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| Topic | Lol at dudes who want their first girlfriends to be virgins. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/31/18 2:49:30 PM #53 | CrimsonRage posted... Kitt posted...DarkRoast posted...Worst date I ever had was with a guy who literally asked if I was a virgin. I figured he was horny and I hadn't gotten any in a while so I told him I'd pretty much sleep with anyone even halfway decent. He then called me a whore. Asshole. I can see the impulse to ask that question as like a teenager but grown adults really have no business doing that. It's just weird. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Lol at dudes who want their first girlfriends to be virgins. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/31/18 2:47:48 PM #52 | DarkRoast posted... Worst date I ever had was with a guy who literally asked if I was a virgin. I figured he was horny and I hadn't gotten any in a while so I told him I'd pretty much sleep with anyone even halfway decent. He then called me a whore. Asshole. Sounds like a shitty person. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Hey fam |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/31/18 2:42:58 PM #30 | This topic is literally a fart choir --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | ITT: No mods allowed! |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/31/18 2:41:05 PM #2 | Beep bep --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | CE, I need a New Year's resolution. Help a brother out, will ya? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/31/18 2:38:04 PM #8 | Get rid of trump --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Pro tips: how to not get banned as a low level account |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/31/18 2:37:17 PM #5 | Vyrulisse posted... Context please A person presumably called another person a sandwich licker. That would be my guess. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Pennsylvania's highest court rules drug use while pregnant not abuse |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/31/18 2:31:30 PM #18 | Imagine caring about some dumb lame-ads fetus more than the one incubating it. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | 59 degrees on New Year's?? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/31/18 2:08:52 PM #8 | 31 here --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Popular Youtuber, Metal Jesus Rocks, EXPOSED for a silent form of e-begging |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/31/18 2:08:28 PM #34 | Penises --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Man stabbed by 39 men and women after argument in a store got out of hand. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/31/18 1:27:20 PM #10 | DevsBro posted... Must have said something good about Trump. Unlikely. No one really ever does that. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Would you eat a cheese filled fried bacon wrapped chicken nugget? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/31/18 12:35:07 PM #3 | Yes --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Man stabbed by 39 men and women after argument in a store got out of hand. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/31/18 12:17:56 PM #4 | Was Wesley there? He is British and it happened in the UK so it seems like there is a more likely chance he was present than there would be in your average article that you post. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Store employee has a screaming MELTDOWN over a Trump shirt. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/30/18 2:02:09 PM #480 | WZRDxBULL3TZZZ posted... I don't need to have a PhD to know that when you tell people on the baseball board that you want to kill yourself over a GameFAQs message board I got one don't believe you. :shrug emoji: --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Did you know: that the 21st century didn't actually start until Jan 1st 2001? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/30/18 12:17:43 PM #5 | It was pretty well emphasized leading up to it. I think the people who don't know are people who either weren't born yet at the time or were too young. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | "Moderates" who attack liberals at every given opportunity but leave |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/30/18 12:08:16 PM #256 | DarkRoast posted... I'd say I'm probably more left-wing than right-wing, but I don't consider myself a liberal. Not even sure what I consider myself anymore. It's really hard to identify with either party lately. Agreed. I've mostly given up on good choices though. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Store employee has a screaming MELTDOWN over a Trump shirt. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/30/18 12:06:42 PM #474 | WZRDxBULL3TZZZ posted... I can't say I think Well at least you have some self-awareness --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Store employee has a screaming MELTDOWN over a Trump shirt. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/30/18 12:04:52 PM #473 | Acceptance posted... Conflict posted...This isn't evidence of the left turning into anything Because things trump shits out all over Twitter hourly has the same effect as one video of some random lunatic screaming about something. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Store employee has a screaming MELTDOWN over a Trump shirt. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/30/18 11:58:20 AM #472 | Conflict posted... ModLogic posted...im pretty sure ANYTHING can be moddable if people co-ordinate and mass mark. which is not unexpected behavior from the likes of them. It's projection. It has already been proven that certain members of their side but accounts to mass mark --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | "Moderates" who attack liberals at every given opportunity but leave |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/30/18 11:40:55 AM #253 | _B0xxY_2J_0sHBK posted... DarkRoast posted...Conservatives do a good enough job of being obviously stupid and hypocritical. They don't need help. Simply putting a camera on them is more effective than actually criticizing them. I see Coffeebeanz as a reasonable moderate here and that's a controversial opinion especially to the left. I stand firm by it though, and you are absolutely incorrect. She is right in that conservatives derail their own side on camera, but your example of liberals derails itself because once again you have fallen victim to "random lunatics making asses of themselves while someone records it = aLL LiBeRaLs!" syndrome. You watch vape guy... "sEe LoOk At ThE LeFt! ThEy aLL r LiKe tHiS!" That is "I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about and because I don't know things and I dislike one side, I abandon reason for hypergeneralization" logic. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | "Moderates" who attack liberals at every given opportunity but leave |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/30/18 11:32:40 AM #252 | The Great Muta 22 posted... SterlingM posted...CrimsonRage posted... Social media is his point. Every opinion he has is formed by reading stupid shit that randoms post on diarrhea platforms like twitter. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | "Moderates" who attack liberals at every given opportunity but leave |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/30/18 11:29:25 AM #250 | CrimsonRage posted... bottom line, if a topic is made criticising conservatives and you go into it to say "but what about liberals" you are not a moderate. I see much more of this from "moderates" than I see actual balanced views from them. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | "Moderates" who attack liberals at every given opportunity but leave |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/30/18 11:27:06 AM #249 | _B0xxY_2J_0sHBK posted... RoadsterUFO posted...Moderates are people too lazy to educate themselves enough on something to take a damn position. Imagine praising someone for "thinking for themselves" in spite of their opinions being toxic. That post comes across as being extremely myopic and simpleminded. It's like you're saying "it does not matter what opinions you have... if they seem to be your own, you must be super smart and benevolent because not hive mind." --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Got rejected for job application - how do I go on? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/29/18 9:13:39 PM #9 | you don't want a job. you want to neet --- "No one cares about Chill or Coth or Error or Dawkins or whatever any of the other drama queens are." -UnfairRepresent |
| Topic | Warned/Suspended General CVIII: Yay first 500 |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/29/18 9:10:21 PM #486 | weekoldhotdog posted... SomeLikeItHoth posted...weekoldhotdog continues his fam meltdown all because we wouldn't let him in the private board. Poor guy. I want to agree with you, but really, do you think there's any room? --- "No one cares about Chill or Coth or Error or Dawkins or whatever any of the other drama queens are." -UnfairRepresent |
| Topic | Warned/Suspended General CVIII: Yay first 500 |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/29/18 9:08:39 PM #484 | catboy0_0 posted... seeing 462 with an avatar makes him appear more human and therefore likeable no. there is nothing likable or even redeeming about that user --- "No one cares about Chill or Coth or Error or Dawkins or whatever any of the other drama queens are." -UnfairRepresent |
| Topic | Did you have any of these discontinued McDonalds items? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/29/18 5:00:14 PM #54 | AlleyViper620 posted... Arch Deluxe and Angus Third Pounders, and both were delicious. edit: and the orange hi c --- "No one cares about Chill or Coth or Error or Dawkins or whatever any of the other drama queens are." -UnfairRepresent |
| Topic | Imagine being someone that can't post apostrophes on this site |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/29/18 4:58:18 PM #15 | RiderofHogs posted... Why would I want an iphone? so that elitist hipsters will chant "one of us, one of us, gooble gobble, gooble gobble..." over and over in your presence. --- "No one cares about Chill or Coth or Error or Dawkins or whatever any of the other drama queens are." -UnfairRepresent |
| Topic | Imagine being a "Pick Up Artist" and using their lingo. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/29/18 4:53:55 PM #28 | Mareen posted... Pick Up Artists are stupid and need to stop. wait... is that actually some group or something? I thought he was just speaking about people in general who claim to be pick up artists... --- "No one cares about Chill or Coth or Error or Dawkins or whatever any of the other drama queens are." -UnfairRepresent |
| Topic | Imagine being a "Pick Up Artist" and using their lingo. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/29/18 4:50:33 PM #26 | Orlando_Jordan posted... You have a delusional fantasy about being a shark, when really you're a guy posting on gamefaqs.gamespot.com on your parents' wifi. I wouldn't expect someone with a delusional fantasy about being some wwe guy to the extent that he post a picture of said wrestler claiming the picture to be him... to understand a simple metaphor edit: and you're actually right about my parents' wifi in this case. It's utter shit because they have charter and live in the middle of nowhere. I'm getting quite fed up with it in fact and that is why I am a bit cranky. You were right about that one thing so congrats. I'm impressed. It was a good vacation overall though but I'm glad to be heading back home tomorrow. --- "No one cares about Chill or Coth or Error or Dawkins or whatever any of the other drama queens are." -UnfairRepresent |
| Topic | Imagine being a "Pick Up Artist" and using their lingo. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/29/18 4:39:16 PM #18 | Orlando_Jordan posted... You confessed to being buttmad false --- "No one cares about Chill or Coth or Error or Dawkins or whatever any of the other drama queens are." -UnfairRepresent |
| Topic | Imagine being a "Pick Up Artist" and using their lingo. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/29/18 4:36:34 PM #16 | Orlando_Jordan posted... I just couldn't take a guy seriously if he said "I'm going sarging tonight." Normal adult males can go out and pick up a girl without all the weird PUA stuff. Orlando_Jordan posted... A grown man typed this out, decided it was a good idea, clicked "post message," and was pleased with himself afterwards. LOL --- "No one cares about Chill or Coth or Error or Dawkins or whatever any of the other drama queens are." -UnfairRepresent |
| Topic | Imagine being a "Pick Up Artist" and using their lingo. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/29/18 4:33:23 PM #13 | Orlando_Jordan posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted...Master_Bass posted...ImTheMacheteGuy posted...Orlando_Jordan posted...lol, I triggered the PUAs who attend seminars from "Tyler Durden" and go out to "sarge," but seldom succeed. it was a fair assessment. If you want my personal opinion as opposed to my thoughts on what someone else said, it's that you've gone out of your way to learn terms that a select few people (who make you highly insecure) use, and you've regurgitated them in an effort to emulate those people as a means to appear to have the same level of credibility that you misguidedly perceive them to have. In truth, I clicked on the topic because of your username and because of how I consider you to be as a user and as a person. You could have put anything at all in the topic title. If I see a topic by you, I'm going to look into it the same way a shark is going to look into cloud of blood in the water. Maybe it will be nothing, maybe I can work with it. --- "No one cares about Chill or Coth or Error or Dawkins or whatever any of the other drama queens are." -UnfairRepresent |
| Topic | Imagine being someone that can't post apostrophes on this site |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/29/18 4:27:35 PM #12 | Supersession posted... He should really get an iPhone. I would rather die than spend money on apple. the only thing I've ever owned of theirs was a 2e computer in elementary school that the school gave me because they were getting new shit and would have thrown it out otherwise. if I was gifted an apple phone, even the newest one, I would sell it immediately unopened. --- "No one cares about Chill or Coth or Error or Dawkins or whatever any of the other drama queens are." -UnfairRepresent |
| Topic | Imagine being someone that can't post apostrophes on this site |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/29/18 4:22:30 PM #8 | SomeLikeItHoth Stopped reading there --- "No one cares about Chill or Coth or Error or Dawkins or whatever any of the other drama queens are." -UnfairRepresent |
| Topic | Imagine being someone that can't post apostrophes on this site |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/29/18 4:19:45 PM #6 | Supersession posted... This meme was made by iPhone gang. I have not spent a single penny on the company apple in my life and I never will. If I were a trillionaire, the only thing apple I would consider purchasing would be the company itself so I could dissolve it and make it cease to exist. --- "No one cares about Chill or Coth or Error or Dawkins or whatever any of the other drama queens are." -UnfairRepresent |
| Topic | Imagine being a "Pick Up Artist" and using their lingo. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/29/18 4:12:56 PM #9 | Master_Bass posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted...Orlando_Jordan posted...lol, I triggered the PUAs who attend seminars from "Tyler Durden" and go out to "sarge," but seldom succeed. between a random acronym, a slang term for a military rank and a random fight club reference, yeah, that's a fair assessment --- "No one cares about Chill or Coth or Error or Dawkins or whatever any of the other drama queens are." -UnfairRepresent |
| Topic | Imagine being a "Pick Up Artist" and using their lingo. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/29/18 4:10:13 PM #6 | Orlando_Jordan posted... lol, I triggered the PUAs who attend seminars from "Tyler Durden" and go out to "sarge," but seldom succeed. what does this mean? --- "No one cares about Chill or Coth or Error or Dawkins or whatever any of the other drama queens are." -UnfairRepresent |
| Topic | Imagine being a "Pick Up Artist" and using their lingo. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/29/18 4:09:31 PM #5 | Shiba_Inu posted... Bananana posted...Imagine buying a gamefaqs.gamespot.com account --- "No one cares about Chill or Coth or Error or Dawkins or whatever any of the other drama queens are." -UnfairRepresent |
| Topic | Which region of the United States of you spent the most time in? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 12/29/18 4:07:13 PM #23 | what the actual literal fuck does "of you spent the most time in?" mean? --- "No one cares about Chill or Coth or Error or Dawkins or whatever any of the other drama queens are." -UnfairRepresent |
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