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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Hell yeah.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Doom_Art posted...

Wasn't this the guy that beat up his pregnant girlfriend

Yep, fuck this is guy. Got what he deserved.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Supernatural.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

This is world is truly screwed now, holy crap. I can definitely see the similarities between Thanos.

A.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

R.I.P Stan, you made the childhood for many kids around the world. At least he will be with his wife.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Name: Jackson
Trait: Precise
Item: You can choose this.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

For the character format, are we still following the name, weapon, and trait format?
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

A, even if it costs him a bit of his sanity, it's still better to know just what exactly is out there.

MariaTaylor

he came down and wiped out all non-Mortals on the planet just to quiet the place down

Holy crap.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Burger King breakfast biscuit.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Phew, finally caught up. I can't really say I had a waifu but if I had to choose, I guess Maria.

Yeah, Torrin deserves the praise. He basically held the group together and kept people in check.

I choose Kidd, dude went back in the room with the lunatic Angel to save Jamison. A room, mind you, that didn't have any oxygen!
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Halo 3
Skyrim
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Most of the dragon ball z games.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

B

Yeah, I was expecting at least one guy to be killed in that fight, glad I was wrong.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Yeah, that scene is probably one of my favorites so far, just so heartwarming to see most of the characters in one place like that getting along.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

A, no man left behind!
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Who doesn't?!
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Man this chapter was bloody! Well, Aaron did get rid of the apocalypse book before he died, so yay for that.

B.

Mona just became dangerous enemy number one. That demon turned out to be right, they weren't so different after all.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

She looks like she's become a fallen angel in that pic...
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Hahaha, what an amazing chapter! Zephyr got some major action. R.I.P Jen.

B, he wants to use the book to summon something wicked and possibly bring about the end of the world. Unless he is willing to give up and let the book be destroyed, he should not be be forgiven.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Gonna go with B.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Oof, that was painful. Whatever it is, it made most of party run in fear.

I'll cast my vote later after a bit of thought, this vote will change the course of the story it seems.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Day or two!
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

You know what, I'll change to D. Curious what the interaction between these two will be.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Haha holy crap, I expected someone to die, but not the way torrin did.

A.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Enoch or Aaron. Or both.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

A
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

I'm personally interested in the goddess of light from that list though the god of dark is a pretty close second.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Haha yeah, I feel that someone needs to step in and stop this before it goes sideways and Aaron is the guy to do just that. He warned the group about Owen, who is undergoing some disturbing changes right now. He will likely know this book is bad news.

C
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Huh, must found a out of she has the sams birthday as me. Neat.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

This might be be my lucky day.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

That went surprisingly really well, awesome.

B.

On the topic of your sleep, why not just wear a watch that has a button to press that lights up whenever you need? I didn't even know you had problems sleeping. A few things that help me is having white noise in the background, a fan blowing in my case. It just drowns out the excessive noise. Also, I wear a face mask to block out any light coming in, I can't sleep with somewhat bright lights on either.

I used to be on strong sleep meds that slowed your heartbeat but I decided to wing off those.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

I don't blame you, you're close to ground zero.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

A, I think this is the best choice right now considering this quote :

He was right." She was laughing softly to herself. "This is all just a dream, isn't it?"

And in that moment, the illusion broke.

I interpret this as she's steeling her resolve to finish the fight, throwing sentiment to the wind. Better to land the blow first.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Valter and Aaron are probably my favorite living characters, with Kidd and Zeph coming close.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

A.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Thought things were fixing to go down there, glad it didn't get to that (yet). Owen was a huge help with his psionic powers. For now, we need all the help we can get, even if it comes from someone/something that might betray us later.

Aarron has dealt with these things before, who knows how much time is left before Owen changes.

B.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

I would like that, it's cool seeing all the characters drawn out like that to help get a better feel for what they look like.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

C

Very entertaining read, though I expected things to go completely different from the chapter name.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

My vote goes to Mabus, I also remember reading about that fat Goldfish and I laughed about it the entire day.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Rayquaza
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Is it a water type?
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

This definitely sounds like funny business, I would know.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

10F, easily. I would prefer having to bundle up rather than try and cool off.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Back in third grade I was fascinated with newts and lizards and my teacher knew this. I remember coming into class one day and seeing a newt in an aquarium sitting on my desk, with my teacher smiling. It became the class pet and stayed around my desk for the rest of the year.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

That is terrifying
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

The Multi-tool from No man's sky. I guess that would work with its built in bolt caster and plasma grenade launcher. When it needs to recharge I'll just deconstruct a car or something.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"