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You know what that means

SonyFan462 posted...

You wont be attacked by Christians for anything

Tell that to the guy on the set of Terminator Salvation

The rebel alliance

I would just make ads for sex just to see how many emails I would get. It was creepy but entertaining. People will fuck anything as long as it's free.

My mom

Even the shit on my bank statement makes no mention of what I bought. What's the point of buying an $80 fake vagina if people don't know about it? Imagine the tail you could get if chicks realized I had that kind of money to burn without thinking about it. If the hot UPS driver knew what she handed me she would ask to come in or some boss shit like that.

Start beating off in front of her

It's true and everyone deep down knows it.

Isn't this a perfectly normal thing to feel? I mean little kids of either gender don't turn me on.

They're pokemon

He doesn't hate America, the anthem, or the troops. He just really likes grass stains.

I'm drowning in pussy but they're all blood related

Mary Jane in the Sam Raimi movies was a bowl of oatmeal with teeth.

Ivanka and the cha cha

That ass

It needed to be said so I said it.

Why don't you ever sit in a closet?

Who sucker punches someone with such weak shit and not follow it up?

Because it's easier to masturbate as a man. Doing clit stuff as a girl is like just playing with the tip of the penis, and fingers aren't good for insertion masturbation. Imagine if you couldn't do stuff with your shaft or balls.

You know that guy who shoved a jar up his butt and it shattered?

Do you think he went to the hospital and was honest about what happened?

I just hope Dandelion is a 75 year old Jamaican woman.

I have the opposite problem, my mom thinks my friend is hot.

Nike doesn't care about money, they only care about people balling in their gear.

SquirrelyDan posted...

CanCanSam posted...

Gay and trans people to conservatives is the Christmas decorations and Merry Christmas to liberals.

They love them?

I don't know Im pretty high right now and it sounded insightful.

Gay and trans people to conservatives is the Christmas decorations and Merry Christmas to liberals.

She looks like Kurt Fuller

Only if they pee on water fountains, but who uses those anymore

Bitches want to get an education not your dick

Princess Peach

She said she had her period, but she meant that she had a penis.

Luka Magnotta likes eating ass

Those boobers

I've been to several places in Vermont and they all smell like cow manure.

When you really think about it, life is jail and heaven is the freedom that you will never see.

I don't remember any Gus in Full House, but why would anyone want to kill Uncle Jesse?

Florida used to be a little girthier but a hurricane folded it in half like a piece of paper and now America has a needle dick. If that can happen I assume this can as well.

I'd really like to put an apple between her butt cheeks and munch on it.

I'd love to make sweet hard love to her in a kiddie pool full of mashed potatoes and gravy.

What is this?