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Topic''when your best friend's boyfriend takes you to dinner while she's out of town
No_U_L7
12/02/18 6:51:45 PM
#4
orcus_snake posted...
????


Girl just posted a photo + caption as listed. I dont believe hes doing it to be nice
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Topic''when your best friend's boyfriend takes you to dinner while she's out of town
No_U_L7
12/02/18 6:46:45 PM
#2
Topic''when your best friend's boyfriend takes you to dinner while she's out of town
No_U_L7
12/02/18 6:27:30 PM
#1
you know you're family"

lmao he's trying to hit that and just got busted didn't he?
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TopicI got rejected for the first time yesterday
No_U_L7
12/02/18 1:56:50 PM
#13
WinterFestival posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
terrible mindset

How so?


you're attaching your ego to what one girl thinks about you. bad sample size and poor data. she doesn't think you two are a good match...what's wrong with that. and taking it personally enough to consider it a rejection and failure means you probably aren't as secure in yourself as you should be. there are 3.5 billion other girls in the world. what one girl thinks and says doesn't matter. what does matter is how you think about it and yourself, which you have failed in...that's much worse than any "rejection".
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TopicI got rejected for the first time yesterday
No_U_L7
12/02/18 1:51:16 PM
#7
terrible mindset
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Topici wish CE had upvotes/downvotes like reddit
No_U_L7
12/02/18 11:52:38 AM
#1
i'd have so much karma
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Topicugh just got a phone call that said "7 days" and then they hung up
No_U_L7
12/01/18 8:58:51 PM
#1
ugh wtf...what's gonna happen in 7 days?!
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Topici don't understand people that order eggs at restaurants
No_U_L7
12/01/18 6:45:38 PM
#1
yeah, i love eating out and hate cooking...but eggs are literally the easiest thing to cook. "yeah, let's pay $9 for scrambled eggs that would cost 75 cents at home and take 3 minutes to cook with no skill"
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TopicFriend invited me to lunch I said I couldn't make it then ended up at same place
No_U_L7
12/01/18 4:58:57 PM
#1
Restaurant where I was picking up my to go order. Fuck, couldn't think of an excuse...
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Topicwhy do people always laugh whenever i say i feel bloated?
No_U_L7
12/01/18 4:25:07 AM
#1
are men not allowed to feel bloated
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Topic45 degrees in cali now, you know what that means...it's peacoat weather!
No_U_L7
12/01/18 3:56:43 AM
#5
The23rdMagus posted...
The peacoat only comes out on nights that it's going to be in the low 30s. Leather jacket and flannel otherwise.


do people even leave the house when it gets below 30? it never gets that low in cali
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Topic45 degrees in cali now, you know what that means...it's peacoat weather!
No_U_L7
12/01/18 3:00:50 AM
#2
gonna wear the peacoat tonight when i go out to pick up girls
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Topic45 degrees in cali now, you know what that means...it's peacoat weather!
No_U_L7
12/01/18 2:19:07 AM
#1
hope i survive this winter...
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Topicis it gay for 2 straight men to share the same blanket?
No_U_L7
12/01/18 12:48:53 AM
#1
next to each other on the couch watching a movie
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Topicstill makes me sad that jessa rhoades wouldn't have sex with me
No_U_L7
11/30/18 4:30:44 AM
#1
has she broken up with her boyfriend yet?
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TopicNetflix's Daredevil cancelled
No_U_L7
11/29/18 9:12:42 PM
#20
Is jj s3 confirmed? I know punisher is done filming
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TopicConan Rents A Family In Japan.
No_U_L7
11/29/18 8:49:02 PM
#8
Tag for later
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Topicwould you bang gianna michaels?
No_U_L7
11/29/18 5:54:33 PM
#1
TopicYou are told "I need a ride to work around 9:30 am." When are you up?
No_U_L7
11/29/18 9:33:38 AM
#3
ewww, what kinda dirty person are you that you leave the house within 2 min of getting up....
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TopicI've got a date planned with one girl, but another girl is trying to get togethe
No_U_L7
11/29/18 9:32:39 AM
#10
flake rates on dates are really high, i've set up as many as 4 dates for the same night before and had all 4 girls cancel. schedule both, 1 or both will likely flake
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Topici wonder what would happen if you put every girl i've ever kissed in 1 room
No_U_L7
11/29/18 9:31:25 AM
#4
Kineth posted...
Did you mean to say "I" instead of "you"? There are a few kissless virgins on this site.


it's a hypothetical, hopefully you nor i will round up every girl i've ever kissed and stuff them in a room..
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Topicgot a ticket for having a license plate frame lol
No_U_L7
11/29/18 9:24:25 AM
#4
normally hate rant topics like this (no one cares!), but that's p annoying, topic is justified
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Topici wonder what would happen if you put every girl i've ever kissed in 1 room
No_U_L7
11/29/18 9:17:58 AM
#1
they'd probably suffocate and die of the lack of oxygen in that gymnasium
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Topichave you ever pulled a louis ck in front of a girl?
No_U_L7
11/29/18 3:25:09 AM
#1
yes but she said she wanted to watch and it was ok
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Topici've eaten at least 1 meal of turkey for a week straight now
No_U_L7
11/28/18 6:05:51 PM
#1
what should i eat to mix it up today?
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Topicsplit the bill with a girl while on a date but the restaurant charged me twice
No_U_L7
11/28/18 5:29:43 PM
#3
Topicsplit the bill with a girl while on a date but the restaurant charged me twice
No_U_L7
11/28/18 4:31:15 PM
#1
we split the bill but the waitress just ran my card twice for hers and my meal lol. i want to give waitresses $15/hr, but if this is the amount of detail they bring to their jobs, they don't deserve it. in her defense, the girl and i did have the same credit card. still, she didn't deserve the full tip i gave her. called the restaurant, they said they'd get back to me but never did. can i call my credit card company and report fraud? if they checked the recepit, they'd see her signature and not mine. can't ask the girl to pay me back since that'd seem too petty at this point...
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TopicHulu for $12 the entire year ($1 a month) worth it?
No_U_L7
11/27/18 3:50:40 PM
#96
I missed it :(
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Topicwhat tv show should i watch next? (netflix or amazon prime)
No_U_L7
11/26/18 2:57:55 AM
#4
Shotgunnova posted...
Godless


ehhh got good ratings but not a fan of westerns

glitteringfairy posted...
Narcos Mexico. Don't be fucking lame


watched season 1 of the original narcos and hated it so stopped
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Topicwhat tv show should i watch next? (netflix or amazon prime)
No_U_L7
11/26/18 2:51:29 AM
#1
netflix: sabrina
amazon prime: homecoming

feel free to suggest something else but chances are i've seen it
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TopicThis guy wrote on my waitress friends receipt "nice butt" and left his
No_U_L7
11/25/18 1:49:25 PM
#1
Number. She said she felt like vomiting after that lol
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Topicman eating fajitas are so much work
No_U_L7
11/25/18 10:51:14 AM
#1
i have to scoop and roll everything myself? what am i, a butler?
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Topichad a really awkward moment with a girl that took me home
No_U_L7
11/24/18 5:53:38 AM
#1
met this hot girl tonight, walking back to her car and she tells me she'll take me home. we get there and she says she can't come in but we should go out soon (ugh). so we make out a bit and then i go into my complex...but it's kinda early and i kinda wanted to bang a girl, so i just went out the back exit to go back out and find another girl to take home. well, the girl somehow managed to be driving by and she rolls down her window and says "um....wtf are you doing". and she caught me by surprise so i was just like "um...my friend...got too drunk...and needed me to go help him..."

yeah, i don't think she believed me
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Topichate when i accidentally watch a foreign language porn
No_U_L7
11/23/18 9:44:38 PM
#1
it's so hard to understand since they don't have subtitles
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Topichow long before gonorrhea would show up on an STD test?
No_U_L7
11/23/18 5:27:27 PM
#1
asking for a friend
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TopicI accidentally kissed her on the lips, right in front of her husband
No_U_L7
11/23/18 8:46:38 AM
#7
deupd_u posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
deupd_u posted...
I just played it off like that's just what I do,


so you kissed the husband on the lips too right



fun trivia: at some point on the show, either shown on screen or talked about, every one of the friends kissed every other one of the friends
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TopicI accidentally kissed her on the lips, right in front of her husband
No_U_L7
11/23/18 8:31:03 AM
#5
deupd_u posted...
I just played it off like that's just what I do,


so you kissed the husband on the lips too right
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Topictitans is a lot of fun, reminds me of how much i love dick (as a person)
No_U_L7
11/23/18 6:58:26 AM
#3
hotcegaI posted...
one topic
one topic is all I want where you don't post something dumb


are you not a fan of titans
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Topictitans is a lot of fun, reminds me of how much i love dick (as a person)
No_U_L7
11/23/18 6:51:58 AM
#1
it's like arrow but with dick instead. so glad they just zoomed right past the origin story, hate those lol
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Topicnothing worse than taking a hot girl home, take off her bra and has gross nips
No_U_L7
11/22/18 7:40:27 PM
#1
those half inch thick 3 inch diameter dark red pepperoni nips, after 4 hours of work to get her to be dtf and taking her home ugh
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Topichate when deeding to a girl's insta and you scroll too far back to her HS pics
No_U_L7
11/22/18 5:49:27 PM
#16
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Oh, rookie.

Find 2 pictures you like. Put one on the left side of the screen and one on the right side of the screen. Then you got the video in the middle. All set.


wat...
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Topichate when deeding to a girl's insta and you scroll too far back to her HS pics
No_U_L7
11/22/18 5:45:43 PM
#13
Kitt posted...
First it was a series of topics about wanting to fuck his own sister and now a couple of topics like these insinuating something else.

TC must have realized that the fake pick-up artist stories were getting stale and now he's trying to get creative.


ive been a pick up artist for 8+ years, i could stop going out and still have enough stories to post for the rest of my life. doesn't mean i need to be posting them non-stop
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Topic*stops hot girl in street to talk to her* girl: sorry i'm an escort headed to
No_U_L7
11/22/18 5:44:03 PM
#1
meet my next client

me: i don't believe you
*hands me business card*
me: i still don't believe you
*she grabs me and kisses me*
her: i'm booked for the next 2 hours but give me a call after!

guess i should believe her...
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Topichate when deeding to a girl's insta and you scroll too far back to her HS pics
No_U_L7
11/22/18 5:26:15 PM
#7
Zikten posted...
would never happen to me. all women my age graduated highschool before Instagram even existed


you only deed to girls your own age....?
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Topichate when deeding to a girl's insta and you scroll too far back to her HS pics
No_U_L7
11/22/18 5:18:03 PM
#5
Lost_All_Senses posted...
First time is an accident. After that you know what you're doing


Idk happens to me all the time by accident
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Topichate when deeding to a girl's insta and you scroll too far back to her HS pics
No_U_L7
11/22/18 5:00:12 PM
#2
Topicpet peeve #999: "if you know, you know" posts
No_U_L7
11/22/18 5:44:10 AM
#1
no, carlee, sorry i don't know what a pic of your 4th of july bikini laid out on top of the hood of a lamborghini means
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Topichate when deeding to a girl's insta and you scroll too far back to her HS pics
No_U_L7
11/22/18 4:45:31 AM
#1
totally ruins the moment
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Topicif i become a priest does that mean i can legally make girls call me daddy?
No_U_L7
11/22/18 2:23:30 AM
#1
idk how religion works
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Topicwas i too mean to my friend in our conversation about girls?
No_U_L7
11/21/18 12:10:27 AM
#3
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