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TopicWould you bang Day 3:Demi Lovato
JlM
12/02/18 8:03:47 PM
#8
Man, the video for Cool For The Summer, when she's walking away and grabs her ass...

Yes. Would bone.
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TopicWho is your favorite porn star?
JlM
12/02/18 5:13:29 PM
#11
loverachelle2
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TopicPost ITT and you'll be blessed with a pale, English gf with gap teeth who tells
JlM
12/01/18 9:11:40 PM
#13
Grace Violet Blood is the only English girl for me.
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TopicNew Tool is a god damn myth
JlM
11/30/18 8:44:08 AM
#28
ReginaldClovis posted...
JlM posted...
ReginaldClovis posted...
JlM posted...
The Nurse Who Loved me is an abomination and Failire should be furious that their masterpiece was shit on the way it was.


Failure.


Lmao.

Dwight Schrute: When I was in the 6th grade, I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word "failure."


It still said Cave-In when I first saw it. >_>


Shhhhh..... >_>

I heard Cave In this morning on the radio. I thought I caught my fuck up before anyone could rip my dick for it.
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TopicNew Tool is a god damn myth
JlM
11/30/18 8:39:44 AM
#24
ReginaldClovis posted...
JlM posted...
The Nurse Who Loved me is an abomination and Failire should be furious that their masterpiece was shit on the way it was.


Failure.


Lmao.

Dwight Schrute: When I was in the 6th grade, I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word "failure."
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TopicNew Tool is a god damn myth
JlM
11/30/18 8:38:53 AM
#22
I remeber an interview with Billy of APC saying he had his whole life to write Mer De Noms. Then when it came time to make another album, starting from scratch was giving him trouble. And it definitely shows.
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TopicNew Tool is a god damn myth
JlM
11/30/18 8:36:32 AM
#19
MarkStarWars posted...
Thirteenth Step is just as good if not better than mer de noms.

eat the elephant is alright.


Eehhh....I thought 13th was pretty forgettable. The Noose and Blue were dope.

The Nurse Who Loved Me is an abomination and Failure should be furious that their masterpiece was shit on the way it was.
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TopicNew Tool is a god damn myth
JlM
11/30/18 8:35:00 AM
#18
MarkStarWars posted...
Tool has been MIA since 10,000 days, however, MJK has put out 4? Puscifer albums and most recently a new A perfect Circle album after 14 years of fuck all nothing

he's also old as fuck


And all 5 of those albums are trash. :( Maynard gets so much credit for Tool and its glaringly obvious that he's the weakest link. Granted, you cant fucking replace MJK, but in comparison to the rest of the band? Yeah...
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TopicNew Tool is a god damn myth
JlM
11/30/18 8:32:19 AM
#16
t_paynes_ghost posted...
The way I constantly hear about them I assumed they were still an active band


And before Lateralus in 2001, their precious album was 1996. And 93 before that.

Being a Tool fan involves a lot of waiting and being disappointed by false "new record soon" reports.

But going on 13 years now is just ridiculous. I assume this will certainly be the last album.

But about 10,000 Days. It kicked ass. Most Tool fans agree it kicks ass. I just think there was a vocal minority of people who were expecting different, and that sparked a lot of trolls to jump on the "Haha yeah Tool is overrated junk" bandwagon just for the sake of slamming a popular band.

If anything, the biggest drop off in actual Tool fans happened between. Aenima and Lateralus, when people got tired of waiting for an album. Then when it finally came out there were a lot of complaints that Maynard's vocals weren't "interesting" anymore. Which I thought was pretty false, but, you know, opinions and shit.

Now A Perfect Circle? There's a Maynard band that really fucking went down the crapper after an amazing debut album....
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TopicNew Tool is a god damn myth
JlM
11/30/18 8:17:01 AM
#11
t_paynes_ghost posted...
JlM posted...
t_paynes_ghost posted...
When was the last time Tool put out an album that most people would consider good?

Not being snarky, genuinely curious, I didn't hear good things about their last 2 or 3 albums.


It's cool to hate on things that got popular. Tool got too popular for the edgelords.


That really didn't answer my question. As well, Tool became popular with Lateralus, released 2001, and it's critically acclaimed and adored by fans. So this comment is just straight rubbish.


You didnt hear good thing about their last 2 or 3 albums.

You are also aware Lateralus is critically acclaimed and adored by fans.

I'm confused.
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TopicNew Tool is a god damn myth
JlM
11/30/18 8:11:11 AM
#6
t_paynes_ghost posted...
When was the last time Tool put out an album that most people would consider good?

Not being snarky, genuinely curious, I didn't hear good things about their last 2 or 3 albums.


It's cool to hate on things that got popular. Tool got too popular for the edgelords.
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TopicTumblr is deleting all the NSFW content
JlM
11/29/18 9:25:52 AM
#11
Now where will my wife go to look at black and white BDSM gifs and lesbian foot fetish pictures?

I mean, sure, I've explained to her a dozen times how to use EMP and Tube sites and showed her that Bing is a decent resource for pornography.

Oh wait I forgot, three seconds into every video she has some annoying criticism. Every girl is "annoying" in some way. Like, welcome to my world, babe.
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TopicWell, Red Dead Online is complete shit
JlM
11/29/18 8:53:21 AM
#38
No poker lmao
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TopicSecond man killed by train while placing flowers to honor the previous victim.
JlM
11/29/18 8:49:11 AM
#54
A dude I know from high school is a train conductor or whatever. Last I heard. He had hit like, 5 people in something like 8 years? So apparently this is kind of a common thing. I guess most of them are suicide or someone extremely drunk.

Someone told me that he was kind of fucked up from it and had a hard time sleeping.
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TopicSecond man killed by train while placing flowers to honor the previous victim.
JlM
11/29/18 8:46:59 AM
#52
pikachupwnage posted...
This is in its own class. This person is on track to being the Darwin award of the decade.


. This person is on track

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TopicI want to send my best friend a gif about doing well at math.
JlM
11/28/18 11:19:45 AM
#10
uFysv6M
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TopicAre you a howard stern fan?
JlM
11/28/18 9:01:21 AM
#9
I liked him pre-Sirius and for maybe a year or two after the Sirius jump, but the show became increasingly unbearable.

He spent most of the time talking about shit like Dancing With The Stars and how much he loves Beth and dog charity. He got soft as fuck.

Meanwhile, Sal and Richard were over there overcompensating with over the top vulgarity for the sake of vulgarity.

And Artie obviously started caring less and less and eventually just left. Largely, I assume, because he didn't want to talk about fucking America's Next Top Singing Dog Model Dancer or whatever.

The guests got shittier and shittier too.

No one wants to listen to a porn star pretend to have an orgasm on the radio. Yet 3 times a week they'd have some no name chick riding a Sybian.

I havent listened in probably 8-10 years.
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TopicThe perfect girl but she doesn't like Steely Dan
JlM
11/27/18 12:11:43 PM
#17
Steely Dan bores the fuck out of me.
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TopicAmanda Bynes is doing alright again
JlM
11/27/18 9:05:07 AM
#20
Now we just need to save Lindsay Lohan.
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TopicAmanda Bynes is doing alright again
JlM
11/27/18 8:52:54 AM
#18
I hated her shows, but dear God she had fantastic boobs and was super cute. Another blonde my wife lusted after too which made her even hotter.
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TopicWhat are you listening to right now? V2
JlM
11/26/18 9:48:31 PM
#325
Offa Rex - Sheepcrook and Black Dog


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TopicLulzy article/photo layout in local paper.
JlM
11/26/18 9:35:44 PM
#1
U9SfPjS

"Where should we put the blurb about hunting deer?"
"Idk man, next to that picture of kids dressed as deer."
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TopicWhat's up with all the gay talk these past couple years?
JlM
11/26/18 12:30:16 PM
#7
Gay stuff is on your mind a lot, mate. It's okay.
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TopicHave you played any of these board games?
JlM
11/26/18 11:57:42 AM
#5
Only Scythe, but Terraforming Mars and Western Legends are on my list.
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TopicRed Dead Online goes live tomorrow for ultimate edition owners
JlM
11/26/18 11:48:14 AM
#16
I dont have the UE and I'm fine with waiting. It's sure to be a bit of mess to start. I might even wait a week or so anyway. I still have plenty to do in single player.
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TopicYou can pick one RDR2 Character to go drinking with.
JlM
11/26/18 11:34:13 AM
#3
Mary Beth or Karen?

Although it looks like Lenny and Arthur have a good time drinking. So...idk
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TopicCotton-Eyed Joe is the worst pop song of all time.
JlM
11/26/18 10:32:21 AM
#20
If I had to pick a song I hate the most, I'd probably go with "Soak Up The Sun" by Sheryl Crow. What insincere, corny bullshit.

Or just about anything by Martina McBride. Holy shit that "God is great, some times prayin' dont work but I do it anyway" song is fucking trash for idiots.
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TopicI was cleaning David's fridge and throwing expired stuff. One thing was 4 years
JlM
11/26/18 10:18:22 AM
#2
Something something joke about old stuff something something
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TopicEarly South Park seasons are just...so bad.
JlM
11/26/18 9:11:08 AM
#31
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I loved when Stan use to always say "This is some fucked up shit right here". That perfectly describes most Southpark episides


They actually broke that line out in the last episode.
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TopicThings about life and the world that you know to be 100% true.
JlM
11/26/18 8:33:50 AM
#12
I do not like fennel.
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TopicRDR2 is doing that thing where it works less and less the more I play
JlM
11/24/18 7:02:40 AM
#8
My game was pretty flawless, until about chapter 5/6, and now some glitchy fuckery is going on. Most of it isnt terrible.

However, I had an alarming issue where I would get stuck on the black and white photos/loading screen, infinitely. Appeared my save data had been corrupted. Eventually I found a tutorial on reddit of how to navigate the menus from that screen so you could fix it. If I had to start all over again I don't know what I would even do.

I played a mission last night where I had to connect a spool of wire to some dynamite that Dutch plants. But Dutch stood in my way and I wasnt able to go around him. And even if I had, the dynamite was just floating 20 feet in the air. Took a good 3 or 4 minutes for the mission to "fail" so I could restart it.

Had my $800, recently max bonded Missouri Foxtrotter randomly spawn next to me during a train mission. Of course my dear Sycorax immediately took a diving header into the train and was instantly killed, unrevivable.

Stranger missions. I'll ride my horse for 10 hours across the map to do a stranger mission, only for the white trigger spot to disappear when I get close. I've had this happen about half a dozen times in the past two days.

I also had an issue where my Arthur was wearing several hats at once. This was actually kind of funny, because it was a cowboy hat, the tall moose(?) hat and an estate boss hat. I feel stupid for not taking pictures of this
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TopicJust got back from a life changing solo trip to Colorado
JlM
11/23/18 10:29:40 AM
#20
MFBKBass5 posted...
Forlorn_Ass posted...
Was the beer really 'amazing' though? Beer...


Oh yes. Went to Weldwerks and Wiley Root.


Oooh, I've had some Weldworks sent to me. Good stuff.
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TopicCompare this 80's era crowd with nxt crowd, nxt crowd should learn to from this!
JlM
11/23/18 8:18:53 AM
#2
In 1983, a ton of people still believed it was real.

That makes a huge difference.
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TopicFar Cry franchise is on sale. Is it worth?
JlM
11/23/18 8:16:45 AM
#4
3 and 4 are awesome.
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Topicguess the game in 5 words or less
JlM
11/23/18 8:13:46 AM
#50
What a save!
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TopicIn the market for noise cancelling headphones. Bose Vs. Sony
JlM
11/23/18 7:43:28 AM
#10
masterbarf posted...
Bose are trash in general.

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TopicIn the market for noise cancelling headphones. Bose Vs. Sony
JlM
11/23/18 7:42:34 AM
#9
YoullCowards posted...
NeuralLaxative posted...
C. sennheiser

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TopicIt's Thanksgiving, what the FUCK are you drinking?
JlM
11/22/18 11:12:36 PM
#12
Bell's Two-Hearted
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TopicIf your girl loves you she'll let you be on top in a 69
JlM
11/22/18 11:04:21 PM
#7
Sure, but in that case, why even do 69?
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TopicIf your girl loves you she'll let you be on top in a 69
JlM
11/22/18 10:56:47 PM
#3
Patty_Fleur posted...
I like butthole in my face


This.

Also, top 69 is difficult and uncomfortable. We've tried.

Like, what even is this.
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TopicWhat's everyone grabbing for black friday?
JlM
11/22/18 10:55:02 PM
#7
I ordered a new TV. My old ass plasma is about ready to crap out.
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TopicKnuckles visits the city of Cleveland.
JlM
11/22/18 10:37:15 PM
#17
QwelzaarKane posted...
That was my spot for a bit. Shame they closed down recently.


Aww, really? It was such a convenient spot to eat and drink before shows at Grog.

I think I've been to a second location in Cleveland, when I saw Neutral Milk Hotel at the Masonic.

Last time I was in Cleveland we went to a different place. Tremont Taphouse? Beer was a little better, but Lizard had better food.
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TopicKnuckles visits the city of Cleveland.
JlM
11/22/18 10:20:45 PM
#12
pikachupwnage posted...
QwelzaarKane posted...
JlM posted...
He goes to a show at The Grog Shop, gets harassed for wearing a fucking flannel, gets offered "dro" by a stranger, stops to get gas at a place with dudes emptying a blunt on the floor while a cop plays scratch off tickets 5 feet away while his wife gets cat called by a group of thugs, eats at a super overrated diner for breakfast and gets the fuck out of that shit hole.


Congrats on the most accurate description of Cleveland I've ever seen on the internet lol.


You forgot the part where his car gets a flat from a massive pothole.


Unfortunately I can't shit on Ohio's roads because PennDOT is literally the punchline of 80% of all jokes in Pennsylvania.

Still not as shitty as the roads I experienced in New York.
You assume it's because of snow/weather, but then you hit Vermont and every road is literally perfect.
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TopicKnuckles visits the city of Cleveland.
JlM
11/22/18 10:15:39 PM
#10
QwelzaarKane posted...
JlM posted...
He goes to a show at The Grog Shop, gets harassed for wearing a fucking flannel, gets offered "dro" by a stranger, stops to get gas at a place with dudes emptying a blunt on the floor while a cop plays scratch off tickets 5 feet away while his wife gets cat called by a group of thugs, eats at a super overrated diner for breakfast and gets the fuck out of that shit hole.


Congrats on the most accurate description of Cleveland I've ever seen on the internet lol.


I mean, this all literally happened to me, some on multiple occasions.

I will never understand why Cleveland gets more shows than Pittsburgh. I fucking hate Cleveland, and it's got nothing to do with sports.

The Winking Lizard is good though.
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TopicFamily Feud is the horniest TV show of all time. Step aside Silk Stalkings
JlM
11/22/18 10:10:38 PM
#5
Turkey....turkey.....TURKEY!
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TopicKnuckles visits the city of Cleveland.
JlM
11/22/18 10:04:27 PM
#8
He goes to a show at The Grog Shop, gets harassed for wearing a fucking flannel, gets offered "dro" by a stranger, stops to get gas at a place with dudes emptying a blunt on the floor while a cop plays scratch off tickets 5 feet away while his wife gets cat called by a group of thugs, eats at a super overrated diner for breakfast and gets the fuck out of that shit hole.
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