrim_Guard 10/19/18 10:19:43 AM #164 | jpennys_cat posted... Game over? What have I told you about posting in the CEity cat --- |
| Topic | We need a new mod |
| Skyrim_Guard 10/18/18 12:22:25 PM #8 | Webmaster4531 posted... One that won't make me sick. Wait I know you --- |
| Topic | I am an NPC |
| Skyrim_Guard 10/16/18 9:47:19 PM #10 | Veggeta X posted... I am not a fighter. I have @SkyrimMAGE and @Skyrim_Guard to protect me. Destruction magic fine just don't go burning down any buildings. --- |
| Topic | OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT of The 2019 DOGE GAMES |
| Skyrim_Guard 10/16/18 9:46:07 PM #103 | Guards --- |
| Topic | cmonn |
| Skyrim_Guard 10/12/18 7:44:54 AM #2 | Move along --- |
| Topic | What are you looking forward to, CE? |
| Skyrim_Guard 10/10/18 4:44:50 AM #39 | Some Mead after my shift. --- |
| Topic | Found Kavanaugh's theme song |
| Skyrim_Guard 10/04/18 7:49:07 AM #3 | I prefer Mead personally --- |
| Topic | Check out my awesome Khajiit rug |
| Skyrim_Guard 10/02/18 7:06:15 PM #3 | Same thing --- |
| Topic | Check out my awesome Khajiit rug |
| Skyrim_Guard 10/01/18 10:38:01 AM #1 |  Made it myself --- |
| Topic | Move along |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/28/18 2:34:41 PM #1 | Nothing to see here. --- |
| Topic | I need wares |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/26/18 4:12:27 PM #2 | |
| Topic | I need wares |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/26/18 3:55:52 PM #1 | And I have coin >_> --- |
| Topic | I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/24/18 9:24:55 PM #8 | |
| Topic | Patrolling Skyrim almost makes you wish for a dragon attack |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/24/18 7:33:23 PM #10 | When I got this assignment I thought there would be more Mead --- |
| Topic | Patrolling Skyrim almost makes you wish for a dragon attack |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/24/18 3:20:23 AM #6 | HiddenLurker posted... Skyrim_Guard posted...thronedfire2 posted...I need to report a stolen sweetroll *Shoots arrow into horse knee* --- |
| Topic | Patrolling Skyrim almost makes you wish for a dragon attack |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/24/18 3:07:03 AM #3 | thronedfire2 posted... I need to report a stolen sweetroll Did someone steal your sweetroll? --- |
| Topic | Patrolling Skyrim almost makes you wish for a dragon attack |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/24/18 3:05:18 AM #1 | Did you hear the Legion and Stormcloaks are gonna fight over Whiterun --- |
| Topic | Let me guess |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/22/18 10:00:46 PM #12 | The_Doge posted... Licks chops* I had nothing to do with this What were you doing today Doge? --- |
| Topic | Yo, someone hit me up with that dank Skooma. |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/21/18 1:15:03 PM #15 | Khajiit posted... Khajiit is appalled by your grammar. *Draws Sword* --- |
| Topic | Yo, someone hit me up with that dank Skooma. |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/21/18 3:52:00 AM #12 | Khajiit posted... Skyrim_Guard posted...Bok_Choi posted...Skyrim_Guard posted...You all have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people what say you. Your not a Thane your not even allowed in the CEity so on top of being a skooma pedaling Thief you're also impersonating a Thane your coming with me to the dungeon. --- |
| Topic | PSA from your friendly Skyrim guard |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/21/18 3:49:30 AM #7 | DarthDemented posted... How's that arrow to the knee? Will be able to adventure again? Probably not :( --- |
| Topic | Yo, someone hit me up with that dank Skooma. |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/21/18 3:44:48 AM #9 | Bok_Choi posted... Skyrim_Guard posted...You all have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people what say you. All Khajiit are skooma pedaling thieves --- |
| Topic | PSA from your friendly Skyrim guard |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/21/18 2:47:01 AM #3 | Veggeta X posted... bump --- |
| Topic | Yo, someone hit me up with that dank Skooma. |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/21/18 2:46:40 AM #5 | t_paynes_ghost posted... Papa needs his hit. electricbugs2 posted... Kids these days, back in my day we smoked a little moon sugar and that was the end of that. Bok_Choi posted... keh the old n'wah can't handle his skooma You all have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people what say you. --- |
| Topic | I'm officer Jenkins of the Skyrim Guard AMA |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/21/18 2:45:34 AM #33 | Veggeta X posted... I use two handed swords. The gods gave you two hands and use them both for your weapon I can respect thatRanting Nord posted... Where do I sign up? At any of the local city barracks in any of the holds Kinsman --- |
| Topic | ITT I'll give 25 random users $20. |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/19/18 4:16:06 PM #244 | That will buy me some mead --- |
| Topic | If it was up to me I wouldn't let the argonians in the city ether. |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/19/18 2:10:15 PM #1 | Stupid lizards smell terrible. --- |
| Topic | PSA from your friendly Skyrim guard |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/19/18 2:03:04 PM #1 | |
| Topic | I'm officer Jenkins of the Skyrim Guard AMA |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/19/18 12:00:28 PM #29 | ImTheMacheteGuy posted... If I'm in the college in Winterhold and a dumb dildo dragon attacks and dies like in some bullshit place high up where I can't go, does that ruin my my dragon killing... stuff? Or do dragons just keep kinda spawning randomly and if I lose one corpse of one I can't just make it up later? This is a serious and in context question. I was sorting through the first few pages and was going to search "skyrim" after to find other topics I could ask this in before going to the skyrim answers or board eventually >_>. Not even kidding. Your fine dragons keep spawningYellowSUV posted... Do you know what the fine is for necrophilia is in Skyrim? 2600 --- |
| Topic | I'm officer Jenkins of the Skyrim Guard AMA |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/18/18 12:46:46 AM #26 | SkyrimMAGE posted... I have been everywhere in nirn i know all things i can end the world with a snap of my fingers Pff magesRoboLaserGandhi posted... *lolligags* *Fines*Veggeta X posted... Someone stole my sweetrole *Eats a sweet roll * I'll get on that.CyricZ posted... Where would an aspiring mage like myself find higher education? There's a college in winterhold --- |
| Topic | I'm officer Jenkins of the Skyrim Guard AMA |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/16/18 8:46:10 PM #20 | Big_Nabendu posted... Ever been to cyrodiil or morrowind? I vacationed I'm Bruma Recently and I've technically been to Morrowind I was chasing this perp in the Rift and makes for the Morrowind border gate and I chased him though it shot him in the shoulder with my bow. Captain was not happy with that report. --- |
| Topic | ive never done recreational drugs of any kind, am i missing out? |
| Skyrim_Guard 09/16/18 8:17:49 PM #2 | *Stands Guard* --- |
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