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TopicHow long does it take to get jacked
Guynecologist
10/28/18 1:13:20 AM
#24
ThyCorndog posted...
yes I'm lifting. it's just taking forever and I was starting from a point of being a chubster with bitch arms. now I'm skinny fat with a little muscle definition wherever I'm skinny enough, but nowhere near huge enough. I basically do everything that I'm not too sore to do on a given day. I started with mostly machines but now I just do them sometimes at the end of a workout when I'm too sore to do anything else. I mostly do compound exercises, or use dumbbells. I've been doing pullups and dips this last month or two as well. I do cables when I want to isolate a muscle if some other part hurts too much to risk doing a bar or dumbbell workout (like if my shoulder or tricep hurts but I still want to do chest or whatever)


any benching, squats or deads

give me some numbers
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Topicwow my sister put all of her clothes on today
Guynecologist
10/28/18 1:02:36 AM
#2
why didnt she put on any fucking shoes
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Topicwhy the fuck is jigglypuff so popular
Guynecologist
10/28/18 1:01:36 AM
#8
i cant wait to beat the shit out of this thing in ultimate
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Topicwhy the fuck is jigglypuff so popular
Guynecologist
10/28/18 1:00:26 AM
#7
Raikuro posted...
it got in smash because it was a recurring gag character in the anime at the time and Japan has simple taste in humor


meowth was and actually still is more notable in the pokemon anime than that marshmallowy fuck
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TopicHow long does it take to get jacked
Guynecologist
10/28/18 12:58:18 AM
#20
whats your routine like

are you actually lifting

how do you go to the gym for a year and not have those sweet, sweet gains
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TopicWhat was your life like in 2002?
Guynecologist
10/28/18 12:55:50 AM
#22
college, lots of alcohol and gay sex
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TopicYour fav sweet & salty snacks?
Guynecologist
10/28/18 12:54:40 AM
#7
reeses
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TopicThe Simpsons is getting rid of Apu
Guynecologist
10/28/18 12:53:42 AM
#108
In an interview with USA Today, creator Matt Groening dismissed the criticism of the Apu character, saying "I think its a time in our culture where people love to pretend theyre offended".

hes not wrong

BonBonTheCutest posted...
SJWs ruining more of society, news at 11...

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TopicI'm beginning to hate the Red Sox.
Guynecologist
10/28/18 12:36:27 AM
#6
what do you think the white sox are feeling right now
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Topicwhy the fuck is jigglypuff so popular
Guynecologist
10/28/18 12:35:08 AM
#5
Phantom_Nook posted...
cuz of smash.


how did it get popular enough to get in ssb to begin with

it doesnt even look like a fighter

clefairy would have been much superior

a talking meowth would be even better than that
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Topicwhy the fuck is jigglypuff so popular
Guynecologist
10/27/18 2:39:28 AM
#1
i listened to it sing and didnt even fall asleep
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TopicWhy the fuck is toilet paper so expensive
Guynecologist
10/21/18 10:56:52 AM
#8
Xatrion posted...
What are you people using it for that you need so damn much? I buy one 6 roll of charmin and it lasts me a whole year.


well, normal people shit on a daily basis

also, those of us who live with females know that they use a lot of toilet paper during that time of the month
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TopicWhy the fuck is toilet paper so expensive
Guynecologist
10/21/18 10:55:21 AM
#6
deupd_u posted...
I wonder this, as well. But luckily, the cheaper stuff is actually better. Who the hell wants Charmin? It's like a snowstorm in my ass


that sounds wonderful
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TopicWhat's your go to bullshit excuse for calling out of work?
Guynecologist
10/21/18 10:54:42 AM
#15
YukihoHagiwara posted...
I can't work I'm gay


really
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TopicWhy do you Americans work 40+ hour work weeks...
Guynecologist
10/21/18 10:53:58 AM
#33
5 weeks vacation

being a gynecologist is fun, but i always wonder how different it would be if i was straight
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TopicWhat's your go to bullshit excuse for calling out of work?
Guynecologist
10/21/18 10:50:52 AM
#9
i dont call out from work because im not a little bitch
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TopicI have a crush on a CEman, how do i proceed?
Guynecologist
10/08/18 7:45:38 PM
#11
i bet you think this topic's about you

don't you

don't you

don't youuuuuu
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Topicc/d: you have a throwaway account on reddit
Guynecologist
10/08/18 7:00:07 PM
#48
AlephZero posted...
why would anyone go to reddit


it's entertaining, much moreso than here

they also don't have shit like a profanity filter
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TopicWhat am I supposed to do while others are having sex?
Guynecologist
10/08/18 6:50:43 PM
#10
sweep the leg
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TopicLouis CK sexually assaulted another woman, in a gym full of witnesses??
Guynecologist
10/07/18 12:14:01 AM
#61
the stupidity of this story is astounding
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TopicIt sucks how if you go swimming
Guynecologist
10/04/18 1:27:56 AM
#11
Anisoptera posted...
the more parasites that die in you the more horrific your allergic reaction is to a parasite dying inside of you.


...thats kinda hot.
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TopicMLB Playoffs Official Topic!
Guynecologist
10/03/18 4:32:59 PM
#52
Damn_Underscore posted...
LMAO at this

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/24883024/chicago-cubs-manager-joe-maddon-expected-keep-job-sources

He won you your first World Series in over 100 years, makes the NLCS the next season, and loses one tough playoff game and you're thinking about firing him?


it's the cubs
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Topichow can skeletons doot
Guynecologist
10/03/18 4:30:07 PM
#8
FF_Redux posted...


this will always be my favorite one


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TopicShould a man's balls be played with during sex?
Guynecologist
10/03/18 4:23:54 PM
#22
sleepysausage posted...
It feels horrible and completely ruins the mood.


this
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Topichow can skeletons doot
Guynecologist
10/03/18 4:22:42 PM
#3
Parappa09 posted...
can you doot tho?


while it is true that i possess lungs, i am currently unable to doot because i do not have the correct instrument in my vicinity
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Topichow can skeletons doot
Guynecologist
10/03/18 4:20:19 PM
#1
they don't have lungs

lungs are a mandatory prerequisite for dooting

what the fuck
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TopicMLB Playoffs Official Topic!
Guynecologist
10/03/18 1:19:16 AM
#46
fly the L
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TopicWhy was Sonic cool in the 90s but not cool now?
Guynecologist
09/25/18 1:14:44 AM
#19
alphagamble posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Amazing that Mario has kept consistently good.

Sunshine was poor


sunshine was good

you shut your fucking ass up
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TopicI banged a girl last night, after the act she made a confession to me.
Guynecologist
09/23/18 4:24:15 PM
#5
this was funny when i first saw it on reddit
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